Joined: Nov. 2006
I love some of the Flickr comments.
Re: the ark
|Which stateroom accommodated the 350,000 species of beetles?|
oh...apparently they just needed a couple--the variety is supposed to have recovered rapidly after that :)
If they recover that fast and diversify just as fast,...
Well heck then all he really needed was like 2 mammals, 2 amphibians, 2 birds, 2 fish, 2 insects and 2 reptiles.
Oh I see,..
Boy! God is a tricksy one! God made him lug around all those extras so that they would have food for the journey. Unfortunately they forgot that the had to keep 2 of every animal GROUP and accidentally ate cyclopses first..
(See I should write for the museum, I can make up all kinds of crazy BS) Also Jesus was actually Asian, and the first Ninja ever!
Say, who was hosting all of those obligate parasites, bacteria, and viruses?? You know, like tapeworms, polio, smallpox, cholera, plaque, diptheria, etc., etc., etc... Those gems of God's creation obviously survived the flood, too.
Also Jesus was actually Asian,
no, you're wrong.
he was mexican.
I hope they made a safe place for the termites. So much wood ... yum yum.
So, I guess the whole idea of this crap-a-rama is to not ask yourself any questions that would obviously pop into the mind of a 9 year old. That's how it makes "sense".
I'm gonna go with Pirate Jesus rather then Ninja Jesus.
Jesus was neither pirate nor ninja. Jesus was a zombie. Who else would rise from the dead?
Gotta admiyt...pretty cool that Noah built that all by himself in short period of time too. I think even Chuck Norris would break a sweat doing that. Oh God helped? That makes sense then. It was one of those "I know it's impossible, but it has to be done so do it anyway."
*Sings* And don't you for get my Unicorns!...
With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg