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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,08:31   

Happy birthday, horseman.

"Use the horse, Luke" was my favorite line in the movie.

So may the horse be with you.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,08:36   

Happy birthday, Carlson.

May you live long enough to tell the ultimate Louis' mom joke.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,08:59   

Happy Foaling Day To You:



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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,09:53   

joyful bothering today my equiphiliac friend.

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Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

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I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
EyeNoU



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,10:23   

Happy Birthday, Carlsonjock!

Don't party too hard!

  
olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,11:00   

Happy birfday, carlson!

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,11:15   

H'B', dudely one.

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,11:23   

Hope they let CBEB's celebrate birthdays in Oklahoma!

Here's a birthday card image of a horse, from the homeland of Louis. I'm sure you can work up a joke about it.



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To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,11:39   



Happy birthday!

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,11:41   

Many Happy Returns, CJ!
Hope you have a good 'un.

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,12:07   

Happy Birthday!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

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jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,19:25   

Happiest of days (and nights) plus many more to ya!!

I'd send you a pony for your BD but I guess you already got one.   :P

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,21:07   

Well, it has been a day, to say the least. We went out for Indian food last night and I got the world's coolest t-shirt.

We had new windows installed on the first floor of our house this week, so I spent this morning doing touch-up painting and rehanging the blinds and curtains. I also did three rides today: I exercised my AQHA gelding Jack in the riding arena, I hacked my APHA mare Stormy around the pasture, and also took Louis' mom for spin. Befitting his 23 years, Jack (shown below) was a bit curmudgeonly but otherwise well behaved. Stormy (also shown below) was a bit of a handful. She was pretty nervous, spooked at something and felt she could get away faster without me aboard. After 3 or 4 bucks, I fell off and she hightailed it back towards the barn. I caught her, remounted and rode her for another half hour to 45 minutes.

Louis' mom (not shown below) was in a similar mood. She was pretty nervous, spooked at something and felt she could get away faster without me aboard. After 3 or 4 bucks, I fell off and she hightailed it back towards the barn. I caught her, remounted and rode her for another half hour to 45 minutes. I'll say this for her, though. She gave me half off for my birthday. I was able to use the money to buy some gum on the way home.

Now, I am vegging out in front of the Oklahoma-Texas Tech football game drinking beer and enjoying a nice Monchhof Estate Reisling.



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,21:08   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Nov. 22 2008,11:23)
Hope they let CBEB's celebrate birthdays in Oklahoma!

Here's a birthday card image of a horse, from the homeland of Louis. I'm sure you can work up a joke about it.


She is kinda fat and her skin is blotchy. But once you brush away the dirt and scrub off the drooled feed and manure, Louis' mom isn't a bad looking woman.

Oh, the pony? Can't think of a single joke. Sorry.

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,21:10   

Quote (khan @ Nov. 22 2008,12:07)
Happy Birthday!

Khan!!!11!1!!1!!



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dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2008,04:14   

Congratulations!

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Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

  
Ptaylor



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,03:29   

Happy birthday.

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fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,07:24   

Happy Belated.

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,16:52   

Merry Birthmas!

How old are you in Horse Years?

Louis

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Bye.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 25 2008,03:49   

Quote (Louis @ Nov. 25 2008,00:52)
Merry Birthmas!

How old are you in Horse Years?

Louis

Heh!

About a quarter your Mom's.

It's all about you isn't it?

Happy Birthday C.J. better late than never.





Found you a birthday video here


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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2008,22:48   

Happy birthday, Carsonjok, belatedly.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:13   

iz yer birfdaze agin.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:23   

Happy Birthday!

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:32   

CAEK!11
ETA:

Lex Luthor is clearly an evilutionist.

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Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

  
lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:57   

You have these every year???

Happy Birthday!

Your ponies are beautiful.

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,08:22   

HBD, dude. Go run the fields on four toes.

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- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,08:30   

Happy Trip Around the Sun!

(In a chariot?)

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...
-JoeG

  
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,09:20   


The chariot awaits:

The "M" stands for mom, as in "your"

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,09:56   



gah someone else had that..

er..



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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
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"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,11:21   

Happy Horsey Birthday carlsonjok. We all chipped in and got you a Specially Designed horse, and had Dr. Dr. D and BA^77 pray over it for you! :)



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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,12:34   

Good to hear that you have been with us for another year!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
- Pattiann Rogers

   
Tony M Nyphot



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,12:51   

don't



too much, or you might



and someone will regret it next morning



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eta: oh yeah...bon anniversaire, nuisance de cheval

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,14:56   

Joyeux anniversaire, Carlson!!!

And don't drink the water:



BTW, how old are you in horse years?

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,19:23   

Happy Birthday!

"Stay Gold Ponyboy"

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All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11
F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2009,06:00   

Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Nov. 22 2009,12:51)

Thank you all. I had a good weekend. And this is my new favorite LOLcat

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2009,06:05   

Grandad


says you don't need to eat so much after they put you out to grass.

He's like that some days.

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2009,06:51   

Happy Belated.

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2009,14:10   

Man I leave and have a life and what do I see?

People having the audacity not winning any Darwin Awards.

With this group, you'd think it'd be more popular.

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Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2009,14:44   

Can't I leave for a short holiday without you getting older? ;-)

Happy birthday - mean photoshopped picture tomorrow!

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2009,17:16   

H'B'

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2009,21:51   

Shimmies for himmies. :)

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Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2009,07:17   



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dvunkannon



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2009,15:23   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Nov. 22 2008,12:23)
Hope they let CBEB's celebrate birthdays in Oklahoma!

Here's a birthday card image of a horse, from the homeland of Louis. I'm sure you can work up a joke about it.


Oh, well spotted. Sorry I noticed you bidet thread a weak latte. Hippy-pappy Biththerday

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Im referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter
Im not an evolutionist, Im a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

  
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