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| Date: 2007/10/01 18:21:29, Link 64.24.208.186 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Hello everyone! I drifted over here after catching wind of this at Pharyngula. After reading the first 150 pages or so of this thread, I figured it was time to get involved myself. I hope that's OK with all of you. :) UD is pretty dumb, but in an entertaining sort of way. It kind of reminds me of Mr. Kimball on Green Acres. :) Congrats on 666 pages and still going strong! Does anybody else in here think that the Ben Stein photo for Expelled makes him look like Angus Young of AC/DC? My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2007/10/01 18:37:43, Link 64.24.208.186 |
| Author: jeffox |
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@ Deadman: Thank you, I do appreciate that. Got any St. Paul microbrews handy? Pig's-Eye, maybe even? :D @ djmullen: You forgot one: 867-5666 - Jennybeast (Tommy 666tone) :D |
| Date: 2007/10/01 19:32:36, Link 64.24.208.186 |
| Author: jeffox |
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@ R. Bill: Which works better, cast- or wrought-irony meter? (I have both.) As for the dung-cap; well, I live in Wisconsin, it's a necessity for this Minnesotan-in-exile. :) It also means I'm used to poking fun at 'Tards. (OK, ok, no offense to any cheeseheads IN HERE. And fwiw Favre did pass a major milestone yesterday - congrats to him and his team.) And thank you for the welcome - I hope that I work out OK in here, contribution-wise. |
| Date: 2007/10/02 21:44:27, Link 64.24.208.93 |
| Author: jeffox |
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No offense, anybody; but I though real apologies went something like, "Yes, I see what I did wrong.", "Gee, I really am sorry for that.", "I'll fix that right away.", and, "It'll never happen again." Well, maybe one of four isn't too bad to accept for these guys. My 2c. |
| Date: 2007/10/10 14:35:15, Link 64.24.211.245 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Ya ya, I'm literally in Wisconsin. That doesn't mean I'm a cheesehead. :) |
| Date: 2007/10/10 15:07:14, Link 64.24.211.245 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
No offense, (very, very bad pun there) but it will be one very hot day in Minnesota before I put a cheese wedgie on my head. :) Jerry (the kid) sez:
Umm, aaahh, hmmm, isn't there a word for that? Oh, yeah, chemistry or something like that. :) p.s. @J-Dog - I claim that I'm currently in exile. |
| Date: 2007/10/16 20:48:17, Link 64.24.214.138 |
| Author: jeffox |
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@GCT: You probably know this, but Abba isn't the only act to have a hit single called "Waterloo". :) A C&W act, circa late '50s, called "Stonewall Jackson" was their name. It's a different song, also. Anyway, neither here nor there, plus off-subject, but my 2c. Everybody has to meet their Waterloo. . . . . :) |
| Date: 2007/10/16 21:03:48, Link 64.24.214.138 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Oh, ya ya, and a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries. Something came out of the sky and hit this one in the head. Gotta be. That, or there's a stupid-beam satellite out there with his name on it. That, or maybe this guy knows rocks well because he is one. Ahhh, the philosophical choices of tarddom. Anyway, my 2c. (hope I wasn't too mean) |
| Date: 2007/10/16 21:13:23, Link 64.24.214.138 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Maybe he means the kind of rock that flows out of volcanoes. You know, ignorant rock. :) |
| Date: 2007/10/16 21:45:59, Link 64.24.214.138 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, I hear you, Kristine. :) :) I like ignorant rocks the best because they're unaware of their surroundings. I drive around them. :) Not that I'll start any religion over it, but Duluth gabbro really speaks to me. :) Something about needing a batholith. And a shave. :) :) |
| Date: 2007/10/18 18:58:32, Link 64.24.214.132 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
I took a trip overseas in 2003, and I went into Ipswich. I ended up spending about 45 min. between trains at the station. I didn't think it too bad of a place, but all I saw was the station - and there wasn't much there. I spent the time talking to a guitar player from Norwich. Sorry for the totally off-topic post, but I did have a lot of fun on my trip; sometimes I just can't help talking about it. :) Oh, and welcome to the peanut gallery! :) We're upwind of UD, so here, have some e-ale, on me! |
| Date: 2007/10/20 23:34:04, Link 64.24.208.129 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Would that be Onan the Masterbarian? :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/10/25 20:19:24, Link 64.24.211.187 | ||||||||||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||||||||||
Granny Porcupine writes:
Translation from "gutter Canadian"*: I'm not getting any attention at my own blog, so I'll ride on Dembski's coattails.
Translation: Design is whatever I say it is.
Translation: Mechanism isn't important or relevant because I say it's not important or relevant. I even used big words and an example.
Translation: We know who the designer is even though we can't tell how or why we know.
Translation: And I ought to know.
Translation: Just like me. The rest doesn't matter, it's typical Granny Porcupine "Buy my book" crap. Sometimes I think she's more entertaining that DaveTard. My 46c. :) *Granny Porcupine's particular dialect of Canadian English, sort of like the "hillbilly-speak" of many southern U.S. areas, generally an indicator of red-neckedness |
| Date: 2007/10/25 22:13:38, Link 64.24.208.10 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
R. Bill wrote:
So a more accurate translation would be: Mechanism is whatever I say it is, even if I say it's not there or isn't important.
Gee, and here I can't even cook. :) :) |
| Date: 2007/10/25 22:27:04, Link 64.24.208.10 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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Granny Porcupine's entry has some responses, too. UrbanMysticDee writes:
Getting published in scientific areas isn't hard. It doesn't require suffering, nor enjoyable readability; but does require science. I've never been published either, but at least I know THAT. |
| Date: 2007/10/27 18:24:09, Link 64.24.211.49 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Granny Porcupine opines thusly:
I thought quantum mechanics only worked in the materialistic world. Granny needs a clue. |
| Date: 2007/10/27 18:32:19, Link 64.24.211.49 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Also, there's an older post that's seen some newer activity - and I, for one, smell a bannation coming on. . . Let's see what happens to Fred Flash here: http://www.uncommondescent.com/religion/separation-of-church-and-state/#comment-144413 (Maybe that link won't work - it's the first time I've tried that here. I may have to repost this.) |
| Date: 2007/10/27 18:36:29, Link 64.24.211.49 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Ok, the link is good, but you have to cut-and-paste. Can anybody in here tell me how to make this just one "blue" word that can be clicked on? Thanks. Sorry that I'm not as computer-literate as I need to be. |
| Date: 2007/10/27 18:39:06, Link 64.24.211.49 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Also (and quite off-topic) can anybody in here help me with my avatar? I would like to use the fox photo I have at my blog, but the address is too long to fit in the window at my profile page. Grrrrr. I would appreciate any help here, as I'm getting a little tired of tagging along with "cartoon Alfred". :) |
| Date: 2007/10/28 01:12:16, Link 64.24.211.86 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Thank you everybody who helped me with my recent questions. I now have what I consider to be a cool (and appropriate) avatar, and I also think I can manipulate the http/link thingee the right way now. I'm sorry that I didn't respond to the people who e-mailed me with e-mails, as I'm thanking everybody this way (it's easier). I couldn't have done it without you all. Thanks again! |
| Date: 2007/10/28 01:19:37, Link 64.24.211.86 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Oh, and before anybody asks, so I don't get into trouble; no, I didn't take the photo for my avatar. I swiped it off the internet (I can't remember where right off-hand). Well, it was free. So I swiped it. Looks cool, doncha think? Heh heh, I do :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/02 21:03:10, Link 64.24.208.149 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Granny porcupine just can't miss out on the tardfest:
Gaaaahhh she's a tough read. God of the hook? Doesn't she proofread her own shit? As if is quite the sentence, too. Real sciency. :) As ever and always, she ends with, "Buy my book." No thanks, Granny. I read what I buy. Plus I don't like to support your religiofascist agenda. My advice? Stick to Schmenge concert reviews and keep a lower profile. My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/05 20:38:04, Link 64.24.212.215 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Oh, yes; and it takes one to know one!
Please, don't do that when I'm eating. :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/06 20:38:58, Link 64.24.211.125 | ||||||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||||||
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A minor (but interesting) tardfight over there: GLarson opines:
And Batshit77 responds:
To which Getwitless responds:
And then KidJerry gets involved:
Yep, all 'bout science, here. :) So's the WWF. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/07 17:17:08, Link 64.24.212.167 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Tarsetstrip77's cheerleading comments probably result from the fact that UD's mission is to appeal precisely to his demographic type. That is, the dim-half-witted pseudo-persecuted religious nutcase types who enjoy expounding on things that they know absolutely nothing about. That also explains his empathy with Granny Porcupine and thier common types of "pet theories" that are nothing but utter nonsense, scientifically. I know that every rose has its storm, :) but the only thing I fear about this would be when UD drops its scientific pretenses to develope a wider support base. Anyway, my 2c. |
| Date: 2007/11/07 17:21:37, Link 64.24.212.167 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Did the original get saved? |
| Date: 2007/11/07 17:46:15, Link 64.24.212.167 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Okay, I'm feeling a little impish tonight. :) I'm starting a little sub-thread here, calling it, "UD's theme song". It's easy and fun! Join in any time if you wish - the more the merrier I say. :) :) :) :) :) A SUNDRY LIST OF SONG TITLES FOR UD'S THEME (list not complete): Rush - Working Tard Beatles - Tard Day's Night The Who - Behind Tard Eyes Traffic - The Low Spark of High-Heeled Tard Deep Purple - Highway Tard David Bowie - Ziggy Tarddust T. Rex - Bang a Tard King Crimson - Court of the Crimson Tard Jimi Hendrix - Tard Spangled Banner (from live at Tardstock) Aerosmith - Tard in the Attic AC/DC - Tard Voltage Bob Marley - Tard it up B-52's - Tard Lobster CCR - Tard on the Bayou The Police - Synchronicitard Steely Dan - Reelin' in the Tard Chambers Brothers - Tard has come Today The Byrds - Tard!Tard!Tard! Foghat - Slow Tard Led Zeppelin - Moby Tard Yes - Tard for a Day Cream - White Tard I could, of course, go on. But it's YOUR turn now. Have fun! I did. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/07 17:59:52, Link 64.24.212.167 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Well put, imo. |
| Date: 2007/11/07 20:54:13, Link 64.24.208.1 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
I agree, but don't you mean "Hair of the Tard"? :) (Adding more fuel to the fire: :)) Don't forget U2's "In Tard's Country" from the Joshua Tard album. :) Oh, Wes, don't forget this BOC classic: E.T.I., Extra Tardestial Ignorance. :) "Yeah don't report this DaveTard said. . . . ." |
| Date: 2007/11/12 02:54:39, Link 64.24.209.135 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Alcohol, drugs, sex, gambling, etc., etc., it doesn't matter what they used to be addicted to. 'Cuz now they're all ADDICTED TO TARD!!! |
| Date: 2007/11/12 03:11:29, Link 64.24.209.135 |
| Author: jeffox |
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(Starts carrying on) :) :) (Stands up) Hello. My name is #########. I'm a tardaholic. It all started back when I was a teenager. First, I just didn't pay attention in science class. Then, it got worse and worse. Soon, I didn't have a clue in mathematics, biology, astronomy, physics, or chemistry. And I just didn't care. I had my tard, that was all I needed. But then, I needed more and more tard. I began to forget things I knew quite well. I also began to deny the things around me were real. I was happy, as long as I had my tard. Tard was everything to me back then. People would come up to me and say, "#######, you need help, you're a real TARD!" and I would just get all dreamy-eyed just thinking about tard. I was a tard junkie, a real tardaholic. Nothing could keep me from my tard. But then. . . . I came in here. And everybody else started saying they were tardaholics and giving thier stories. So I figured I would too. What's that stuff about a 12 step program? Heck, I'm too tard to count that high!! Gimme tard. I'm a tardaholic. :) :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/12 03:18:07, Link 64.24.209.135 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Ya ya, Granny Porcupine's head is enough to give me the willies, too. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/12 04:05:29, Link 64.24.212.218 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
(Can't resist this one) Tard never sleeps. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/12 22:50:43, Link 64.24.212.13 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Didn't Bob Seger have a song about Fire Lake? :) Someone (well, maybe it's too late) ask tardagain77 how the fishing is in that lake of fire, eh? I wonder if it'd be tard to ask if there's any ice fishing on that lake of fire. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/12 23:10:59, Link 64.24.212.13 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Aesahaettr, on the "blog reading level" thread, wrote:
Well, he certainly has the last 4 letters down. :) Aside, I wonder how long this comment will last there? |
| Date: 2007/11/12 23:58:52, Link 64.24.212.13 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Relatively speaking, of course. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/13 02:33:03, Link 64.24.208.150 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Jerry lays down this very large helping of tard:
Sure, Jerry; just as soon as you declare yourself one of the "less equal" among us. Oh wait, that choice usually doesn't get to be YOURS, Jerry. Tell ya what, Jerry; why don't you just explain how a biological concept has anything to do with (strictly) human social conventions? And, FWIW, Jerry; I don't think that any intellectuals trust YOUR version of reality, anyway. You seem to have problems with the reality that we find to be common among ourselves. I don't claim to be an intellectual, but I hope that was honest enough for you, Jerry. You tard. (Sits back down) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/14 02:28:22, Link 64.24.209.110 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
That would explain some of the curious noises over there. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/14 17:37:20, Link 64.24.211.136 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
More like saTARD. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/14 17:45:42, Link 64.24.211.136 |
| Author: jeffox |
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While we're waiting for the response to PBS's show, I'll keep you all entertained with a little song I wrote. :) Tard think You make my heart sink You make every think Clueless Tard think I just don't like you 'Cuz you really just don't know So why don't you do some science And publish. . . . Tard think You make my heart sink You make every think Clueless Tard think I just don't like you 'Cuz you're in it for the slow So why don't take that wedge And shove it. . . . :) :) :) :) My thanks to a bunch of Troggs from back inna days. |
| Date: 2007/11/14 17:53:35, Link 64.24.211.136 |
| Author: jeffox |
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@ SteveH To me, it looks like they tried to edit out most of the tardfight over there, and maybe had some collateral editing to boot. I could be wrong. My 2c. BTW, thanks for saving that! |
| Date: 2007/11/17 16:26:43, Link 64.24.211.24 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Ahhhhh, the fine smell of tard. . . . . :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/11/18 23:36:07, Link 64.24.209.170 |
| Author: jeffox |
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You know, not everybody who is a troll/sockpuppet over there needs to reveal themselves. If only one or two unmask, then indicate that there MAY be more, that should drive the real tards absolutely coocoobirds. It might even result in some very interesting tardfights, as the paranoia spreads. It just seems to me that we could have our tard and eat it too. :) My 2c. |
| Date: 2007/11/19 15:17:39, Link 64.24.209.204 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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Looks like Medved will go from chasing bigfoot to chasing big tard. :) Oh, and the sailor-boy in Granny Porcupine comes out:
A^men Brother O^Leary! Sell another bo^ok! |
| Date: 2007/11/20 18:03:40, Link 64.24.208.164 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Too bad none of 'em even have a clue to the words of the song, "Louie, Louie". :) "Face it, BA77; you didn't throw up at Judge Jones, you threw up ON Judge Jones." :) My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2007/11/27 05:14:35, Link 64.24.209.119 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
From Wes:
Ah-hah! Good ol' Thor and Mjolnir, the hamster of the gods!! And, from Bob O'H:
She sounds like a bear! :) :) :) |
| Date: 2007/12/03 05:34:11, Link 64.24.208.241 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Weren't all the villains in Scooby-Doo sockpuppets? :) btw, Louis, I've been to K.C. station - on my way out to Harwich. |
| Date: 2007/12/04 23:08:11, Link 64.24.208.217 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Mr. Christopher wrote:
turds or tards? Oh wait, never mind. . . . :) |
| Date: 2007/12/04 23:10:39, Link 64.24.208.217 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Annyday wrote:
I heard that he almost spewed all over his tardigan™ sweater! :) :) :) (No offense to any Welshpeople in here.) |
| Date: 2007/12/04 23:27:53, Link 64.24.208.217 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
"Over there. . ." MacT wrote:
Yo, Mac! The ice is still a bit too thin to be driving that new pickup on. :) My 2c. p.s. wonder how long that one lasts? |
| Date: 2007/12/05 03:48:12, Link 64.24.214.164 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Aardpig, bugsy, and digdug have become quillbait for Granny Porcupine. I guess they didn't cut the musTARD! :) :) I guess when Granny wants to feel persecuted (by proxy, anyway) you better let her OR SHE'LL KILL YA!!! btw buy her book. . . . :) |
| Date: 2007/12/05 22:39:17, Link 64.24.208.29 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Altabin wrote:
Theories, according to the tard-worthy™ "over there", predict things; or at least that's what seems to be important to them. Theories predict things like who's gonna win the Superbowl, how much Davetard flatulates while violating the 2lot, how many books Granny Porcupine will sell, and (in general) biological Darwinism's Waterloo. In other words, theories and wishes are the same. My 2c. *Edited in theory. |
| Date: 2007/12/05 22:56:29, Link 64.24.208.29 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Annyday wrote:
I think that that's par for their immaterial, er, non-material course. :) *Edited because FTK can't. Nyah, nyah, nyah. :) |
| Date: 2007/12/05 23:18:03, Link 64.24.208.29 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
JAM wrote:
He means "tard", not "hard". :) *Edited for awhile. |
| Date: 2007/12/07 19:49:04, Link 64.24.211.125 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
RichardHughes did writ:
I think you mean "High Numbers" instead of "Who". :) Ed did it Ed did it Eddy lied |
| Date: 2007/12/12 14:14:09, Link 64.24.208.185 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, the CULT OF TARD ™ (CoT for short). :) :) :) (well, somebody had to write that, eh. . . .) |
| Date: 2007/12/15 14:49:26, Link 64.24.212.237 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Exevolutionist wrote:
Bring it out, mofo! er, er, Bring it back! er, er, bring it over? bring it with? bring it down? er, er, never mind. . . . :) to edit or not to edit, that is the question. . . alas poor Yorik, he edited well. . . :) |
| Date: 2007/12/22 04:31:17, Link 64.24.211.121 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
(Can't resist this one) :) I am NOT a CROO--, er, um, TARD! :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/02/27 21:30:16, Link 70.227.228.223 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Woo hoo!! It's Schroedinger's ceiling cat!!! :) :) |
| Date: 2008/03/29 12:02:25, Link 70.227.227.195 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Granny Porcupine decides to have her "writing" analyzed by an outside source:
Well, IMHO, the word I'd use is "morphodyke", and good ol' Dave seems to agree:
That's all right, Dave found out that the same source called his writing "TARD". :) |
| Date: 2008/03/29 13:45:54, Link 70.227.227.34 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Granny Porcupine has an excuse ready:
an I learnt rael real. good. too. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/01 00:16:33, Link 70.227.227.166 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
k.e. wrote:
You mean Bone-tard. :) :) |
| Date: 2008/04/06 21:30:14, Link 70.227.227.241 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Twas writ by godislove:
It's the "House of the Rising Tard" over there, ya know. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/12 20:47:25, Link 70.227.227.138 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Whips out his "special" dictionary:
"Waterloo!!!!" in tardspeak. . . :) |
| Date: 2008/04/13 23:26:32, Link 70.227.228.108 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Twas writ priorly thus:
I knew it was too true to be good. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/13 23:55:18, Link 70.227.228.108 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I saw my first barn swallows of the year today. |
| Date: 2008/04/20 08:46:53, Link 70.227.227.188 |
| Author: jeffox |
| It's all a song-and-dance routine over there on the good ship lollitard. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/20 22:25:48, Link 70.227.228.48 |
| Author: jeffox |
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So, Expelled looks like Plan 9 From Outer Tard, eh? :) Edited for the director's cut version :) |
| Date: 2008/04/20 22:58:00, Link 70.227.228.48 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Arden Chatfield did write:
Is this fossil record one of them that didn't make it onto CDs, like the Beatles' "Hey Jude" album? Or were "The Fossils" like "The Mosquitoes"? :) |
| Date: 2008/04/22 22:31:22, Link 70.227.228.80 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I saw my first chipping sparrow of the year today! Still no fungi yet, though. |
| Date: 2008/04/23 20:48:21, Link 70.227.227.208 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Speaking of lying douchebags, does anybody else here wonder where the heck the bathroom is on the above fallout shelter? Maybe it's just me. . . . :) |
| Date: 2008/04/23 20:57:02, Link 70.227.227.208 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Erasmus, FCD did ask:
And, to answer, I currently live in Oak Lair, (not it's real name :)) Wisconsin. I was born & raised & lived most of my life in Minnesota, however. Just to let you all know, there is still snow on the ground in a few isolated spots in town here. I'm currently attending UWEC as a nontraditional student (I'm 46) studying for a geology major. (I hear it pays well :)). Fun thread, spring is short here; and I find it an especially fun time to birdwatch - I'll keep you all posted on the stuff I see. Thanks for asking! |
| Date: 2008/04/23 22:25:15, Link 70.227.227.208 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Ah, yes, I see. Yet another use for that versatile stuff known as vinyl. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/24 23:07:36, Link 70.227.227.151 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Notes that Richardthughes wrote above:
Don't you mean Dennis? :) |
| Date: 2008/04/27 22:30:34, Link 70.227.227.239 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Somebody please ask Larry Tardtardman how much money Yoko Ono donated to New York City for maintenance of the "Strawberry Fields" section of Central Park, eh? Leave out the part that anybody can verify with a click of the Google, the six figures part, OK? I'd ask FTK but, since Larry seems to be one of the only posters over there who fawns over everything she writes, I don't think she'll give my posting the light of day. Oh well, they deserve each other. . . . tards of a feather, so to speak. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/27 22:55:10, Link 70.227.227.239 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Granny Porcupine excitedly expresses expertly:
then Dennis quietly qivvers his quills and quips:
Note that both of the morphodyke twins are really, really bad with both English and numbers. One wonders if it's the weather up there in the "great white north" or if it's just the tard. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/28 01:08:43, Link 70.227.228.188 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
From Annyday:
Best of luck to you, there. FTK gots a crink up her butt, imo. :) |
| Date: 2008/04/28 19:26:43, Link 70.227.227.216 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Richardthughes wrote:
So's Dennis. Er, er, Denyse. Er, er, er, ummm. . . Never mind :) |
| Date: 2008/04/28 20:53:14, Link 70.227.227.216 |
| Author: jeffox |
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YO, FTK - about those geese and ducks of yours. . . IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!! :) |
| Date: 2008/04/28 23:06:56, Link 70.227.227.111 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Albatrossity2 wrote:
Yeah, same here. They shit a lot less. Don't ask me how I know that. . . . :) |
| Date: 2008/05/01 20:07:36, Link 70.227.228.178 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
41? PUPPY!!!! |
| Date: 2008/05/01 20:08:14, Link 70.227.228.178 |
| Author: jeffox |
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& happiest of days to ya!! (sorry for the 2 parter) |
| Date: 2008/05/01 23:16:39, Link 70.227.227.217 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos wrote:
Davetard does what he's told by Dembski or Dr. Dr. will sik Dennis on him. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/04 01:24:16, Link 70.227.228.165 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
I got out of town today on a geology field trip. I saw numerous vultures at the landfill we visited, one marsh hawk later, and one common merganser. Oh, and a good ol' sloughpumper (great blue heron). The day started out very cool and drizzly but the sun came out by mid-afternoon for a nice day. Still too cool here for most fungi. I hope e1 had as nice a day as I did. |
| Date: 2008/05/04 14:19:02, Link 70.227.227.58 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
R. Bill spake previously:
They could even make a movie about it, get Tom Cruise and a cross-dressing Dustin Hoffman to play the lead characters and call the whole thing, "TARD MAN". :) :) |
| Date: 2008/05/07 19:19:09, Link 70.227.227.8 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Albatrossity2 wrote above: Yeah, I think Wee Willy is jacking us around. Nowhere in any of his ditherings does he indicate that he would actually send his kid to a public school. It's not illegal to teach your kid how to be stupid in a "faith-based" school. But it could backfire on him eventually... [/QUOTE] Ya ya, especially 'bout the time Wet Wally Jr. needs to get a job. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/07 19:30:36, Link 70.227.227.8 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
The biggest joke is that Wet Wally is evidently from or in Minnesota. It's a cruel sort of joke, but a joke nonetheless. Please don't imagine for an instant that he represents Minnesota or Minnesotans in any way. Because I was born there and spent most of my life there, I can honestly write that even Minnesota has its "vocal but tiny and tard minority" that constantly ruin things for the rest of us. |
| Date: 2008/05/07 19:33:47, Link 70.227.227.8 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
I wrote this on the "Unreasonable Kansans" thread, but it bears repeating here, for obvious reasons. :) The biggest joke is that Wet Wally is evidently from or in Minnesota. It's a cruel sort of joke, but a joke nonetheless. Please don't imagine for an instant that he represents Minnesota or Minnesotans in any way. Because I was born there and spent most of my life there, I can honestly write that even Minnesota has its "vocal but tiny and tard minority" that constantly ruin things for the rest of us. |
| Date: 2008/05/07 22:11:05, Link 70.227.228.186 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos did write:
Well, somebody's gotta border them up, eh? :) Besides, they buy all the snowmobiles we can build. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/08 19:55:09, Link 70.227.227.171 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
"Dubya" Wallace did ask:
No, I'm not. But I'm not in the group known as Westboro Babtist Church, either. Later on, Little Willy whined:
Nobody in the metro or anywhere else in Minnesota cares what Jeff Snell thinks. KKMS has a listenership of about 100 to 200 in its entire broadcast range. KQRS has >10,000 car-radio listeners alone, at any given time, year-round. Way to marginalize your cause, Willy. |
| Date: 2008/05/08 20:18:23, Link 70.227.227.171 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Little Willie tries some odd logic:
It doesn't matter who does or doesn't have the idea, or how many do or don't. What matters is the reality of the situation. Two plus two always equals four, no matter how many times the pope or President say otherwise, or how many people agree with them or not. |
| Date: 2008/05/08 21:13:07, Link 70.227.228.105 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos wrote:
I thought that that was just an accidental application of the FTK head-up-the-butt school of typing/editing. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/09 00:17:02, Link 70.227.227.74 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
This one isn't sick, but it's really bad. . . What were Mickey Mouse's famous last words? "N-n-n-n-ice Kitty. . . " :) |
| Date: 2008/05/09 00:26:26, Link 70.227.227.74 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos wrote:
Whoa, I didn't even know I had one of those. . . :) |
| Date: 2008/05/09 00:40:34, Link 70.227.227.74 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Every time Little Willy posts, it's like the circus is in town. (Shakes the monkey cage to get WW all riled up.) Oh, ya ya quite the geek show, lemme tell ya. No, really, guys, you gotta ask WW questions that he can actually answer, like this one: Hey, Willy-boy. . . is the WWF real? I know these little old ladies that say for sure it's real. What's your take? Ya know, I especially liked it when George (the animal) Steele bit into that turnbuckle. Woo hoo!! Such fun. and this one: What's your favorite dive in the Hennepin & Lake St. area? Been spending much time there lately? or are you normally this hungover? Just asking. . . Back into your cage now. Yes, the one with the sign that says, "Total embarassment to Minnesota." |
| Date: 2008/05/09 12:35:11, Link 70.227.227.57 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Hey dere Lil' Willy, do ya even know where dat dere Morris town is, eh? No? Tsk. Figgers. Say, wasn't that you I seen comin' outta the Adonis Theater just da udder day? Jus' askin'. . . . :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/05/09 19:58:51, Link 70.227.227.135 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Yo, Willy Wonker. . . :)
I saw Star Trek #4 in there. Back when. |
| Date: 2008/05/09 20:10:08, Link 70.227.227.135 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Albatrossity2 noted above:
Ya ya, I caught that too. It's why I'll only read and never post over there. I get the distinct impression Wee Wee Willy is only in here to try to cause trouble, anyway. He certainly hasn't engaged anybody in here in a normal social manner/tone yet. Until he does, I'll just pick on the hypocritical tard. It appears that he only wants to fight. I don't blame anybody in here who fights him back. Myself included. |
| Date: 2008/05/10 22:26:24, Link 70.227.227.54 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Finally got some fungi up here in WI. Coprinus Micaceous (sp.) in copious amounts on and around an ash tree stump near my apartment. Keep in mind, we've only had one day all year in the 70-80 F range, so far. Today was mid-60s F. |
| Date: 2008/05/10 22:33:16, Link 70.227.227.54 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Wes wrote:
I thought that's why they invented Viagra. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/13 22:31:39, Link 70.227.228.201 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Little Willy did tardulate:
Especially when you lose to the pigeons. :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/05/18 00:09:04, Link 70.227.227.82 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Widdew Willy Wallace went 'way whining with weeping. Waaaaaahhhhh!!! :) |
| Date: 2008/05/18 18:59:34, Link 70.227.227.30 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos did write:
Maybe one of us should don a pigeon suit and get a chessboard. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/05/18 19:47:48, Link 70.227.227.30 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin] No offense, but I don't think that God matters. Not unless I'm God. My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/20 10:49:41, Link 70.227.228.74 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Hello e1! Nice idea for a post. Myself, I currently reside in cheeseheadland, a.k.a. Wisconsin. Oak Lair (not it's real name) to be precise. I'm originally from Minnesota, but I've lived all over the USA and been overseas to England, Scotland, Wales, and Holland. I have a very nice tavern that I frequent, about a block away. Wisconsin is known for its beer(s). I thought London was a lot of fun when I was there. I went to the Tower and also went on Rumbelow's Jack the Ripper walk on the east end. I stayed in the Belgravia area, near Vic Station. I'm a castle nut and I visited more than 2 dozen of them in the month I was overseas. Anyways, again, fun post & good subject. |
| Date: 2008/05/21 08:12:03, Link 70.227.227.159 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Didymos did write concerning WW:
Weak Willy, like all the other right-wing nutballs, imagines that all the TV stations in Minnesota are liberal. Feh. He really means that they're not conservative enough for his taste. But we all know how far to the right Willy's tastes lie. |
| Date: 2008/05/22 21:44:25, Link 70.227.227.26 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Arden C. wrote:
Yeah, but at least WW never invoked T. A. R. Davison. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/23 22:40:54, Link 70.227.228.163 |
| Author: jeffox |
| What's very wierd is that there is actually a Starbuck, MN. It's not big (population under 500), and it doesn't have a Starbucks. Go figure. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/24 20:35:57, Link 70.227.227.7 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin] Hi Lou! Please feel free to also move my comment relating to his long post there, also (the one from May 18 2008,19:47). The poor thing looks out of place now. :) Or not. Thanks either way! |
| Date: 2008/05/27 16:00:05, Link 70.227.227.209 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Also, it's the tard, the whole tard, and nothing but the tard. :) |
| Date: 2008/05/29 21:34:24, Link 70.227.228.118 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Thank you all very much! (sniff) I'm so (sniff, mutter) choked up right now, I (sniffle, blows nose) didn't even know anybody, you know, cared or anything like that. Forty-seven, btw, and I weigh the same as I weighed when I was 18. Well, I DID, until about 9 months ago when I quit smoking cigarettes. Then I instantly gained, er, um, er, ah, a couplea pounds. Never mind. . . . :) I hope that my posts are constructive here - I know that I'm participating with people who are way out of my league, expertise/education-wise. What is being done here is important, I've studied history enough to know what happens to people who turn away from or deny science/scientific discourse. The last 8 years have really scared me. It seems that many of you share those convictions. THANK YOU ALL FOR LETTING ME BE A PART OF THIS FORUM! YOU ALL ROCK!! (puts on The Beatles' White Album for an obvious song) |
| Date: 2008/05/29 22:48:03, Link 70.227.228.118 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
With obvious vigor, K.E. did write:
Feathers? What feathers? (burp!) :) |
| Date: 2008/06/01 00:13:50, Link 70.227.227.133 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I quite assure everybody here that the vast majority of hogs in Minnesota are far superior in intellect to Little Willy. Any farm-boy knows that pigs are about as intelligent as dogs. Willy seems to have problems screwing in lightbulbs. :) |
| Date: 2008/06/03 23:06:34, Link 70.227.227.200 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
My goodness, such language coming from Minnesota's resident Wonder Warthog!! Good thing for all of us that Lil' Willy still demonstrates that he hasn't a single clue. :) Say, Willy, stop on by here any time - we enjoy a good geek show now and again. :) And, WW, for what it's worth, I'd rather be a part of a den of vipers than be feathered with tard. |
| Date: 2008/06/04 00:09:00, Link 70.227.227.200 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Steve typed:
Isn't that a tardigan sweater? :) (No offense to people of welsh lineage.) |
| Date: 2008/06/05 00:02:19, Link 70.227.227.79 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Erasmus gets funny:
Woo hoo! Tony the pony, aka the Italian Stallion!!! :) OK, so I think like a sailor at times; musta been cuz I was in the Navy once. Back when. . . . :) Anyways, my 2c. |
| Date: 2008/06/05 09:17:43, Link 70.227.227.249 |
| Author: jeffox |
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(Da fox eats the chicken that Lil' Willy bit the head off of.) MMMMMmmmmm. (Burp!!) :) Say, Willykins - do you do your geek show at your blog, too? Oh, wait, I forgot - you wanted to talk science there. Is there still a glitch in the moderation of comments at your blog or do the dead chickens just lay there uneaten? Just curious. . . . :) |
| Date: 2008/06/15 01:03:27, Link 70.227.227.229 |
| Author: jeffox |
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You're not getting older, you're getting better! :) Happy days to all! |
| Date: 2008/06/17 22:46:48, Link 70.227.227.123 |
| Author: jeffox |
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'Deed, happy day to ya! Get up. Get laid. Get drunk. Get stoned. Get some sleep. My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/06/23 04:20:38, Link 70.227.228.199 |
| Author: jeffox |
| When it was my birthday, I was happy. Do likewise. :) :) |
| Date: 2008/06/29 16:08:50, Link 70.227.228.26 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Ahh, yes, another birthday! Happy one to ya, Ian! Let's see. . . . when I turned 21 I was, ummm, er, ahh, oh yeah, I was working on the submarine. Had watch, as I recall. I'm pretty sure I got drunk afterwards. :) Many more to ya, too! |
| Date: 2008/06/30 23:43:42, Link 70.227.228.98 |
| Author: jeffox |
| What else more can I write? Happy day to ya, and many more!!! |
| Date: 2008/07/01 04:36:00, Link 70.227.228.123 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Arden wrote above:
Sorry, but my vibe shook itself off a long time ago. Not that anybody in here needed to know that. . . . :) Oh, and ICD - if ya wanna go backtrolling, I can recommend a few good lakes to ya. Just so's ya know. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/02 02:06:50, Link 70.227.227.114 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Hey there Mr. LCD - I have a few questions fer ya: You wrote before that you don't care for the IRS and wondered why Mr. Hovind was in prison for tax evasion, right? Well then, would you be so kind as to explain how we (as a society) go about paying for things that we all use - things like, oh, umm, roads? Or bridges? Or water distribution systems? How about protectionary things - like police and firemen? or flood controls? How do you propose to protect us (society) from things like corporate pollution in the name of profit? How about from religio-fascism? And just what are we supposed to do when a natural disaster occurs? Watch the masses suffer on TV? Wait (usually forever) for a church to provide monetary help? Or a business? Or maybe we ought to cover disaster relief from taxes, too, eh? Good. Now that you agree with the rest of us that taxes are necessary - please do like all of the rest of us and PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. Hovind is in prison where he belongs. He tried to scam the system, nothing more, nothing less. He's no better than a thief. Because that's what tax evaders are. If you have a problem with that, LCD, well, I'm sure you can find someplace else to live that doesn't tax its residents. Good luck. Don't bother writing. We know how much fun you're having. :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/03 00:11:54, Link 70.227.228.106 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
No offense, but I think Hovind's actual convictions came about on money laundering and conspiracy to launder money, but the underlying reason was his lack of desire to pay taxes on his museum's profits. One of the interesting things involved in this case is the fact that all Hovind had to do was fill out the proper paperwork, and he would have been off the hook. He was told that by qualified lawyers and chose not to take their advice. Anyway, my 2c. |
| Date: 2008/07/03 21:56:05, Link 70.227.228.187 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
@ Jim Wynn above: Thank you for the clarification(s) of my post. While not technically correct, I'm pretty sure that making multiple under $10K bank transactions is one of the definitions of money laundering. The conspiracy charges arose because it wasn't just him but his family that were involved (primarily wife). But you are more right than I am. Again, thank you for clarifying; and I stand corrected! |
| Date: 2008/07/03 22:10:53, Link 70.227.228.187 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Dear Mr. Hughes: We understand that it is your 35th birthday today. Happy birthday to you. And many more. :) For this auspicious event, I have provided you with one of the greatest gifts ever in the history of the human race. If you want to, you can take this idea and turn it into a viable invention and make mega-bucks!!!! Here's how: Take a standard, but top-of-the-line, irony detector. Remove the cover to reveal the "guts". Then, reverse the two wires coming from the battery compartment. After that, turn the attenuator resistor down. Put everything back together, and what do you have? :) :) :) :) One handy-dandy TARD DETECTOR!!!! p.s. please let me know how it goes, eh! and have lots of fun today! |
| Date: 2008/07/03 22:19:15, Link 70.227.228.187 |
| Author: jeffox |
| 'Deed, happy day to ya!! and many more!! |
| Date: 2008/07/05 02:02:36, Link 70.227.227.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Ya ya, haven't seen ya in here in awhile, but happiest of days to ya! |
| Date: 2008/07/06 03:38:46, Link 70.227.227.102 |
| Author: jeffox |
| That's all right, Wes. Keep in mind, Dave already has a terminal case of tard. My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/09 00:34:47, Link 70.227.228.100 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Hokey smokes and a half PLUS!! Sure looks like Guts had a tard-on. Big one, too. :) Not that there's anything wrong with that. . . . . . . :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/10 01:43:49, Link 70.227.227.70 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Awhile back, FTK wrote:
Anybody willing to click on the link and read the article will know that the "We see an upheavel occuring again as ID is breaking it's way into the scientific community" is a bit of a reach on FTK's part. I didn't read the whole article closely, but I had a hard time finding the phrase "intelligent design" or the shorthand "ID" anywhere. As a matter of fact, the article is a news story about a meeting of diverse scientists/philosophers hashing out what I would consider to be fairly minor details in current evolutionary paradigm. From what I understand, that happens ALL THE TIME in many scientific fields of study. Maybe the :) "upheavel" :) that FTK means is a molehill. But, then again, a fox eats moles (among other things). My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/10 02:21:16, Link 70.227.227.70 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Dr. GH wrote above:
Ya ya, dere Dr. GH, looks ta me like ya useta live in Minnesota, dere, eh? Up ta by what lake, eh? Ya godda tell me so's I know, eh, maybe we can go fishin', ya tink? Tanks in 'vance, eh! |
| Date: 2008/07/10 02:43:44, Link 70.227.227.70 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
(Sorry, but I just can't resist this) :) :) :) OK, think of an obscure Queen song (hint: theme song for a fairly bad early '80s flick) & try these lyrics: SAL!! Ahhh ahhh Asshole of the universe!! SAL!! Ahhh ahhh Asshat to us all! Ya, ya, truly bad stuff; but you could say that :) I was inspired. |
| Date: 2008/07/10 22:06:04, Link 70.227.228.229 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Dr. GH wrote:
Ga, jeez, sorry ta hear dat 'bout yer fadder-in-law, eh! Ya know, it cudda been dat he was jus bein modes 'bout his fishin' 'bilities, dere, eh. After all, ya know, summa da guys dat get dere limit a walleyes 'bout ever' time dey go out onna lake say dat 'bout demselfs cuz dey don wan nobody goin' inna dere basemen freezer ta swipe dere eatin' fish. Minnesotans ain dum, ya know. :) Local dialect aside, I would be proud and happy to go sea fishing with you if I can ever get down to San Diego again. Just so you know, I lived there twice; the first time while stationed at NTC back in 79/80, the second shortly after I got out of the Navy, about 1985/6. I used to work at the convenience store (Circle K) on Carmel Valley Rd. in south Del Mar. That whole area is just drop-dead gorgeous, imo. And no snow!! (Back into dialect) :) Ya ya, good ta hear from ya, dere, Dr. GH. An besta luck to ya on yer nex fishin expedition! Catch one fer da wall, eh!! |
| Date: 2008/07/10 22:12:37, Link 70.227.228.229 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Arden Chatfield wrote:
No, I wuz ice fishin' on a whole 'nuther lake at dat time, an I got bot' da fish an' da witnesses ta prove it! Ya ya, I can even show ya da bottle a root beer schnapps dat we emptied. (looks both ways - eh don tell my ol' lady 'bout dat part, eh?) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/10 22:19:46, Link 70.227.228.229 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
R. Bill wrote:
Well, ya know, at leas I don't look GOOFY, like, say, FTK or Guts, eh! :) |
| Date: 2008/07/10 23:06:38, Link 70.227.227.16 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
silverspoon wrote:
I ought to. Northeastern Minnesotan (or rangertalk/rangerspeak) and Yupper dialects are very, very close-sounding. |
| Date: 2008/07/10 23:13:06, Link 70.227.227.16 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
:) :) :) FTK = Miss Crabtree :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/10 23:57:12, Link 70.227.227.16 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
FTK wrote:
Not really. :) I'm old enough to have seen the short and the synopsis/caption doesn't do it justice. If you've actually seen it, recall that, based on the teacher's name alone is why Alfalfa plays hooky from school. :) Oh, and she wasn't a science teacher. :) I don't think that you are a bad person in essence, FTK. Goofy, deluded, and extremely misinformed, yes. Bad, (as in evil) no. |
| Date: 2008/07/11 17:33:56, Link 70.227.227.18 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Testing 1,2,3 testing: |
| Date: 2008/07/11 17:36:45, Link 70.227.227.18 |
| Author: jeffox |
Can anybody in here guess who this is? HAIIIII YAA!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/11 17:38:50, Link 70.227.227.18 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
FTK wrote:
Well, selective reading is lots better than selective selecting. :) My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/11 23:14:19, Link 70.227.228.33 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
NEWSFLASH: SUPER-SECRET PHOTOS OF THE TARD AND FAMOUS, STORY AT 11:00!!!!! FTK:  Walt Brown:  Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dembski:  Denyse/Dennis O'Leary:  Davetard Springer:  STORY AT 11!!! |
| Date: 2008/07/11 23:18:13, Link 70.227.228.33 |
| Author: jeffox |
| T'anks, eh! Same back atcha! |
| Date: 2008/07/11 23:34:21, Link 70.227.228.33 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Way to go on the test scores, Lou! p.s. I knew you could do it. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/12 02:00:41, Link 70.227.228.33 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Speaking of crackers, anybody in here know the Latin phrase for "body of christ"? My Webpage Plankowner, and proud. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/12 02:05:14, Link 70.227.228.33 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
FTK wrote:
That should give us about 2 months of peace and quiet. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/15 05:05:38, Link 70.227.227.90 |
| Author: jeffox |
NEWSFLASH!! Photographic evidence of Casey Luskin in action!! Story at 11:00!!! |
| Date: 2008/07/16 04:58:00, Link 70.227.228.144 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Twas written above:
I get to laugh. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/16 05:09:22, Link 70.227.228.144 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Ya ya, very much happy day to ya, eh! Forty-seven is a good age, don't axe me why. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/16 05:23:21, Link 70.227.228.144 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Would a skeleton key be an example of a transitional fossil? Ok, ok, ok, I know, terrible joke. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/16 09:26:46, Link 70.227.227.56 |
| Author: jeffox |
NEWSFLASH!!!! Recently discovered photo of Dennis O'Leary's English Comp. instructor emerges!! Story at 11:00!!! |
| Date: 2008/07/17 08:04:26, Link 70.227.228.43 |
| Author: jeffox |
NEWSFLASH!!! Revealing photo of Kairosfocus discovered on Caribbean island website!! Full story at 11:00!!! |
| Date: 2008/07/18 04:45:47, Link 70.227.227.49 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
WELCOME TO ROUND TWO OF: If You Want Tard -  You Got It! |
| Date: 2008/07/18 07:03:27, Link 70.227.227.56 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
LCD wrote, above:
That reminded me of somebody from waaaay back: :)  |
| Date: 2008/07/18 09:44:09, Link 70.227.227.178 |
| Author: jeffox |
Earlier on, somebody thought a Viking funeral would be a good idea. Me too. Here ya go, eh!! |
| Date: 2008/07/18 10:44:07, Link 70.227.227.178 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Yes, indeed. Judge Page is currently the Chief Justice of Minnesota's Supreme Court. Good call! |
| Date: 2008/07/19 00:42:40, Link 70.227.228.75 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I walked over to a city park in town here, yesterday. I saw a pair of downy woodpeckers and one hairy. I also saw a guy at the dock catch 3 nice smallmouth bass while I was there. Nice outing, but I had to come in because it started raining. |
| Date: 2008/07/19 00:50:16, Link 70.227.228.75 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Howzabout a pair of nice wool socks so Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. :) can stay warm on his trip to Morris, MN to debate P. Z. Myers? My 2c (in more ways than one). |
| Date: 2008/07/19 12:44:40, Link 70.227.227.36 |
| Author: jeffox |
Brave, brave FTK cannot be sullied by dealing with ATBC at this time, as she is off fighting the culture war. |
| Date: 2008/07/20 01:47:52, Link 70.227.228.206 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Yes, thank you, Louis! I thought that that joke came a little too easily. Still, like you wrote, it seems pretty applicable in FTK's case. |
| Date: 2008/07/20 01:58:42, Link 70.227.228.206 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I may be way out in left field about this, but there may be a good evolutionary explanation for red-green color blindness in humans. My thinking is that it may be a visual variance that allows for other, more acute, vision in one's field of view. I write this because, just the other day, a Viet Nam vet and I were talking, and he told me that when he was "in country" his unit used to select snipers with red-green color blindness because of their enhanced ability to spot enemy snipers in the thick, green foliage native to SE Asia. Anyway, maybe off-topic, too; but my 2c. |
| Date: 2008/07/20 02:10:31, Link 70.227.228.206 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Rock band? Howzabout rock banded iron formations!! Ok, ok, ok, once again, terrible joke, I know. :) p.s. I am currently a geology major at UWEC. |
| Date: 2008/07/20 12:03:49, Link 70.227.227.178 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, you know I like magna 'cuz magnatite. :) An igneous rock hasn't learned anything yet. A sedimentary rock just sits there watching television. A metamorphic rock knows morph casually. :) I grew up in a town built by a taconite operation. If you're interested in northeastern Minnesota's latest mining craze, check out Franconiaminerals website or google Polymet's "Birch Lake project". Tell 'em that I sent ya, cuz I'll do anything to get a job back home so I CAN GO FISHING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY for the rest of my life. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/21 07:31:22, Link 70.227.227.193 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Thought provoker wrote above:
Having at least some expertise in "crazy like a fox", :) :) and doing at least some observation of Joy's posts, (both in here and at TT) I would conclude that Joy is definitely NOT anything like a fox. Crazy-tard yes, crazy-fox no. (snarky voice) Nuclear mafia, indeed. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/07/21 08:59:24, Link 70.227.228.6 |
| Author: jeffox |
I concur, Louis. Ignorance is strength to the people like FTK. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/07/22 06:30:18, Link 70.227.228.185 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Happy birthday to you May your grass always be blue. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/22 06:55:07, Link 70.227.228.185 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
FTK makes yet another argument from ignorance:
Sound familiar? :) :) :)  |
| Date: 2008/07/22 07:07:45, Link 70.227.228.185 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Quidam wrote above:
Ha ha ha this is Davetard looking for that divine intelligent wind:  |
| Date: 2008/07/22 14:08:14, Link 70.227.227.234 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
CarlsonJOK wrote:
It's that darn holy hand grenade of Antioch! :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/22 14:52:08, Link 70.227.227.234 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin] FTK wrote:
That's pretty dangerous talk for you, FTK! :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/23 07:33:31, Link 70.227.227.194 |
| Author: jeffox |
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First the phone book, and now I made the bathroom wall!! I MADE THE BATHROOM WALL!! I MADE THE BATHROOM WALL!! WOOO HOOO!!! (dances about like the Vikings won the Superbowl) (well, not quite) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/23 07:40:59, Link 70.227.227.194 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin] LCD wrote:
I don't know about you LCD, but I have to eat food every day. Words don't cut it when it comes to mealtime. How long has it been since YOU'VE been without? Puhlease. We're not being confusing. You're deluded. |
| Date: 2008/07/23 07:48:20, Link 70.227.227.194 |
| Author: jeffox |
Ya ya, you mean THIS kind of posturing: |
| Date: 2008/07/23 07:56:20, Link 70.227.227.194 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
FYI, "crazy ol' Eddie" lived about 2 1/2 hours east of where I am right now. To this day, dropping his name within earshot of many Wisconsinites (/cheeseheads) will result a major conversational black hole. Just so's ya know. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/23 08:23:50, Link 70.227.227.239 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Louis wrote:
Well, except for milking the cows, he did do most of his work at night. . . . .
The old dear always did want to see him in the movies. ;) |
| Date: 2008/07/23 09:02:01, Link 70.227.227.239 |
| Author: jeffox |
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[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin] Come on, LCD!! Lead us all by example, and just live on the Word, as you wrote above! No food, nothing to drink - you just needed the Word!! OR DID YOU LIE ABOUT THAT, TOO? I'll give you 12 hours, at best. |
| Date: 2008/07/23 09:14:08, Link 70.227.227.239 |
| Author: jeffox |
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LCD, there is a HUGE difference between KNOWING something and BELIEVING something. You can believe all you want that 2 plus 2 equals 5. The rest of us know that 2 plus 2 equals 4. Always and ever. Belief can't compare. I don't have to believe anything scientific. I can observe it for myself. What's more it works that way EACH AND EVERY TIME. No magic. No BS. My attitude and previous state of mind DON'T MATTER. And I'm more than willing to admit that, yes, I do have to eat and drink to stay alive. I KNOW that I NEED more than THE WORD to survive. Now, I'm not here to tell you, or anybody else for that matter, what to or what not to believe. I'm just explaining that I DON'T. I have reality, and that works just fine for me. If you can't handle that, then don't wonder why I bandy the word TARD around when you're in here. |
| Date: 2008/07/23 09:25:27, Link 70.227.227.239 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
Quite, from what I understand. There are some good bios on the intertubes, eh. Oh, and I would conclude that you have quite excellent hearing - what with Wisconsin and Britain being ohhhh, a few miles away from each other. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/25 08:52:07, Link 70.227.228.117 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Olegt wrote:
Speaking of cheap tuxedos, maybe THIS is what GEM of tardischokus looks like:  Yep, that's him on the left. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/25 09:06:04, Link 70.227.228.117 |
| Author: jeffox |
I think FTK expects transitional fossils to be like this one: HOO HAA from a Viking fan. :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/25 09:27:41, Link 70.227.228.117 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Tools or fools? :) Oh, wait. . . . Ya ya, I got a good laugh out of that, too. |
| Date: 2008/07/25 10:36:32, Link 70.227.228.203 |
| Author: jeffox |
Ya ya, Quidam. And if one considers the quality of Dennis' work with either, one gets this image: |
| Date: 2008/07/25 16:05:16, Link 70.227.227.196 |
| Author: jeffox |
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(Pretends to be FTK) Cowherd!!!!  (No longer FTK now, doncha know) Edited to prove the previous statement. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/26 10:20:10, Link 70.227.227.170 |
| Author: jeffox |
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You and I seem to be in similar boats, Lou! I start my second semester at UWEC in about another month. I'm already registered for 12 credits. One difference is that I can only rent textbooks here. Overall it's far less expensive, but you can't keep rentals. Anyways, keep us posted on your progress; and good luck to ya! |
| Date: 2008/07/26 18:04:05, Link 70.227.228.174 |
| Author: jeffox |
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England? Let's go for Scotland. . . . .Doune Castle anyone? (Naughty, naughty Zoot!!!) :) :) :) OK, my 2c. Oh, btw, I've already been there. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/26 18:09:06, Link 70.227.228.174 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Happy birthday to ya!! Which do you want more for a present, hand tools or fire? |
| Date: 2008/07/28 15:28:44, Link 70.227.227.188 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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| Date: 2008/07/28 15:48:48, Link 70.227.227.188 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
CarlsonJOK wrote:
Ummm, actually I had to come up with a gorilla picture, fast. A little too fast, maybe. :) "Lady Di, you heathen!!!" :) |
| Date: 2008/07/28 16:21:20, Link 70.227.227.188 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Err, ummm, I would if I could. . . Not that I disagree with you, CarlsonJOK, on the gorilla thing above; but I never thought that I'd have to edit something. You see, all those posts where I mimicked e1 about editing were, in my case, pure fibs. I can't edit. I should though, as I realize that you are right. I've nothing against any royals, the Kansas City type or otherwise. Anybody care to help here? Not that I'm asking for any edit privileges, but maybe someone can do that for me, just leaving the photo in the "Camilla" post? Thanks, eh! |
| Date: 2008/07/28 16:23:39, Link 70.227.227.188 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Erasmus wrote:
They got the munchkins!! :) |
| Date: 2008/07/28 16:43:11, Link 70.227.227.188 |
| Author: jeffox |
Say, Arden, isn't that a picture of these guys when they got older? :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/07/28 16:46:59, Link 70.227.227.188 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Say, this may be the goofiest idea anybody in here has come up with yet; but, if the "powers that be" were to give me edit functions, it'd kinda be fun to make a big deal about it, you know, just to spite FTK or something. Call it an edit-hallowing or haloing or something. Or not. I'm up for either. :) |
| Date: 2008/07/29 17:02:59, Link 70.227.227.38 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Roy Acuff? His biggest tune mentions Minnesota, ya know!! :) |
| Date: 2008/07/31 18:48:07, Link 70.227.227.22 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Wouldn't that be Maxwell's SILVER Ray-Bans? :) |
| Date: 2008/08/01 22:12:33, Link 70.227.228.77 |
| Author: jeffox |
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One of the advantages of being a former medical secretary who once worked at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN was that I got to see the resident (no pun intended) perigrine falcons hunt and eat the local pigeonry. :) It was an easy task, as long as one worked at the 10th story or higher. Occasionally they'd land on one of the window ledges with a freshly killed pigeon and proceed to (quite literally) tear it apart eating it. The feathers literally flew, and it usually took about 30 seconds to 1 minute for the hawk to eat a full-grown bird. If you were anywhere downtown, you could tell that the perigrines were hunting by observing the way the flock of pigeons flew. |
| Date: 2008/08/05 00:01:36, Link 70.227.228.174 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Rasmus 'rote:
Actually, I think it's Seguin, a city about an hour south of Austin. My 2c. :) |
| Date: 2008/08/05 21:36:59, Link 70.227.227.105 |
| Author: jeffox |
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NI!!! :) |
| Date: 2008/08/07 15:38:36, Link 70.227.227.218 |
| Author: jeffox |
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NI!!! :) |
| Date: 2008/08/08 16:09:33, Link 70.227.228.225 |
| Author: jeffox |
Brits? Brits are good-looking guys, imo: Well, at least they have Canadians beat all to heck:  :) :) :) :) NI!!! :) |
| Date: 2008/08/08 16:13:58, Link 70.227.228.225 |
| Author: jeffox |
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'68 Dodge Charger 383 MOPAR rules!! 'Course, that was back when gas was 25/9. Ahhh, the good ol' days. |
| Date: 2008/08/08 16:37:53, Link 70.227.228.225 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
CarlsonJOK wrote:
One word: WHOA!!! :) :) :) :) (Besides, I think he's got better-looking legs than she does. And, unlike SOME OF US IN HERE, I am not one of those, you know, hint hint hint, wink wink nod nod, types of guys that takes a wide stance [if you know what I mean] when in a public place kinda guys AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE [not that there's anything wrong with that]. Anyway my 2c.) :) |
| Date: 2008/08/08 17:02:01, Link 70.227.227.79 |
| Author: jeffox |
Currently, I've been driving one of these: Eats the diesel, though. Technically, it's the world's first snowmobile. :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/08/08 22:51:36, Link 70.227.227.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
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OK, OK, I'm gonna try this. This is a car thread, so I think it'll be all right. We'll see. Anyway, let me know what you think. I have a blog. I don't like to whore it out, but if one does a Google search for "Da fox hole" one never knows what one can find. :) All of you in here would be welcome to visit. This is from my blog. I build scale kits as a hobby. This is a photo of a 1/6 scale 426 hemi engine that I built. Looks wicked, I think. Anyways, here:  |
| Date: 2008/08/08 22:54:42, Link 70.227.227.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
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OK, that didn't work. At least not for me. All I get is a big X. Does it work for anybody else? Any help here? I figured this image would be a little large, but, evidently, it just doesn't want to go. Oh well, I tried. :) |
| Date: 2008/08/08 23:03:36, Link 70.227.227.227 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Utidjian wrote above:
OK, truth be told I just swiped that photo of the interwebs. :) Right now, the closest I can get to a T-34 is one owned by some guy in Cambridge, Minnesota; who, for $200 per person, will give you a ride in the dang thing! I saw several of the T-34's variants while on my trip to Britain in May of 2003; including the SU-100 at Duxford and a very nice T-34/85 at Bovington. I didn't get to the IWM in London. I understand the guns are off of the U.S.S. Texas. I did get to see H.M.S. Belfast up at Thames Pool. Very nice, imo. |
| Date: 2008/08/08 23:09:23, Link 70.227.227.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
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OK, we'll try it this way. Here is a link to my blog-entry on the 426 hemi. The photos are in the blog. If you try to go to my blog, let me know if you were successful and what you think. Thanks ahead of time. Sorry for the confusion and/or distraction. Anyways: Jeffox's blog - Godzilla |
| Date: 2008/08/09 02:31:26, Link 70.227.227.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Happy birthday to you, Jim! And many more! |
| Date: 2008/08/09 14:16:48, Link 70.227.228.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
My dream vehicle is U.S.-made. I wonder if you Brits have anything to compare? :) Anyways: Lessee, a coupla extra gas tanks, livewell, two Minnkotas, (one fore, one aft) heavy-duty anchor, rod-holders, recess for keg, and built-in cooler and I'd be all set to catch some really big northerns!! or walleyes. QUAAAAAACCCCKKKK!! :) |
| Date: 2008/08/09 14:37:27, Link 70.227.228.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Louis, you are, of course, right again. After rethinking my position on Camilla the gori, er, Dutchess :) I now have the following opinion. I don't care what they look like as long as the Rolls has plenty of booze in the trunk and gas in the tank. :) My two pounds and eleven. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/08/09 14:44:54, Link 70.227.228.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
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No offense, anybody, but it seems like it's a pretty rare troll that doesn't name-call or exhibit unwarranted anger. Maybe Ed didn't come in here with the most open of minds, but I think troll is rather too harsh of a label. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/08/09 14:51:10, Link 70.227.228.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
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There is a very old adage that goes: Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily (Mostly bandied about by the MOPAR guys.) |
| Date: 2008/08/09 22:08:20, Link 70.227.227.254 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya I hear ya there! Not to mention the 20 mm cannon for those really, really big ones!! :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/08/12 00:26:43, Link 70.227.227.190 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
I understand he took the gold in Beijing in the "cadaver diving" event. :) |
| Date: 2008/08/12 02:47:37, Link 70.227.227.190 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Some Texas twat did spew:
Disgrace to the Corps is an understatement. Truth is a very interesting thing to go searching for, Ed. Sometimes learning the truth is unpleasant. Please don't let that stop you from trying. We know that you're not a sockpuppet. I think that you learned something about both us here at ATBC and over at UD. 'Nuff writ & my 2c. |
| Date: 2008/08/12 09:01:51, Link 70.227.228.68 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Maya did write above:
Gadzooks you're mean! (Nice slam, btw.)  |
| Date: 2008/08/13 03:35:55, Link 70.227.227.4 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, Louis; not to mention her tendency to act like an infomaniac for anybody with a tard-on. |
| Date: 2008/08/14 00:54:25, Link 70.227.228.20 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Goodness, these eclipse-design people have been looking at the tard side of the moon! |
| Date: 2008/08/15 01:41:37, Link 70.227.228.195 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Bob O'H wrote above:
More like progression towards the tard, imo. |
| Date: 2008/08/15 18:37:48, Link 70.227.228.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
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J-Dog, I know you asked this of the natives, but I travelled to Britain in May, 2003, and got all over the place. I stayed in Edinbourgh for two nights, and briefly visited Swansea (the train pulled into then out of the station twice). My perspective is that of a life-long U.S. resident who went as a traveller, not as a tourist - a bit different than the ones you asked for. Scotland and south Wales were both very scenic. The trains are excellent in both countries. The people were very nice in both countries. Edinbourgh was the busiest city that I visited on the trip. People everywhere (especially "downtown" or in the castle/train station areas) going about their business. Lots of traffic. Lots to do and see, also. South Wales (I stayed in Cardiff for two nights) was much more "sleepy"/laid back. Both places have a plethora of castles to visit, all within a short day-trip via any means of transportation (including walking/biking). I had lots of fun! A couple of things that I found the most different "over there": 1. The traffic is funny because the roads are very narrow and they drive on the wron, er, left side of the road. There are no parking signs so people park everywhere. I was surprised. 2. The main currency (the pound) is a coin, not a note. Your daughter shouldn't be surprised if she pays for something with a 5 pound note and gets all-coin change. Sure threw me the first time, though. In a pub, no less. 3. Cops are nice people over there. I found that they're not only approachable, but that they make some of the best sources of local information. 4. TV is awful, except for sports and movies. I saw an uncut version of Outlaw Josie Wales on their BBC movie channel when I was in Cambridge. I watched a lot of (and fell in love with) their football. Anyways, to make a long post shorter, I had a great time. She should too, whichever college she chooses. If she likes rugby, I think she'd like Edinbourgh best. I rode on a train from there to North Berwick seated near a group of beer-drinking rugby fans/players going to a game. Nice! Best of luck to her. Anyway, J-Dog, my 14c. |
| Date: 2008/08/16 01:07:32, Link 70.227.227.118 |
| Author: jeffox |
I wanted to go, Pete, but the passenger ferry to Dun Loigaire (sp.) was being redone. I would have had to pay car ferry price for a passenger ride.  Next time. Maybe 4 nights in Dublin, 2 in Waterford, 2 in Limerick/Cork, and 3 in Belfast. Definitely Antrim coast. I do have to do some research on a good hangover medicine before I go. |
| Date: 2008/08/16 01:18:30, Link 70.227.227.118 |
| Author: jeffox |
This is a photo of Dennis O'Leary's inner fuzzy & warm self: Good ol' Granny Porcupine! |
| Date: 2008/08/16 19:51:46, Link 70.227.228.239 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
J-Dog did write above:
Well, ya know, 19 stone = Whole lotta Rosie! (I just couldn't resist that one.) |
| Date: 2008/08/17 02:02:49, Link 70.227.227.208 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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TP, you wrote above:
TP, I was in "Rickover's Navy". I was a qualified nuclear electrician on a 688 class submarine.
While I never met Admiral Rickover, I heard an awful lot about him from many people who did meet him. Some from people who knew him well. I never heard them speak that way about him.
Ummm, he wasn't exactly alone in doing that. While I'll agree that he certainly was a key player, he didn't exactly act in a vacuum, either. Most people were already aware of the tactical possibilities of submarines anyway - nuclear power only made them far more so. Surface craft are nothing but targets anyway.
A stretch, at best. The stuff that I saw was pretty well-designed, science-wise. Even the very early stuff was well within the scientific paradigm.
Good engineering projects are like that. Duh.
I saw plenty of naysaying. If anybody were to order me to put the plant into an unsafe condition, I could, and was literally supposed to, tell them NO, SIR! As long as I was right I was OK. It was a unique system, but it did work well. This may not be quite what you mean by this, but then your point is rather moot.
Admirals can do that, believe it or not. It's a tradition that goes waaaaaay back.
I totally disagree. Naval nuclear power and civilian nuclear power are two very different things. Joy has also written about a "nuclear mafia" that I strongly think does not exist. I've seen no evidence for it, anyway (and I should have, if it DID actually exist).
I never heard that term the entire time I was involved with my submarine. Or in my (somewhat extensive) nuclear training prior to my actual service. To the best of my knowledge, this term was applied to some CIA-based secret aircraft somesuch. Blackbird or something like that. Real expensive stuff. Good for what, I dunno.
Very, very rare times, I think. Myself, I can't think of a single historical example that works, successfully, for the above statement. I can think of many that make it untrue.
While I'm not a big fan of "red tape", I recognize that it's usually there for a reason. Usually several good ones. Intentionally taking the risk of doing something wrong is what I call TARD. I think most adult humans would agree there.
So you're saying tard attracts tard to do tard to and/or for the tard. How tard!
Now, here we can agree. I wouldn't call tard boldness, however. No, I call tard tard; and I think that all tard is bad. It's certainly not science or scientific.
Interesting philosophical opinions. I don't think that they apply to your above assertions, however.
I disagree that Joy's view has merit. Nuclear mafia, indeed! I do keep my viewpoint open enough to allow a change, should Joy actually begin making scientific sense and tone down the rhetoric. I also don't think that your point(s) above are meritless, I just disagree (based on pretty close personal experience) with your assessments of Rickover, the U.S. Navy, and Joy. |
| Date: 2008/08/17 02:23:23, Link 70.227.227.208 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Why in the world would a DNA sample of bigfoot end up in Minnesota? Couldn't they find a closer lab? I also seriously doubt that any lab in Minnesota would be under armed guard. Silly stuff. My chief on the submarine was bigfoot. Well, he had one, anyway. Don't ask me how I know that. |
| Date: 2008/08/17 13:38:28, Link 70.227.228.151 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Twas writ above:
Thank you for the information/clarification, Nerull. AND NOW BREAKING NEWS!!! SUPER-SECRET VIEW INSIDE THE SKUNK WORKS - NEWS AT 11:00!!!  Skunk Works Executive Director/President/Spokesperson/Lawyer, Mr. W. Easel, (pictured below) had this to say:  "I DON' KNOW NUTTIN' 'BOUT 'NUTTIN. GOT DAT? WRITE DAT DOWN, RIGHT NOW! NOW GO 'WAY, HEAR?" |
| Date: 2008/08/17 23:17:08, Link 70.227.227.104 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Hello again, TP. I've read your previous posts and (although I may not be speaking for the rest of the residents here at ATBC) I will have to compliment you on your level of discourse here, so far. Many (including your associate Joy) from TT and UD and some of the other ID-related blogs come in here to troll, call names, and just generally cause trouble. Evidently, you are at least above that, and I (for one) appreciate that. I understand that you worked on the Mk 48 torpedo. Yes, we had them onboard our "boat". We had other weapons, also, but (obviously) I can't go into detail about them. Thank you for your work - we never had any problems with them, nor have I ever heard of any flaws. Hot runs are not fun, just ask the guys on the Kursk. And I, personally, think that Cleveland rocks. :) I do agree with you, principally, regarding the need for science (or, for that matter, any modern field of study) to have a "kick in the pants" type of reformation or revolution (for lack of better terms) every so often. However, I think that those things are endemic within the system(s) involved. Accordingly, I feel that even science already has many of the "Rickover" types of personalities within it. Basically, I think that that type of attitude is already there, for good or for ill. Perhaps we may not agree to what extent that is present, but, imo, the present system (with it's present personality types) seems to work fine for science (and other fields) as it is. However, I do not, in any way, feel that ID (in its current form, anyway) fits the mold of "revolutionary new science". The reason why is that, as far as I can perceive, there is (as yet) no science involved with ID. From what I've been reading, it seems that you at least agree with that in principle; and that you are attempting to move ID in the direction of science. A noble intention, and I wish you good luck with that. Whether or not you'll be successful, only time will tell. Going back to another previous point, I would also like to add that the U.S.S. Nautilus wasn't built without a prototype reactor showing nuclear power's feasibility, first. Do a quick Google search for "S1W" - I found the Wiki article to be accurate. And I ought to know, because I qualified there as part of my nuclear training. ("Run 'er till she blows." was our favorite catch-phrase regarding the plant, while I was there. :) I think the point could be made that the U.S.'s nuclear capability between the bombing attacks on Japan and the launching of the Nautilus wasn't exactly nonexistant or small. I also have some very interesting stories about Adm. Rickover. He was legendary; and, for now, I'll leave that at that. :) Once again, I will write that I appreciate your level of discourse here, TP. Unlike Joy, you appear to have left a lot of the TT baggage behind you when you come in here. Also, unlike Joy, you don't readily appear trollish. Joy is a pretentious tard, imo. Tell her I wrote so. Nuclear mafia, indeed! |
| Date: 2008/08/17 23:29:26, Link 70.227.227.104 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Remember what the doormouse said Feed your head Feed your head. . . . - G. Slick |
| Date: 2008/08/17 23:31:51, Link 70.227.227.104 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Twas writ above:
Actually, 'Ras, I think it's more like Planet Caravan (off the Paranoid album). 'Cept Planet Caravan's better. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/08/18 22:28:50, Link 70.227.228.148 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Wait, Gardens of Eden was Iron Butterfly. Er, umm, wait, something like that. . . . . :) :) :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/08/18 23:06:47, Link 70.227.228.148 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Here's wishing the very best of luck to you, Lou! I start my classes in another 3 weeks, so I'll be seeing things the same as you soon. As I actually started going back to school last semester, I feel that Deadman has some pretty sage advice. So do the others in here. We should be able to compare notes in a month or so. Again, best of luck to you! |
| Date: 2008/08/19 01:37:08, Link 70.227.228.189 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I hadn't heard of it, either. Not a battleship, anyway. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/08/19 01:38:30, Link 70.227.228.189 |
| Author: jeffox |
| That makes sense, KeithS. Thank you! |
| Date: 2008/08/19 01:43:58, Link 70.227.228.189 |
| Author: jeffox |
I once proved that I didn't exist. But I didn't believe me.  |
| Date: 2008/08/21 21:07:48, Link 70.227.228.176 |
| Author: jeffox |
Prayer is the equivalent of the sound of one hand masturbating.  |
| Date: 2008/08/22 00:23:41, Link 70.227.227.60 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Henry J did write:
Oh, ya ya, and his dad had a real job. |
| Date: 2008/08/24 02:54:27, Link 70.227.227.133 |
| Author: jeffox |
Testing 1, 2, 3. . . .We'll see if THIS works, now.  This photo was taken back in about mid-May. There is a place in town that is part of the older, higher riverbank - now an isolated "mound". That's where I ran into these "road rabbits". Enjoy! |
| Date: 2008/08/24 03:01:19, Link 70.227.227.133 |
| Author: jeffox |
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IT'S ALIVE!!! :) :) :P Ok, let's do a few more! This is a nice smallie caught in the dam-pool in the Chippewa River as it passes through town, about 6 blocks from my apartment:  And a pair of mallards in front of the public library downtown, photo from (about) early May this year:  |
| Date: 2008/08/24 21:18:18, Link 70.227.227.193 |
| Author: jeffox |
I always liked watching this guy when I was a youngster, back in the late '60s/early '70s. I figure that you're a lot like him!  Most happy day to you, and many, many more! P.S. Keep Davetard shaking in his shoes, eh! |
| Date: 2008/08/24 21:50:12, Link 70.227.227.193 |
| Author: jeffox |
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So, it's Sunday today, and I'm up at the Amber Inn for breakfast and to watch the Brewers play an afternoon game vs. Pittsburg. In wanders a 60-70 year old lady, just out of church, and she says that Obama walked in with her group at the church today. Prolly as close as I'll ever be to a future president! |
| Date: 2008/08/24 23:05:15, Link 70.227.227.193 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Vicious, but not as effective. The people know why gas is $4.00/gallon, and will vote accordingly. Nice to hear about St. Aug. I lived in Orlando in 1980 (went to nuclear power school when I was in the Navy) and got around a bit. Florida is nice, especially in the wintertime, for this Minnesotan (well, currently in exile in cheeseheadland). |
| Date: 2008/08/24 23:08:30, Link 70.227.227.193 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I hear that Anheiser Bush (sp.) is making a new beer from fermented potatos. Tentative trade-name: "Spudweiser". |
| Date: 2008/08/27 12:36:15, Link 70.227.228.146 |
| Author: jeffox |
Now, now, you guys. Quit picking on poor old Louis, eh! After all, both he and I are big Pompey fans! :) |
| Date: 2008/09/07 20:43:15, Link 70.227.228.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
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A couple of minor points to bring up: 1) This election will hinge on $4.00/gallon gasoline. The people know which party is responsible for that and will vote accordingly. 2) Shrub, et. al., have, for the last 8 years, been driving the (majority) moderates out of the Republican party. They're NOT voting for Bush II. Hence the idiotic "maverick" label of the right-wing press, a feeble attempt to bring them back. 3) This election was decided over 3 years ago. Any non-Republican in a landslide. My 45c. |
| Date: 2008/09/07 21:14:13, Link 70.227.228.53 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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Hiya Lou! I just got done with my first week back at school. As a geology major, my main course is Minerology/Petrology; but I'm also taking Pre-Calc and an intro to Archeology class. You wrote above:
I took my first quiz on Thurs. and think that I did well - but I haven't seen the result yet. We're currently on line equations and quadratic formula derivation. Neh. . . :) My Archeology instructor is very animated, likes to quote James Brown, and is a joke-a-minute kind of guy. I don't anticipate any problems there. Min-Pet is going to be a lot of work, but should be rewarding as a major "core" course for me. Plus we have all kinds of field trips (two weekenders, one going as far as the Black Hills in SD) and I get a really cool hammer!! I had Chem last semester, and (maybe) in the above, the bond is actually a C-C bond, with the H bonding to one or the other? Anyway, I got a B+ in that course, but did a lot of work and kinda forgot a lot already. :P Best of luck to all of the school returnees! Have fun and learn lots. |
| Date: 2008/09/07 22:01:27, Link 70.227.228.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
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For you guys who remember what Elvis looked like WHEN HE WAS ALIVE! Happy day to you both! (Sorry that this is so late, I've been busy this week - basically my summer ended.) |
| Date: 2008/09/07 22:06:38, Link 70.227.228.53 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Another year older, another year smarter and better looking! I can tell, you know. 
Meow, says da fox! Many, many more to you, Khan! (sorry for the lateness) |
| Date: 2008/09/08 23:19:19, Link 70.227.227.248 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Henry J wrote above:
No, not really. He does talk a lot about drinking "40's" out of brown paper bags. Really, he's quite the cat, and a real quick wit, too boot. One student made a kinda goofy comment about how cattle, on average, orient themselves with their heads to the north. The instructor's immediate reply was that that was because they're fed cow magnets. Being that I've spent a lot of my life in and around farming communities, I actually knew what a cow magnet was. I almost hit the floor laughing. Sharp, that one. Note to city-folks: A cow magnet is a small, rounded-edged cylinder of steel that is magnetized and fed to cattle to make all the iron-based garbage they eat collect in their stomachs and not go into their intestines where that shit can really cause problems. They're about 2 inches long and about 1/4 inch in diameter. The metals that cows eat include parts of old barbed-wire fences, nails, old building materials, etc. A lot of farmers in the olden days just threw garbage out into their fields to get rid of it. More than anybody really wanted to know, but there it is. Moo, y'all. |
| Date: 2008/09/10 00:54:07, Link 70.227.228.155 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Voting isn't so bad. I've come to the realization that, as a borderline anarchist, my other option is to vote with my 20 gauge. Since I also recognize Machaevalianism (sp.) for what it is, I'll stick to voting the normal way, for now. I hope that doesn't boggle too many people's minds. I AM tougher than I look, really. |
| Date: 2008/09/10 22:20:50, Link 70.227.227.117 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I hope they find just exactly where Mr. Higgs Boson is hiding, too. And then throw his ass in jail, where he belongs. |
| Date: 2008/09/10 22:40:31, Link 70.227.227.117 |
| Author: jeffox |
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A furly odd occurance today. I went to my new job (making sandwiches at the campus cafeteria) a few hours earlier today to take in my first Geology Club meeting and do some power schmoozing. After the Club's meeting, there was about an hour before I had to go to work. So, there I was, hanging out on the commons when I noticed a fairly large group of students clustered around someone speaking. Sort of. I got closer and ended up actually participating. It was this cat. Straw men, evidentiary double standards, misidentification, historical revisionism, you name it, he spewed it. If a question was too difficult, he danced around it. Thin-skinned and nervous as he spoke, he denounced everything he felt wasn't up to his biblical standard(s). I lit into him on a number of issues, and I wasn't alone. He had little support, mostly people asking him to clarify his point(s). He's a poor dancer, and came off as a total tard. He even said that Dawkins made himself look bad in Expelled. I about died with laughter at that one. I will say that I developed a great deal of respect for the students at UWEC. They treated him with respect, for the most part, and yet engaged him on his inconsistencies and political obtuseness. I guess school isn't just about book-learning. It was an interesting day today. Otherwise, like you wrote, Lou; my days are beginning to blend together also. Second quiz tomorrow in Precalc. I hope that all the other current students are having a good time and learning a lot, too! |
| Date: 2008/09/10 22:57:31, Link 70.227.227.117 |
| Author: jeffox |
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We got a thousand points of light for the homeless man We got a kinder, gentler machine gun hand. . . - N. Young |
| Date: 2008/09/11 10:59:29, Link 70.227.228.99 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Well, ya know, the first Adam smasher was made from apple wine. |
| Date: 2008/09/11 23:36:20, Link 70.227.228.73 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Oh, ya ya, da fish get bigger in heavy water, butcha can't eat 'em. |
| Date: 2008/09/11 23:52:14, Link 70.227.228.73 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Huwp wrote previously:
No offense, but I liked the "dark ages" part(s) of Wales, when I visited in May 2003. But, then again, I'm a castle nut. FYI I visited Caerphilly, Hav'fordwest, Kidwelly, Caernarvon, Beaumarais, Conway, and Flint. I'll see more next time I can get over the pond. Creoso Cyrmu! |
| Date: 2008/09/12 17:31:23, Link 70.227.228.61 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Wes wrote above:
Woo hoo! Maybe the one I watched get loaded onto our boat! Okay, ok, ok, that was decades ago. Still, the one we got sure worked well. As well as it was supposed to, anyway. |
| Date: 2008/09/24 12:52:19, Link 70.227.227.139 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote (in somewhat obvious frustration):
Tell ya what, Louis, try this (because it's easier). Here, squeeze the juice out of this, barehanded:  :) BTW, FTK, I've got 12:47 p.m. here. |
| Date: 2008/09/24 22:25:53, Link 70.227.227.7 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Anybody got any peanuts? FTK, I've got 10:20 p.m. here. |
| Date: 2008/10/25 16:08:59, Link 70.227.227.52 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Oh Danny Boy. . .
I suppose, Daniel, as long as one knew if Behe actually read the paper cited or not. Eh? |
| Date: 2008/10/25 20:24:02, Link 70.227.227.249 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis writted above:
Woo hoo!! Go Pompey!!! |
| Date: 2008/10/25 20:35:14, Link 70.227.227.249 |
| Author: jeffox |
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[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Lou FCD] (Lou, I don't care if you move this - I have a little bit too much time on my hands right now and just can't resist this one) HEY GANG, I FIGURED OUT WHAT MR. FTK LOOKS LIKE:  |
| Date: 2008/10/26 00:18:41, Link 70.227.227.249 |
| Author: jeffox |
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NP |
| Date: 2008/10/28 19:54:08, Link 70.227.228.137 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Oh happy day to you! And may you enjoy many more. Than 34. (I knew I could sneak a cheap rhyme in there somehow.) |
| Date: 2008/10/29 14:28:19, Link 70.227.228.57 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Along those lines, the usually dour Star-Trib entertained me today. On the Op-Ed pages was a column by none other than Garrison Keillor. He called the McCain/Palin ticket, "The Grumpy Old Man of the Desert and Whoopie the Ice Queen." And here I always hated the Prarie Home Companion. Silly me. |
| Date: 2008/10/29 21:40:56, Link 70.227.227.73 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Dogdidit wrote above:
When I was in boot camp, we were required to view the on-ship videos of this event for our "this is what happens if things really fuck up" training. 'Twas something one never forgets. Especially since it showed at least 2 500 pound bombs going off, killing both the first and second teams of firefighters topside. Ick, ick, ick. The carrier got the nickname "Forest fire" very quickly. Not that I think that that's funny. Carriers were not the kind of ship I wanted to serve on, anyway. There were all kinds of stories about guys getting blown off of the flight deck (they're like 7 stories high, ya know) and sucked into jet intakes (you don't come out in very big pieces). Not my idea of a picnic. Plus they're mighty big TARGETS. No, I took the safe route. Submarines. ;) |
| Date: 2008/10/30 11:00:29, Link 70.227.228.130 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Carlsonjok wrote:
Umm, we had pickles on the submarine. |
| Date: 2008/11/02 17:52:55, Link 70.227.228.102 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
Not hard to do, once you unbundle them. |
| Date: 2008/11/02 18:00:40, Link 70.227.228.102 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
bystander spoke for all of us above:
Ya ya, how about a cheesy-poof avatar? |
| Date: 2008/11/03 18:41:41, Link 70.227.227.145 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Comin' to ya on a dusty road good lovin' I got a truck-load so when ya get it ya got somethin' so don' worry 'cuz I'm comin' Now, THAT'S soul. Man. |
| Date: 2008/11/05 12:50:19, Link 70.227.228.61 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Maybe Davetard woke up from a very bad dream where cute, funny, harmless, and beneficial clowns/eskimo women were tormenting and chasing him around his houseboat. Maybe, like TARDavison, he's gonna move out of the country because Obama won the election. Maybe Davetard actually learned how to use his autodingdong. Whatever that is. Maybe not. But, then again, I've never been good at predicting the movements of the tarded ones; I just like to read about it later. |
| Date: 2008/11/07 17:45:49, Link 70.227.228.215 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, wtg Amadan. ROFL bigtime. |
| Date: 2008/11/07 17:55:05, Link 70.227.228.215 |
| Author: jeffox |
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FTKish and stuck in a loop. The rest is just constantly moving goalposts and constant insistent ignorance. Daniel = troll. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/11/10 23:12:21, Link 70.227.227.211 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Ras wrote:
What, you too? |
| Date: 2008/11/11 11:41:43, Link 70.227.228.239 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ewwww. . . you guys are so grossular!!! - G. Ology |
| Date: 2008/11/11 18:16:44, Link 70.227.228.16 |
| Author: jeffox |
Speak of which. . . . |
| Date: 2008/11/12 18:48:00, Link 70.227.227.50 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Whaaaa. . . . I mailed you a whole pot of lutefisk just last week! Cats musta ate it. Happy day (belated) to ya! And many more, eh! |
| Date: 2008/11/15 18:13:40, Link 70.227.228.216 |
| Author: jeffox |
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[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - stevestory] Sorry to interrupt you, 'Ras; but. . . ONE HUNDRED PAGES AND COUNTING (part two)!!! WTG E1!!! You may now recommence your interrupted activities, which may or may not have included dancing with K.E. and/or singing something neither brown nor smelly. Sorry for the intrusion. Kinda. |
| Date: 2008/11/15 18:40:04, Link 70.227.228.216 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I'm neither bro^wn nor sm^elly. :) :) :) |
| Date: 2008/11/21 23:12:30, Link 70.227.228.201 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, I'm boilin' up da birt'day lutefisk for, what, tree? Ya ya, I got enuff fer tree, ya. Usually I got leftover, too, ya. Dunno whyzat. :) :) :P Happy birthday from the displaced Minnesotan. And many, many more to you all. |
| Date: 2008/11/22 19:25:38, Link 70.227.228.155 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Happiest of days (and nights) plus many more to ya!! I'd send you a pony for your BD but I guess you already got one. :P |
| Date: 2008/12/01 19:14:11, Link 70.227.228.88 |
| Author: jeffox |
Bwahahahaha Doc Bill with a good 'un! |
| Date: 2008/12/03 13:01:29, Link 70.227.228.215 |
| Author: jeffox |
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(Checks to make sure this is the BW) Daniel Smith's God = TARD |
| Date: 2008/12/03 13:20:23, Link 70.227.228.215 |
| Author: jeffox |
No offense, but I think that that photo is an alternative view of this one. (Make bigger to see fer sure, eh!) :) *OR* Dynamite = Design. :) :P |
| Date: 2008/12/03 13:40:54, Link 70.227.228.215 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Blow-up dolls? We had 'em on the submarine. Don't know why, though. Something to do with lifesaving. Maybe. |
| Date: 2008/12/04 22:11:38, Link 70.227.228.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Canada has a government!!??!? When did that start, eh? |
| Date: 2008/12/04 22:13:46, Link 70.227.228.227 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I think Daniel Smith feels sorry for us because of the plainness of the noses on our faces. Myself, I have a regular snout. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/12/11 17:45:23, Link 70.227.227.173 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
dvunkanon wrote above:
Actually, it's been contaminated by an even more powerful force than prayer: TARD. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/12/20 14:21:15, Link 70.227.227.69 |
| Author: jeffox |
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It's too soon to know my scores, (or my overall grades) but I finished all my finals yesterday. I feel that I didn't do too good on my Precalc or my Intro to Archeology finals, but I think I did pretty well on Min/Pet. Right now, I expect C/B+/B respectively. We'll see. I am set up completely for next semester, and that will begin in one month. I trust that you were all A's/4.0, right Lou? Or, maybe like me, that you feel that you learned a lot & had fun. Best of luck to you next semester, too! |
| Date: 2008/12/21 13:13:53, Link 70.227.228.61 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Too bad those "magical powers" of hers can't keep those nasty nuclear mafiosos away. You can't take anything she writes seriously. The only thing magical about Joy is her incredible level of TARD. |
| Date: 2008/12/21 13:25:05, Link 70.227.228.61 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
Nice grades! And also congrats, and wishing you best of luck on your upcoming semesters. BTW, I was also surprised at UWEC taking most of my credits from UMM* from back in the latter 1980s. Accredation means something, I guess. They save me about a year-and-a-half of work. Like you, I didn't think that they'd apply, so it's nice that they did!*Believe it or not, TARDavison is actually correct when he's written that UMM was an old cattle school. Of course, that was about 100 years ago. But don't spoil the old fart's fun, eh? I, myself, got laughs from my classmates when I called it, "little school on the prairie." I was there for a pre-engineering degree, in anticipation of getting into the IT at the main "U" in the 'cities, planning on a EE. |
| Date: 2008/12/21 13:42:42, Link 70.227.228.61 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Silverspoon wrote:
Ya ya, the funny thing is that here, in west-central Wisconsin, all of the streetlamps on my street were off last night. I could attribute this to Joy's "powers" except that it snowed six inches yesterday and I talked to a neighbor who watched somebody accidently drive into the light control box for this street. The city should be out fixing it today, I figure.Or it coulda been that gol-darned nuclear mafia. Say, I just thought, maybe those streetlights go out for Joy out of empathy of her dim-bulbedness. |
| Date: 2008/12/22 14:09:30, Link 70.227.227.24 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
I concur. Compare & contrast with, say, Daniel Smith. Blue appears willing to read the literature and recognize if/when he's logically incorrect. And he still has yet to quote TARDavison. If nobody else has written so already, (and if I can take the place of doing so) welcome to ATBC, MSB. Who's your football team? |
| Date: 2008/12/22 14:13:02, Link 70.227.227.24 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Happy (hopefully warmer than here) Birthday! And may you have many more! |
| Date: 2008/12/22 14:50:28, Link 70.227.227.24 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
R. Bill wrote:
Ya ya, I just saw that. I still think his "watered down" query is philosopical "fluff", but at least he was good enough to apologize for acting like a child. There may be hope for him, yet! |
| Date: 2008/12/23 13:29:27, Link 70.227.227.104 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, I just think that it's Tardischokus bloviating and skip everything written, because I assume (correctly) that KF says nothing. Usually less. What a waste of time. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/12/23 13:37:30, Link 70.227.227.104 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Ras wrote:
It could be their interactions with the dark tardicles, also. My 2c. |
| Date: 2008/12/23 14:56:05, Link 70.227.227.104 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Baraboo isn't big. This link to my blog shows a little of what it's like nearby. Kinda. :) Anyways, I think that the local amateur geology club is bigger than the IDEA chapter anyways. :P Anyways, enjoy: Barabooboo |
| Date: 2008/12/25 00:38:33, Link 70.227.228.171 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ike! Dude! Happy day to ya, and many more. Here, have an apple. Say, ummm, after the holidays, you wanna help me with my calculus? Thanx ahead of time, eh! |
| Date: 2008/12/25 16:00:33, Link 70.227.227.179 |
| Author: jeffox |
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KF uses words like Don King uses hair. My 2c. |
| Date: 2009/01/02 16:56:50, Link 70.227.227.38 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Midwifetoad wrote:
He must have been thinking he was speaking to the 96 tards or the 101 red buffoons. |
| Date: 2009/01/02 17:03:41, Link 70.227.227.38 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Sparc wrote:
Ya ya, good ol' Gordy has a few direct-to-disc masters of just noise; after all, it's his only hit. IMO, it's best listened to with tardphones. |
| Date: 2009/01/02 19:20:52, Link 70.227.227.146 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Don't forget: 5. Thou shalt make a joyous noise unto the tard! |
| Date: 2009/01/02 23:12:56, Link 70.227.227.235 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Amadan wrote:
(Looks both ways) Well, ummm, uhhhh, yeah! |
| Date: 2009/01/03 12:26:17, Link 70.227.228.186 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Doc Bill wrote:
Well, you're just fine with this fox. Happy birthday to ya, and may you have many more! |
| Date: 2009/01/05 03:38:02, Link 70.227.228.195 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Stevestory wrote:
Well, you know, tard is a many-fendered thing. |
| Date: 2009/01/05 21:38:01, Link 70.227.228.212 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, give 'em hell, Lou! |
| Date: 2009/01/09 22:42:52, Link 70.227.228.28 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Just to add my 2c to the discussion, in central Minnesota, one of the major prey for fox is skunk. Don't ask me how I know that. BTW, mink (and other weasel-heads) eat FAR more chickens than fox. Honest! |
| Date: 2009/01/09 22:57:24, Link 70.227.228.28 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Oh Danny-boy, you wrote:
Here is the link to JADavison's current blog. Just check for yourself. What in there isn't crackpot? Sheesh. |
| Date: 2009/01/10 16:19:15, Link 70.227.227.96 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Oh Danny-Boy, you wrote:
I WAS referring to the "science" of front-loading, and NOT JADavison's personal habits. Davison writes that his blog is science, and he reviews (and refers to) his papers in it. Please answer the question without sidestepping this time: What is there that Davison has written that ISN'T crackpot? |
| Date: 2009/01/10 16:24:50, Link 70.227.227.96 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Ya ya, I'm sure you (and the producers of Expelled) made a ton of money. Ha ha. |
| Date: 2009/01/10 17:30:55, Link 70.227.227.96 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Twas writ:
Oh, ya ya. |
| Date: 2009/01/10 19:47:57, Link 70.227.227.220 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan quoted J. Fogerty thusly:
Hey, now, that song's NOT about drinkin'. My 2c. |
| Date: 2009/01/10 20:45:18, Link 70.227.227.220 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
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(Shifts gears a little; same band though. . ) Twas writ:
Yeah I can still hear my ol' hound-dog barking Chasin' down a who-do-there. . . . |
| Date: 2009/01/10 21:28:38, Link 70.227.227.220 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Five year plans and new deals Wrapped in golden chains. . . (Hey, this is fun! ) |
| Date: 2009/01/10 21:39:18, Link 70.227.228.18 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan asked:
Ummm, maybe Willy and the Poor Boys? Great job on getting the lyric, BTW; I'd heard the song for years and didn't know quite what it was until a former-singer friend of mine spelled it out for me. At least both of us agree that CCR rocked!!!! |
| Date: 2009/01/11 14:53:38, Link 70.227.227.123 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Oh ya ya, they made soooo much money that there's now word of a sequel in the air!!! Of course, there will be a few minor changes: ACspelled: The Highway to Tard!  Coming soon to a church near YOU! |
| Date: 2009/01/11 14:55:58, Link 70.227.227.123 |
| Author: jeffox |
| My sincere apologies to the band. |
| Date: 2009/01/12 18:05:32, Link 70.227.227.19 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
This may not quite be what you guys are posting about, but (since I've been to both): Buck's Row & Mitre Square. (if you can understand the historical significance, then 'nuff said) p.s. I study very odd things sometimes. |
| Date: 2009/01/12 22:16:35, Link 70.227.227.170 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan wrote:
Obviously, a hookah-smoking character has given them the call. . . . |
| Date: 2009/01/12 22:31:39, Link 70.227.227.170 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Thank you, Khan. I dig a pygmy by Charles Houtry and the deaf-aids. . . Phase one in which Doris gets her oats. . . . |
| Date: 2009/01/14 15:07:28, Link 70.227.227.52 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
Gotcha. And I'm game. I'll start with Monument awaiting a gap. But I'm the underdog! |
| Date: 2009/01/14 15:11:02, Link 70.227.227.52 |
| Author: jeffox |
Actually, Daniel Smith, why don't you focus on this photo of TARDavison: I'm sure even YOU can make the connection. |
| Date: 2009/01/14 15:41:59, Link 70.227.227.52 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Arden wrote:
I figure that'll really confuse everyone as to my next move - shhhhhh! |
| Date: 2009/01/14 15:45:45, Link 70.227.227.52 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
J-Dog wrote:
Somewhere in the Old Tardament, I think. |
| Date: 2009/01/14 21:09:10, Link 70.227.228.65 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Ya ya, as empty as a cracked pot. Keep in mind, Daniel, that not only do scientists (and people who use the scientific method) have an EXCELLENT track record, throughout history, of finding answers to unknowns, YOUR philosophy has provided NOTHING productive to modern civilization. Tard in equals tard out. 'Nuff writ. |
| Date: 2009/01/16 01:56:18, Link 70.227.227.66 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan wrote about Khan:
"From death's door I stab at thee. . . ." A great loss, indeed. |
| Date: 2009/01/16 02:08:03, Link 70.227.227.66 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
History will not be kind to the W Bush administration. It will be objective, however. He'll be known as the TARD president. And the worst we've ever had. My 2c. |
| Date: 2009/01/16 02:18:21, Link 70.227.227.66 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Richard Simons wrote (responding to Daniel Smith):
Exactly. Daniel, it's no wonder that you don't understand modern science. You have a major reading comprehension problem. Work on solving that, then come back in here with your "philosophy", if you haven't learned your way out of it by then. Oh, and BTW, just what has JADavison written that isn't crackpot? You've been avoiding that question of late. Like I wrote before, tard in equals tard out. Pay attention. |
| Date: 2009/01/16 02:29:23, Link 70.227.227.66 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
kevinmiller wrote:
I am reminded of the lyrics to a Steely Dan tune. It goes something like this: Show biz kids making movies of themselves You know they don't give a fuck about anybody else Just how much money did your film lose, anyway? Ha ha. Keep in mind, sometimes people who lose a lot of money in the film industry wake up with a horse's head in their bed. Just be careful who you owe. Ha ha. |
| Date: 2009/01/16 18:27:30, Link 70.227.228.184 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Danny the Troll-boy wrote:
Translated from tardspeak: WATERLOO!!! Coming from someone with as poor reading comprehension skills as yourself, Daniel. . . . |
| Date: 2009/01/17 16:48:12, Link 70.227.228.235 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
C'mon Kev-0, just give us all a general ballpark figure, say 6 or 7 figures? Pretty big minus there, eh? Ha ha. |
| Date: 2009/01/17 16:59:57, Link 70.227.228.235 |
| Author: jeffox |
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I hear moose taste pretty good. Happy birthday to ya, and may you have many more. Puppy. |
| Date: 2009/01/17 17:14:44, Link 70.227.228.235 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Mitschlag wrote:
Oh oh oh I know that one!! The only person who can correct those character flaws is THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT TARDAVISON IS A TOTAL CRACKPOT!!! (Gotta be some kinda prize for that snappy of an answer) |
| Date: 2009/01/21 22:03:58, Link 70.227.227.173 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ed Wood couldn't have done a better job losing money on this film. Even Reefer Madness is more entertaining. Gotta be seven figures lost, at least. I wish that I had that kind of money to waste. Ha ha. |
| Date: 2009/01/21 22:22:44, Link 70.227.227.173 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Danny-Boy wrote about god:
 |
| Date: 2009/01/22 18:08:07, Link 70.227.227.101 |
| Author: jeffox |
Oh my gosh, I yam detecting the PRESENCE OF DA LAWD!!! |
| Date: 2009/01/23 19:40:44, Link 70.227.228.24 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Happiest of days from the "little dog" to the big ones! |
| Date: 2009/01/26 23:04:28, Link 70.227.227.146 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
I finally got started with the spring semester here. I set out for the "U" at oh-dark-and-cold-hundred (6:00 a.m.) with a 45 min. walk in -6 F. weather. The rest of the day went well, though. Already had one test in Sed/Strat. Nobody was ready for that, for sure. Even me. So far the only course that has me scared is Beginning German. The first day seemed, to me, to be a lot like learning how to swim by being thrown into a lake. Swim or die, I think you get the picture. Sorry if this is outside of the thread, Lou; but you and I are both in the same boat, it's just a lot colder here. And I do hope that it's going well for you this semester, too. I'm sure we'll both do well, bud! |
| Date: 2009/01/27 16:47:32, Link 70.227.227.9 |
| Author: jeffox |
Actually, CarlsonJOK, it's more like this: |
| Date: 2009/01/27 16:57:30, Link 70.227.227.9 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou, you wrote:
I kinda know what you mean. Myself, I'm noticing a big difference between myself and the other students, age-wise. F'rinstance, I had to explain in my Beginning German class why I didn't like the Scorpions, and my answer amounted to, well, I grew up listening to REAL rock bands. A few of their eyes got big at that one. I should be more diplomatic, I guess. The instructor just got back from a visit to Riga, Latvia; so I'll have to be careful about my cold-warrior-speak. That, or mentioning things like the GDR. |
| Date: 2009/02/02 19:31:13, Link 70.227.228.38 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Afarensis wrote:
Ya ya, I can see it now: "Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. David FTK, you're now the parents of a healthy new flouncing baby tard!" |
| Date: 2009/02/02 19:51:37, Link 70.227.228.38 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
Daniel Smith keeps "bringin' it on:"
Aside from the snide assumption you're making here, there is another alternative. . . that of the fact that there ISN'T any empirical evidence for your posited all powerful mechanism. After all, YOU certainly haven't presented any. Your personal fantasies don't count as empirical evidence, BTW.
You've been told more than once that, if present, that evidence should be easy for you to provide. When you've asked us for info, many of us have provided you with appropriate answers. You haven't done that at all, and that's been pointed out to you also. I've written from the very beginning that I think that you are nothing more than a troll. You've written nothing to alter that perception. Oh, and BTW, TARDavison is nothing more than a crotchety old crackpot. Have a nice day! |
| Date: 2009/02/04 18:58:00, Link 70.227.228.236 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Louis & Mrs. are expecting? (Looks both ways) Expecting what? (Slaps himself for that one) The heartiest of congratulations to ya, big daddy! |
| Date: 2009/02/05 16:29:26, Link 70.227.228.194 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
A ways back, Khan wrote:
Uh-Huh |
| Date: 2009/02/06 15:58:18, Link 70.227.227.108 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
KCdgw wrote:
No offense, but we need to stay within certain limits, IMO. http://tv-mafia.com/series_....987.jpg |
| Date: 2009/02/06 15:59:52, Link 70.227.227.108 |
| Author: jeffox |
| I DID THAT ON PURPOSE |
| Date: 2009/02/06 16:03:32, Link 70.227.227.108 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
Well, ya know, da Vikings were known as the HAMSTER OF THE GODS, eh! |
| Date: 2009/02/06 16:57:41, Link 70.227.227.146 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
HA! I knew that I didn't know that. |
| Date: 2009/02/09 18:04:16, Link 70.227.228.195 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
RFJE wrote:
Tons, actually. Wiki banded iron formation (BIF). Keep in mind that BIFs can't form in an atmosphere that contains free oxygen. Also keep in mind that that is the reason why BIFs aren't forming today. Both of those are easily observable facts. My 2c, because my hometown was built to house the miners of a BIF in northeastern Minnesota. That, and I'm studying to be a geology major. |
| Date: 2009/02/10 22:37:03, Link 70.227.227.234 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
(Feels that this is appropriate) Just a step cried the sad man Take a look down at the madman Theatre kings on silver wings Fly beyond reason From the flight of the seagull Come the spread claws of the eagle Only fear breaks the silence As we all kneel pray for guidance Tread the road cross the abyss Take a look down at the madness On the streets of the city Only spectres still have pity Patient queues for the gallows Sing the praises of the hallowed Our machines feed the furnace If they take us they will burn us Will you still know who you are When you come to who you are When the flames have their season Will you hold to your reason Loaded down with your talons Can you still keep your balance Can you live on a knife-edge - Emerson/Lake/Frazer/Jandcek But there it is |
| Date: 2009/02/10 22:41:50, Link 70.227.227.234 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Wes wrote:
I think Danny-boy is on his very own little amazing journey. Hey, Daniel, try changing your name to Tommy, eh? |
| Date: 2009/02/10 22:46:02, Link 70.227.227.234 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Whoa, what a coincidence; I was just listening to the song, "Sympathy for Devil's Tower" |
| Date: 2009/02/10 23:07:59, Link 70.227.227.234 |
| Author: jeffox |
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RFJE, just think about this: If many (if not all) thought processes weren't chemically-oriented, then why do certain chemicals make people feel a certain way? After all, it's a pretty well-known fact that caffiene makes a person feel more awake and aware. And that opiates make you feel rather painless. And that other chemicals make you feel happy. or sad. or goofy. one of those chemicals is in wine, ya know. Really, are you older than 18? I mean, come on, this is just off the top of my head here, and I'm no genius. |
| Date: 2009/02/12 15:26:38, Link 70.227.227.146 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Pinnochio's idea of a sociable disease: Termites!! |
| Date: 2009/02/12 15:32:39, Link 70.227.227.146 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
HeroIR wrote:
I dunno, would a turtledove do what? |
| Date: 2009/02/12 20:05:56, Link 70.227.228.53 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou replied to somebody with the following:
And I quite agree, as I also resemble that remark. p.s. San Diego doesn't count as Tijuana, it's just close. |
| Date: 2009/02/12 20:26:55, Link 70.227.228.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Har har har here's a photo of Daniel Smith's friend, TARDavison: http://img.photobucket.com/albums....MG] Har har har. Oh, wait, maybe Danny doesn't get it? [IMG] |
| Date: 2009/02/12 20:28:47, Link 70.227.228.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Grrrrrrrr, images and I aren't getting along so good lately. Sorry 'bout that, gang. |
| Date: 2009/02/12 20:33:38, Link 70.227.228.53 |
| Author: jeffox |
Here's the image I was shooting for: |
| Date: 2009/02/12 20:46:39, Link 70.227.228.85 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan wrote:
Via Tijuana Taxi, no less. |
| Date: 2009/02/12 22:08:33, Link 70.227.228.134 | ||||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||||
Sparc wrote:
Well, I suppose, ya; but maybe Granny just has a problem with her eyebrows, eh? The poor old gal just keeps plucking away and can't seem to get anywhere. |
| Date: 2009/02/12 22:31:48, Link 70.227.228.139 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
RFJE, athiests don't usually mock anybody. Christians have (historically) tended towards intolerance. Your posts confirm this. Oh, and another thing. . .Atheism doesn't lead to moral anarchy (if such a thing is possible). Atheists just don't accept, at face value, the codified moral judgements of a group of self-interested humans speaking in the guise of worthiness and piety. Which is why atheists don't run around murdering other people and yet don't get all bent out of shape when the neighbor lady down the block gets an abortion. |
| Date: 2009/02/15 19:29:03, Link 70.227.227.36 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
I may only be a fox, but methinks the following: Daniel Smith's challenge = goalpost on wheels, new and improved*. My 2c. * now with variable height adjusters. |
| Date: 2009/02/18 21:05:23, Link 70.227.228.203 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Ya ya, go take sauna an den go jump inna swamp. Happy birthday to ya, and many, many more! |
| Date: 2009/02/19 22:14:29, Link 70.227.227.119 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
'Deed! Happy day to ya! |
| Date: 2009/02/19 22:42:50, Link 70.227.227.119 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
T. P. Hamilton wrote:
(Does his best Inspector Clueseau imitation) That is what I have been saying, you fool! (no offense, btw) |
| Date: 2009/02/21 20:46:53, Link 70.227.228.58 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Dr. GH wrote:
Pick whichever one has the biggest tits. |
| Date: 2009/02/21 22:06:30, Link 70.227.228.111 | ||||||||||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||||||||||
RFJE is very confusing at times, and wrote:
Your first paragraph appears correct. Your second, however, is kind of silly. Why would the sole implication be that which you state? From what I understand, the currently-accepted "best guess" for where earth's oceans came from is from bombardment by asteroids and comets early in it's history. As for there being a lot of oxygen "under volcanoes", well, duh! Oxygen is one of the most abundant elements in earth's crust, almost invariably bound up with silicon, which is the most abundant element in the crust. Being bound up like that means that it's not in a gaseous form, like it is in our current atmosphere. There's an abundant amount of evidence from all over the earth that, early on, the atmosphere contained no (or very little) free (gaseous) oxygen; and then, at some point in the distant past, that changed and oxygen became a major player in the earth's atmosphere, like it is today. BIF's are just one piece of that evidence. In that same post, he wrote:
I don't see why atmospheric oxygenation is a "crisis" or "catastrophe". It was a big change, but not big enough to wipe out the bacteria that created it. Why do you think so? And what "mainstream" source do you mean? And later:
Ummm, I think the average temperature on Mars is far colder than on earth. To quote a popular song, it ain't the kind of place to raise yer kids. It may have even HAD primitive life, just like on earth! Neat-O, eh? And not so hard, either. And just think, we now know of at least 100 other planets orbiting other stars! Life's probably common, ya know. But I'll hedge that bet until better evidence comes in, eh! Further on:
The CO2 levels may have been at about the level they are now. Or the sun may have been cooler. There are a myriad of other possibilities that you haven't considered, evidently. By the way, the atmosphere's predominantly nitrogen; but you know that, right? More:
Currently O3 is produced by O2 interacting with the sun's radiation at high altitudes. Why wouldn't that be the case as soon as O2 became common? Many anerobic bacteria species are resistant to radiation. Radiation levels could have been different in the past, as I've aluded to earlier. I don't understand why this is a problem for "evolutionists". And:
Well, I have to agree with you there. Still, since radiometric dating disproval would take an awful lot of doing (handwaving won't work) you better get cracking and show me some objective, scientific evidence that the specific type of dating technique used in any particular dating environment is incorrect. Don't be shy, but do keep in mind that I (and some of the others here) have direct experience in working with the same theory that says that radiometric dating works the way it works. In my case, it's what drove a submarine around. Get hot!! |
| Date: 2009/02/24 20:24:08, Link 70.227.227.84 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Yes, indeed; a most happy birthday to you! Let's see now, ummm, your next birthday's in about, umm, er. . . what, ahhh. . . a year or so, I think. So enjoy this one, you'll have to wait awhile for another. |
| Date: 2009/02/24 20:33:54, Link 70.227.227.84 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Ras wrote:
Dem dere Minnesota types is prolly fibben to ya down dere cuzza up here we kinda hogs 'em an dey only grow 'bout a month inna year. Cuzza da snow. I useta like ta go ice fishin' too but I don' like da tastea ice. Oh, by da way, da only mushrooms dat I hearda sellin' fer $1000 was dem kinda dat turn blue and make ya laugh a lot. Not dat I know anyting 'bout da brown an smelly of it all, eh. Just ta keep myself outta da hoosegow, ya know, eh. |
| Date: 2009/02/24 21:07:15, Link 70.227.227.84 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Khan wrote:
No!! No!! Anyt'ing but dat! Dem dere raccoons is da sunzabitches a da whole Koddampt woods, eh! Any fox knowzat, ya know. I'd radder haf a squirrel bite offa my. . . . . er, How'd we get into dis, anywayz? |
| Date: 2009/02/24 21:29:17, Link 70.227.227.84 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Gotcha. My bad, sorry 'bout that. See dat, RFJE? Yer gonna get da raccoon treatment, fer sure. (shudders at the thought) |
| Date: 2009/02/27 17:39:43, Link 70.227.228.0 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Oh very much of the happy feeling to you on this birthday of yours. And may you also have many more. If you wake up hungover tomorrow, then you did it right. |
| Date: 2009/02/27 17:43:53, Link 70.227.228.0 | ||||
| Author: jeffox | ||||
I think that that's up to the raccoons. Talk to them. No, wait. . . . |
| Date: 2009/03/10 20:47:01, Link 70.227.228.45 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Wes wrote:
Last I heard, "the professor" took off on a three hour cruise.  |
| Date: 2009/03/10 21:09:53, Link 70.227.228.45 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Silverspoon wrote:
Hit me up any time you're in the upper midwest. Sometimes my jokes actually work. |
| Date: 2009/03/11 18:14:18, Link 70.227.228.76 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
Well, creationism actually is; but it's not hard wired, it's TARD wired. Just trying to help. |
| Date: 2009/03/11 20:28:29, Link 70.227.228.185 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis done did write abovewards:
Seconded. Everything. Except that I do believe that the Vikings will win the SB this season. But that's the Minnesotan in me, doncha know, eh! |
| Date: 2009/03/12 20:16:53, Link 70.227.228.166 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Oh Danny-Boy Blathered:
 Me? I just paid for the ticket. BTW, Daniel, God told me that you were full of shit. We ARE close, you know. Just letting you know, because he also told me that he's getting awful tired of all those stupid people making up all this nonsense about his exclusivity in his name. |
| Date: 2009/03/15 22:32:16, Link 70.227.227.228 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Back a ways, Louis wrote:
 My only question is: African or European? |
| Date: 2009/03/15 23:21:51, Link 70.227.227.228 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Lou wrote:
Must have been an escapee from spring training. BTW, did you know that the bat is the state bird of Canada? (hahaha Minnesotans can joke about our neighbors to the great white north, eh.) |
| Date: 2009/03/15 23:38:12, Link 70.227.227.228 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
I may be a day or two late, but I'm only 35 cents short. :) :) Happiest of days to ya, BWE, even if it's late. |
| Date: 2009/03/16 21:33:33, Link 70.227.228.71 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
FrankH wrote:
Ya ya, ya know, dere are only two seasons a da year in Minnesota, dey say. . . . . one is called "cold", and da udder is called "bugs". 'Cept fer Bommadeer, ya know, alla snowmobiles are made in Minnesota, eh! Myself, I useta haf a '77 Polaris Colt 340 cc freeair. I musta put 4000 miles on 'er jus drivin' roun' and roun' da country block. Oh, ya ya, dem were da days, eh! Ya know, snowmobiles caught on in Minnesota real good cuzza da climate (a course) but also cuzza da fact dat ya gotta mix da gas fer 'em. Well, datsa same as fer da outboard, ya know. Plenny a dem in Minnesota, eh! Raccoon got your tongue, Daniel Smith? |
| Date: 2009/03/16 21:47:58, Link 70.227.228.71 |
| Author: jeffox |
Say, Kristine, what personality type was this one?  (I just couldn't resist that.) |
| Date: 2009/03/16 22:51:40, Link 70.227.228.71 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
(Someone, somewhere, softly knocks upon a door) Davetard (whispering): Hey, man, c'mon, open the door, it's me. . . Dave! I got the stuff, man, but I think the cops saw me. . . UD: Dave? Davetard: Yes, it's me, Dave; now come on and open the door, man. . . . UD: Dave!? Davetard: Yes, it's Dave, man, you gotta let me in, I got the stuff. . . . UD: Dave!!? Davetard: Yes, it's ME, DAVE; now hurry up and let me in! UD: DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN! |
| Date: 2009/03/17 01:25:06, Link 70.227.228.138 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Fah! Dat's da wrong way ta have a liquid-cooled engine! |
| Date: 2009/03/22 00:27:26, Link 70.227.228.110 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Your 29th, right? That's what my mom always said. Even after I was in my 30s. Most happy of days to ya, Kristine! |
| Date: 2009/03/23 19:55:40, Link 70.227.228.187 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
oh Danny boy digs his hole ever deeper:
Kettle, meet pot. Keep up the tard-flow, Daniel, you're very good at it. |
| Date: 2009/03/24 13:47:30, Link 70.227.228.73 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Louis wrote:
HMTQ is HAWT |
| Date: 2009/04/01 00:15:14, Link 70.227.227.63 |
| Author: jeffox |
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If birthdays are happy, you better have one today. 'Cuz I said so. When a fox tells ya ta do sumptin', well, ya better, eh. Oh silly me. Happy birthday to you! |
| Date: 2009/04/10 12:26:53, Link 70.227.227.82 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Oh very much happy day to you, K.E! And may you have many more! |
| Date: 2009/11/18 08:57:30, Link 137.28.109.30 |
| Author: jeffox |
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WIIIIILLLLLBUUUUURRRRR!!! :) |
| Date: 2009/11/18 18:17:33, Link 4.131.17.26 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Yes, quite; along with his exceptionally male cousin, Testicles. |
| Date: 2009/11/19 15:46:19, Link 137.28.109.87 |
| Author: jeffox |
| Most happy day to you, and many more! |
| Date: 2009/11/23 13:51:01, Link 137.28.109.76 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
(sry I'm late, too) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (both a yas) |
| Date: 2009/11/23 14:04:43, Link 137.28.109.76 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
MichaelJ wrote:
I think that they use day-vision goggles, AKA "tardware" glasses. |
| Date: 2009/11/23 14:07:41, Link 137.28.109.76 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
If birthdays are happy. . . . . May you have many! (including this one) |
| Date: 2009/11/24 13:04:21, Link 137.28.109.30 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
'Twas writ above:
More than made up for by the likes of Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, "Geddy" Lee, Robbie Robertson, and a few others. My 2c. |
| Date: 2009/12/09 07:45:03, Link 137.28.109.21 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
The good Dr. GH wrote:
We carry a very high flounce factor here. |
| Date: 2009/12/11 07:21:05, Link 137.28.109.28 |
| Author: jeffox |
|
Ya ya, Lou! I'd walk a mile with a smile to see a Nile crocodile!! As long as it's not hungry. . . . |
| Date: 2009/12/14 10:20:59, Link 137.28.109.87 |
| Author: jeffox |
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<=======(Is actually a canid disguised as a vulpeccan.) Much happy of a day to you!! And may you have many more. |
| Date: 2010/03/24 12:55:44, Link 137.28.184.234 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Ya ya, I'm game! I'll start out with the standard opening. . . . . Entry at the airport. Then, I bid 4. Noting that automatically gains me a 0.538 Fizbin, I'll let that roll over while I take the perfunctory pull on the linchnizzle. Exit at Kings Crossing for an easy double. Your move(s)! |
| Date: 2010/03/24 19:41:11, Link 4.252.31.189 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Whoa, it looks like an excellent field of fellow competitors. Good. I'll carry a wickey sticket in an off-tune manner. Plus, I'll claim the Ministry of Funny Walks. Keep in mind, people, enweaselization will get you every time. I think. Finally, I'll stumper. Good luck! :) |
| Date: 2010/03/25 10:46:45, Link 137.28.184.232 |
| Author: jeffox |
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That's all fine and dandy, but I wonder if you all have REALLY thought this out completely. And, for that, you've given my quite the advantage. Cabbage patch by bookend? Risky, but could pay off well. Huntzinger with antipasta? I relish the thought, but it seems a bit, umm, whitebread to me. Nostalgia for the Davetard 5? That could work. I don't know, my options at this point are wide open. I can't decide. . . . . . . Oh, wait - I have it!!! Shatner on the old gray mare!! (I know, I know, Carlson will hate me for that one but I do wish to be competitive.) After that, it's pretty easy - end at Monument Valley Tower, shirtless for HMTQ. I. Luvitseau!!! |
| Date: 2010/03/25 20:11:16, Link 4.252.129.54 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
Afarensis wrote:
Not so fast. . . . that might work here in the states; but, last I looked, this was INTERNATIONAL MC - you've forgotten about the N'orbelquism addendum. Makes a difference, eh! Still, good move on your part - great game so far E1! I'll take Foghat to Bishey Aukland. This will help my cubed distortion factor and also give myself a few extra tiddlestones. Oh, and I'll drop the wickey sticket at this point. While we all seem to be approaching endgame, it's still anybody's game at this point. Oh, yeah, and I exit at Louis' favorite pub in Spitalfields (made quite famous in the 1887 tourney, so I've history on my side here). The church here seems quite burnable, but I may be for whom the bell tolls. Tally Ho! |
| Date: 2010/03/26 13:58:25, Link 137.28.184.234 | ||
| Author: jeffox | ||
I concur, but some of us have already taken that into consideration. Still, implosion is a terrible thing to witness. Could be the pace-setter for the remainder of the dunstanfetter. I'll be the first to demand a shrubbery. I'll oblique, just in case. In the meantime, I've weaved a Plotsdingwether egg from my ticket stub; and, since escalators are still wild, I'll claim my baggage tags for another 0.328 fizbin. While I realize that this resembles the Ortnsnortnzablotnik maneuver, I believe that there's enough variance in the field of play to allow another slapdown. Too bad ol' TARDavison isn't hear to see that (not that I miss him). He'd probably bandwagoneer, anyway. Oh, and I'll commission the naggly bastard. Exit Eustace. Aye, Luv; it's so. |
| Date: 2010/03/26 19:25:04, Link 4.252.135.98 |
| Author: jeffox |
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While I may not be the most adept at gamesmanship, I do seem to be picking this up pretty well. For an American fox, anyway. Besides, while you all were admiring the last few moves, I snuck across the Excelsior line at least 3 times. Plus, I'm currently writing the software to put MC on the Gameboy. And they told me it couldn't be done!!! Which brings me to Birmingham, where I'll visit Sailor Sam (again). No eggs, though. Highcastle and the buildings adjacent (I tend to plan big). |
| Date: 2010/03/26 19:32:56, Link 4.252.135.98 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Wait!! I almost forgot: Exit at Abertawae with a swan, see? |
| Date: 2010/03/29 22:53:38, Link 4.159.56.29 |
| Author: jeffox |
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OK, well, it's my turn again. Hmmm. I'll thicken my skin and avoid being detected at the same time. Hyde Park. En Garde! |
| Date: 2010/03/30 15:31:11, Link 137.28.109.21 |
| Author: jeffox |
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The only "bitch" I've ever met was named Amada Bar-Cat. :) I used to have a wolfhound, too. He could play the banjo (poorly) and died of Barkinsons' disease. |
| Date: 2010/03/31 22:03:27, Link 4.252.131.236 |
| Author: jeffox |
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Just to release Prince Albert from his most dire of fates, I'll say. . . . Victoria Charge!! |
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