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| Date: 2007/05/31 22:35:22, Link 67.39.20.226 |
| Author: khan |
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BA in Math One year of graduate work in Math, no degree. |
| Date: 2007/06/01 16:40:07, Link 69.221.212.53 | ||||
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No. |
| Date: 2007/06/05 20:20:08, Link 69.216.53.253 |
| Author: khan |
| I'm new here and I have to ask: what is the origin of the "pirahna" references? |
| Date: 2007/06/05 22:21:51, Link 69.216.53.253 | ||||||
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Some serious tard there. |
| Date: 2007/06/10 19:32:43, Link 69.214.48.72 | ||||||
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They seem to be in some sort of competition for the most breathtaking inanity. |
| Date: 2007/06/12 08:49:11, Link 69.221.223.104 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I recall reading something several years ago. Some folks were all upset because two people had been killed by sharks off Hawaii. It was then noted that more than 40 people had drowned in the same time frame and location. If you want to save lives, close the beaches. |
| Date: 2007/06/14 13:01:24, Link 69.213.249.77 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Interesting thought occurred to me: Sharks swimming around essentially unchanged for many millions of years while their food supply slowly evolves. |
| Date: 2007/06/16 09:14:17, Link 69.213.250.21 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Home-schooled. |
| Date: 2007/06/17 20:48:01, Link 69.218.132.150 |
| Author: khan |
| Is there a time line for that chart? |
| Date: 2007/06/18 10:58:26, Link 69.213.252.74 | ||||||||||
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No. I thought it rather obvious. |
| Date: 2007/06/21 21:33:45, Link 69.213.253.122 |
| Author: khan |
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An interesting tangent on risk of death: --------------------------------- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19334698/ More deaths by sand than sharks People naturally worry about splashier threats, like shark attacks. However, the Marons’ research found there were 16 sand hole or tunnel deaths in the U.S. from 1990-2006 compared with 12 fatal shark attacks for the same period, according to University of Florida statistics. And Bradley Maron thinks the sand-related deaths are less well-documented than shark attacks. |
| Date: 2007/06/26 19:56:58, Link 69.213.254.125 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I recall watching this on TV; truly bad cinema. A few years later I read the review in the local TV guide and it was referred to as a 'spoof'. When it's so bad it's funny, pretend you meant it that way. And then there's "Frogs" http://imdb.com/title/tt0068615/ Featuring Sam Elliot without a mustache. |
| Date: 2007/06/27 19:59:01, Link 68.253.227.249 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Starring Peter Graves (of TV show "Mission Impossible"). |
| Date: 2007/06/29 09:53:09, Link 69.216.52.137 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I saw The Green Slime in college at the student union; MST3K style. Near the end there's a scene where the slime creatures are on fire; someone in the audience yelled: "Crispy Critters!" |
| Date: 2007/07/02 20:54:56, Link 69.213.254.164 |
| Author: khan |
| I need a husband and a wife. |
| Date: 2007/07/04 13:13:38, Link 69.214.52.179 |
| Author: khan |
| Interesting that someone in his claimed position would write of 'Ridalin'. |
| Date: 2007/07/05 09:32:02, Link 69.221.212.25 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Perpetual Motion Machines? Good grief! |
| Date: 2007/07/05 20:45:26, Link 69.221.212.25 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I do recall Ms Clinton being part of an anti apartheid rally; whether the poster was there is another matter, but I will take his word for it. |
| Date: 2007/07/06 09:40:53, Link 69.216.52.12 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
You're right, I conflated the two. |
| Date: 2007/07/06 09:53:27, Link 69.216.52.12 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
http://scienceblogs.com/grrlsci....lid.php Argentavis magnificens is the largest bird known. It lived six million years ago during the Miocene period throughout Argentina. It is nearly the size of a Cessna 152 light aircraft, with a 23-foot (7-meter) wing span and weighing approximately 150-pounds (70-kilograms). |
| Date: 2007/07/09 07:53:19, Link 68.254.29.111 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
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Another one I saw at college: Billy the Kid versus Dracula http://imdb.com/title/tt0060168/
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| Date: 2007/07/11 18:51:23, Link 69.213.255.30 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I'm not sure, as it hurts too much to read. |
| Date: 2007/07/15 16:50:13, Link 69.214.56.3 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
20. Thought there was something putting "In God We Trust" on money in 1914. |
| Date: 2007/07/17 21:37:35, Link 69.213.243.23 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
"I tawt I taw a puddy cat" -Hey, I'm old. |
| Date: 2007/08/16 14:27:13, Link 69.221.215.249 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Whatever the spelling, that's an odd choice of a word. |
| Date: 2007/08/18 09:21:42, Link 70.227.40.222 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I wrote something like that when I was 16; but I got over it. |
| Date: 2007/08/24 21:53:43, Link 69.213.245.69 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
The Tard is strong with this one. |
| Date: 2007/08/27 22:19:22, Link 69.213.252.99 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Sounds like a country song. |
| Date: 2007/08/27 22:29:21, Link 69.213.252.99 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
He actually wrote: "would of"? |
| Date: 2007/08/31 21:40:00, Link 69.213.252.43 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I drove a '73 Midget that I bought in '73. What didn't go wrong with it. Drove it from NJ to CA with a companion and with everything I owned in the trunk. Occasionally I miss being young. Gave it to charity in '89 after sitting in the garage for four years. |
| Date: 2007/08/31 21:44:02, Link 69.213.252.43 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Had one of those too (a '67). The car salesman showed me how to drive a stickshift. Took me a week to get it into 4th (city traffic). |
| Date: 2007/09/04 22:04:25, Link 69.213.254.188 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
A thought: Dembski is 47. An age when men in our society are supposed to be climbing in their careers. Here he is hitting middle age crisis time and stuck at BFE Bible College as 'Research Professor in Philosophy' (what the heck does that entail?). http://www.swbts.edu/index.c....0415379 |
| Date: 2007/09/06 20:40:29, Link 68.79.183.29 |
| Author: khan |
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Could it be: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin....&nl=fix Hate email to columnist Mark Morford, second one down. |
| Date: 2007/09/12 20:57:03, Link 68.253.227.46 |
| Author: khan |
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Innerbling 09/12/2007 5:42 pm Every case ID-proponents provide translates to atheists as a attempt to proof the existence of God. It’s truly sad for scientific progress when religion and science gets mixed. |
| Date: 2007/09/18 21:30:14, Link 67.39.21.4 |
| Author: khan |
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Back in high school it occurred to me that Lamarkism could be dismissed based on the facts that men had spent many years and generations shaving their faces. And most women in the USA have been shaving legs and armpits for a few generations. But the little tiny hairs keep growing. |
| Date: 2007/09/30 11:02:49, Link 69.213.253.159 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
How about heterosexuals who don't want families? Are they perverts? And what is so vile about being free? |
| Date: 2007/10/10 22:24:16, Link 68.253.238.23 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
There would be no need to do any scientific investigation on anything ever again. Any/all evidence/history can be changed/faked at whim by The Powers That Be just to deceive/test people. And TPTB also could shift its (their?) nature and the resulting rules and consequences at whim. Last Thursdayism writ large. |
| Date: 2007/10/18 21:03:45, Link 67.39.20.11 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
A great one. Love at First Bite (1979) was also pretty good. |
| Date: 2007/10/25 17:36:57, Link 69.214.55.165 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
What do I use to view that? |
| Date: 2007/11/10 20:08:50, Link 68.253.230.123 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"Abortion was invented in 1973." quoth the Tard |
| Date: 2007/11/14 20:20:40, Link 69.214.55.8 |
| Author: khan |
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I'd like to put in a word for The Pink Pony Pub http://pinkponypub.net/ and the Florabama http://www.florabama.com/ |
| Date: 2007/11/15 22:03:44, Link 69.214.49.240 |
| Author: khan |
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http://www.windscafe.com/ Local and well prepared. |
| Date: 2007/12/12 16:23:35, Link 69.213.251.24 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." |
| Date: 2007/12/16 18:31:47, Link 69.213.243.72 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Has anyone thought of copying that sweater and selling it to raise money for the cause? |
| Date: 2007/12/16 18:52:18, Link 69.213.243.72 |
| Author: khan |
| I just had a thought of folks wearing them at a ScienceBloggers get together. |
| Date: 2007/12/29 08:56:57, Link 68.79.182.10 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Is the possibility of one god the same as the possibility of 2 gods? 7? 31?... |
| Date: 2007/12/29 20:27:06, Link 68.79.182.10 |
| Author: khan |
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Found a Creationist Bingo: http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2007/09/bingo-creationi.html |
| Date: 2007/12/31 14:50:05, Link 69.213.245.98 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
ID 'science' activities in a nutshell: "The book was peer-reviewed but we can't tell you by whom." "We're conducting scientific research but where and about what have to remain secret." "We're giving an ID award, but the recipient's identity must remain secret." Reminds me of a bunch of 8 year old boys. |
| Date: 2008/01/18 18:42:48, Link 68.254.31.71 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Live next door to your MIL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh! -edited 'cause I can't type worth **** |
| Date: 2008/01/22 21:06:18, Link 69.213.245.104 |
| Author: khan |
| People support him in email; that's all we need to know. |
| Date: 2008/01/27 17:58:25, Link 69.213.245.144 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Is there some other kind? |
| Date: 2008/02/11 20:47:53, Link 67.39.21.118 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
What do Christians charge for rent? Look up 'tenant' and 'tenet'. |
| Date: 2008/02/13 18:41:48, Link 69.214.51.79 |
| Author: khan |
| She lies like a fundie. |
| Date: 2008/02/19 18:52:11, Link 69.213.252.73 |
| Author: khan |
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I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOUNG ANYMORE From "Gigi" (1958) (Lyrics : Alan Jay Lerner / Music : Frederick Loewe) Poor boy! Poor boy! Down-hearted and depressed and in a spin Poor boy! Poor boy! Oh, youth can really do a fellow in! How lovely to sit here in the shade With none of the woes of man and maid I'm glad I'm not young anymore The rivals that don't exist at all The feeling you're only two feet tall I'm glad that I'm not young anymore No more confusion No morning-after surprise No self-delusion That when you're telling those lies She isn't wise And even if love comes through the door The chance that goes on forevermore Forevermore is shorter than before Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore The tiny remark that tortures you The fear that your friends won't like her too I'm glad I'm not young anymore The longing to end the stale affair Until you find out she doesn't care I'm glad that I'm not young anymore No more frustration No star-crossed lover am I No aggravation Just one reluctant reply "Lady, goodbye!" The Fountain of Youth is dull as paint Methuselah is my patron saint I've never been so comfortable before Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore |
| Date: 2008/02/19 19:10:56, Link 69.213.252.73 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008....-doodle |
| Date: 2008/02/24 18:47:01, Link 69.213.250.31 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
April 18 is the day Einstein died (1955). It's also Paul Revere's ride day (On the eighteenth of April in seventy-five, hardly a man is now alive...) |
| Date: 2008/02/25 19:40:42, Link 68.254.29.166 |
| Author: khan |
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As I read this thread (and sometimes venture to UD) an image comes to mind: http://preview.tinyurl.com/2bm7aj Tard flowing from UD like lava flowing from Vesuvius. |
| Date: 2008/02/25 19:45:08, Link 68.254.29.166 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
"Human decision required." |
| Date: 2008/02/28 19:29:50, Link 68.254.29.131 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"I know plenty o' nuthin And nuthin's plenty for me" |
| Date: 2008/03/03 19:15:41, Link 69.213.249.168 |
| Author: khan |
| I live in Ohio. I have received calls from Obama, Clinton, and Paul (as well as some locals). McCain and Huckabee have not called. |
| Date: 2008/03/05 18:49:00, Link 68.253.228.241 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Is this not the final plaint of all cranks? That all the educated folks are blind to the 'facts' so obvious to the average tard? |
| Date: 2008/03/09 18:58:06, Link 69.213.249.217 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Even if he does say Jehovah http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU |
| Date: 2008/03/12 19:18:34, Link 69.213.249.94 | ||||||||||||
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There once was a man from Nantucket... |
| Date: 2008/03/16 17:53:24, Link 67.39.23.145 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]
http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/index.php?id=441 |
| Date: 2008/03/24 20:40:04, Link 68.79.182.238 |
| Author: khan |
| I wish I had known the circus was in town in November, only a mile or two from my house. Ah well. |
| Date: 2008/03/25 19:38:11, Link 69.213.249.69 |
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Listen my children and you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere, On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five... |
| Date: 2008/03/25 19:46:13, Link 69.213.249.69 | ||||||
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http://imdb.com/title/tt0052005/quotes [after Will has spent all night cleaning the latrine, Sgt. King is amazed at how beautiful it is] Sergeant King: Wait 'til the Captain sees this. Why he inspects this place like it was an operating room where somebody was gonna cut out his heart. Never in your life have you seen such a guy for stickin' his head right down into things. [looks at the commodes] Will Stockdale: You figure he'll like what I done? Sergeant King: He'll be a new man. Will, uh, how would you like to be Permanent Latrine Orderly? Will Stockdale: Permanent Latrine Orderly? Sergeant King: P.L.O. Will Stockdale: Go-o-o-lee! |
| Date: 2008/04/01 19:29:04, Link 69.213.249.184 |
| Author: khan |
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Good grief. ID is even stupider than I thought. It's too stupid for Dinesh D'Souza. I wouldn't have thought that possible. |
| Date: 2008/04/01 19:32:01, Link 69.213.249.184 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
What a hideous image. BTW: Isn't 'bumping' outside of marriage supposed to be 'a bad thing'? |
| Date: 2008/04/02 18:19:42, Link 67.39.23.4 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I thought blaming the computer for your own incompetence went out in the '80s. |
| Date: 2008/04/02 18:37:20, Link 67.39.23.4 |
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Does this count: http://www.problemsolvers.com/product.asp?pcode=859 |
| Date: 2008/04/04 18:49:21, Link 69.213.252.3 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I think we're headed for the New Feudalism. And Joe Sixpack thinks that's a good idea, because he envisions himself inside the moat.
I simply can't imagine any way to feed 9 billion people after peak oil (coal, natural gas, fish, grain, clean water...) Probably, like the polar bears, we shall start eating each other. People on left and right seem to be assuming a deus ex machina. |
| Date: 2008/04/07 19:33:57, Link 67.39.23.8 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
It is very common for cranks/loons to accuse rational folks of being unreasonable/emotional when they point out factual/logical errors. |
| Date: 2008/04/12 21:11:45, Link 68.253.224.176 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Who (or what) is Hilary? |
| Date: 2008/04/14 18:08:36, Link 69.213.252.19 |
| Author: khan |
| A Cooper's Hawk grabbed a bird (finch?) out of midair about 6 feet from my front window (near the bird feeder). There's also a Northern Harrier that favors doves. |
| Date: 2008/04/15 16:19:59, Link 67.39.20.81 |
| Author: khan |
| Is anyone else irritated by 'try and' when it should be 'try to'? |
| Date: 2008/04/19 20:38:24, Link 69.213.242.129 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I'm not one of the banned, but I am just disgusted by the total infantile puerile amoral behavior of these cretinous yahoos. They can't even openly ban posters. My opinion of fundieshits is only confirmed by their behavior: By their fruits ye shall know (Matthew 7:16) |
| Date: 2008/04/21 19:52:22, Link 68.79.182.81 |
| Author: khan |
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since they know that if we took a peak Mt Whitney? |
| Date: 2008/04/22 18:50:00, Link 69.213.251.55 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
A working hypothesis: When someone says "we all know that...", whatever follows is likely to be ugly and a lie. |
| Date: 2008/04/22 18:52:02, Link 69.213.251.55 |
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Well I'm only sixteen I've got a ruptured spleen And I always carry a purse |
| Date: 2008/04/22 19:30:57, Link 69.213.251.55 | ||||||||
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Haven't read it. I formulated my hypothesis while observing my ex-MIL, who was a devout xian who was intolerant of just about everybody (did you know that the entertainment industry is all a Jewish-Catholic conspiracy?). |
| Date: 2008/04/22 19:33:22, Link 69.213.251.55 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Minimal, unless it becomes the norm. |
| Date: 2008/04/24 18:22:27, Link 69.213.243.180 |
| Author: khan |
| Aren't right-wingers (free enterprise fundies) usually really big on property rights and ownership and such? |
| Date: 2008/04/26 20:18:35, Link 69.213.250.166 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Nice work if you can get it. |
| Date: 2008/04/26 20:24:00, Link 69.213.250.166 |
| Author: khan |
| Whenever I try to post an avatar, I get a reply saying something about a not allowed type. What is allowed? |
| Date: 2008/05/01 18:49:20, Link 67.39.20.112 |
| Author: khan |
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41? I have clothes that old. Happy Birthday. |
| Date: 2008/05/01 18:55:31, Link 67.39.20.112 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Sounds like the all purpose excuse from the '80s: "The computer made an error." |
| Date: 2008/05/03 18:35:16, Link 68.253.226.150 |
| Author: khan |
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| Date: 2008/05/10 19:17:35, Link 68.254.30.145 |
| Author: khan |
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I live in a small house on a small lot (~50' x 100'). Electric wires run across the back of the property. Observed: a cardinal on a wire singing; another cardinal on a wire ~50 or so feet along, singing; first cardinal walks sideways on the wire and resumes singing; second cardinal responds; first cardinal walks sideways a bit more and resumes singing... |
| Date: 2008/05/11 12:03:15, Link 68.253.226.41 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki....nesbury
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| Date: 2008/05/15 18:40:25, Link 69.223.51.65 | ||||||
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I was involved in circumventing the Y2K meltdown (via programming drudgery), and observed many of the apocalyptic websites. Observations thereof: Only white male heterosexual protestants need apply Guns and God and Gold are all that is needed to triumph Abysmal knowledge of actual skills needed to survive without infrastructure Manly men can handle draft animals without training Questions about gardening: "Carrots and onions don't produce seeds" |
| Date: 2008/05/15 19:07:54, Link 69.223.51.65 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Best quote:
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| Date: 2008/05/20 19:25:49, Link 69.223.87.243 |
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| In SW Ohio. |
| Date: 2008/05/22 20:15:45, Link 69.223.53.51 |
| Author: khan |
| I grew up in a small town that had a virus named after it: Coxsackie. |
| Date: 2008/06/01 18:45:48, Link 69.223.84.183 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
You ate shrimp? |
| Date: 2008/06/03 19:22:04, Link 69.223.40.206 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Chicks? |
| Date: 2008/06/09 18:48:05, Link 69.223.42.86 |
| Author: khan |
| Cap'n, there be serious tard on board. |
| Date: 2008/06/13 19:21:47, Link 69.223.64.201 |
| Author: khan |
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I've recently gotten into serious salad making: some proteins and starches and lots of greens and other veggies. A new one yesterday was mustard greens (from local farmers) with several other vegetables and steak (also local) and walnut oil and red wine vinegar and a bit of mustard. |
| Date: 2008/06/14 20:41:36, Link 69.223.78.192 |
| Author: khan |
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As Mother used to say: Good Lord Mable! |
| Date: 2008/06/19 21:28:07, Link 69.223.55.14 | ||||
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I'm amazed at the huge amounts of energy and time devoted to plumbing new depths of tard. |
| Date: 2008/06/19 22:03:39, Link 69.223.55.14 |
| Author: khan |
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I couldn't find the thread about bornagain77 (or is my mind slipping?). Other nanny filter words?: mo^del domin^ation do^min^ion http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-291059 |
| Date: 2008/06/23 20:23:10, Link 69.223.84.145 |
| Author: khan |
| Seriously, I'd contribute (got my $600 US tax bribe today). |
| Date: 2008/06/29 18:25:34, Link 69.223.77.113 |
| Author: khan |
| Hope I die before I get old(er). |
| Date: 2008/06/30 21:25:17, Link 69.223.87.136 | ||||||
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I have clothes older than 32. Happy Birthday. |
| Date: 2008/07/01 21:03:47, Link 69.223.85.168 |
| Author: khan |
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Something I've wondered about: If (in the USA) one can only use English, which English can one use? English as it is spoken in: Brooklyn, Chicago, rural Georgia, UP Michigan, Down East...? If we insist upon English, must we eliminate local accents? |
| Date: 2008/07/02 17:28:06, Link 69.223.40.194 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I dream about dreaming, and about talking to people about dreaming about dreaming. I dream about having insomnia. I dream about waking up and realize I'm dreaming about waking up, them dreaming about waking up... |
| Date: 2008/07/06 20:02:02, Link 69.223.33.253 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
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I get this message when I click on certain parts of Telic Thoughts Thread
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| Date: 2008/07/07 19:07:46, Link 69.223.68.91 |
| Author: khan |
| I would like to add as a 57 year old female retired mainframe programmer: the chauvinistic misogynistic creotards can kiss my grits. |
| Date: 2008/07/11 18:07:12, Link 69.223.75.166 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
An ivy? |
| Date: 2008/07/11 19:11:52, Link 69.223.75.166 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
So will I "go to hell" for dissing a biscuit? I can't imagine what it is like to spend my life living in fear that I might have a thought. |
| Date: 2008/07/12 19:49:42, Link 69.223.84.1 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Wooosh! |
| Date: 2008/07/13 17:47:51, Link 69.223.33.0 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
If you diss the biscuit The jebus will hits ya |
| Date: 2008/07/14 19:39:21, Link 69.223.89.93 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I must confess, I have developed sweater lust. I want one, I want PZ to have one, I want many people to wear one to a science gathering. |
| Date: 2008/07/16 19:06:18, Link 69.223.62.106 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
If true, that is one messed up dude. |
| Date: 2008/07/17 20:32:29, Link 69.223.78.232 |
| Author: khan |
| As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. |
| Date: 2008/07/21 18:16:37, Link 69.223.76.119 |
| Author: khan |
| Once, 20 or more years ago, the Monarch butterfly migration came through my street (SW Ohio). Thousands of them settling into the trees for the night. |
| Date: 2008/07/31 18:25:24, Link 69.223.64.12 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I saw a Coopers grab a finch (sparrow?) out of mid air near the bird feeder. |
| Date: 2008/08/01 17:59:05, Link 69.223.95.8 |
| Author: khan |
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The favorite prey of Coopers Hawks & Northern Harriers is doves (at least in my front yard). I'll see if I can dig up some photos of feathers. |
| Date: 2008/08/02 18:30:32, Link 69.223.84.14 |
| Author: khan |
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A rebuttal to the nature crunchy granola types: it's a jungle out there. Cats killing birds squirrels rabbits chipmunks. Grackles killing finches. Hawks killing finches sparrows doves. Blue Jays stealing worms from robins. And all just in my front yard. |
| Date: 2008/08/02 18:44:46, Link 69.223.84.14 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]
I am an almost 60 year old female atheist, and I am $%^& tired of automatic respect for fundietards and their bronze age misogynistic beliefs. |
| Date: 2008/08/02 20:08:41, Link 69.223.84.14 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]
Indeed. I find it affirming to know that there are others out there who validate my beliefs (and lack thereof). |
| Date: 2008/08/07 17:30:21, Link 69.223.43.59 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I'm female, but everyone assumes I'm male. |
| Date: 2008/08/07 17:32:23, Link 69.223.43.59 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
Or just not saying one way or the other. |
| Date: 2008/08/07 17:43:47, Link 69.223.43.59 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
On the internet my posts/opinions/behaviors come across as male. Once I say I am female, it seems all my opinions have to be reconsidered. |
| Date: 2008/08/08 18:23:05, Link 69.223.40.92 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
The reason Britain doesn't export computers is they can't figure out how to make them leak oil. Disclaimer: owned an MG in the '70s. |
| Date: 2008/08/09 18:27:29, Link 69.223.78.100 |
| Author: khan |
| Have many more happy ones. |
| Date: 2008/08/10 19:37:21, Link 69.223.80.200 |
| Author: khan |
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I have received an email from someone offering to educate me on creationism. I think it tracks from here. Should I report it, post it...? (I don't feel threatened.) |
| Date: 2008/08/11 16:36:01, Link 69.223.72.153 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Yes that's the one. How many people were contacted by the creotard? |
| Date: 2008/08/11 16:42:09, Link 69.223.72.153 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Got the same crap, didn't even look at it. |
| Date: 2008/08/12 17:30:48, Link 69.223.80.220 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Effin' troll. |
| Date: 2008/08/13 17:23:54, Link 69.223.63.107 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Waldorf:"I liked it." Statler: "'You liked World War Two.'" |
| Date: 2008/08/17 18:27:12, Link 69.223.90.151 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Both the reality and fantasy based camps? |
| Date: 2008/08/21 17:11:57, Link 69.223.81.166 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
"Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing." -Bart Simpson prayer at dinner |
| Date: 2008/08/21 20:27:30, Link 69.223.81.166 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"No shoes, no service." "No bras no panties, no problem." |
| Date: 2008/08/22 17:08:36, Link 69.223.36.129 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
It is what? What is the difference between 'religious creationism' and 'magic man done it creationism'? |
| Date: 2008/08/23 16:16:58, Link 69.223.74.152 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Some are born tard, some achieve tardness, and some have tardness thrust upon 'em |
| Date: 2008/08/24 17:48:41, Link 69.223.51.151 |
| Author: khan |
| Happy Birthday, & may more. |
| Date: 2008/08/26 18:27:24, Link 69.223.86.80 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
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| Date: 2008/09/02 16:13:38, Link 69.223.53.159 |
| Author: khan |
| Has anyone asked the current Mrs. McCain what she thinks of the choice of Mrs. Palin to be traveling with Mr. McCain? |
| Date: 2008/09/02 16:42:13, Link 69.223.53.159 |
| Author: khan |
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Thanks to all. In case anyone's interested: I'm 58, a little old lady, aging hippie, retired computer geek. http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/27/khaaan/ |
| Date: 2008/09/02 19:08:09, Link 69.223.53.159 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Got drunk and did stupid things. |
| Date: 2008/09/03 16:34:44, Link 69.223.35.142 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
What the heck is: 'dessimations' ? |
| Date: 2008/09/03 16:55:05, Link 69.223.35.142 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Are creationists forbidden to have spell-checkers? |
| Date: 2008/09/08 17:15:48, Link 69.223.38.133 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Squirrel pic is from my patio. |
| Date: 2008/09/09 18:36:18, Link 69.223.76.236 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I'm retired. I don't have to do shit. :p |
| Date: 2008/09/10 17:32:11, Link 69.223.93.181 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I've got two of them; haven't seen the second one for a few days, she might be gone. |
| Date: 2008/09/12 19:11:11, Link 69.223.83.200 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Are you fixin' to do any of the above? |
| Date: 2008/09/20 21:46:18, Link 69.223.41.184 |
| Author: khan |
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I'm back. Was I missed? I was without electricity for 6 days. |
| Date: 2008/09/20 22:48:42, Link 69.223.41.184 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Crap yes, I'm ~800 miles from the gulf coast. There were huge trees and branches down on every block; shingles and siding all over the place. I'm near Dayton Ohio. |
| Date: 2008/09/21 09:12:33, Link 69.223.56.75 |
| Author: khan |
Some pictures (all taken within 50 feet of my front door):![]() Go here: http://flickr.com/photos/starchild775/sets/72157607407265892/ |
| Date: 2008/09/21 16:06:43, Link 69.223.56.75 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Such a charmer. "You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." |
| Date: 2008/09/21 19:47:54, Link 69.223.56.75 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
After being retired for several years, I have found myself being nice. Not sure what to make of it. |
| Date: 2008/09/21 20:46:07, Link 69.223.56.75 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I was sort of kind of maybe raised in a religious tradition (Episcopal in a small town); don't know if I ever believed it. Certainly didn't after age 14 or so. |
| Date: 2008/09/22 21:53:26, Link 69.223.92.93 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I be one. |
| Date: 2008/09/23 12:19:21, Link 69.223.88.220 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
That is down right scary. |
| Date: 2008/09/24 15:41:00, Link 69.223.54.50 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
A log table? |
| Date: 2008/09/29 09:43:10, Link 69.223.92.14 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
You can find sympathy in the dictionary: between suicide and syphilis. |
| Date: 2008/09/29 11:51:16, Link 69.223.92.14 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
My mother said it, probably wanted to be a bit more delicate. |
| Date: 2008/09/29 16:39:15, Link 69.223.92.14 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"Have you looked in the bottom of that Ark?" -Bill Cosby -AKA Noah |
| Date: 2008/10/01 17:08:47, Link 69.223.83.41 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Maybe, maybe not: http://www.snopes.com/history/govern/onevote.asp |
| Date: 2008/10/02 16:57:49, Link 69.223.33.196 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Might want to check a dictionary. |
| Date: 2008/10/03 18:33:32, Link 69.223.44.83 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Seems that way here in Ohio. McCain lies like a fundie. |
| Date: 2008/10/06 18:41:30, Link 69.223.56.118 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Do you mean 'regardless' or 'irrespective'? |
| Date: 2008/10/07 17:41:37, Link 69.223.56.180 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I've got the climate modeling one running on my desktop. |
| Date: 2008/10/07 17:47:42, Link 69.223.56.180 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I have this image of RNC meetings chanting "N-word". |
| Date: 2008/10/07 18:01:49, Link 69.223.56.180 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Lou FCD]
I love you in a chaste and distant manner. |
| Date: 2008/10/07 18:19:29, Link 69.223.56.180 | ||||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||||
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Lou FCD]
As long as you're ~1000 miles away, it's all an intellectual enterprise. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 14:46:41, Link 69.223.66.245 |
| Author: khan |
| Just want to mention that McSame attack ads here in Ohio are quote-mining. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 18:50:06, Link 69.223.66.245 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
In some ways, I still consider myself a 'conservative'; but my definition of that word has been dragged out back and stomped flat. I could debate with and consider intelligent conservatives even if I didn't agree with them; but you're right about the current 'leaders'. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 20:47:40, Link 69.223.66.245 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
As someone of the female grouping, the 'conservatives' lost me when they decided that my body was subject to their control. Creepy Christian Crotch Police |
| Date: 2008/10/08 21:05:45, Link 69.223.66.245 |
| Author: khan |
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"We're into personal responsibility." "We're into getting the government off of people's backs." "We're into forcing you to give birth to the child of your rapist." "And said forced birth is only an inconvenience." Any further thoughts are unprintable. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 21:28:20, Link 69.223.66.245 |
| Author: khan |
| Just to say that as a female person, I apologize up front for the FTKs of this world. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 21:35:40, Link 69.223.66.245 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Welcome to the reality of the female contingent. |
| Date: 2008/10/08 21:41:28, Link 69.223.66.245 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
FTK, you really need to work on your grammar. You also need to work on your paranoia. |
| Date: 2008/10/09 18:34:59, Link 69.223.44.94 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I saw Huckabee (The Daily Show?) and he actually made some sense. He was firmly 'pro-life', but said that if you're going to require women to bear children you have an obligation to provide financial/social/medical assistance. |
| Date: 2008/10/11 14:16:39, Link 69.223.68.78 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
In Ohio, the McCain campaign is running ads saying Obama associated with "Terrorist Ayers" "then lied about it". That's not 'exactly' calling Obama a terrorist, but it's damn close. |
| Date: 2008/10/11 18:44:47, Link 69.223.68.78 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I post on various places around the 'net. Swearing is allowed on some and not allowed on some others, so I tend not to swear in general so as not to confuse the two. (Somewhat similar in 'real life'). |
| Date: 2008/10/13 13:33:33, Link 69.223.83.132 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
In what units is stupid measured? |
| Date: 2008/10/17 17:45:00, Link 69.223.77.59 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I would like to add that in my blue-collar neighborhood in SW Ohio, there are Obama and McCain signs (sometimes on adjoining lots) and they have both been there for at least several weeks. |
| Date: 2008/10/19 16:56:47, Link 69.223.70.242 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I thought there was a familiar ring to that phrase. |
| Date: 2008/10/20 15:36:06, Link 69.223.86.146 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
The phrase "random chance" would seem to suggest that there is a thing called "non-random chance". How would one differentiate between them? |
| Date: 2008/10/21 16:38:19, Link 69.223.76.68 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Is there any conceivable reason why I would desire to possess such? |
| Date: 2008/10/21 17:04:13, Link 69.223.76.68 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I too am fascinated with tard; even the borderline type. It's a large part of why am divorced and live alone. When someone commits tard, I am curious and ask about the thought process that led to that particular incident of tard. Looking back, I guess I'm lucky I was only yelled at. |
| Date: 2008/10/21 18:30:44, Link 69.223.76.68 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Who better to know? |
| Date: 2008/10/24 17:17:24, Link 69.223.81.164 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I voted early today; the workers were all knowledgeable and patient. |
| Date: 2008/10/24 17:19:33, Link 69.223.81.164 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Misogynistic lying bastards. |
| Date: 2008/10/24 17:21:32, Link 69.223.81.164 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
You're beginning to blither. |
| Date: 2008/10/24 17:32:58, Link 69.223.81.164 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Why would anyone want a virgin? It takes to much time to instruct one. |
| Date: 2008/10/24 17:44:00, Link 69.223.81.164 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Based on various written tests, my IQ is somewhere just below 4 sigma (at least up to the GREs at age 25); but spatially and emotionally I'm way down there. I've come to think it's all a huge casserole of genetic and fetal and upbringing and social and education (luck of the draw for the most part). |
| Date: 2008/10/24 20:15:17, Link 70.227.54.245 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
My house and and car and IRAs are not worth $150,000. |
| Date: 2008/10/25 15:07:22, Link 69.223.45.105 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Should I practice first by explaining it to the cat? |
| Date: 2008/10/25 18:24:11, Link 69.223.45.105 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I was going to comment on that. Life in the bubble must be wonderful. |
| Date: 2008/10/26 18:36:43, Link 69.223.42.91 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
A moron daisy chain indeed. |
| Date: 2008/10/26 18:44:28, Link 69.223.42.91 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I voted Friday. |
| Date: 2008/10/27 18:14:06, Link 69.223.75.171 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
As long as they aren't Muslim terrorists. |
| Date: 2008/10/27 20:09:21, Link 69.223.63.250 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Goose fat is also great, especially for potatoes. |
| Date: 2008/10/28 18:15:09, Link 69.223.37.218 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
"There's got to be a pony here." |
| Date: 2008/10/28 19:20:03, Link 69.223.37.218 |
| Author: khan |
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Happy birthday Texas Teach! 34? I have clothes that old. |
| Date: 2008/10/29 17:38:42, Link 69.223.85.164 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
You're only as old as the one you feel. |
| Date: 2008/10/29 17:58:55, Link 69.223.85.164 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
No shit? |
| Date: 2008/10/29 18:11:07, Link 69.223.85.164 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Is okra really food, or is it all some sort of joke? |
| Date: 2008/10/30 18:15:44, Link 69.223.85.164 |
| Author: khan |
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Last month (never shop before breakfast) I bought a jar of ghee. What shall I do with it? |
| Date: 2008/10/30 18:42:20, Link 69.223.85.164 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
All that aside, how is ghee for deep frying? |
| Date: 2008/11/02 12:17:46, Link 69.223.71.243 |
| Author: khan |
| So Welsey, what do use to clean the blade? |
| Date: 2008/11/02 18:39:51, Link 69.223.71.243 |
| Author: khan |
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Last Friday I acquired a custom cut turkey from a local farmer. I like turkey, but don't want to deal with ~16 # all at once. A ~17# turkey was cut into quarters. Roasted a quarter yesterday. |
| Date: 2008/11/03 14:37:03, Link 69.223.71.244 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
And not to mention chimeras. |
| Date: 2008/11/04 11:48:37, Link 69.223.51.97 |
| Author: khan |
| I voted on 24 October (Ohio). I don't think I'll turn on the TV or radio today. |
| Date: 2008/11/04 21:09:32, Link 69.223.50.151 |
| Author: khan |
| Iowa for Obama. |
| Date: 2008/11/04 22:29:55, Link 69.223.50.151 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Yes I am rather impressed. |
| Date: 2008/11/05 15:37:26, Link 69.223.83.208 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
It's a slippery slope: give them the right to vote, ~50 years later one of them gets to be president. /sarcasm I worked with the Obama campaign, and the competence exhibited on all levels gives me hope for his administration. |
| Date: 2008/11/06 18:54:22, Link 69.223.91.248 |
| Author: khan |
| He appears to be stuck in some sort of 'do loop'. |
| Date: 2008/11/09 13:05:33, Link 69.223.86.190 |
| Author: khan |
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And nao invites us? Happy Birthday! |
| Date: 2008/11/09 13:28:50, Link 69.223.86.190 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Fail.
World's shortest movies? |
| Date: 2008/11/09 16:18:39, Link 69.223.86.190 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I think there's a poem in there somewhere. |
| Date: 2008/11/09 18:52:06, Link 69.223.86.190 | ||||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||||
Reminds me of ninth grade, when I discovered (and fell in love with) algebra. 23 X 17 = 20x20 - 3x3 = 400 - 9 = 391 |
| Date: 2008/11/10 15:12:19, Link 69.223.60.85 |
| Author: khan |
| WTF is an Affirmative Action President? |
| Date: 2008/11/10 18:38:44, Link 69.223.60.85 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Katherine Harris? |
| Date: 2008/11/10 18:55:50, Link 69.223.60.85 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Are these folks into arranged marriages? |
| Date: 2008/11/11 19:00:02, Link 69.223.62.27 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
So god-boy: I have a standing offer to worship whatever god-thingy will heal me. All he/she/it/one of them has to do is: appear to me (a dream/vision will suffice) name itself name my condition to be cured state what actions will be required in return for this cure (I reserve the right of refusal if said conditions are beyond my ethics) It's been 10 years, and none have shown up. |
| Date: 2008/11/12 15:38:23, Link 69.223.86.211 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Isn't that what I posted: "Demonstrate your existence and we can negotiate."? |
| Date: 2008/11/12 16:04:11, Link 69.223.86.211 |
| Author: khan |
![]() A sad that we forgot. |
| Date: 2008/11/12 16:24:42, Link 69.223.86.211 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I wake up every morning and say: "Crap, I wish this would go away. He (obviously has a penis) knows all and sees all; surely he (she/it/they?) can discern my thoughts and desires. So god-thingy wants to save me, and knows what it would take to save me, but is prevented by something (meta-god) from doing what is required? |
| Date: 2008/11/12 19:13:38, Link 69.223.86.211 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
How big is god's penis? |
| Date: 2008/11/14 17:33:02, Link 69.223.35.131 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I'm white and (way) over 30 and I not only voted for Obama, I worked for his campaign; but then, I'm female and atheist. |
| Date: 2008/11/16 11:40:11, Link 69.223.86.190 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
That's wonderful. Wonderful that it's been 21 years. Wonderful that you remembered. |
| Date: 2008/11/16 17:57:15, Link 69.223.34.168 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
A bit of crank convergence: I (despite having little to no education in the subject at hand) can easily dismiss (20 100 200...) years of science (biology astronomy physics...) with only a few arguments from (ignorance authority ...). |
| Date: 2008/11/17 12:06:13, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
How big is god's penis? |
| Date: 2008/11/17 12:16:03, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
On one side we have deep space and deep time; on the other side we have deep tard. |
| Date: 2008/11/17 13:33:57, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||
Two by Fours at dawn? |
| Date: 2008/11/17 15:22:18, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
LOL! Double plus ungood. |
| Date: 2008/11/17 16:16:48, Link 69.223.66.182 |
| Author: khan |
| POTW! |
| Date: 2008/11/17 16:31:14, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
"We've got the biggest balls of them all." -AC/DC edited: cause I type dyslexic |
| Date: 2008/11/17 16:51:14, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||||||||||
I rather like Kali: a murderous bitch. |
| Date: 2008/11/17 17:42:58, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
God is a 'he' Ergo 'he' has a penis Men are created in god's image and therefor have a penis Why did the "I am" need a penis? What does an "ineffable being" do with a penis? |
| Date: 2008/11/17 19:21:34, Link 69.223.66.182 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Define it however you want; you are addicted. Please stop. |
| Date: 2008/11/18 16:16:18, Link 69.223.73.113 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I must confess doing some interesting stuff in the '60s, but I don't recall anyone coming up with this kind of shit. |
| Date: 2008/11/18 16:28:41, Link 69.223.73.113 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Miscellaneous memories: My father was born in March 1927. He was on his way to Europe in May 1945 when the war in Europe ended. He was part of the occupation forces. He got 2? packs of cigarettes in his rations; he didn't smoke. He got into black market operations. He wasn't supposed to send more than his pay ($30/mo?) back to the states, but found he could bribe various people with cigarettes. |
| Date: 2008/11/19 15:29:52, Link 69.223.60.221 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
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| Date: 2008/11/19 20:26:41, Link 69.223.60.221 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
But how big is god's penis? |
| Date: 2008/11/20 18:59:48, Link 69.223.50.195 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I will vote Republican no more forever. |
| Date: 2008/11/20 20:08:50, Link 69.223.50.195 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I'm still waiting for HIM to heal me. Why can't he manage that? |
| Date: 2008/11/21 08:33:30, Link 69.223.41.107 |
| Author: khan |
| Party! |
| Date: 2008/11/21 14:07:04, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||
Very good! ETA: because I never can remember which sites are "[" and which are "<". |
| Date: 2008/11/21 16:23:57, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
They are delving into ever deeper tard. It's downright scary. |
| Date: 2008/11/21 17:11:23, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I actually read the entire bible once (stuck in a hotel in Cleveland in a blizzard in 1977). Conclusion: god (as defined in the bible) is a big dick with a big dick. A creature not worthy of worship or even civility. |
| Date: 2008/11/21 19:31:47, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Roast duck, wild rice, asparagus, asti spumante; it's my own personal tradition. |
| Date: 2008/11/21 19:37:29, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||
Can you explain why your fucking perfect creator came up with ulnar nerve entrapment? |
| Date: 2008/11/21 20:59:47, Link 69.223.41.107 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
So it's part of penis-god's plan from 3 billion years ago that I should be crippled? Fuck you and the god-thingy you rode in on. |
| Date: 2008/11/22 10:41:19, Link 69.223.40.245 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
I'll be here. |
| Date: 2008/11/22 12:07:50, Link 69.223.40.245 |
| Author: khan |
| Happy Birthday! |
| Date: 2008/11/22 18:36:15, Link 70.227.55.68 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Damn, they're good. |
| Date: 2008/11/23 18:45:48, Link 69.223.70.253 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
You do realize this statement makes no sense at all? |
| Date: 2008/11/23 19:33:50, Link 69.223.70.253 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I guess that settles it. |
| Date: 2008/11/23 21:03:40, Link 69.223.70.253 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
AKA: Serious Tard |
| Date: 2008/11/24 15:42:37, Link 70.227.54.122 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
How could this 'you' (presumably alive) know nothing of life? |
| Date: 2008/11/25 15:15:37, Link 70.227.49.127 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
That's great. |
| Date: 2008/11/25 20:07:38, Link 70.227.49.127 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I have opined much and have discerned the mechanism that HE used: Man is created in god's image. Man has a penis. Man masturbates. God masturbated (yea verily) and ejaculated the universe into existence once piece at a time. Splooge: Atoms Splooge: Molecules Splooge: Stars Splooge: Galaxies Splooge: Third rock from the sun Splooge: Life frontloaded for next 3 billion years of death and disaster Splooge: knocked-up a virgin in the Levant ETA: grammar |
| Date: 2008/11/26 09:42:14, Link 69.223.66.150 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
How did it spread to the New World? Actual transfer of mosquitoes; or new mosquitoes picking it up from colonists? |
| Date: 2008/11/26 20:29:12, Link 69.223.66.150 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Roseanne Roseannadanna: "Never mind." |
| Date: 2008/11/27 07:56:52, Link 69.223.73.142 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
I knew it was one of them. "Endangered feces." |
| Date: 2008/11/27 09:19:40, Link 69.223.73.142 |
| Author: khan |
| A cross between Kafka and Lewis Carrol. |
| Date: 2008/11/27 11:57:05, Link 69.223.73.142 |
| Author: khan |
| Time to take the duck out of the oven. This year I followed the directions on the package instead of setting off the smoke alarm. |
| Date: 2008/11/28 10:27:47, Link 69.223.67.200 |
| Author: khan |
| Is it appropriate to serve white wine (Pinot Grigio) at room temperature when said temperature is 60F? |
| Date: 2008/11/28 17:01:30, Link 69.223.67.200 | ||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||
Cap'n, he's gettin' ready to blow. |
| Date: 2008/11/29 12:48:40, Link 69.223.77.50 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
What a contrast. On one hand we have applied science that can help people in terrible conditions (locked-in syndrome sounds particularly hideous). On the other hand we have semi-literate loons opining about the 'spatula brain'. |
| Date: 2008/11/29 14:09:30, Link 69.223.77.50 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Actually that seems to sum up the vacuity that is ID. (yes I know the poem) |
| Date: 2008/11/29 18:35:23, Link 69.223.77.50 |
| Author: khan |
| IE: You don't have a good argument because your stuff has been deleted (by open-minded people). |
| Date: 2008/11/29 18:40:35, Link 69.223.77.50 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
So, how big is the penis that god-thingy used to splooge the universe into existence? I want details here. |
| Date: 2008/11/29 19:01:22, Link 69.223.77.50 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
A teacher at school is starting her sex education class. She draws a picture of a tit on the board. She asks her class if anyone knows what it is? A little boy speaks up and says they are titties, my mom has two of them. The teacher says very good. Then she draws a penis on the board and asks if anyone knows what it is? The same boy says it's a dick, my dad has two of them. She says two of them? He says yeah, one about this big (2 inches) he pees out of and one about this big (6 inches) he brushes mommy's teeth with. |
| Date: 2008/11/29 19:32:14, Link 69.223.77.50 |
| Author: khan |
| That's where I put it. |
| Date: 2008/11/29 20:36:12, Link 69.223.77.50 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
How big is god(s) penis? As a female, can any of you male persons tell me about your 'chisel marks'? |
| Date: 2008/11/30 12:40:02, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I live near (and retired from) Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. These clowns spend a lot of time asking for information about the alien bodies and artifacts they 'know' are located here. |
| Date: 2008/11/30 12:44:44, Link 69.223.73.84 |
| Author: khan |
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http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....y129322 Drinking heavy water... That was the plot in an episode of "Hogan's Heroes". |
| Date: 2008/11/30 12:46:17, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Can you show us all the steps/methods thereof? |
| Date: 2008/11/30 13:52:22, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Which god(s) are we referencing? |
| Date: 2008/11/30 16:24:40, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
We've established that god is male. He therefor has a penis, vas deferens, testes, and prostate? Does god's prostate create all the problems for him as it does for mere mortals? Does that explain why he seems to always be in a bad mood? |
| Date: 2008/11/30 18:28:45, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
And median nerves and ulnar nerves are designed for the specific purpose of turning otherwise healthy 70 year olds into cripples? |
| Date: 2008/11/30 18:59:48, Link 69.223.73.84 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
And let's not forget that a lot of the 'design' flaws that cripple us don't show up until age 45+ when most folks have already done their breeding.. |
| Date: 2008/12/02 14:50:07, Link 69.223.50.37 |
| Author: khan |
| It is fascinating (and frightening) to see glimpses of what passes for reason/thought in these people's brains. |
| Date: 2008/12/02 19:05:40, Link 69.223.50.37 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Abso-bloomin-lutely perfect. |
| Date: 2008/12/02 20:42:15, Link 69.223.50.37 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I live in Ohio. Zebra mussels Garlic mustard Russian olive Honeysuckle and many others Tards are so ignorant as to cause brain damage within 50 feet or less. |
| Date: 2008/12/02 20:50:13, Link 69.223.50.37 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I always substitute 'reality' Wherever I see fundietards using the terms: materialism, naturalism, darwinism,... |
| Date: 2008/12/03 20:41:12, Link 69.223.72.248 |
| Author: khan |
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What are the dangers of daily exposure to tard? Mostly I just get the second-hand tard (from here), but sometimes I am enticed to the pure tard. Afterwords I find myself on the rug with the cat sleeping on my chest. Can this be harmful to the cat? |
| Date: 2008/12/03 21:34:20, Link 69.223.72.248 |
| Author: khan |
| Have some Madeira, my dear. |
| Date: 2008/12/04 08:34:14, Link 69.223.77.125 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
DID THEY HAZ CHEEZBURGERS IN 1905? |
| Date: 2008/12/04 20:20:51, Link 69.223.77.125 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Well that would be a first. |
| Date: 2008/12/04 20:48:37, Link 69.223.77.125 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Are you really that oblivious, or is your appearance here some sort of performance art? |
| Date: 2008/12/05 10:08:55, Link 69.223.77.142 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
I sincerely apologize for these posts. I got the individuals confused. |
| Date: 2008/12/05 18:20:33, Link 69.223.77.142 | ||||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||||
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| Date: 2008/12/05 20:38:14, Link 69.223.77.142 |
| Author: khan |
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Totally off topic: rock & roll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJc4dzZ3IA&feature=related Who is the guy way stage right, and why is he only seen long distance? |
| Date: 2008/12/06 15:28:30, Link 69.223.49.122 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/05/us/05hm.html?ref=obituaries |
| Date: 2008/12/08 09:53:02, Link 69.223.82.140 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Does he consider light-years to be a time measurement? |
| Date: 2008/12/10 20:07:49, Link 69.223.42.65 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I concluded Santa didn't exist back when I was 5; my mother agreed with me. I got into trouble for telling the others of my age that Santa was a lie. Also got into trouble for explaining sex and kittens. |
| Date: 2008/12/10 20:11:34, Link 69.223.42.65 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
So how big is god's penis? |
| Date: 2008/12/11 20:16:28, Link 69.223.85.2 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
Annoying, that. |
| Date: 2008/12/13 20:37:17, Link 69.223.34.70 |
| Author: khan |
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"Come fundies and creos All over the land; And don't use big words That you don't understand. Science and biology are beyond your command. There's reality out there And it's reigning. Please go back to your church Where they don't give a damn... For your superstitions are unchanging. ![]() |
| Date: 2008/12/13 22:43:14, Link 69.223.34.70 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
My brother was apparently 'front loaded' with cancer. It took him more than 10 years to die; consuming much money, time and effort in the process. I'm sure he didn't find it much fun. Thank you, god-thingy for what ever lesson this was supposed to have taught us. |
| Date: 2008/12/13 22:46:26, Link 69.223.34.70 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Wow! A POTW. Thank you. Applause is great; you can also throw money. |
| Date: 2008/12/14 17:14:22, Link 70.227.53.179 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I am amazed that I am amazed at every escalation of dishonesty. |
| Date: 2008/12/17 20:57:00, Link 69.223.57.140 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
The tard is approaching critical mass? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 13:00:02, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Choo Mi? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 14:29:02, Link 69.223.82.54 |
| Author: khan |
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I have fucking SAD; I fell down on the fucking ice and my left fucking hand is now fucking useless. Going to spend a fucking day or so wallowing in fucking self pity. Aleve or alcohol? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 14:48:41, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Got xrays. Not broken. The doctor noted that I have serious arthritis. No shit. Didn't suggest any drugs other than Aleve. Would a red flag go up if I asked Percodin or Tylenol 3? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 14:52:20, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
The inclusive 'or'. |
| Date: 2008/12/18 14:56:38, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
What would that combo do to stomach/liver? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 15:24:29, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
I don't abuse/use drugs for recreational purposes (except small amounts of caffeine & alcohol); but when in serious need, nothing hits the spot quite like barbiturates. |
| Date: 2008/12/18 18:34:50, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Reality is for those who can't handle drugs? |
| Date: 2008/12/18 19:23:11, Link 69.223.82.54 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
The swelling is going down, there is less pain, the hand almost works. |
| Date: 2008/12/20 18:55:20, Link 69.223.62.157 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
Heck, I grew up in the "Borscht Belt" (AKA 'The Yiddish Alps'). |
| Date: 2008/12/20 18:58:12, Link 69.223.62.157 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
I've always been good at spotting 4-leaf clovers, father also was good at such. |
| Date: 2008/12/20 19:19:27, Link 69.223.62.157 | ||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||
Not exactly rude; more strange (but mostly harmless). |
| Date: 2008/12/20 20:03:20, Link 69.223.62.157 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Almost back to human. |
| Date: 2008/12/21 17:30:55, Link 69.223.77.220 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Amazing what I have learned from the internet. |
| Date: 2008/12/22 10:28:51, Link 69.223.72.48 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
FSM help me, I read the whole thread. I just love how they constantly tell each other how intelligent and insightful (and morally superior) they are. |
| Date: 2008/12/22 14:56:49, Link 69.223.72.48 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Yep. Joyeux anniversaire |
| Date: 2008/12/22 16:44:49, Link 69.223.72.48 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
I have visions of a scienceblogs gathering with many folks wearing such a sweater. |
| Date: 2008/12/24 15:03:23, Link 69.223.79.217 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
So some folks actually read and remember my posts? If the pain in my wrist is an indicator, he wouldn't just have a bloody nose, he would have a fractured skull. |
| Date: 2008/12/24 21:53:42, Link 69.223.79.217 |
| Author: khan |
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The Airing of Grievances: Fark family Fark holidays Fark pain Fark the god you rode in on Will not engage in wrestling |
| Date: 2008/12/25 13:55:00, Link 69.223.34.72 |
| Author: khan |
| I am reminded of the instructions on counting to 3 in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". |
| Date: 2008/12/25 17:00:42, Link 69.223.34.72 |
| Author: khan |
Personally I'm heterosexual, but damn:![]() |
| Date: 2008/12/25 21:27:26, Link 69.223.34.72 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
But if he writes short posts, people will go to hell. |
| Date: 2008/12/26 20:14:50, Link 69.223.80.215 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Great hot heaping hunks of TARD. |
| Date: 2008/12/27 20:10:02, Link 69.223.82.183 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
If anyone cares: More than a week later and the pain is pretty much gone and I can do most things again. |
| Date: 2008/12/28 18:09:06, Link 69.223.35.236 | ||||||||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||||||||
This is the only place where I can do serious profanity; thank you all for that. |
| Date: 2008/12/28 20:50:15, Link 69.223.35.236 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
So god fucker, what is your 'scientific' explanation for my crippling arthritis? |
| Date: 2008/12/29 14:06:58, Link 69.223.69.228 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Serious tard:
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| Date: 2008/12/29 17:13:00, Link 69.223.69.228 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Why did I inherit mother's original sin, and not father's? (I realize you're channeling fundietard) |
| Date: 2008/12/29 23:01:15, Link 69.223.69.228 | ||
| Author: khan | ||
Did it ever occur to to you (and other fundieloons) that 'front-loading' makes even less sense than straight up creationism (or even last-thursdayism)? |
| Date: 2008/12/31 10:33:26, Link 69.223.65.192 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
The TARD is strong with this one:
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| Date: 2008/12/31 20:12:21, Link 69.223.65.192 |
| Author: khan |
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Happy New year! Live long & prosper! |
| Date: 2008/12/31 21:32:21, Link 69.223.65.192 |
| Author: khan |
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Drinking mead right now. Should New Year's dinner be shrimp or gizzards? |
| Date: 2009/01/01 20:12:01, Link 69.223.54.203 |
| Author: khan |
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Today I made gizzard casserole. Maybe I'll make it my New Year tradition. |
| Date: 2009/01/01 22:41:23, Link 69.223.54.203 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Good Lord Mable, that is some serious TARD:
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| Date: 2009/01/02 20:44:33, Link 69.223.83.139 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
What's wrong with boxed wine? |
| Date: 2009/01/02 23:13:47, Link 69.223.83.139 | ||||
| Author: khan | ||||
Port Madeira Marsala experimenting... |
| Date: 2009/01/02 23:36:18, Link 69.223.83.139 |
| Author: khan |
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Does anyone know of a good source for may wine? I recall having some many years ago. |
| Date: 2009/01/03 10:33:56, Link 69.223.65.176 |
| Author: khan |
| Happy another orbit. |
| Date: 2009/01/03 17:54:13, Link 69.223.65.176 | ||||||
| Author: khan | ||||||
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