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Date: 2008/06/11 17:39:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
For giggles, you can read one of many takedowns of Wacky Wally's Wonderpants Theory here

Date: 2008/06/11 18:14:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 11 2008,17:47)
Well, welcome aboard Wolfhound!  

My goodness, you'll fit in well here.  Your very first post and you've mastered the first rule of thumb....name calling.  Lots and lots of it.  

In fact, I think there's a rule book floating around here somewhere stating that you must slam creationists in a  derogatory manner at least 3 times a day or you'll be throw off the boards.

Oh, btw, the Infidels thread as been posted here several times in the past.

Hiya' FtK.  I've been lurking here for over a year and finally decided to wade in since the Wally Brown crapfest was brought up.  From my lurking here and viewing your contributions on Pharyngula, ERV's blog, and others, I really don't value your opinion at all.  If you think calling Wally Brown "wacky" is really name calling, I'm surprised your virgin ears haven't burned off yet.

So, I guess there is a rule here that the resident creationist trolls must bitch, whine, and play the martyr at least three times a day or they WON'T be thrown off the board.   :p

Date: 2008/06/12 10:03:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (stevestory @ June 11 2008,22:05)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 11 2008,19:14)
Hiya' FtK.  I've been lurking here for over a year and finally decided to wade in since the Wally Brown crapfest was brought up.

I read a little bit about Walt's hydroplate idea. I don't even know what to say about it. It's like if you read someone's idea about the Robert Kennedy assassination and it involves dinosaurs with a time-travelling machine.

Hee-hee!  Yes, that's a pretty fair comparison.  The whole Hydroplate/Addlepate nonsense is like a huge Rube Goldberg machine of improbables piled upon impossibles, growing ever more complex as Walt slaps pieces of pseudoscientific duct tape over the gaps and wads of woo-woo chewing gum into the holes in the vain hope that these measures will stop the whole contraption from 'sploding.  Fun, fun, fun!

Date: 2008/06/27 06:12:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 26 2008,13:01)
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you are setting yourself up for a huuuuuuuge fall, lady.  kids don't stay young and dumb forever, and when they realize that mommy is ignorant and don't care who knows it, then there will be some psychological backlash.  



Truth be told, I LET ME KIDS READ THIS FORUM just to insure that they know what kind of jerks run our science departments.  

So, the little darlings get to see what a hateful, ignorant, arrogant, uneducable bitch their mommy is on public forums?  How sweet!

Date: 2008/06/27 21:11:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]

I ain't no scientist but I'se gonna' try to be disgusting and vile, too.

Hey, FtK, is this your favorite lunchtime treat?


Date: 2008/06/28 11:04:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]

Quote (Chayanov @ June 27 2008,22:57)
Nothing like spicy Jamaican cock flavor.




Okay, send it to the BW.

It's tasty, Mon!   ;)

Date: 2008/06/29 13:46:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Just who IS this troll and what crawled up his ass?  Sheesh!

Glad to see BigBang finally sent here.  He grows tiresome.

Date: 2008/06/30 21:20:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
As a wise person once said, once they believe in the talking snake, everything else is easy.   :D

Date: 2008/06/30 21:23:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (stevestory @ June 30 2008,20:38)
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ June 30 2008,15:18)
Is Steve here? Could this be true?      
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1 member is celebrating his/her birthday today  
>stevestory (32)

More importantly, will there be cake?

It's no hoax. I am 32 today. I did 32 laps in Bowman Gray pool in celebration this afternoon.

There will not be cake, but there will be booze. I bought airplane bottles of Everclear, Woodford Reserve, Bacardi Peach Red, and Jameson's. Friends just took me out to Margaret's Cantina which has damn fine mexican food.

Wow, you look so much older in your photo.   ;)

Date: 2008/07/01 11:38:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I am just burning to know how many "kinds" there are and how a Baraminologist  :p  classifies animals into their respective "kinds".  For a burgeoning science, Baraminology doesn't seem to have any set rules.  How odd.  Not.

Point of fact, if the creationist morons had just stuck to the miracle of "God did it" and not tried to invent science-like shit to explain something as incredibly stupid and impossible as a global flood which wiped out all living things except two of each animal (without leaving a trace!) they wouldn't be forced to pull things like "kinds" out of their asses.

Date: 2008/07/01 15:17:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
What the fuck is wrong with engineers?  Almost every time we get some flaming godbot spewing AIG crapola like it has some sort of value, it's an engineer.  Or do they call blocklayers "cement engineers" these days like garbage men are "sanitation engineers"?

To all of you engineers out there who are not asshats, you have my sympathy.

Date: 2008/07/02 22:25:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (GCT @ July 02 2008,19:51)
Getting back to the OP, is Kent Hovind a "True Xian"?

Obviously not!  He wasn't "rendering unto Caesar" like he was 'sposed to.

Date: 2008/07/02 22:29:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound

Date: 2008/07/09 14:42:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ July 09 2008,14:10)
Quote (lcd @ July 09 2008,15:08)
Actually there were no disease causing bacteria.

Why don't we just start right there with something simple.

Show me some evidence for this.

C'mon, Lou, AFDave has stated the evidence for this claim.  See, after God made all of the birdies and fishies and horsies and coconut eating T-Rexes and stuff He said it was all "GOOD".  "Good" means that nothing bit or stung or killed or ate or made sick anything else.  'Cept, o' course, the poor plants.  But God didn't really care about the vegetable kingdom so it's still all "good".  I'm pretty sure that snakes were originally "designed" with jaws that unhinge so that they could swallow 'taters whole.  Or what coconuts they could persuade the T-Rexes to knock out of the trees for them.

Date: 2008/07/09 14:47:35, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,14:36)
Quote (olegt @ July 09 2008,14:17)
Which god?

Who cares.  It's irrelevant to the scientific discussion about the matter.  We can't witness that primitive blob evolving any more than we can witness how the designer (what or whomever that may be) chose to create the universe.

All we can do is observe the empirical evidence around us and postulate from there.

Keep religion out of the discussion folks.

Where oh where, outside of your holy book, is this empirical evidence for your <*winkety-wink-wink*> designer?  Used to be, according to your holy book, he/she/it appeared and spoke to groups of people and did really cool things with lots and lots of witnesses.  Wassa matta'?  He/she/it is suddenly shy?  Whutta' weenie your designer is.  Sheesh!

Date: 2008/07/09 14:55:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,14:50)
Quote (Chayanov @ July 09 2008,14:43)
It's only when you point out what a crappy designer God is that they suddenly say the identity of the designer is unimportant.

Uh, no. "God" is a theological assertion, not a scientific one.  It's irrelevant to conversations with materialists when discussing scientific issues in a secular setting.

The why do the IDiots/Creotards keep bringing it up while pretending that "Designer" doesn't equal "God".  Oh, right, because they know that overtly religious junk pseudo-science is unconstitutional and cannot be inflcited upon public school children.  And they lie for Jesus.

Date: 2008/07/09 15:01:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,14:56)
[quote=olegt,July 09 2008,14:45] [quote=Ftk,July 09 2008,14:36]
I didn't say I don't care....I said it's irrelevant to the discussion in regard to ID in a secular environment.  I have no interest in converting you to a particular religious belief.  ID is awesome in this regard....it doesn't bring religion into the equation at all.

Here we go again.  ID is religion.  Designer = God (and preferably the Xtian one). The asshats who relabled creationism as ID admit as much.  Repeating the lie that ID is scientifically based and not religiously motivated over and over again only serves to illustrate how dishonest your cult is.  Surely you've read the Dover decision.

Date: 2008/07/09 15:06:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,15:02)
Quote
And they lie for Jesus.


Retraction...now.  I do not lie for Jesus.  The point is that ID does not favor any particular religious belief.  There are atheists and agnostics who are sympathetic to ID even if they doubt the theory themselves.

Dembski/Behe/et. al. have always been upfront about who they believe the designer to be (no lying for Jesus there)...but, then so have Islamic ID supporters.  

The point is, once again, that it's irrelevant to the discussion and only brought up by those who are scared shitless of a the conspiracy theory that ID theorists are out to take over the government.  THAT THAR IS JUST CRAZY.

Um, yes you do.  Spin it how you like.  It all comes down to dishonesty.  Witness denial of religion in ID.  Bzzzt.  You lose.

With regard to the conspiracy to take over the government, shall we post the Wedge Document?

Date: 2008/07/09 15:08:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 09 2008,15:06)
With regard to the conspiracy to take over the government, shall we post the Wedge Document?

Whoops!  I see that Chayanov already did it.   :)

Date: 2008/07/09 17:01:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,16:40)
Quote (Texas Teach @ July 09 2008,16:10)
FTK:  As others have asked: How can Of Pandas and People have the exact same definitions for both Creationism and ID and not be proof that the two are the same?

Straw man.  Seriously.  There is a massive difference between ID and CS, and I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that every single one of you understands the differences.

I simply cannot believe that you are so stupid that you think there is a difference between the two.  Much less a "massive" difference.  Therefore, the only conclusion I can draw is that you are lying.  For Jesus.  But maybe, just maybe, you really are that stupid.

You can put a pile of dog shit in a Gucci bag but that doesn't mean it's a Gucci; it's smells like a pile of dogshit because it is a pile of dogshit, repackaging be damned.

Date: 2008/07/09 17:28:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,17:15)
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 09 2008,17:01)
Quote (Ftk @ July 09 2008,16:40)
 
Quote (Texas Teach @ July 09 2008,16:10)
FTK:  As others have asked: How can Of Pandas and People have the exact same definitions for both Creationism and ID and not be proof that the two are the same?

Straw man.  Seriously.  There is a massive difference between ID and CS, and I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that every single one of you understands the differences.

I simply cannot believe that you are so stupid that you think there is a difference between the two.  Much less a "massive" difference.  Therefore, the only conclusion I can draw is that you are lying.  For Jesus.  But maybe, just maybe, you really are that stupid.

You can put a pile of dog shit in a Gucci bag but that doesn't mean it's a Gucci; it's smells like a pile of dogshit because it is a pile of dogshit, repackaging be damned.

Think whatever you like, but I'm not lying.  Have you ever seen flood geology or age of the earth issues covered in Dembski/Johnson/Behe books regarding design?

<*ahem*>

Quote
cre·a·tion·ism  [kree-ey-shuh-niz-uhm]
–noun 1. the doctrine that matter and all things were created, substantially as they now exist, by an omnipotent Creator, and not gradually evolved or developed.
Now, then, this boils down to "Critters was poofed into existence by God".  The other stupidity contained in the Bible that loons try to pass off as science/history (hellooooo, Walt Brown/Morris/whoever) has no bearing here.  OEC/YEC/whatever all fall under the same big tent.  ID differs only from the definition of creationism in that the mendacious con artists of newly rebranded creationism, in order to try to get around federal laws against it, now say "Critters was poofed into existence by the Designer".

As I said, it's still dog shit at the heart of it.  You're a tool, FtK.  Or else a liar.  Or just plain stupid if you cannot grasp this.  I can ask the other forum members here which of the three choices they think is closer to the mark.

Date: 2008/07/09 17:35:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ July 09 2008,17:13)
I use an analogy of folks successively trying to sell pressed sawdust as "corn flakes" of various brands, but, yeah, the same content is the same content. When this stuff next goes to court, I'm convinced that the key to success is the inclusion of one or more intellectual property experts who will know exactly how to make this point in court and have tons of precedent from IP law behind it.

At least sawdust-as-cornflakes has some value to the consumer in the form of fiber to aid digestion so it's not a total waste.  ID, on the other hand, is just as worthless as its base material, creationism.  Still plenty of credulous sheeple who will buy it because they think it's good for them, though.

Date: 2008/07/09 17:38:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (argystokes @ July 09 2008,17:31)

Hey, Argy, I know this TBW stuff here, but my brother and I are coming out to Seattle again this August if you, Mrs. Argy, and maybe Mr. Pinhead want to get together for drinks/dinner.

Date: 2008/07/09 22:02:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Doc Bill @ July 09 2008,21:50)
Quote
Why are all scientific papers based on common descent?  Because it was deemed "fact" early on, and everyone based their evolutionary scenarios on that ideology.  Like I said, if common design had been the basis for similiarities and differences between organisms, our charts would differ somewhat from what we see today, but there would be no reason for science to have suffered as observations and predictions would still be readily accessible under the design paradigm.


Total bullshit.  Bullshit, FtK, is making stuff up which you do all the time.  Who "deemed,"  hmmmmm?  Tell me, FtK, who, what agency, name a person, place or thing who "deemed" common descent a fact.

Name one.

This paragraph is totally Dumb Bunny Stupid.

Get some ice cream and watch some Lifetime TV which is about your level.

ZING!!!!!

Date: 2008/07/10 19:58:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 10 2008,16:15)
 Name calling is not neccesary and he needs to stop calling me a creobot.

Howzabout "Droid4Jeezus"?  Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like creobot does but still conveys the same sense of mindlessness associated with swallowing DI and AiG bilge, declaring it delicious, and then chugging the whole frappin' keg.

Date: 2008/07/12 08:41:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 11 2008,19:59)
...you might drop him a line before the 8th edition of his book goes to print.

Hot damn!  You mean he finally got rid of the first 7 copies he published?  <*snork*>

Date: 2008/07/15 18:43:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (rhmc @ July 15 2008,18:26)
many moons ago, when i stumbled across this forum, i thought that "ftk" stood for "fuck the knowledge".
i may not be wrong.

I'd say "Faith That Kills", myself.

Date: 2008/07/16 07:45:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (afarensis @ July 16 2008,07:38)
Shark teeth not designed? Come now, everyone knows shark teeth were designed to eat coconuts - just like T-rex. :p

Aquatic coconuts?  Or terrestrial coconuts that the benevolent, happy, friendly, cooperative pre-Fludde T-rexes obligingly tossed into the water for them?

Date: 2008/07/18 20:45:46, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I think a venereal disease which has evolved a strong antibiotic resistance would be pretty good for him.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.  Or perhaps not, now that I've gotten a good look at him...

Date: 2008/07/22 14:25:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 21 2008,23:18)
 When I consider the larger problem of taking everything back to that first common ancestral molecule of life, the whole theory just folds for me.  It just seems utterly ridiculous to believe that the mechanisms of evolution are capable of producing all of life as we know it.  

And yet you find the notion of a magic man in the sky poofing everything into existance to be totally plausible.  

The mind boggles...  ???

Date: 2008/07/22 14:52:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. -Admin]

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ July 22 2008,14:43)
Quote (Ftk @ July 22 2008,12:40)
Bite me, Arden.

I think your husband's supposed to do that.

Only after he's washed the dishes, though.

Date: 2008/07/24 06:45:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Louis, Dooofus Dave has been absent for weeks now, supposedly doing some super-dooper-secret-squirrel-type stuff which he called "exciting".  This usually means it's something to do with brainwashing children into believing in all that AiG shite, usually involving cartoons.  Because kids like cartoons.

We expect him to return after his reboot, claiming to have answered all of those questions he never could seem to get around to.  In the meantime, we have Ray Martinez and SuperSport keepin' teh stoopid at TalkRational.

<*waves and blows a kiss at Deadman*>

Date: 2008/08/03 09:35:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Steverino @ Aug. 03 2008,08:41)
P.S.  I love this pic...What a pretentious douche bag.



I bet this pic is a huge hit with all his Dungeons and Dragons buddies

I think this is the photo that FtK takes into the bathroom with her.  Wink-wink.

Date: 2008/08/09 12:31:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I gots me a Dodge Magnum SRT8.  VROOOOOM!  425hp.  Lotsa' fun.  NOT a penis substitute since I have two X chromosomes and only seek to borrow penises now and then, returning them in good, working order.  Mostly.

Date: 2008/08/09 12:39:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Aug. 09 2008,08:20)
Anyone want to share the worst car they ever owned?

Mine was a hand-me-down 1980 Dodge Mirada.  Originally owned by a great-aunt, dumped on my brother who replaced its putty grey hue with a more attractive graphite color.  Sadly, paint could not fix the mechanical issues inherent in most 1980's era 'Merican cars.

I have such fond memories of hanging out of the passenger side window and hand-working the windshield wipers during a heavy downpour while my brother drove our motley crew down the interstate...

Date: 2008/08/09 12:44:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Aug. 09 2008,12:36)
[quote=Wolfhound,Aug. 09 2008,13:31]
YOU are responsible for global warming. And it has nothing to do with the vehicle you drive.

Aw, crap, how did you find out about my flatulence issues?  Me and the cows, destroying the world, one fart at a time...

Oh, my daily driver car is 2007 Honda Accord 4 banger.  SRT8 is for weekend fun when I'm too much a wimp to ride my motorcycle in the rain.  Fast is FUN!!

Date: 2008/08/09 21:01:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (huwp @ Aug. 09 2008,14:24)
Too many wheels - I find two is plenty.

BMW R1200GS Adventure.

Here's mine, before the color-coordinated Second Look tank and seat skins were installed.

Yamaha R6.

Date: 2008/08/09 21:02:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (huwp @ Aug. 09 2008,14:24)
Too many wheels - I find two is plenty.

BMW R1200GS Adventure.

BTW, I have luggage envy.  BMW has it down to a fine art.

Date: 2008/08/10 08:00:41, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (huwp @ Aug. 10 2008,01:36)
The R6 is a great bike and goes like stink; I love seeing one being well ridden.  At 6'3" I'm a bit tall for a sports bike and I'm not sure I'd be comfortable crunching miles across Europe on one either!  Besides, except when touring I generally prefer the sort of roads where the Adventure's torque comes into its own.

I had an ex who was 6'4" and he had an old BMW K series that fit him well.  Seeing him riding his Ninja 250 was like watching a circus clown peddling around the ring on one of those teeny-weeny mini bicycles: good for a chuckle.

I'm 5'10" and 140 pounds so I find the R6 to be just about perfect for my size/weight. Comfy riding position.  Also, I can throw it around the corners and if we start to tip, it's light enough for me stop its fall. My previous bike was a YZF600 and it was a heavy beast.  Bike before that was a 1992 Yamaha Seca II.  Bike before THAT (first bike) was a 1978 CB750A Hondamatic.  Bit of a rarity, that.

I'd rather have your bike for long trips, too.   :)

Date: 2008/08/11 20:24:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
How can an intelligent person think that a magic man in the sky poofed everything into existence?

Oh, right, an intelligent person can't...

Date: 2008/08/17 14:53:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Aug. 16 2008,18:54)
Quote (cewagner @ Aug. 16 2008,17:05)
Quote
What does the one have to do with the other?


Allow me to answer my own question:

Nothing.

Fractal geometry and chaos theory examine complexity

Intelligent design examines Organization its navel and the sales figures

They are not the same thing!

http://www.charliewagner.net/casefor.htm

Adjustment.

POTW!!

Date: 2008/09/14 17:03:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Sep. 14 2008,16:39)
I love the fact that Casey is verbose!  That's why he's one of my favs.  He's thorough and always links to great supporting articles providing more information to study and learn from.  

OTOH, you Darwinists and your simplistic examples of evolution teach us nothing.    You know, the *facts* about *macro*evolution and the empirical evidence backing up those facts.

Of course, most of the time, ya'll prefer to carry on about religion and Jesus rather than discuss evolution.

Puh-LEEZE!  You have absolutely no desire to learn science.  Your interest in real science extends only so far as looking for gaps and perceived "flaws" to insert your "Aha!  Goddidit!" crapola.  So spare us.

Simple examples are used because you are supposed to teach small children, household pets, and fundies things slowly that they might better understand.

And if gods and messiahs are brought up by "Darwinists", it's because religidiots who are trying to undermine science keep trying to insert the supernatural into it.  Please, do give us one person who promotes creationism and/or ID as "science" who is NOT religiously motivated.  Betcha' can't.

Date: 2008/09/15 21:08:18, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Damn, she left just before I was going tell her that I support abortion under any and every circumstance, up until delivery.  If somebody has any reason at all for wanting to wait until the very last second, well, that's something for them to have to live with.  And while I'm not comfortable with that myself, it ain't my decision to make for somebody else.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Now, let's hear more about them icefish.  They are way neat-o.  And sciency!

Date: 2008/09/20 17:55:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Holy shit!  FtK really needs to get laid!   :O

Date: 2008/09/22 21:02:25, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Sep. 22 2008,19:58)
I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works"

Sig worthy!!!!!

Date: 2008/09/22 21:16:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 22 2008,21:05)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 23 2008,03:02)
Quote (Ftk @ Sep. 22 2008,19:58)
I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works"

Sig worthy!!!!!

I think you'll need to get in line. ;-)

It seems to have been assimilated by 'Ras and Arden thus far.

Louis

Yes, dammit.  I was waaaaay too late showing up for this swah-ray.  I never really paid much attention to Ftk (mostly 'cause she's been banned from the more respectable venues, methinks) but I will admit to giggling delightedly (I'm a girly so that's not, like, sissy stuff) at her meltdown.  The Midwest really seems to have the market cornered, doesn't it?  I'd love to see a thread with her, AFDave, Supersport, Robert Beyers (he of the "marsupial wolves are more closely related to REAL wolves than they are to other marsupials because they LOOK like real wolves" idiocy), and the newest moron to hit TalkRational, Ray Martinez.  I do believe a massive black hole of whirling tard would wink into existence, sucking IQ points away from those who venture too close. Fun times!

Date: 2008/09/23 08:53:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (JonF @ Sep. 23 2008,07:38)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 22 2008,22:16)
I never really paid much attention to Ftk (mostly 'cause she's been banned from the more respectable venues, methinks)

No, she just hasn't shown up at the venues many of us frequent. IIRC she's banned at KCFS, but that's about it.

I think PZ has tossed her in the Dungeon, too.  It would be way cool if she flounced over to Talk Rational.  She could have a threesome with RayRay and AfDumb.  :shudder:

Date: 2008/10/07 19:15:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (kevinmillerxi @ Oct. 07 2008,18:01)
Hey folks, I'm sure you've missed me these past few months. I've definitely missed you. Just wanted to remind you to mark Oct. 21 on your calendar, because that's the day you'll be able to pick up your very own copy of "Expelled" on DVD.

Naw, I have plenty of coasters, thanks, although I'll considered taking up skeet shooting if I can get free copies...

Date: 2008/10/09 20:12:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Oct. 09 2008,13:05)
Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 09 2008,13:03)
Well, you can try to make everybody else out as the bad guy, but the impression you give people is that you'd vote for a kangaroo if they taped some bibles to it.

Busted. That's why I was such a shill for Huckabee.

Oh, wait...

I could at least understand supporting Huckabee on some level.  He's just as bat-shit crazy/ignorant/god-drenched as Palin but with a sense of humor and the FairTax. Palin ain't got NUTTIN' but the bat-shit crazy/ignorant/god-drenched part.  Plus high heels and tits.  Hmmmm...

Date: 2008/10/15 15:39:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 15 2008,11:34)
Early Voters favoring Obama in multiple swing states (according to poll)

Hot dang!  My state is the only bluish one in a sea of Bubbatude, ya'll!

Weird, actually...

Date: 2008/10/20 08:54:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (simmi @ Oct. 20 2008,03:43)
re: racism

Colin Powell on our generation's new xenophobia:

   
Quote
I'm also troubled by, not what Sen. McCain says, but what members of the party say, and it is permitted to be said such things as:  "Well,  you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim."  Well, the correct answer is:   he is not a Muslim.  He's a Christian.   He's always been a Christian.

But the really right answer is:  What if he is?  Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country?  The answer is:  No, that's not America.  Is there something wrong with some 7-year-old Muslim-American kid believing he or she can be President?

Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion:  he's a Muslim, and he might be associated with terrorists.  This is not the way we should be doing it in America.


I was actually inspired when I saw Powell's clip on "Meet the Press:"

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008....?em

What's happened to the party of Eisenhower, of Nelson Rockefeller, of Colin Powell?

(short answer: Richard Nixon & identity politics [/my2c])

Um, it was taken over by christofacist fuckwits in the vein of FtK and company?

Date: 2008/10/22 13:58:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - stevestory]

Horrible, tasteless, insensitive joke warning

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one in five things that comes out of her vagina is retarded.

Date: 2008/10/22 20:41:40, Link
Author: Wolfhound
It's mentioned that Arden is hard, Louis is soft, and now Heddle talks about "girding your loins"?

Erm.   ???

Date: 2008/10/24 05:36:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Jeez, it's just so hard to choose between the two...

Date: 2008/10/30 11:08:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (carlsonjok @ Oct. 30 2008,05:03)
So, what you are saying is spending months underwater in a long metal tube with a hundred sweaty men is your idea of a great career?  

That's seamen, dude.  Seamen.

Date: 2008/10/30 11:11:05, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (csadams @ Oct. 29 2008,22:42)
This is one of the few times I'm ashamed to be a Kansan.

How many of those few times does FtK own?

Date: 2008/10/30 18:41:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Oct. 30 2008,17:55)
Well I was going to vote for a black guy, but I guess that doesn't count. However, I have voted for two black guys.

Yeah but those two black guys aren't as uppity as Obama.  I mean, this black guy is running for President!

Date: 2008/11/10 06:42:25, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Daniel Smith @ Nov. 09 2008,15:22)
I'm fairly convinced that most atheists would argue that there is "no evidence" for God even if he was standing right in front of them.

THIS particular atheist would certainly be convinced if god were standing before her and she had a few mentally stable witnesses to verify that she wasn't having "visions" at the time.  Video cameras are nice, too.  Sadly, your god is a pathetic, wimpy loser who can't be bothered to present any real proof of his existence so tossers like you and your "kind" have to go looking for gaps in which to shoehorn him and then cry "Eureka!"  

That your "evidence" for god consists of perceived flaws in scientific disciplines, an ancient book of ignorant goatherder stories, and the rantings of crazy people who swear they had visions and/or had god speak to them says more about your simple minded credulity than it does about the "failings" of science.

Just sayin'.

Date: 2008/11/23 19:16:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Daniel Smith @ Nov. 23 2008,18:02)
I guess you automatically hear "supernatural" when someone says "God".                    

LOL!!!!!

Date: 2008/11/24 05:48:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Nov. 23 2008,22:15)
Quote (Daniel Smith @ Nov. 23 2008,19:02)
I guess you automatically hear "supernatural" when someone says "God".

Hahahaha!

Jesus fucking Christ, Daniel. I guess I have to retract admiration of your honesty vis God as designer. You appear to be slipping into the same state of dishonest corruption that has characterized the ID movement for years.

Yeah, I hear "grey cartoon rabbit" when someone says "Bugs Bunny".  Weird, huh?   :D

Date: 2008/11/24 19:06:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Daniel Smith @ Nov. 24 2008,16:37)
It doesn't matter what mechanism I propose, or what evidence I cite, because you are so blinded by ideology, you'll always say "there's no evidence" that supports anything outside your narrow worldview.  That's your mantra.

So thanks in advance - for ignoring any and all competing theories my vacuuous bullshit and any and all evidence in support of them it, which exists only in my mind - once again.

Way to project, dude.  And I fixed it for you, too!  

Kisses!

Date: 2008/12/01 15:51:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 01 2008,15:13)
I get the strong sense that most of the staff are away for Thanksgiving, leaving FTK's less-intelligent cousin with the keys.

Is that the one who fathered her children or her husband?  Obviously, I'd conclude that the one of lesser intellect is the one who married her but one never knows.

Date: 2008/12/08 06:12:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Uh, oh!  Ray-Ray has had posts sent to the Bathroom Wall.  Prepare for a long tirade concerning censorship with such atheist luminaries as Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, and the entire government of communist China thrown in for reference purposes.  He plays this particular card at TalkRational whenever his natterings are sent to TBW equivalent, The Compost Heap, or when somebody declares they are putting him on "ignore".

Silly, silly little man.

Date: 2008/12/09 06:28:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Nerull @ Dec. 09 2008,01:49)
Hey FTK.

What's this?


God's penis?

Date: 2008/12/09 07:47:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (k.e.. @ Dec. 09 2008,07:01)
No, here it is.


Now that is worthy of worship!  After that nasty foreskin is pared off, of course.

Hey, FtK, is your god's Johnson so irreducible?

Date: 2008/12/29 12:54:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Dec. 29 2008,08:39)

Poof on the head?  Poof on the head?!  I'll show you fecking poof on the fecking head.




Never send a duck to do a chicken's job.

Date: 2009/01/11 11:55:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
What a whining little titty baby Kevin is!  I'd be buttsore, too, I suppose, if my bastard lovechild of a propaganda piece got the shitcan reviews that his did, making the Year's Worst lists, and deservedly so.  I'd wish a well earned Razzie on it if only I thought Kev & Co wouldn't then try to put the blurb "Award Winning!" on the DVD case after that.

Given that the Christians are such an overhwelming majority in the this country, it's a bit hard to push the "liberal atheist conspiracy" schtick to rationalize away the pathetic box office revenue this pissant pornography earned.  The only people who "loved" this POS were the already existing zombie godbots.  Frankly, I'm surprised enough of them are literate enough to write their crank reviews on Amazon.  Which then makes one reflect upon Louis' Theory of Infinite Sockpuppets.  Hmmm...

Date: 2009/01/11 12:04:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Ow!  That's gotta' hurt!

Date: 2009/01/14 19:24:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I have to give Daniel some credit; he just keeps trucking along, blathering away, heedless of the vacuousness of his position.  Like the Little Engine That Shouldn't.

What is the saddest/funniest thing about his woo is how he criticizes "materialists" (fundie speak for "those who don't believe in woo") for saying "I don't know" but utterly fails to acknowledge that admitting you don't yet know the answer to something is infinitely more honest than Making Shit Up.  Because the godbotherer cannot accept natural explanations for things nor consider the fact that there is no evidence for a magic man in the sky, he ignores the "I don't know roadblock" and pretends that he does know the answer.  Which, necessarily, is his own magic man in the gaps for which there is no evidence beyond his Bronze Age Book O' Bullshit and personal feelings of warm n' fuzziness.  

What a nice little insulated world, indeed, Projection Boy!

Date: 2009/01/20 04:12:35, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (noncarborundum @ Jan. 19 2009,22:45)
Quote (khan @ Jan. 19 2009,22:28)
Poe?

Order of the Tinfoil Headgear.

I ain't never seen the connection 'twixt Hovind and the Iraq War afore.  Dayum!

Argumentum ad Youtubium, no less!  How can we argue with that?

Date: 2009/01/20 16:19:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (J-Dog @ Jan. 20 2009,14:50)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Jan. 20 2009,12:42)
yeah, and someone please point me to the part where it says the oath has to be taken over the bible, please...

It doesn't.  One of the past Presidents put his hand on a law book, NOT a bible.

John Q Adams, I believe.

Date: 2009/01/20 16:44:43, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lowell @ Jan. 20 2009,16:29)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 20 2009,16:19)
   
Quote (J-Dog @ Jan. 20 2009,14:50)
   
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Jan. 20 2009,12:42)
yeah, and someone please point me to the part where it says the oath has to be taken over the bible, please...

It doesn't.  One of the past Presidents put his hand on a law book, NOT a bible.

John Q Adams, I believe.

Yup, that's what this article in Time says.

I would lurve to see that happen again in my lifetime.

It just drives me nuts that the President is swearing to uphold the Constitution, a secular document, while swearing on a Bible, "So help me, God".  Aarrrgggg!

Howzabout putting your hand on the Constitution and swearing in on THAT, minus the reference to the Sky Daddy?  Yeah, as if.

Date: 2009/01/21 17:44:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Jesus fucking Christ, is Daniel still wanking about here?  Sheesh!  :angry:

Date: 2009/01/21 17:58:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I watched the ceremony at a local Greek/Cuban/Italian restaurant (Spaghetti Tuesday, all you can eat for $3.95!) with five of my co-workers:  a live-and-let-live non-denominational Christian (my officemate whom I adore), a new age woo-slinger (thinks all medical doctors are in the pocket of Big Pharma), an ultra-liberal atheist Amazon (even taller than me, which is downright scary!), a lapsed Mormon (my boss), and a kinda'-Christian Freemason (complete with secret decoder ring and cryptic handshake!).

When Warren came on, I booed, which elicited eye rolls and "down girls" from all assembled.  When Obama mentioned "non-believers", I got a high five from my fellow Amazon.  When he mentioned the restoration of science to its proper place we both whooped with joy.  

At the speech's conclusion, ALL of us (including the two who voted for McCain) applauded.  Immediately, a loud boo came from the back of the restaurant, which we had thought we had all to ourselves.  Minutes later, a pissed off redneck stalked out, glaring at us.

Welcome to my little slice of cousin-humping, mouth-breathing, Rapture monkey-infested, rural Florida.  I do believe it's even worse than yours, Steve.   ;)

Date: 2009/01/21 19:33:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Great.  Just great.  Smilies don't seem to work when I WANT them to but when I close a parenthesis and add a period after it YOU guys see it as a wink smiley.  I was NOT trying to put the stupid emoticons all over my friggin' post.  Arrrg! I really hate my computer.  Sorry for the innapropriate smilies.  I am SO ashamed. :hangs head:

And I'm a bit over 5'10".  Not outrageously tall but taller than most.  My coworker friend is 6'.  I am SO jealous!

Date: 2009/01/21 19:35:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Okay, too much Amaretto + cheesy zombie movie = brain fart.  I meant a parenthesis and a COMMA, not a period.

Time to switch to beer and network television, methinks.

Date: 2009/01/21 19:46:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Jan. 21 2009,19:42)
There is a checkbox just below the comment entry box that says "Do you wish to enable emoticons for this post?"

Check that when you want emoticons.

I did, so I checked it, but that also enables them for the part of my post when I quoted you.

Totally not your fault. You may return to your drinks.

Aha!  Thanks for the tip.  I never even noticed that box.  Keen powers of observation and all.  <*sigh*>

Back to the booze but I do believe the bad zombie movie needs to go bye-bye.  Drinkin' ain't makin' it no better.  Time to go read a book, methinks.

Date: 2009/01/27 19:06:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I go to Seattle every August for some dog shows.  Anybody want to go leave a flaming bag of canine leavings on their [three] doorstep[s]?  I can procure the canine leavings, of course.    :)

Date: 2009/01/30 16:58:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (JohnW @ Jan. 28 2009,14:26)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2009,17:06)
I go to Seattle every August for some dog shows.  Anybody want to go leave a flaming bag of canine leavings on their [three] doorstep[s]?  I can procure the canine leavings, of course.    :)

And in what way will this be distinguishable from their customary product?  They'll never even notice.

Erm, uh, it's in Smell-O-Vision?

Date: 2009/02/10 06:23:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 09 2009,22:17)
appropriate of nothing,


I saw Dr. Strangelove.  Which I suppose really means that all people who wear glasses look alike to me.  :shrug:

Date: 2009/02/11 21:40:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (RFJE @ Feb. 11 2009,21:18)
Have you ever seen <snip moronic, anecdotal crapola which would only appeal to the seriously effed-up/credulous/stupid/religious/yes-I-know-it's-redundant-but-there-you-go>

I suppose this whole post is entirely too long to submit en toto to FSTDT.  Too bad, as it's chock full o'nuggets.

Perhaps if I gave them a paragraph at a time...

Date: 2009/02/11 21:47:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Fuckit.  Couldn't resist.  Let's see which bits they publish.   :p

Date: 2009/02/16 21:05:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Welp, one of the bits o' his delusional rant that I submitted, piecemeal, to FSTDT was posted.  Hooray!  Now more can  share the joy!

Date: 2009/02/16 21:14:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (JLT @ Feb. 13 2009,11:11)
Quote
Darwin's Bracelet has been inspired by parts of the human / hominina evolution: Australopithecus, Homo habilis, Homo erectus, Homo neanderthalensis and Homo sapiens. The skulls are handmade from porcelain and metal.



from here

I don't wear jewellery but that IS tempting.

Well, I think I know what Deadman is getting for Happy Monkey this year.   :)

Date: 2009/03/01 13:09:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (ERV @ Feb. 27 2009,17:50)
Do we know The Sensuous Curmudgeon?  Cause his/her response to Caseys bird made me soooo happy :)

That's "Patrick Henry", one of the tireless warriors for quality science education who is a regular at Florida Citizens for Science.  I told him to come on over and he said he'll give it a whirl once he cuts back on other sites.

Date: 2009/03/01 13:11:35, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 28 2009,01:14)
My dog, who has never killed anything very much bigger than himself, "treed" two raccoons about his size just the other night. I was reminded of about 15 years ago when I was working on a mountain lion project. We had two puppies that were being trained as lion dogs. They kept on the trail even after the "experienced" dogs had quit. And they treed the lion.



That's me on the right. (A much younger me).

Your words say "about 15 years ago" but your mustaches speak of an era long-past.  ;)

Date: 2009/03/02 05:49:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dnmlthr @ Mar. 01 2009,14:17)
Hey! Don't bash the 'tash/don't knock it until you've tried it etc.

I'm afraid I'll have to wait until menopause sets in.  Or else borrow somebody else's upper lip.  The latter would be quicker by about 20 years, methinks.  And probably tickle rather nicely.

Date: 2009/03/04 05:17:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ Mar. 03 2009,02:55)
Wolfie, I hope you have all of 20 years before menopause. My wife and I got to share "menopause in a bottle," AKA  tamoxifen following her first mastectomy. Her cancer has returned 5 years following a second mastectomy, and is unfortunately now considered incurable. She takes the estrogen blocker Arimidex, which so far has actually reduced the size and number of active sites in her lymph nodes, and so far there are no brain, lung or liver tumors (the next most likely sites for secondary breast cancers).

We are hopeful that with the anti-science swine out of the White House, medical research will catch-up in time to save her, and millions of other women's lives.

Holy crap!   I know such platitudes are useless but I am truly sorry for what you and your wife are having to endure.   :(  

I'm of the same mind as you with regard to the changing of the guard.

Date: 2009/03/04 05:35:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Gotta' love how they're quick to say that religion has nothing to do with their denial of objective reality.  They's so intellyjunt that they figgered out Darwin was full o'beans early on.  No Jesus here, no sir!  It's science all the way!  And they should start publishing those papers that prove it is any 'ol minute now...   :D

Date: 2009/03/04 10:39:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
You are reminding me that I really need a new camera.  I have an old Mavica with the mini discs as a storage medium.  Ideal for taking photos of my dogs and puppies plus little video clips for my website but really, really sucky for trying to get pictures of the other critters around here.  I miss some great photo opportunities every day.  I've tried with the Mavica but it only has x8 zoom, utterly worthless for wildlife photography.

I have a pair of sharp shinned hawks nesting in one of my pine trees so I typically begin my day by seeing one of them fly from the tree to one of the fence posts.  The downy woodpecks, mocking birds, and scrub jays proceed to divebomb him/her.  

Once down the road I have to watch for the wild turkeys and sandhill cranes who are prone to sauntering across the two lane highway, although this morning I almost hit a flock of blue India peafowl that have been very busy birds of late.  There's about a dozen of the crazy things running loose now compared to the two pair I saw last year.

A mile from my place of employment I can watch the swallow tailed kites wheeling overhead.  There are three pair I see on a regular basis.

Living in the sticks sucks as far as having to tolerate the ignorant redneck human population goes but it's pretty cool for other beasts.

Date: 2009/03/10 17:29:42, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Mar. 09 2009,21:31)
Ras, I certainly understood what you were saying; I do take idiots too seriously sometime. But RB is still the champ!

As for the pic, here is one for k.e., from the same site. It's possible that one of these guys actually is k.e., but we'll have to wait for him to fess up. I have no idea what's going on in this pic, but that's probably a good thing too...


Um, what, exactly, are those things protruding from their mouths?!

Date: 2009/03/12 19:35:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
OT (if that's possible at TBW):  Gave blood 2 hours ago.  Drove home.  Fed horses, fed and watered chickens, gathered eggs from said chickens, fed parrot, fed dogs, fed cat, drank 3 Smirnoff Ices.

Wheeeeeeeeee!   :p

Date: 2009/03/12 19:38:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Daniel Smith @ Mar. 12 2009,20:07)
If you really want to know if God exists, he'll reveal himself to you.  But (and this is the one that usually kills the deal) it has to be on his terms - not yours (he IS God after all).

It has nothing to do with the bible, or any church, or any book or TV show.  It has to do with humility.  It has to do with hunger (and not the physical kind).

If you really want to know God, you will.

What a bunch of horse shit.  I have horses so I know horse shit.

ID: All about teh science.  Not!

Go witness elsewhere, ya git.

Date: 2009/03/12 21:52:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (khan @ Mar. 12 2009,21:01)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 12 2009,20:35)
OT (if that's possible at TBW):  Gave blood 2 hours ago.  Drove home.  Fed horses, fed and watered chickens, gathered eggs from said chickens, fed parrot, fed dogs, fed cat, drank 3 Smirnoff Ices.

Wheeeeeeeeee!   :p

My next blood donation will be #160, 20 gallons (yes I know they switched to liters long ago).

I'm a really bad pantywaist about needles and such after some stupid interns blew out multiple veins in each arm years ago when I was admitted to the ER for a pretty bad stomach virus.  I'm pretty much phobic now.  It takes a supreme act of will for me to donate blood due to my extremely bad experience but I've been slowly gaining confidence.  Before, I used to get cold sweats and dizziness plus nausea if I even spied the needle.  Today I saw the vampiremobile in the grocery store parking lot on the the way home from work so figured what the hell.  I made sure to buy my alcohol while shopping for later use/reward.

I have very low blood pressure and bad veins so present a challenge to the phlebotomists to find and successfully pierce said veins, and to myself for holding still long enough to let them dig around and strike oil.  Today they tried my right arm first and couldn't get the vein.  They were going to let me go but I insisted they try the left arm since I had already let them puncture my fuck off finger for the hemoglobin test and my right arm was hurting anyway after the abortive attempt.  Plus they had wasted 45 minutes of my life up until that point.  Might as well make it worth it.

I got a stupid t-shirt that's 2 sizes too big and a lousy bottle of water but gained more self-confidence.  I'm a fairly sought-after blood type so I'm going to make a point of donating when I can from now on.  This might prepare me better for when and if they match my DNA profile to somebody on the waiting list for bone marrow.  Yeah, I sent off the cheek swab last month.  I'm hoping they need me yet dreading that they will.  Sigh.

20 gallons.  Holy shit!  That's a lot of Grey Goose.  You're a better, braver, juicier person than I!

Date: 2009/03/12 22:08:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 12 2009,22:27)
So we're still waiting to hear from UNC Greensboro, but to this point my daughter has been accepted to Drexel, Johnson and Wales, and Liberty (snicker).

Today, we got the letter of acceptance from Arcadia (formerly Beaver College) in Glenside, PA (half a dozen miles from where I grew up). She's very excited. They have a "study abroad your first year" program, so she could go to London College of Fashion (she's not interested in fashion though), University of Stirling in Stirling Scotland, or University of Limerick in Limerick, Ireland.

Tickled for and proud of her. (But where the hell did the time go? She just started kindergarten last week, didn't she? didn't she?? Uni??? Already???)

Congrats!  Well, except for the Liberty thing.  That was just for shits and giggles, right?   ;)

Hard to believe your kid is that old.  Sometimes, if I think about it too much (blood loss + alcohol), I realize that *I* could have had a college-age kid.  Would have had to get knocked up while still in high school but still possible.  Well, not really given how attractive I was to the opposite sex (except for my fellow geeks in the Sci-Fi club but they'd have done anything with an X chromosome so don't count) at that time but, chronologically speaking, still possible.

Date: 2009/03/13 04:51:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 13 2009,00:12)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Mar. 12 2009,23:03)
some slightly inebriated houseguests speculated last night that perhaps UFOs are shadow life, flitting around the atmosphere with their own little shadowy atmosphere adaptations.  

made me wish we had a hot tub.  that's where that sort of stuff belongs, in the middle of naked people.

I live in a loft, Rasser, so no hot tub for me. I'm currently renovationg though - and this am for my baftime:

http://link.brightcove.com/service....9484561

That is a sweet, sweet baftub!

Date: 2009/03/15 08:38:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
So, I'm reading Simon R. Green's Nightside novel, Hell to Pay.  Near the end of it, the protagonist/narrator, John Taylor, is walking down the Street of the Gods in the company of a militant nun named Sister Jospehine while carrying the dead body of a companion named Paul.  He is accosted by Chuck Adamson, the newly-minted god of Creationism (who is described as a bit of a smary used car salesman in looks and actions) who wants to bring the slain Paul back from the dead as a miracle to help his new church get some exposure.

 "You can bring my friend back from the dead?" I said, fixing him with my coldest stare.  "You can repair Paul's body and return his soul to the vale of the living?"
 "Ah," said Chuck.  "Repair the body, yes.  The soul...is a different matter.  A bit out of my reach, you might say."
 "So what you're proposing," I said, "is to turn Paul into a zombie and have him lurch about shouting Brains! Brains! while he slowly but inevitably decays?"
 "Well, not as such...Look, I'm new," said Cuck, a little desperately.  "We've all got to start somewhere!"
 "You don't even know who I am, do you?" I said.  "I'm John Taylor."
 "Oh Christ."
 "Bit late to be invoking him, Chuck.  You're the god of Creationism...That means you don't believe in evolution, right?"
 "Yes, but..."
 "Your belief started out as Creationism, but has now become Intelligent Design, right?"
 "Yes, but..."
 "So your argument has evolved, thus disproving your own argument."
 "Oh bugger," said Chuck, as he disappeared in a puff of logic.
 "Nice one," said Sister Josephine.  "I would have just shoved a holy hand-grenade up his arse and pulled the pin.  Heretics!  Worse than fleas on a dog.  His church has disappeared, too, and I have to say I find the pile of rubble that has replaced it rather more aesthetically satisfying."
 "He'll be back," I said.  "Or something like him.  If enough people believe in a thing..."
 "If a million people believe in a stupid thing, it is still a stupid thing," Sister Jospehine said firmly.  "I am getting really tired of having to explain that a parable is just a parable."

I do believe Mr. Green might be one of the Good Guys.   :)

Date: 2009/05/04 06:48:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I spent one and a half years in Warrensburg, MO (Go, CMSU Mules!;) and made the rather foolish decision to move up there from Orlando, FL at the end of the Fall term.  My very first week there the temperature got down into the negatives (Farenheit) and the pipes in the home I moved into froze, flooding out the kitchen.

I remember distinctly that Kansas City smelled like skunk and cowflop.  After traveling to a fencing tournament in DeMoines, I determined that Iowa also smelled like skunk.  And pigs.

After my second winter there, driving 70 miles each way in a car with no heater to go work in a Kansas FedEx Ground hub with no heat, this little hothouse flower determined that it was time to leave.  

I am weak.

Turns out the guy I moved up there to be with ended up getting a sex change later so it's just as well.   ???

Date: 2009/05/05 16:01:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ May 05 2009,05:17)
Quote (Wolfhound @ May 04 2009,12:48)
[SNIP]

Turns out the guy I moved up there to be with ended up getting a sex change later so it's just as well.   ???

SEE! SEE! This is what bad weather will do to you! And people think Seasonal Affective Disorder is a joke. ;-)

It is a brave man or woman who can stand up and say "remodel my mummy-daddy area please". I have nothing but awed respect for them. Go trans-folk!

Louis

Yeah, remember that har-dee-har-har that guys like to spout, "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body"?

Not funny any more.   :angry:

She was a 6'4" 158lb guy with a VERY French nose, lantern jaw, prominant Adam's apple, and a sepulchral voice.  I don't even wanna know what she looks like now.

Date: 2009/05/25 07:05:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ May 07 2009,17:33)


Wow, Louis has gained weight there.

Awright, buddy, it's off to the House of Pain for you!   :angry:

Date: 2009/06/10 18:32:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Congrats, Louis!  Now, you and the Missus get busy churning out a few more.  Them damn Krischuns outbreed us and it is looking more and more unlikely that I, myself, will be contributing.  Someone has to pick up the slack.

So, get cracking!

Date: 2009/08/09 08:19:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
That's fabulous!  Congrats on the new post and new digs.  St. Petersburg is the location of one of my  favorite places in the world

Date: 2009/08/09 14:55:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Aug. 09 2009,10:52)
HAHA! THIS IS YOU*:


*ur house

P.S. : Wolfie!

It's true; lotsa' dicks live in Florida.

*waves back at DM*  I'm heading out for my traditional 10 day fun n'frolic in Seattle on the 20th.  Dog show slave Thursday-Sunday then nothing but blueberry and blackberry picking, Evergreen State Fair attending (poultry show and draft horse pull, BAY-bee!), Archie McPhee shopping, aquarium gawping, Chinatown restaurant diving, and whatever else I decide to cram in.  Or I might just hang out on the deck under the redwood trees and make Wolfie stew in the hot tub.

Decisions, decisions...

Date: 2009/08/09 14:58:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Aug. 09 2009,12:50)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Aug. 09 2009,08:19)
That's fabulous!  Congrats on the new post and new digs.  St. Petersburg is the location of one of my  favorite places in the world

That looks highly dangerous.

Diane said, "St. Pete has a library."

:-)

Oh, it is!  Many, many hours and much money is lost among the towering shelves.  I'm going next Saturday!  *hugs self*

Re: The library.  Oddly enough, some of the natives can read.  ;)

Date: 2009/08/26 11:47:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm still in Seattle.  Went up the Snohomish River yesterday and caught some pink salmon.  Right arm is sore (those suckers can FIGHT!) but belly is full.

I will be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.  Back to the swamplands Sunday morning.

Date: 2009/09/14 15:24:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Sep. 14 2009,15:05)
The manual for my 2003 Honda Element...<snip>

Okay, totally OT, but I have to pipe up that my dogshowmobile is also a 2003 Element.  Love that ugly box.  :)

Date: 2009/09/17 17:30:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (FloydLee @ Sep. 17 2009,12:07)
(2) start supporting positive Science Education Reform by initiating and supporting positive, critical-thinking-oriented changes in State Science Standards such as what Louisiana and Texas have successfully accomplished.   THAT's the way to do things right!

I always giggle a little bit when religious whackaloons like Floyd bandy about terms like "critical thinking" in conjunction with their belief in a magic man in the sky and his zombie son who is also himself.

Date: 2009/11/16 11:26:44, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Aahhh, Booby-B and marsupials...  Here is an  Epic Thread dealing with it.  It contains all the nutty goodness you'd expect from his excretions.

Good times!

Date: 2009/11/17 13:23:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 17 2009,01:24)
I'm always curious about what makes people tick.

Chocolate truffles, a bottle of Grey Goose, and a fresh pair of "C" batteries.

Just sayin'...

Date: 2009/11/17 22:00:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 17 2009,14:34)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 17 2009,13:23)
 
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 17 2009,01:24)
I'm always curious about what makes people tick.

Chocolate truffles, a bottle of Grey Goose, and a fresh pair of "C" batteries.

Just sayin'...

Batteries for the game controller thingy, no doubt ;)

Yes.  It is, indeed, a joystick.

Date: 2009/11/18 22:08:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 18 2009,05:32)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 17 2009,22:49)
 
Quote (RDK @ Nov. 17 2009,23:46)
 
Quote (someotherguy @ Nov. 17 2009,22:13)
   
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 17 2009,22:00)
   
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 17 2009,14:34)
     
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 17 2009,13:23)
       
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 17 2009,01:24)
I'm always curious about what makes people tick.

Chocolate truffles, a bottle of Grey Goose, and a fresh pair of "C" batteries.

Just sayin'...

Batteries for the game controller thingy, no doubt ;)

Yes.  It is, indeed, a joystick.

You folks need to get a handle on this dirty pun business.

Pssh.  Wolfy's been handling it so long his thumbs are sore.

ummm... who's gonna tell 'im?

Umm, I believe Wolfie is from the distaff side of the species.  But, you too homos keep fantasizing that she is a he.

HOMOS.

Well, jeez, I'da thunk that the chocolate truffles part would have clued everybody in but perhaps it was too subtle.  I mean, do guys actually eat those things?

Date: 2009/11/19 09:12:19, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 19 2009,01:41)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 18 2009,22:08)
Well, jeez, I'da thunk that the chocolate truffles part would have clued everybody in but perhaps it was too subtle.  I mean, do guys actually eat those things?

I do. I wear safari khakis, a pith helmet and scatter them about the house. I hunt for them, pretending they're warthog scat or something. Then I eat them while screeching like a randy macaque.

Hey, it passes the time, dammit.

Party at Deadman's!

I'll bring the Slip N' Slide™!

Date: 2009/11/19 21:09:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (ppb @ Nov. 19 2009,12:27)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 19 2009,10:12)
I'll bring the Slip N' Slide™!

I thought you were bringing the batteries.

Get yer own batteries, you mooch!   :angry:

Date: 2009/11/19 21:20:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 19 2009,15:56)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 19 2009,09:12)
 
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 19 2009,01:41)
   
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 18 2009,22:08)
Well, jeez, I'da thunk that the chocolate truffles part would have clued everybody in but perhaps it was too subtle.  I mean, do guys actually eat those things?

I do. I wear safari khakis, a pith helmet and scatter them about the house. I hunt for them, pretending they're warthog scat or something. Then I eat them while screeching like a randy macaque.

Hey, it passes the time, dammit.

Party at Deadman's!

I'll bring the Slip N' Slide™!



Woofie...I would bear your puppies.  ;) Or is that "bare"? :P

Please don't bare them; Wolfhound puppies should be fuzzy!

Date: 2009/12/04 08:44:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
SYRSLY, guys, Bobbie-B is completely uneducable.  We tried and tried and tried and tried over at IIDB (or was it Rants N Raves, I dunno) and he proved that his skull has Jesus Shields set at maximum power.  Ain't nothing gonna' penetrate something that dense.

Date: 2009/12/09 12:14:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (deadman_932 @ Nov. 26 2009,16:42)
Happy Thanksgiving to those that celebrate it. I'm roasting a turkey and baked 3 apple pies - two go to my neighbors for tolerating my crap.  :) Later, I may go find a pilgrim to scalp.

Mmmm beer and Irish whiskey.

HA HA THIS IS YOU!



Date: 2009/12/12 18:02:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Thanks, guyz.  Getting longer in tooth and greyer in muzzle as the march toward decrepitude continues apace.

But Ize still younger than Deadman HA HA!   :D

Date: 2009/12/13 05:07:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Dec. 12 2009,23:37)
I've been meaning to ask, Thylacine or Canid, or does it really matter since they have the same common name and are therefore the same kind?

Happy Birthday.

No pouchez for me.  Although some may start to form as I get even older.

Um, ick.

Date: 2009/12/13 05:33:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
And you all make me feel warmer and fuzzier.

Date: 2009/12/15 09:29:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Thank you, thank you.  You guyz is the best.  Even you pinky-lifting, tea-sipping crumpet-munchers.  

'Specially you.  

And you know who you are.

Date: 2009/12/15 09:59:18, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Yeah, I miss Louis.  <*sniff*>   :(

Date: 2010/01/12 00:46:52, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Shit, dude, get outta' there, quick, afore the hospital food finishes teh job!  :O

Date: 2010/02/26 05:59:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 26 2010,05:25)
Sorry, but is our Internet Tough Guy reduced to "boasting" about his 23 year old car?

Wow....just wow.

I wonder if Joe has a mullet.

Louis

Oh, yes.  Yes, he does.

Date: 2010/03/04 21:44:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
And what a mighty collection of creoturds it is, too!

Date: 2010/03/07 15:41:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Mar. 05 2010,02:27)
Sorry about the Wind from the North, there.

- a sane Canadian.

*Sniff-sniff*

[I]Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm!  Smell teh stoopid!

Date: 2010/03/07 15:44:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 07 2010,16:41)
Quote (fnxtr @ Mar. 05 2010,02:27)
Sorry about the Wind from the North, there.

- a sane Canadian.

*Sniff-sniff*

[I]Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm!  Smell teh stoopid!

Says the moron who could not manage close the italic.    :angry:

Date: 2010/03/07 19:22:35, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 07 2010,17:19)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 07 2010,15:44)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 07 2010,16:41)
   
Quote (fnxtr @ Mar. 05 2010,02:27)
Sorry about the Wind from the North, there.

- a sane Canadian.

*Sniff-sniff*

[I]Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm!  Smell teh stoopid!

Says the moron who could not manage close the italic.    :angry:

Or click the emoticon button.  


Iz tru.  Me am retard.   :(

Me gonna eat wurmz!

Date: 2010/03/12 21:43:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Wolfie sez happy birfday to Foxie.  Awoooooooo!

Date: 2010/03/22 22:32:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Hoppy Birfdayz!  Awoooooooo!

Date: 2010/03/29 13:17:41, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,14:00)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 29 2010,12:14)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,11:25)
 
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21)
Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work.

Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'.

I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question.

I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'.

So very, very sad.

Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?'

You don't calculate CSI you measure it.

Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present.

Excellent.  What device do we use to measure the specified information?  What units is specified information measured in?

Pick any three objects, organisms, or material structures and measure their specified information.  Please explain why you measured them that way and why the results are as they are.

kthnx

measuring information/ specified complexity

And if you have something to say then post it on my blog.

This forum isn't a place for a discussion.

Yes, indeed, so please feel free to fuck off.  Kaythnxbye!

Date: 2010/03/30 07:12:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Robert Byers @ Mar. 24 2010,04:10)
Quote (afarensis @ Mar. 20 2010,09:35)
Meanwhile, over at The Panda's Thumb Byers undermines his argument:

 
Quote
In any issue of determining if old bones are of humans and not apes there is a clue. The bible teaches that women uniquely have great pain at childbirth. Animals do not. This is a great anatomical reality of our women’s skeleton and so if there is a female hobbit one just needs to examine, if possible, whether she had pain at childbirth by looking at her skeleton. If so we got a daughter of Adam. if not we got a dumb old monkey.


So we can tell the difference between "monkey" and human by looking at reproduction, but not marsupial and placental?

Reproduction can be different and yet not is evidence of segregated kinds.
Snakes can bear live young or by eggs yet they are still snakes.
With people there is a express intervention in nature by God to make a difference in reproduction. Animals are not affected.

We've gone over your nonsense about non-human animals experiencing no pain during birth on other boards.  Remember the spotted hyena debacle, in which you were handed your ass?  Of course you don't; you are impervious to evidence, logic, and reason.

Also, my old Borzoi brood bitch, Lindy, would very much like to bite you as she had a bit of an owie with the delivery of her last litter.  Her pain was real.  As yours shall be if her teeth manage to make contact with your ass.  I shall keep her from you, though, since it is doubtful you have had all of your vaccinations and I value her health greatly.

Date: 2010/03/30 07:46:42, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 30 2010,08:16)
Oh come on now Wolfhound, you know you ladies should know your place and not comment on the pains and what have you. After all, the world's ills can be laid at your door for eating a snake after listening to a talking apple or something.

Naughty womens! Hush now. Back in the kitchen! And don't forget to add the Jesus.

;-)

Louis

I just got out of the kitchen a moment ago after preparing a Jesus-free breakfast for my elderly grandfather and now my place is here, nattering away at my betters (those who own a penis, according to Bobby-B and his celestial bully-boy).

Now, about them thar girlie-pains... Well, I've had some over the years although I probably should be a good little woman and accept my share of the Curse of Eve by squeezing out a whelp or two.  Any volunteers to help me with this?  I haven't yet mastered that whole parthenogenesis thang so need some help with the spermies, I reckon.  I'll never get to Heaven if I don't suffer properly and from what I understand the agony of childbirth draws out about 18-30 years.  Longer if you name the lil' nipper Louis.  :D

Date: 2010/03/30 07:50:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Couple of bitches.  Both are/were tremendous pains to their respective mothers. :)

Date: 2010/03/30 08:31:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (midwifetoad @ Mar. 30 2010,09:18)
Egg binding is also a bitch. I've seen it happen in chickens.

Ug, yeah.  Lost a silver laced Polish pullet that way.  :(

Date: 2010/03/30 08:46:40, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (midwifetoad @ Mar. 30 2010,09:33)
So I guess she was human?

Not really, no.  Although her hairdo was pretty spiff.

Date: 2010/03/30 09:25:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Mar. 30 2010,10:12)
Wow! Who's the hottie?

And where did that other one get her leather jacket?

:)

The hottie is "Eazy" (Laureate Adrienne K-C's Easy Lover) and, given her name, you might just stand a chance.  She's a bit underage, though, even in dog years, as her first birthday is April 8.

The other one got her leather jacket at Burlington Coat Factory for $109.00 USD.  Kenneth Cole lambskin.  Smells as good as it looks, I tells ya'!

Date: 2010/03/30 12:59:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 30 2010,11:15)
Obviously "bitch" is fine to use when referring to women. Especially if you are a rapper, when it's positively sexually alluring.

People who belong to a particular subset are also given free license to use the derogatory terms, too.  That's why it's okay for me to bandy about "bitch", "twat", etc.  And it's socially acceptable for you and a few others to call each other "homo" and suchlike.

Date: 2010/03/30 20:42:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 30 2010,21:01)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 30 2010,08:46)
...and from what I understand the agony of childbirth draws out about 18-30 years.  Longer if you name the lil' nipper Louis.  :D

Hey now!

No, Lou, I'm certain you were a delightful child and the apple of your mother's eye.  As opposed to Louis, who likely filled the role of talking snake.  Or not.  We should ask his mum.  Once Arden is done with her. *

* My apologies to Louis' mother, who has suffered enough, as it is.

Date: 2010/03/30 20:59:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 30 2010,14:47)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 30 2010,17:59)
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 30 2010,11:15)
Obviously "bitch" is fine to use when referring to women. Especially if you are a rapper, when it's positively sexually alluring.

People who belong to a particular subset are also given free license to use the derogatory terms, too.  That's why it's okay for me to bandy about "bitch", "twat", etc.  And it's socially acceptable for you and a few others to call each other "homo" and suchlike.

In all seriousness, calling people bitch, homo etc is IMO not ok. It's pretty poor behaviour (bigotry at worst, indifference to/ignorance/reinforcement of the bigotry of other at best), and yes, I know I've engaged in it. I am imperfect, but working on it. I'm a bit hardline, I'm not sure it's a good idea even for women to call each other bitch, but since dealing with misogyny is their problem not mine, I'll let them work that one out! ;-)

Almost exclusively when "homo" is used here it's a "deliberate in-joke about DaveScot and how he acts" use, NOT an "insult-by-calling-someone-gay" use.

Just to make sure we're all on the same comedy page and all!

Louis

No worries.  I have NEVER called another woman any of those names in anger.  My good friends and I jokingly use the words, but, as it is here at AtBC with the homo jibes, it's all in good fun.

Date: 2010/03/31 20:28:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 31 2010,04:19)
Anyway, you're right. I am the incarnation of evil. Hey, it's something to do at weekends.

Pfah!  No rest for the wicked; evil is a full time job, you piker!

Date: 2010/04/01 06:52:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ April 01 2010,07:33)
Joe @ TT:
Quote
IOW if scales, fins and gills are part of what defines fish, and fish are allegedly our ancestors, we should have them.

Link.

ROFL.

I want my prehensile tail, dammit!   :angry:

Date: 2010/04/02 02:40:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Badger3k @ April 01 2010,20:38)
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 01 2010,06:52)
 
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ April 01 2010,07:33)
Joe @ TT:
   
Quote
IOW if scales, fins and gills are part of what defines fish, and fish are allegedly our ancestors, we should have them.

Link.

ROFL.

I want my prehensile tail, dammit!   :angry:

Well, it's not a tail...but it is prehensile!  It's "Mr Elephant"... and it's all thanks to one of those late-night infomercials...

and ID.
;)

Can it cut through a tin can and still slice a tomato?  If I order now, do I get a second Mr Elephant (makes a great gift!) and the Mini Elephant, which I can conveniently carry in my purse for those moments that I really need Mr Elephant but forgot it at home?

Damn, I hope those operators are standing by...

Date: 2010/04/05 07:30:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (FrankH @ April 05 2010,07:59)
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 05 2010,06:34)
Quote (Robert Byers @ April 04 2010,22:53)
I see my point holding up either way.
In other words, there's nothing anyone can say that will change your alleged mind.

Thanks for making that even more clear than it was before.

Too bad the ID/YEC crowd is not populated with young ladies who could contort their bodies as well as they can their minds.

Ah, the pleasing mental picture that makes.

But, given what lurks in their brains, would you really want to get close enough to their bodies to *ahem* admire them?  I'm sure that viewing them from afar might give you a false sense of security but who really knows the actual distance needed to safely avoid infection?  I'm pretty sure their mind virus is airborne.  *Brrrrrr*

Date: 2010/04/06 08:52:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richard Simons @ April 05 2010,21:42)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Mar. 19 2010,00:57)
If you've booked your Florida travel outside winter and spring break, yeah, that's a bit different.

Maybe a get-together could be set up for those of us who are residents here and our visiting friends.

Sorry, Wes, I've been away from the site for a few days and had not seen this. We plan on arriving in Tampa late on the 7th, then next day driving down to Ft Myers for 3 nights, followed by Naples (not booked) then back to Tampa to fly back on the afternoon of the 14th. If possible, I would like a chance to meet some of the people who frequent these pages.

I'm pretty much a non-entity around here (lotsa' lurkin', not much postin') but reside in the Central Florida area.  A meetup would be nice.  Any excuse to share a drink, you know.

Date: 2010/04/06 14:37:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (J-Dog @ April 06 2010,13:51)
Quote (fnxtr @ April 06 2010,11:36)
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 06 2010,06:52)
 
Quote (Richard Simons @ April 05 2010,21:42)
 
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Mar. 19 2010,00:57)
If you've booked your Florida travel outside winter and spring break, yeah, that's a bit different.

Maybe a get-together could be set up for those of us who are residents here and our visiting friends.

Sorry, Wes, I've been away from the site for a few days and had not seen this. We plan on arriving in Tampa late on the 7th, then next day driving down to Ft Myers for 3 nights, followed by Naples (not booked) then back to Tampa to fly back on the afternoon of the 14th. If possible, I would like a chance to meet some of the people who frequent these pages.

I'm pretty much a non-entity around here (lotsa' lurkin', not much postin') but reside in the Central Florida area.  A meetup would be nice.  Any excuse to share a drink, you know.

Plus, she has a cool leather jacket.

and her dogs can beat up DaveTard's dogs.

Hell, they can beat up DaveTard himself!

Date: 2010/04/07 05:34:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richard Simons @ April 06 2010,23:05)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 05 2010,22:18)
Richard, would you be able to spend a couple of hours the evening of the 13th somewhere near south Tampa Bay?

Wes, That sounds good, and my wife likes the idea of meeting up with a local zoology contact. Let me know of a suitable place and time.

Wolfhound, I've never been to Florida before, but if you can suggest a meeting time and place (the same as with Wes or different) that would fit in with our plans without too much driving on busy highways we'd like to meet you, too.

If Wes is okay with sharing his time, it would make more sense for us all to meet at the same venue.  Just need a time and place.

Oh, and my name is Monica.  No harm in sharing that since it is well-known that I own several large, vicious wolfhounds with a taste for creationist flesh.  RAWR!

Date: 2010/04/07 05:41:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (MichaelJ @ April 07 2010,03:25)
Is it Happy Paul Nelson day or Merry Paul Nelson day?

Nelson's Greetings!

Date: 2010/04/07 19:47:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (FrankH @ April 07 2010,18:23)
Perhaps he'll do the research or publish the results of the tests he's already done.

Peer reviewed, no doubt.  *wink-wink*

Date: 2010/04/08 06:35:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 08 2010,07:04)
Suggestions for place? I am currently living in Clearwater and working in downtown St. Petersburg. I am working on moving into a house in Palmetto (Manatee County). Where are others, and do we have suggestions for a place to meet and eat?

(BTW, Wolfhound, one of my new neighbors talked about how in our area a couple of unauthorized wanderers coming down a long driveway had been encouraged to take their walk elsewhere -- at gunpoint. Taking a wrong turn down there isn't great for one's health, apparently.)

I'll dig around and see what's popular.  If you were closer to Tampa proper, I'd suggest Four Green Fields, one of most favoritist places ever.  Good food, good drinks, owned and run by Irishmen so they don't scrimp on the alochol, either.  Decor is Olde World Bar Fight (some of the wicker chairs look as though they've been used to smash a few heads).

Why am I not surprised by the "move along, stranger" story?  That was a somewhat common scenario in Brooksville, too.  My farrier, who lived just up the road from me, was a gun-totin', tree-huggin' liberal atheist and said he'd run some riff-raff off once in a while.  Yeeee-HAW!  (He also tried to "humanely" kill a chicken-eating possum I'd trapped but that's a horror story for another day)

Date: 2010/04/08 06:40:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 08 2010,07:35)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 08 2010,07:04)
Suggestions for place? I am currently living in Clearwater and working in downtown St. Petersburg. I am working on moving into a house in Palmetto (Manatee County). Where are others, and do we have suggestions for a place to meet and eat?

(BTW, Wolfhound, one of my new neighbors talked about how in our area a couple of unauthorized wanderers coming down a long driveway had been encouraged to take their walk elsewhere -- at gunpoint. Taking a wrong turn down there isn't great for one's health, apparently.)

I'll dig around and see what's popular.  If you were closer to Tampa proper, I'd suggest Four Green Fields, one of most favoritist places ever.  Good food, good drinks, owned and run by Irishmen so they don't scrimp on the alochol, either.  Decor is Olde World Bar Fight (some of the wicker chairs look as though they've been used to smash a few heads).

Why am I not surprised by the "move along, stranger" story?  That was a somewhat common scenario in Brooksville, too.  My farrier, who lived just up the road from me, was a gun-totin', tree-huggin' liberal atheist and said he'd run some riff-raff off once in a while.  Yeeee-HAW!  (He also tried to "humanely" kill a chicken-eating possum I'd trapped but that's a horror story for another day)

Wow, there's some serious spelling and grammar fail in my post.  *goes to get coffee*

Date: 2010/04/08 08:39:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 08 2010,08:23)
Monica, Wes and Richard:

Shall I suggest John's Pass? Lovelly place, dolphins can be seen swimming in the pass at all time, there is a great restaurant on the south corner of the pass where they serve delicious gator nuggets. That would be a nice revenge for Ms Elsberry ;)

I haven't been there in 15 years, but this would be the place to go whenever I return to Florida!

Ah!  I've been there, I believe!  There is the restaurant proper and dining outside, as well.  Our crew sat outdoors on the decking.  Unfortunately, the wind was howling off the river(drinks were served in plastic cups so a firm grip was needed) and there was some truly wretched karaoke going on but the food was very good.  I had a seafood chowder that was lovely.  Parking was a bear at the time but it   was a Friday night, after all.

Date: 2010/04/09 06:41:43, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm up for this.  Wes, it'll just be me, by my widdle wonesome <*sob*> and I don't know of anybody else who might be coming. I invited Mike PSS (PM'ed him at TalkRational) but have gotten no response.  Is SteveStory still in Lakeland?  If he is and cares to go, I can swing by and pick him and his girlfriend up.  Otherwise, I might ride the motorcycle over.

Date: 2010/04/09 06:43:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Badger3k @ April 09 2010,00:22)
Quote (afarensis @ April 08 2010,22:05)
Probably because you don't understand the material you are dealing with. As I have, repeatedly said, pain in child birth occurs in primates with babies that have large brains - squirrel monkeys and macaques spring to mind - relative to the above morphology. In the case of humans the trade of is between bipedalism, brain size, and pelvic size. In the two mentioned primates the trade off is between brain size, pelvic size, and sitting posture (which is very similar to bipedalism, the key factor being the ability to be upright). Regardless, the primates still feel pain in trying to deliver large brained babies.

Bobby's mom felt no pain at all...

<*spits coffee*>

Date: 2010/04/09 10:51:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Robin @ April 09 2010,11:45)
Man...just teed up there for a mental-gutter comment to knock it out of the park. However, I refuse to be the person that goes juuuuuust a weeee bit too far...(sigh)

S'okay, Robin, I'm certain that somebody here will pick up the slack.

*Paging Louis!  Louis, report to the "Can You Do Geology" thread for a dirty-up!

Date: 2010/04/09 20:45:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Wes, will Prof.  Steve Steve make an appearance?  Deadman wants photos.   :p

Date: 2010/04/10 23:26:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Joyous Natal Anniversary, k.e.!

Date: 2010/04/11 11:05:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 09 2010,23:38)
Prof. Steve Steve has been showing an inordinate fondness for Reed Cartwright's place lately. There's a certain amount of wear-and-tear a fellow undergoes traveling around the world on sabbatical. I doubt PSS can get here in time for the get-together.

The good professor needs a stunt panda/body double for instances such as this!

What time shall we meet on Tuesday?  It's about a 2 hour drive for me, give or take.

Date: 2010/04/12 06:09:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 11 2010,21:31)
Would 6:30 work for you, Wolfhound? If not, when is the earliest that you might make it?

6:30 is good.  I shall see you there.  I'll PM you my cell phone number.  Publicly posting it would be bad since there are so many perves here.  And you know who you are.   :angry:

* Not that I am completely opposed to talking to some of the perves here.  They can PM me for my cell phone number.  A current CV and brain scan must be attached to the request.  Thank you.

Date: 2010/04/12 06:47:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I knowed it wuz ur birfday an I posted ur very own thred at TalkRational!  Lookie!

Date: 2010/04/14 00:35:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 14 2010,00:15)
Party of five at Gators, and we had quite a good time chatting. Wolfhound has pictures, and I have some. I don't know when I will next get a chance to upload some, including one of a night heron on a piling. Diane and I have MarineQuest at work to prepare for and work in, which ends Saturday.

It was lovely meeting everybody!  Good food, good conversation, and great company.  Except for the strange young fellow boarding the trolley who, upon seeing me get out of my vehicle and cross the road to meet Wes and the Simmonses at the restaurant's front door, yelled out "Hi, Tall!" in a tone of voice that implied familiarity.  Or drunkeness.  It was a bit disconcerting, even if he was correct in his assessment of my height.   :p

My computer doesn't like the mini disks that the photos are stored on so I'll have to use another machine to extract them and then send them to the various interested parties.  And maybe post a few here.

Date: 2010/04/14 06:45:59, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 14 2010,06:39)
The group boarding the trolley appeared to all be ASL users, so likely hearing-impaired. That might explain a non-standard tone of voice.

Aha!  I didn't get to observe the group prior to them boarding the trolley so missed that.  He was a self-confident guy, for certain!

Oh, here's one of windblown me, taken by Wes.   :D

Date: 2010/04/14 07:48:52, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 14 2010,08:01)
Nice! I hope you guys had a really good time! (Damn! I wish I could visit Florida more often. Next time, maybe...)

BTW, did you enjoy the place? Tried any of their delicious gator Nuggets? And the view?

:)

If you ever come on down to Florida, drop me a line.  I can show you some of the Orlando hotspots and the great, out-of-the-way places in my old county of residence.  If you're brave, I'll throw you on the back of my motorcycle.  HA!

The view was nice (especially the sunset and the various birds that showed up) but none of us got the gator tail.  I had the seared Ahi tuna with sliced ginger and seaweed salad garnish (YUM!;) plus a calamari appetizer was shared around.  Oh, there was an Elvis impersonator performing in the lounge area.  We opted to eschew that particular delight.   :D

Date: 2010/04/14 10:58:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ April 14 2010,11:37)
yowzah. :-)

My sister runs Northwood Studios in Gainesville. Silkscreens &c.

Aw, thanks!   :)   I am, indeed, a typical gal in that I like it when men find me attractive and tell me so.  Even when I'm "off the market", so to speak.  It's been a good 24 hours for me.  *blush*  

And yet another guy with a Florida connection.  Hope your sister's business is booming!

Date: 2010/04/14 11:05:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
A group shot, minus Mrs. Elsberry, who joined us later.  Not sure why I look so sheepish but Wes and I are stooping to make sure our heads stayed in the frame.

Date: 2010/04/14 16:35:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ April 14 2010,15:12)
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Quote (fnxtr @ April 14 2010,11:37)
yowzah. :-)

My sister runs Northwood Studios in Gainesville. Silkscreens &c.

Aw, thanks!   :)   I am, indeed, a typical gal in that I like it when men find me attractive and tell me so.  Even when I'm "off the market", so to speak.  It's been a good 24 hours for me.  *blush*  

And yet another guy with a Florida connection.  Hope your sister's business is booming!

Alas, I have to rely on the memory of compliments.  (sigh) Those were the days. :-)

Awww, now I feel bad.   :(  

If you haven't been given any compliments in a while you're either A) old, B) married, or C) all of the above.  Or else you need to post photos of yourself.  I'm sure Louis will think you're HAWT.   :p

Date: 2010/04/14 17:13:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ April 14 2010,17:48)
I'm going with C), Monty.

She thinks I've got it goin' on, that's really all that matters these days.

Sorry, Louis.

Well, damn!  Actions speak louder than words so this is pure win for you!   :)

*Poor, poor Louis...

Date: 2010/04/14 19:55:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 14 2010,20:34)
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 14 2010,11:05)
A group shot, minus Mrs. Elsberry, who joined us later.  Not sure why I look so sheepish but Wes and I are stooping to make sure our heads stayed in the frame.


I'd better note that "Mrs. Elsberry" is actually Diane Blackwood, Ph.D. Yes, we're married, but she kept her maiden name. She counted the fact that the Social Security Office burned down as a sign.

That doesn't mean that one or the other of us won't occasionally respond to being called "Mrs. Elsberry" or "Mr. Blackwood" as the case may be. Sometimes it is simpler to just go with the flow.

LOL!  I stand corrected and please accept my apologies!   :D

Date: 2010/04/27 07:58:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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Quote (fnxtr @ April 14 2010,11:37)
yowzah. :-)

My sister runs Northwood Studios in Gainesville. Silkscreens &c.

Aw, thanks!   :)   I am, indeed, a typical gal in that I like it when men find me attractive and tell me so.  Even when I'm "off the market", so to speak.  It's been a good 24 hours for me.  *blush*  

And yet another guy with a Florida connection.  Hope your sister's business is booming!

Ah, well then. I find you attractive.

Get in line.


Yaaaaaay!  My kinda' party!

Date: 2010/07/06 10:57:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I R latest.  Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard!

Date: 2010/07/06 11:05:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ July 05 2010,15:14)
Home improvements nearly done..





Absolutely gorgeous but it's missing something to complete its asthetic appeal...

I know!  You need one or more large, hairy, elegant sighthounds draped decoratively across the sofa and floor.  Might I make a suggestion...?

Date: 2010/07/23 00:11:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Way to fuck with the blind folks, guys!   :angry:

Date: 2010/07/23 00:13:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I do that every year!  It's a lot of fun.  Grab a tube, mask, and snorkle and have a great time.  I'll be going in about 2 weeks to test out my sleek new Bikini Body.  RAWR!

Date: 2010/07/26 08:43:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Yaaaay!  You survived another one!  Congrats!

Date: 2010/07/26 08:45:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (JLT @ July 23 2010,08:33)
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 23 2010,06:11)
Way to fuck with the blind folks, guys!   :angry:

As a service to the blind folks a translation of this important exchange in morse code:

S? (S = three dots in morse code) What is that an abbreviation of?

LOL POTW

Seconded (Google rocks)

Much better!  I thought it was braille.   ???

Date: 2010/08/05 08:37:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Basically worthless comment but it must be said:

Wolfhound lurvs Blipey.

That is all.

Date: 2010/08/05 08:55:03, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Amadan @ Aug. 04 2010,06:19)
and quite ahem . . . ardent too.

But I'm indiscrete. I should keep mum.

Loose's mum?  I do believe she has suffered enough already.

Date: 2010/08/05 23:24:35, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Steviepinhead @ Aug. 05 2010,12:30)
Blipey, being a guy and all, is likely to have issues with coming right out and saying that he loves Wolfie back.

But that's what friends are for (Blipey may not have previously known I was such a good friend but, hey, who can have too many friends -- well, except on Facebook...), so I'll say it for him:

"Aw, shucks...!  Blipey, hm, hr, l- lo-, koff, Blipey loves Wolfhound TOO!"

Ah, but Wolfie holds Pinheads first in her heart.  *hugs*

Date: 2010/08/08 09:11:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Aug. 08 2010,00:50)
Although it’s a certainty that Darwinism as we know it will bite the dust, there will always be some materialistic explanation put forth for origins just as there will always be an argument for design in one form or the other.  I guess I just eventually found the whole debate senseless in a way.  

That part is always so cute!  Pray harder, wingnut; it ain't happening.

Date: 2010/08/09 08:58:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Aug. 09 2010,07:29)
Maybe there's still hope,  For the Kids.

No, I'm afeared she's pretty well hopeless...

Date: 2010/09/02 11:53:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Birthday, boys!  Glad I wasn't late to the party!

--Wolfie (back from vay-cay in Seattle where she rubbed fenders with a Pinhead, snogged a Deadman, and had her first experience with illegal drugs EVAH)

P.S.-- wheeeeeeeeeeee!

P.P.S.--  Photos, Louis, or you didn't happen!

Date: 2010/09/02 12:01:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Crap!  Late for this one but hoppy birfdaye anywhose!

Date: 2010/09/24 11:43:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I shrunk down a couple of photos that Deadman and I took while at the Seattle Aquarium last month and am putting them here.  Sadly, the Deadman is a shy and reclusive creature, nearly impossible to photograph in the wild, so I cannot supply any pictures of that particular critter.

Deadman took this one of young Coho salmon that the aquarium bred for release into the Sound.  This was taken from below, aimed up at them, them as the facility had a "skylight".  Pretty neat effect.

Date: 2010/09/24 11:51:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
And here is another Seattle native.  He stood there on the rail and gave us the hairy eyeball while we ate some lunch out on the coffee shop's deck.  Either he can't read so was oblivious, or he was literate and was being willfully obstinate.  Given his species, I'll go for the latter.  I took this one while Deadman hip-mo-tyzed him by waving a french fry around.  No comments about Deadman's french fry, please; he's very sensitive about it.  

Date: 2010/09/24 11:57:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
And, finally, Deadman caught me posing with a member of the elusive Pinhead Clan.  I will not tell you what Deadman was waving around to capture its attention!

Date: 2010/09/27 01:10:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 26 2010,18:55)
Quote (Beelzebub667 @ July 28 2010,06:19)
That image reminds me of one suspicion I've always had about VD.  Beyond the first impression of developed biceps, you start to realize due to the proportion of head and body to arm, you're looking at a very, very small man.  I've seen guys like this in the gym and they're always about 5'1''.  VD fits the Napoleon complex to a t.

http://rantingroom.blogspot.com/2007/09/vox-day-and-me-part-12.html

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So after all of this build up, then, we're back to the original question: what is Vox Day really like?

Short.

Well, that would explain why he hates women so much.

Date: 2010/09/27 18:26:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (BWE @ Sep. 27 2010,17:47)
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:) Now thanks to Collins, Venter, Carroll et. al. I just read scientific american to stay as current as the rest of the scientists. :D

Is that your subscription or do you have your wife buy them for you?

no, I take them from the coffee table at work. :D

I so have to get my doctor and dentist to subscribe to SciAm and Nature.  That'll save me a bundle.   :)

Date: 2010/10/28 06:58:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Damn, I'm late, but I got this for you anyway.  Smoochies!


Date: 2010/10/28 07:00:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
This calls for a grumpy LOLcat!

Date: 2010/10/28 07:12:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (SLP @ Oct. 27 2010,19:27)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22)
Such a sad little boy.

Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs.

Poor Joe.

A 150 lb bully?   :O

Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :(

Date: 2010/10/28 07:16:19, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (keiths @ Oct. 24 2010,15:34)
Quote (Zachriel @ Oct. 24 2010,07:49)
Joe G wins another argument.
 
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Joe G: All of that is what gets you the you are a stupid, fucked-up, child-molesting, son-of-a-bitch who is too retarded to feed himself from his mommy's teat award.

His coulrophobia brings back fond memories of Dave S.

Watching this video kindled some sympathy in me for Joe G.  Maybe we should give him a stuffed animal to clutch while he's posting.

This might bring him comfort since it's what most of them cling to, anyway.  Perhaps we could all pitch in and...nah.


Date: 2010/10/28 07:19:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Screw it, let's give him nightmares.

Date: 2010/10/28 14:02:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Oct. 28 2010,14:26)
Happy Birthday.

As we speak, I am hosting a brownie in your name.

She's a bit young for you, I'll wager.

Date: 2010/10/29 18:15:11, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,07:50)
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Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22)
Such a sad little boy.

Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs.

Poor Joe.

A 150 lb bully?   :O

Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :(

Bring it on flyboy...

Actually, that's flygirl, but okay.  I'm 5'10" and 135 pounds of lean, athletic muscle, plus I'm a size 34C lest you think you're dealing with a mere twig.  Former epee fencer and collegiate rugby player and I work out at least four days a week.  AND I'm good-looking.

So, that's my CV.  Let's go, doughbullyboy.

Date: 2010/10/31 14:32:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (rhmc @ Oct. 30 2010,22:08)
send me the $20 and i'll let her kick my ass.  :)

I'll even supply my own, erm, accoutrements.  Some are even fluffy!   :)

Date: 2010/10/31 14:34:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Oct. 31 2010,12:18)
I'm loathe to do this, but I'd like to try to get a nitwit off the bathroom wall at PT and get him over here.

Is it OK if I make a thread for the nutburger?

Oh, Lawdy, are you referring to IBelieveInBullshit?  Good for some lulz, to be sure, but about as honest and impervious to evidence and logic as Floyd Lee.

Date: 2010/10/31 16:56:03, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Yes, he has...stamina...

Date: 2010/11/01 14:25:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
A very merry Unbirthday to you!

P.S.--  Do you REALLY look like Peter Jackson in a sombrero?

Date: 2010/11/04 20:38:44, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (rhmc @ Nov. 02 2010,18:46)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 01 2010,10:43)
I think I'd pay $20 just to make that happen...

perfect.  so where do i meet her?  

and i guess you'll need to send me the twenny.

Orlando.  Disney World.  Behind Cinderella's Castle.  I'll bring the ostrich plumes and greasepaint.

Date: 2010/11/04 20:45:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 04 2010,20:26)
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Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22)
Such a sad little boy.

Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs.

Poor Joe.

A 150 lb bully?   :O

Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :(

Bring it on flyboy...

Actually, that's flygirl, but okay.  I'm 5'10" and 135 pounds of lean, athletic muscle, plus I'm a size 34C lest you think you're dealing with a mere twig.  Former epee fencer and collegiate rugby player and I work out at least four days a week.  AND I'm good-looking.

So, that's my CV.  Let's go, doughbullyboy.

Flygirl? Well that would explain the hysterics and dimentia- you can't understand normal thinking.

Gosh, who knew?  He's a creationist retard AND a sexist.  Oh, wait, most good Christian men ARE sexist since the Sky Daddy tells them it's A-OK.

BTW, what's "dimentia"?  A condition involving ten cent pieces?

P.S.-- Your "comebacks" pretty clearly indicate your stunted mental and emotional state.  You should get out more.  No, wait, your mom's basement is safer.  For the rest of the population.  Carry on.

Date: 2010/11/04 20:51:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
What's especially precious is his constant use of a smiley emoticon after what he feels is a real hum-dinger of an atheist-stumping point.  Kinda' like the kid in school who ate paste, shoved crayons up his nose, and giggled at his own knock-knock jokes before he even got to the answer to the "who's there" query.

Date: 2010/11/04 20:54:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Nov. 04 2010,08:00)
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Quote (didymos @ Nov. 03 2010,23:28)
For some guy at PT who got bathroom-walled and wants to talk about evolution.

So there is a porpoise to this thread?

I hear it's a whale of a tale...

Cetacean, please.





Date: 2010/11/05 11:13:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 05 2010,07:44)
I'm not a christian you skinny freak and my mother has been dead since 1984.

However your mother likes to come to my basement...

Oh, sorry, guess you're just a garden-variety sexist asshole, then.  It's pretty bad when we can't even blame your religion for your truly egregious character flaws.

Now, then, is this the part where I, the extremely fit and sexy woman (those of you who have been privy to the "special" photos know I do not lie) get to call you, the basement dwelling troglodyte, a fat fuck?  I mean, this is the level of discourse I've come to expect from you, after all.

I will refrain from saying anything about your mother as, if she truly is dead (I have my doubts since your level of honesty is, shall we say, rather questionable), I have no wish to probe that wound.  That being said, "mama jokes" have no effect upon me.  My mom's a big girl and makes even me tremble with fear.  So, she can make her own choices.  *shrug*

Oh, she's also quite a looker, by the way, you lucky dog.  

Date: 2010/11/05 11:19:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 05 2010,07:45)
wolfie ain't no lady andy are an ignorant punk.

Alack and alas!  He hath wounded me unto the very heart!  My dreams of our torrid love affair have been ground to dust, unrealized.  <*sob*>  Cruel, cruel man to have dashed my hopes so cruelly! <*looks for fainting couch*>

Date: 2010/11/06 11:21:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Badger3k @ Nov. 06 2010,00:25)
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Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 01 2010,10:43)
I think I'd pay $20 just to make that happen...

perfect.  so where do i meet her?  

and i guess you'll need to send me the twenny.

Orlando.  Disney World.  Behind Cinderella's Castle.  I'll bring the ostrich plumes and greasepaint.

sounds like i'm being setup to get mugged by the little mermaid's entourage.

does rich have to pay me more for that?

Only if you bring the midgets.

Not midgets, dwarves.  If you call them midgets they get Grumpy.  I swear, though, the next one that says "Hi, Ho'" to me gets tossed.   :angry:

Date: 2010/11/06 14:08:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 01 2010,10:43)
I think I'd pay $20 just to make that happen...

perfect.  so where do i meet her?  

and i guess you'll need to send me the twenny.

Orlando.  Disney World.  Behind Cinderella's Castle.  I'll bring the ostrich plumes and greasepaint.

sounds like i'm being setup to get mugged by the little mermaid's entourage.

does rich have to pay me more for that?

Only if you bring the midgets.

Not midgets, dwarves.  If you call them midgets they get Grumpy.  I swear, though, the next one that says "Hi, Ho'" to me gets tossed.   :angry:

'tossed' has a slightly different meaning when midgets... ahem... dwarves aren't involved.

Ima stay away from the salad, TYVM.  No amount of dressing can make that palatable to me.   :p

Date: 2010/11/06 15:53:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (phhht @ Nov. 06 2010,16:27)
Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Nov. 05 2010,09:43)

I don't know what happen[ed] millions of years ago, it would be speculation for me to say. I do know someone who does know though, and one day I will know exactly what happened. But, for the time being nobody knows and nobody will know in this lifetime.

You don't know what happened two thousand years ago, that's certain.

Absolutely!

Date: 2010/11/11 12:25:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I got you the perfect gift for a Brit.



Clearly, this is how cultural norms are achieved in Jolly Old England.



Happy Birthday to my favourite tea-sipping, pinky-lifting crumpet muncher!

P.S. -- Your mum, too.

Date: 2010/11/11 12:29:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
The perfect gift for an ape who wants a tipple.





Happy Birfday!

Date: 2010/11/11 12:35:43, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 09 2010,14:12)
To wolfhound-

My most humble apologies for the way I have responded to you. I thought it was funny that the only evo to step up and want to mix it up with me was a girl. So I wanted to see if there were any men there that would step up once you were offended/ insulted by me. No one did.

BTW I am a sexist and I am also a lesbian trapped in a man's body- talk about confusion.... LoL!!!

But again my bad, you the girl, good luck in life...

Silly man!  While I appreciate the apology, it's not required nor is it warranted.  I'm all girl but I do play with the Big Boys.  The lads here understand this and a few of them actually know me personally so understood that there was no white knighting necessary.  It's one of the many things that I appreciate about the guys.

As the former fiance of a former man who was, indeed, a "lesbian trapped in a man's body", I don't find that amusing.  Seriously.  I will likely require therapy at some point in the future.  :angry:

Date: 2010/11/11 12:38:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Let us see if the opportunity to tease Louis on his birthday (which is much more speshuler than any other given day) will make the Deadman rise once more.  I sent up the Bat Signal!

Date: 2010/11/12 12:27:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Nov. 12 2010,12:56)
Quote (Badger3k @ Nov. 12 2010,11:02)
Somewhere, Chunkdz is typing furiously....

With his nose, 'cuz his hands are both busy...

Hmmph.  For some reason I was working under the assumption that his thumb and forefinger would suffice...

Date: 2010/11/12 17:53:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 05 2010,05:48)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 05 2010,02:54)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Nov. 04 2010,08:00)
 
Quote (Badger3k @ Nov. 03 2010,23:44)
 
Quote (didymos @ Nov. 03 2010,23:28)
For some guy at PT who got bathroom-walled and wants to talk about evolution.

So there is a porpoise to this thread?

I hear it's a whale of a tale...

Cetacean, please.

Pun of the Week!

That needs it's own sticker I reckon.

Well done Wolfie. Your prize is the absence of a Dembski Sweater. Keep making good puns or we'll send you the real thing.

Louis

Damn, I missed this.  Where's my award, dammit!

Oh, wait..POTW is POST of the Week, not PUN of the week.  *hangs head dejectedly*

And crap, no pressure there, Louis.   :O

Date: 2010/11/13 03:49:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ Nov. 13 2010,00:32)
Quote (Amadan @ Nov. 12 2010,10:41)
 
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 12 2010,16:00)
   
Quote (fnxtr @ Nov. 12 2010,14:59)
   
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 12 2010,02:17)
     
Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 12 2010,01:32)
     
Quote (MadPanda @ FCD,Nov. 11 2010,16:11)
You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD

Well that's plum silly!

Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis

Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.

The entire thing will turn into a lemon*, you know it will.

Louis

*Is this obscurish (perhaps British) colloquialism suitable?

Kumquat may, we'll find a pun for it.

Or otherwise mango it.

Hippo birdee two ewes! :)

Ug.  That one made me quince.

Date: 2010/11/13 03:54:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 12 2010,22:56)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 04 2010,21:54)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Nov. 04 2010,08:00)
 
Quote (Badger3k @ Nov. 03 2010,23:44)
   
Quote (didymos @ Nov. 03 2010,23:28)
For some guy at PT who got bathroom-walled and wants to talk about evolution.

So there is a porpoise to this thread?

I hear it's a whale of a tale...

Cetacean, please.


Oversight on my part, sorry.

Best I could do though, full-time student, yadayadayada

IR so happy, I could 'splode.  Somebody uses one of my posts as their new sig line at Talk Rational and then, the crowning glory of an AtBC POTW, all in the same week.  All I need to complete my life now is to get banned at UD.

I'll hop right on it.

Date: 2010/11/13 18:56:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 13 2010,18:57)
I think Deadman's Birthday Wishes To Louis deserves a All-Time, All-Star Birthday Wishes Bestest Birthday Post Evar.  

Do we have that award yet?

I'm fairly certain that Lou can fabricate one in between tests, term papers, and other such frivolous endeavors.

Date: 2010/11/20 08:13:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Nov. 18 2010,07:42)
A New Zealand IDC fellow traveler visited the DI headquarters in Seattle and blogged about it.

I left a comment that comes up with an "awaiting moderation" notice.

 
Quote

"Responding to the science" -- since IDC hasn't ponied up science yet, the best that can be done in the interim is to examine what arguments and conjectures they have made. I've been there and done that. Get your copy of "Why Intelligent Design Fails" for the library here: http://tinyurl.com/2bo2ebt

Is it only the other side whose members engage in uncivil rhetoric? Here's a link that should convince any reasonable observer that IDC advocates do dish it out, too: http://antievolution.org/invcomp

Does the existence of uncivil IDC rhetoric also lead to the conclusion that their arguments have run out of steam? If not, why not?

The kwazy kiwi has responded.  I always love it when religiously dogmatic people dismiss anybody who isn't religiously dogmatic as being religiously dogmatic so as not to have to actually engage in any meaningful discourse.

Quote
Hi Wesley – thanks for visiting my blog.

I’m afraid I can’t take you seriously when you dogmatically claim an unreasonable statement like “IDC hasn’t ponied up [any] science yet”. This automatically puts you in the “religiously dogmatic” camp in my books and not worth wasting time engaging with.

Nevertheless, I tried to open that second link but it appears to be broken – can you check it please, I’m curious to see who is guilty of this. Thanks.

Date: 2010/11/27 18:17:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 25 2010,11:50)
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 25 2010,10:49)
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 25 2010,16:44)
[SNIP]

However it isn't worth posting that here because the people who run this septic tank have already changed my words- IOW this is a dishonest venuee and you chumps are proof of that.

Bolding mine.

Evidence or STFU.

Louis

The evidence is in the one thread I started.

The one I titled "ID is not anti-evolution" but some assface changed it.

IOW Louis you shut the fuck up you fuck...

Why are you such an asshole?  Seriously.  What made you into such an angry, bitter, nasty, mean-spirited, hateful person?  Why does the thought that you were not made all speshul-like upset you so much?  You have the same viceral, violent reaction to universally accepted evolutionary processes that your run-of-the-mill Bible-soaked fuckwit does.  Why is this?  If you hate this board and the people on it so much, why don't you just fuck off?  When I don't want to read something, I put it down.  If I don't want to watch a program, I turn off the television.  If I wanted to remain an ignorant shitbag I'd advocate ID/creationism instead of real science and call everybody who agrees with universally accepted science a liar and whatnot whilst failing to read the papers which support it this universally accepted science.  But that's just me.  Your motives are you own, I suppose.

Date: 2010/11/29 14:16:03, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 29 2010,11:04)
Keeping Joe, erm, 'prolific', is bad for ID. And funny. My compassion ran out when he started trying to arrange meet-ups for fisticuffs.

S'okay, Richard; I've got your back. <*flexes*>  RAWR!!

Date: 2010/12/02 19:57:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Dec. 01 2010,08:31)
And more projection!

I see you clowns can spew one evotardgasm after another but you don't seem to be able to produce any positive evidence for your position.

Why is that?

You morons can't even understand that ID is not anti-evolution!

Geez wolfie all you have is anger and spittle...

My position is that you are an angry, bitter, nasty, mean-spirited, hateful asshole who insists on returning, again and again, to a place that you obviously hate in order to spew vitriol at people who don't give a fiddler's fart about you or your idiotic non-science.  My evidence for my position has been presented by you, in this very thread.  So there.

And, true to form, instead of answering a simple question, Joey fires once more from his second grade schoolyard arsenal of pithy rejoinders, "That's What You Are But What Am I?"  SRSLY, dude, that's a worse dodge than my 1980 Mirada.

I'm not angry, Joey, you're not worth getting angry over because you are of no consequence.  And I'm actually a swallower, not a spittler.

Date: 2010/12/04 16:47:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ Dec. 03 2010,21:43)
Quote (Louis @ Dec. 03 2010,01:20)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Dec. 03 2010,01:57)
[SNIP]

And I'm actually a swallower, not a spittler.

Due to the enormous amount of respect I have for you I am not touching that comment with a ten foot stick. I will say two things though:

1) I expect credit for my restraint. Please speak to the Official Global Union of Women and Lady Persons about getting my points total updated.

Good Lord! She does restraints too!

*cough* spreader bar *cough*

Date: 2010/12/04 16:50:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Dec. 03 2010,04:20)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Dec. 03 2010,01:57)
[SNIP]

And I'm actually a swallower, not a spittler.

Due to the enormous amount of respect I have for you I am not touching that comment with a ten foot stick. I will say two things though:

1) I expect credit for my restraint. Please speak to the Official Global Union of Women and Lady Persons about getting my points total updated.

2) I think you may just have broken JoeJoe's tiny mind.

Louis

1)  You can haz cookie.

2)  It wuz awready broked when I squozed it.

3)  Smoochies!

Date: 2010/12/12 20:32:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Thanks so much, guys!  It was actually a pretty crappy birthday to start off with (mom dumped the care of my ingrate grandfather on me for the entire weekend (3 meals a day plus insulin shots twice a day and all he does is bitch)) but then my brother dropped by and took me out to a Thai place I've wanted to try which was EXCELLENT, and my dad called.  Oh, and Deadman sent me a card and goodies which made me happified.  His singing was a little scary but it's the thought that counts.

But then the Fine Lads at AtBC all wished me a good day so it's PURE WIN!   :D

Date: 2010/12/30 21:09:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Hi, Floyd!

Fuck off.  And die.  In a fire.

Smooches!  :x

(I figured, as a Christmas gift, I'd give him what he REALLY wanted: A nasty, mean, evil atheist screed)

Date: 2010/12/30 21:15:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Dec. 30 2010,09:47)
Quote (Dale_Husband @ Dec. 30 2010,00:41)
Is there anyone else who suspects that Kris and IBIG are either one and the same, or know each other directly? They have both been trolling in PT for some time and have operated almost like a wrestling tag team.

They have some of the same tools, but IBIG is all:

"I have faith, and science is just faith, too, y'know!, plus I bet you can't answer this question: who was the first man to get a haircut? Huh? Don't know, do ya? I win!",

whereas Kris is more:

"SYENTISTS R MEEEEEEEN!!! WHAAAH!!!"

Yeah, I'll go with you here.  Joe G and Kris are pretty much identical in stupidity, lack of content, use and kind of insults liberally peppering his crap, threats of physical violence (what a fecking cowardly douche) when called out for the lying sack of shit that he is, and fixation on specific Pandas.

IBIG's debating skills are on par with a six year old child in the schoolyard.

Johan is sounding more and more like Kris/Joe G.  Personally, I'm for canning all three of the morons.  They're BORING.

Date: 2010/12/30 21:17:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Oh, and clean up, aisle nine.  They let David M out from the Nut Hut for the holidays, apparently.

Date: 2010/12/30 21:21:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (MadPanda, FCD @ Dec. 30 2010,22:17)
Such grandmotherly kindness, Wolfhound!

Hey!  I'm not THAT old!!   :angry:   *shakes fist*

Date: 2010/12/30 21:27:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (umabu @ Dec. 30 2010,22:22)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz4R0GHfM-Y&

why does everyone always want to PUNCH you, shermer?

Shouldn't he be masterbating or something?

Oh, wait, he is...

Date: 2010/12/30 21:51:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Texas Teach @ Dec. 30 2010,22:38)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Dec. 30 2010,21:09)
Hi, Floyd!

Fuck off.  And die.  In a fire.

Smooches!  :x

(I figured, as a Christmas gift, I'd give him what he REALLY wanted: A nasty, mean, evil atheist screed)

I think that would be extraordinarily bad.  Can you imagine what kind of hallucinogenic effects Troo Believer fumes would have on innocent passersby?

Keith Richards would inhale.

Date: 2011/01/02 19:51:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (awarfarexs @ Jan. 02 2011,19:10)
we just want to demonstrate how easy it is for us to annihilate you FUCKING BASTARDS... you forfeit your lives today....

"US"?  Just how many people live in your skull, you looneybag piece of shit whackadoodle?

Way to show us how superior Christians are!  LOL!

--Wolfie, waiting for her promised beheading  :) :) :)

Date: 2011/01/03 12:02:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I think that the little smiley vacuum cleaner is actually pretty adorable and looks quite good at cleaning up minor spills and such.  As an instrument of murder, not so much so.

Date: 2011/01/03 15:50:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 03 2011,16:25)
The voices bother you too don't they? Help: Seek it. NOW!

Might I suggest poking them with a pencil?  A big, long, SHARP pencil.  Repeatedly.

Date: 2011/01/03 20:51:40, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Badger3k @ Jan. 03 2011,20:28)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 03 2011,12:02)
I think that the little smiley vacuum cleaner is actually pretty adorable and looks quite good at cleaning up minor spills and such.  As an instrument of murder, not so much so.

Maybe the vacuum cleaner is the Bastard.  I hear they have nozzles for everything these days...

And multiple speed settings, too.

Er, um, not that I'd know anything about that...

Date: 2011/01/04 11:42:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (olegt @ Jan. 04 2011,08:54)
If you are American you have betrayed Canada!

Aw, feckin' hell.  That means we're all gonna' have to pay $19.99  for Henry the Happy Atheist vacuum cleaner.

*shrug*  I'm willing to pay that since it is pretty damned adorable.

Date: 2011/01/04 15:38:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
One of my very bestest friends is French.  He's
handsome, gentlemanly, sweet, witty, clever, and sexy as hell.

He also smells funny.

Date: 2011/01/04 16:42:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Jan. 04 2011,17:15)
As far as praying for people, you seem to think that God should answer prayers for the strict purpose of proving His existence. Well He doesn't work that way. When we pray He knows the desires of our heart, and the reason for the prayer, He also uses trials and tribulations to work and build our patience.

What a ridiculous, bullshit cop-out!  Somebody sincerely praying for somebody else to heal or survive an ordeal is pretty fucking straight forward as far as the "desires of our heart and the reason for the prayer" go, as far as I and any sane, non-psychopath should be able to tell.  So, when your imaginary friend doesn't answer those prayers, you then excuse the sadistic lack of action on its part as "trials and tribulations to work and build our patience".  Your god is one sick bastard.

This comes down to you and those like you being stupid enough to keep plodding on.  For the terminally deluded, it's "heads god wins, tails god wins".  (Did I just Godwin this thread?)  That's right, little jackass, keep pulling that cart because somebody told you that there's really a carrot on the end of the stick.  You just can't see it, smell it or taste it, but believe me, it's really there 'cause somebody wrote about it in an old book.

Date: 2011/01/04 23:02:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Jan. 04 2011,23:28)
Quote (MadPanda @ FCD,Jan. 04 2011,19:37)
By the peculiarities of patriarchal nomenclature, I have a very, very French family name, but the vast majority of my heritage is German and Irish with generous helpings of English, Scots, and Welsh thrown in here and there.

Needless to say, that pesky article at the start of my family name has caused no end of trouble, as has the anglicized pronunciation...


The MadPanda, FCD

Yeah, I'm 3rd gen X-Mennonite on my dad's side, so Germany->Russia->Netherlands->Canada (cue Bill Murray's line about being kicked out of every decent country in Europe).  
German last name, dad spoke a few words of Dutch, I learned German at UBC and listening to early Kraftwerk.  So far no real Russian connection, though I do like their alphabet.

I don't have any French in me (although I'm not entirely unreceptive to the idea, provided my nose isn't offended), but Dad is 1/2 Italian, 1/2 Russian Jew, as in both parents were European imports.  I have a horribly Irish surname due to the fine chaps at Ellis Island deciding that the Italian one was too strange and editing it.

Mom's side is Irish, German, Norse, and Scottish with a heaping helping of Apache and Cherokee thrown in for some spice.

To make up for my feelings of Heinz 57 inferiority, I breed show dogs so at least SOMEbody in my house can prove their ancestry back 10 or more generations.  :p

Date: 2011/01/05 18:43:41, Link
Author: Wolfhound
IBIG, you are one stupid, arrogant, deluded fucktard.  SRSLY.

(Hey, there's really not much point in going any deeper or even attempting a more elegant analysis, is there?)

Date: 2011/01/06 17:45:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Jan. 06 2011,14:48)
Quote (Robin @ Jan. 06 2011,11:45)
Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Jan. 06 2011,11:18)

 
Quote
But abortion is a secular agenda, I have never seen abortion promoted by churches. You seem to think that just because there are Christians having abortions that it somehow makes not a secular agenda.


Abortion is not a "secular agenda" - what ignorance. Abortion is a medical procedure provided for health and well-being. It isn't even a "promoted" procedure, unlike say...plastic surgery and LASIK, so I have no idea what you're going on about.

And Ogre's right...the fact is Christians use the procedure, along with Muslims, Jews, Hindis, Buddhists, agnostics, deists, and atheists, among others. So your argument has no validity.

But of course this even completely misses the point - abortions are NOT done in the name of atheism so your claim is moot anyway.

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

"If you're against abortion, DON'T HAVE ONE!"  -- My bumpersticker

Date: 2011/01/06 17:46:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (brobotsb2 @ Jan. 06 2011,16:05)
there is only one way to deal with you fuckers...

SILENCING...

[/B]]http://www.headlinezone.com/index.php?showtopic=18354[B][/b]

So sorry about your small penis.

Date: 2011/01/06 21:04:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (brobotsb2 @ Jan. 06 2011,21:14)
you people really need to add comment moderation to your forum of BS...



now we are going to bury you...


And the lesson from all of this? DOUBLE!


http://www.headlinezone.com/index.php?showtopic=18354

and the bottom!


Serves Em Right, eh, Randi...


http://www.randi.org/site....ht.html

Once again, so sorry about your small penis, Davey.

Date: 2011/01/06 21:28:46, Link
Author: Wolfhound
LOL!  Crazy, stupid, dickless little fuckweasel creotard iz teh funeez!   :D

Date: 2011/01/06 23:13:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (brobotsb2 @ Jan. 06 2011,22:30)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 06 2011,21:28)
LOL!  Crazy, stupid, dickless little fuckweasel creotard iz teh funeez!   :D

wolfhound - we're going to exterminate you as well...

you are going to be a martyr for ATHEISM....

Bring it on, Nutjob!  You and your Happy Henry vacuum cleaner don't scare me.  LAWL!

Seriously, does this dipshit actually think that his pathetic, empty threats and random links (I've never bothered to click on them, has anybody else?) in any way strikes terror into our hearts?  What a pathetic wanker.  Or, he would be had he a normal, functioning penis.  The pathetic part still stands (heh), regardless.

Date: 2011/01/08 06:11:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Wesley R. Elsberry]

Quote (mrobotsm6 @ Jan. 08 2011,02:39)
At least we're on the same page...

Serves Em Right, eh, Randi....


Just for you, little traitors…



http://www.skepticalcommunity.com/forums....p567498

Goddamn, you're one fucking boring troll.  Make with the beheading and killing and annihilating and vacuuming, already.  Sheesh!

Date: 2011/01/22 10:37:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Annnnnnnnd more pointless whining by Kris.  You appear to be extraordinarily thick (and not in the way that women find appealing)* so I'll just take a chance and do something completely out of character by being blunt:

Kris, nobody here buys your male bovine excrement about being "scientifically minded" and "not religious".  You came in, guns blazing, just like every creationist assmunch who has come before you.  You have nothing of value to contribute, you have no salient point to make, and you are fucking boring as hell.  If you don't like PT (I'm beginning to get the feeling that this might, perhaps, be true), feel free to just fuck right off, then.  Seriously, you will NOT be missed and the vacuum you create (Henry?) will inevitably be filled by another not entirely unlike yourself, more's the pity.

Now, your diaper obviously needs changing.  Toddle off, then.  There's a good ookie-wookums!

--Wolfie

* It could be true that the female members of Kris' species do, in fact, find extreme skull density attractive.  To each her own, I suppose.

Date: 2011/01/22 10:53:11, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Shorter Kris:  "There isn't any evidence yet for ID/creationism but there might eventually be so you stoopid scientists should still consider magical thinking until such a time as it can be 100% ruled out by MY set of criteria or you're all a bunch of closed-minded, arrogant jerkwads, just like you say the religionists you bash all the time are.  Also, you're big meanies."

That about right?

Date: 2011/01/22 11:30:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Jan. 22 2011,12:24)
Wolfie, you're a true poet after my own heart!

...with a coil of rope, a roll of duct tape, and a carving knife.*

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-HAAAAAAH!

*Just kidding.  I'd used a strong sedative and a stryker saw.

Date: 2011/01/22 11:33:05, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Jan. 22 2011,12:17)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 22 2011,10:53)
Shorter Kris:  "There isn't any evidence yet for ID/creationism but there might eventually be so you stoopid scientists should still consider magical thinking until such a time as it can be 100% ruled out by MY set of criteria or you're all a bunch of closed-minded, arrogant jerkwads, just like you say the religionists you bash all the time are.  Also, you're big meanies."

That about right?

'Kris' seems to be another Joey Gallien clone.   Even if the words "scientifically illiterate blustering asshole" aren't used, the implication is the same.

Clone?  Nah, I'm pretty well convinced this is JoeG.  The evidence is overwhelming.  Heh.

Date: 2011/01/22 11:40:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I already have Deadman's but I'm still hungry.  

*burp*

Date: 2011/01/22 16:59:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 22 2011,16:16)
Why I am off to become a homepath just because of that, you see if I don't.

Louis

Going off down the homo path, are you?  We always figured that was the direction you were heading.

Date: 2011/01/23 10:05:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Hoppy Birfdayz to both of you!  In celebration, I'm going out for drinks with SteviePinhead and RAFH tonight.  I will get good and toasted in your honor.  And take pictures.

:D

Date: 2011/01/23 10:11:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Seriously, this "Wah, wah, wah, you're all big meanieheads" is very tiresome. Howzabout you go make your very blog where you can concern troll, kvetch, and otherwise not make your point to your heart's content?  What?  Not satisfying enough?

Most folks (who aren't terminally stupid, socially autistic, or just plain masochistic) have the good sense to leave the scene when they know their presence isn't wanted.

Which one are you, Kris?

Date: 2011/01/23 10:43:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Jan. 23 2011,11:36)
Thanks, folks! I'm still in the grip of some virus or other picked up when I visited Vegas earlier this month. It's just me and Beka, the mini-dachshund, here for what festivities we might get up. Fortunately, I do have a bottle of sangria for me, and there's various dog treats around to help make Beka happy. If a mini-dachshund can get happier than having six acres of Florida bush to sniff around in.

Dachshund?  DACHSHUND?!

Date: 2011/01/23 10:53:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Wesley R. Elsberry]

Bring back Henry.   :(

Date: 2011/01/23 19:41:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Jan. 23 2011,16:52)
As for abortion, no woman is ever left unscared by a decision like that...it is with her for life.

Actually, FtK, I had abortion 4 years ago.  I got pregnant on purpose, because my partner of nearly nine years had been wheedling for half a decade about wanting children.  So, I finally relented, even though I had misgivings about him as both a father and a lifetime mate due to his insane jealousy, control freak nature, and steady decline toward Right Wing retardation over the years.

Two weeks into the pregnancy, before I knew for certain that I even WAS in such a condition, Psycho Boy decided that my willingness to have a baby MUST have been because I had cheated on him, gotten pregnant, and was trying to cuckold him, making him believe the child was his when it was actaully my lover's.  He screamed at me, called me a slut, told me that I'd better hope I wasn't pregnant because as soon as it was born he wanted a DNA test and if it wasn't his he was "going to punch [my] fucking face in".

So, I told him to go screw himself six ways from Sunday, told him not to let the door hit him in the ass on the way out, took a pregnancy test, found out I WAS pregnant, had to wait an extra week before I could get the chemical abortion, went back, took my pills, had a heavy period, and was MUCH better, thank you very much.

I have NEVER for one second regretted my decision.  I escaped a bad situation with a dangerous man and spared a kid (if I had even been able to carry to term) a miserable existence as an emotional weapon to be used by its mentally unbalanced father who would have NEVER surrendered his parental rights so would have, by law, been involved.

There's a whole website for women with stories like mine.  All who had abortions, and all who don't regret it.  I know that sick people like you rub your hands together with glee at the thought that "one day" we'll be sick with guilt and regret and be "judged".  Don't hold your breath, sister.

Date: 2011/01/24 19:39:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kris @ Jan. 24 2011,20:28)
*snip*

Yawn.

Date: 2011/01/24 21:43:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Jan. 24 2011,20:49)
The point of commenting here is that I would like to think that even if I were pro-choice I would readily admit that PZ's comments were repulsive.

But, you clearly AREN'T pro-choice so projecting your own squik threshold on those who don't share your particular bias is rather pointless.

I happen to agree with PZ and you and other religiously motivated knicker twisters can get the vapours all you want. Just stay the fuck off of my fainting couch, you wankers.

Date: 2011/01/24 22:59:43, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kris @ Jan. 24 2011,23:47)
This site is craptastic.

Well, fuck right off, then!   :)

Date: 2011/01/25 08:50:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dheddle @ Jan. 25 2011,04:11)
You agree with him that pictures of mangled aborted fetuses inspire  no thoughts other than "it's just meat?".

For crying out loud, when I see a dead unborn bird (the egg fell) it makes me feel sad.  And that has nothing to do with religion.

Not you. Regardless of your stand on abortion, you can truly look at aborted fetuses with no metaphysical connection, even if only to the potential human whose parts are clearly recognizable, lying in a bloody heap? Even without ascribing any moral culpability to anyone, or even acknowledging that that there is any moral issue, even if the abortion was most straightforward inarguable case, (say, saving the life of a woman who was incestuously gang-raped) even then it would be the equivalent of looking at meat?  

Then, like PZ, you are also a cold-hearted scumbag with no empathy.
Of course you didn't grasp what I was saying. All you did was the reflexive: religious person speaking--must disagree. Everything is good-guy/bad-guy.

So you know what? You can bite me, jackass.

Wow, perfesser, you are truly a frothing nutbag and/or are extremely oversensitive.  Talk about me being "reflexive".  Good gumbo!

Either way, you're pretty rabid and, like PZ, I really don't give a flying fig about your opinion one way or another.  If you came here looking for your outrage to be affirmed by others, you clearly picked the wrong venue.  

And you cane bite me in return, jackass.

Wow!  Isn't this fun?   :)

Date: 2011/01/25 08:58:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Jan. 25 2011,09:18)
<shrugs> What I said is true....unless you're subhuman.

Annnnnnnd she drops her kissy-poo, sweetness n' light, "can't we all just along" pretense and returns to her roots by pulling the (reverse) Nazi card.

See, to me and prolly most of the folks here at AtBC, you and Heddle are merely religiously deluded morons for a variety of reasons that have little if anything to do with your stance and/or feelings regarding abortion.  Both of you, however, classify anybody who doesn't have your opinion/response to abortion as less than human.

I find this very telling.

Date: 2011/01/25 08:59:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Jan. 25 2011,06:34)
The feeling I have is more of repulsion and disgust, but that's just because I don't really like seeing blood. But it will never be a feeling of sadness, that's for sure...

This.  With strobe lights.

Date: 2011/01/25 09:22:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 25 2011,10:11)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 25 2011,14:58)
Quote (Ftk @ Jan. 25 2011,09:18)
<shrugs> What I said is true....unless you're subhuman.

Annnnnnnd she drops her kissy-poo, sweetness n' light, "can't we all just along" pretense and returns to her roots by pulling the (reverse) Nazi card.

See, to me and prolly most of the folks here at AtBC, you and Heddle are merely religiously deluded morons for a variety of reasons that have little if anything to do with your stance and/or feelings regarding abortion.  Both of you, however, classify anybody who doesn't have your opinion/response to abortion as less than human.

I find this very telling.

I don't put Heddle and FTK in the same box....as far as I put anyone in boxes at all.

Heddle is more than capable of reasoned and reasonable discourse about anything that does not impinge on his religion (which is of course NASCAR) and is probably worth Having a Beer With, no matter how much we disagree about some important things. Hell, if nothing else, at least he could teach me some physics. (Although I will say his current foray into demonising anyone who doesn't elevate his (or their own) visceral reactions to pictures of dismembered foetuses to "important and intellectually meaningful" makes me question this...and not for the first time)

FTK is....how shall I put this...not.

Louis

Well, that's good to know.  I haven't seen enough of him, evidently, so his rather violent reaction to the fact that when I look at pictures of aborted fetuses (something I prefer not to do, just as I prefer not to watch video of eye surgery) and say, "Icky.  Blood and meat" as opposed to, "OH!  Poor little Bobby will NEVER ride a bike now" put him in FtK territory.  It would appear he's only a silly-billy like FtK on this particular subject.

So, I apologize to Heddle, although it's doubtful he'd accept since I'm an unfeeling monster or somesuch.  *sob*  But YOU love me, don't you, Louis?

Date: 2011/01/25 09:34:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 25 2011,10:22)
In Wolfie's defense she definitely did not start it. Heddle and FTK need to tone the {ahem} rhetoric down a notch or two I think...and that's coming from a gigantically mean, foul mouthed fucker like me.

Louis

I WAS a bit (okay, a LOT) taken aback that the response to my calling him a religiously motivated knicker twister was his calling me a "cold-hearted scumbag", a "jackass", and instructing me to "bite [him]".  Okay, so I said he was a wanker, but that just makes him one of the guys.  I will admit I was already het-up by Koncern Troll Kris so saw Heddle's post as more concern trolling.

So, anyway, I'll tone it down.  Because I'm nice.  And cuddly.  

No, really, I am.  Some of the regulars here can attest to that!

Date: 2011/01/25 10:26:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Jan. 25 2011,10:57)
In 1984 my s.o. at the time miscarried at about 5 months. I was nearby and saw the doctor carry out a pan with something red in it.  There was definitely an emotional factor.  Even though I knew I wasn't ready to be a dad, it was still sad.  

I know it's a different situation than choosing not to carry to term. Sometimes Bad Things happen, people make hard decisions, but I really don't think anyone just shrugs off these things.  Maybe they do.  Maybe one person's heartbreak is another person's equivalent of a stubbed toe.

For my part I'm pissed off at the deliberate attempt at emotional manipulation by people who put up anti-choice billboards.  I can see how one response would be to deny that any such emotion exists.

I see a big difference between a generic Pro-Forced-Maternity propaganda picket sign photo and your own personal experience.  And I'm so sorry you had to go through that.  :(

The whole billboard campaign (when I think of how many living, breathing, already born people those assholes could be helping with the money they spend on the adverts it makes my blood boil) is, of course, designed to make people think of their own child and say, "How could anybody kill Sally?"  Then send them money to "save Sally".  Of course, it ISN'T Sally, and once its born that's pretty obvious so to heck with the Not-Sally.

But, I digress.

Date: 2011/01/26 01:22:44, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (blipey @ Jan. 25 2011,18:08)
You got lonely and decided to see if the subhumans would play with you.  

It was that goddamn porkchop she had hanging around her neck.  I couldn't help myself!   :(

Date: 2011/01/27 12:00:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

Date: 2011/01/28 13:14:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (ccrobotscc2002 @ Jan. 27 2011,16:47)
now, the next one of you deluded little shits who speaks we're going to CUT OFF YOUR HEAD....

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-CHRIST, you are one boring piece of shit whackadoodle.  Get a new schtick, will you?  How many years have you been fantasizing about cutting off peoples' heads?  And how many actual melons have you harvested?  Right.

*yawn*

Date: 2011/02/02 12:01:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Ahhhhh, Groundhog Day.  Birthday of my evil, redneck grandfather (now a spry 90 years old) AND my beautiful, dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers ex-husband.    :angry:

Date: 2011/02/03 01:18:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Feb. 03 2011,01:51)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Feb. 02 2011,10:01)
Ahhhhh, Groundhog Day.  Birthday of my evil, redneck grandfather (now a spry 90 years old) AND my beautiful, dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers ex-husband.    :angry:

You like 'em big and stupid?

Not especially, no.  Current guy is an inch or so taller than me so not so big and about 10 times smarter than me so definitely not stupid.

Ex-husband was me being young and dumb and charmed by a pretty package that I couldn't believe was interested in Plain Jane little 'ol me.

And I remember that song!   :D

Date: 2011/02/03 01:20:46, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (the_ignored @ Feb. 02 2011,18:14)
All of a sudden, FtK just became interesting to me.

Ewwwwwwwwwww!  That's just not natural!    :O

Date: 2011/02/03 21:35:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 03 2011,17:30)
Quote (khan @ Feb. 03 2011,16:28)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 03 2011,17:21)
Attention starved Joe G is back! Are you a moderator at TT yet? I stopped reading your blog.

Ignorant blood fucking tard shit...

Yes, you are an ignorant blood sucking tard shit.

So what?

The dumb-fuck's back and there's gon-na be trub-ble...

For him.

Date: 2011/02/09 19:42:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Sometimes the shortest, crudest responses are the most eloquent.

To wit:  What a dumbfuck.

Date: 2011/02/09 19:43:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Freakin' misspelling!   :angry: I wanna edit button!

Date: 2011/02/09 21:09:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wolfhound @ Feb. 09 2011,20:43)
Freakin' misspelling!   :angry: I wanna edit button!

sqeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you!

Date: 2011/02/17 10:48:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 12 2011,12:31)
pssssh would you wanna fight mike tyson?  where the fuck is deadman anyway

I've been holding him hostage.  I'll let him know that you want him to come out and play, though.   :D

Date: 2011/02/17 11:00:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (noncarborundum @ Feb. 16 2011,22:39)
Quote (Sol3a1 @ Feb. 16 2011,20:11)
 
Quote (sledgehammer @ Feb. 16 2011,20:00)
 
Quote (fnxtr @ Feb. 16 2011,17:15)
   
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 16 2011,12:58)
I like

K L A A T U

B A R A D A

N I K T O

Which translates to "Gort, would you terribly mind retrieving klaatu's corpse and placing it on the resurrection table?" Change just one letter and Gort either uses his ray to prepare a delicious creme brulee or builds the fastest soap box derby racer ever seen in Akron.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

potd. :-)
I don't get it.  Could someone spell it out for me?

ETA actually I'd prefer a subtle hint so I won't feel so stoopid.

Keanu Reeves movie

Begone, spawn of Satan!

Date: 2011/02/22 10:38:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I was just a lazy, forgetful piece of crap.

Happy Birthday, Bob!  

*slinks off*

Date: 2011/02/22 19:41:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Oclarki @ Feb. 22 2011,03:04)
[quote=Joe G,Feb. 21 2011,11:26]
Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 21 2011,11:21)
 
BTW ID is not about the designer- your ignorance is meaningless.

Odd...."Intelligent Design"  is not about the designer?

Then what, pray tell, is it about?

It may seem odd to some, but the credible support of any claim of "intelligent design" will actually need to include at least some discussion of the "intelligence" responsible for the purported design.  "Intelligence" as in an entity...or in other words, the designer.

You cannot sever the idea of a "designer" from the concept of "intelligent design".....at least you cannot in any rational way.

Silly person!  He's still trying to pretend that the designer ain't gawd.

And falling flat on his ugly gob.

Date: 2011/02/27 09:09:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
OMG!  It's time to recycle this topic again?!

Happy Happy again, boys!

Somehow, though, Erasmus, I imagined you were much older.  Your surliness belies your years.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.   :D

Date: 2011/02/27 09:17:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Maya @ Feb. 27 2011,10:07)
*sniff*  *sniff*

Is that fresh blood I smell in the water?

No, that's urine from when it pissed itself and swam off, quickly.

Date: 2011/03/04 10:51:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 03 2011,16:45)
http://ogremk5.wordpress.com/

Latest post is "Intelligent Design's Design Flaw" and talks about the last few posts here.

Enjoy.  Comments welcome (except maybe for JoeG).

Damn fine blog, Ogre.  And I couldn't help myself; I just had to check out your "I Get E-Mail" entry.  Your narrative is eerily similar to exchanges I've had with a former coworker's right-wing retardation chain e-mails.

My former co-worker is actually a pretty nice person and I like her very much (other her sadly ignorant political and social views) but she kept making the mistake of sending me silliness like the atheist assault on the Pledge of Allegiance and American currency, poor kids can't pray in school, and stories concerning uppity, Liberal professors getting their comeuppance from Godly students and the like. This when she knew that I was an outspoken atheist and science and history buff.

So, like you, I would demolish each thing, piece by piece, with supporting links and such.  After a while, she stopped sending me nonsense.  :)

Date: 2011/03/04 19:10:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 04 2011,19:49)
Poor Joe. He's all about the hammers.

Bags and bags of 'em.

POTW!!!!

Date: 2011/03/04 23:05:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Mar. 04 2011,14:26)
i used to get those email forwards from fambly and i would just reply with the link to snopes.com demonstrating the falsity of whatever the tard du jour happened to be.

I used Snopes links, too.  Dipshit, right-wing Republitard ex-fiance (may the fleas of a thousand camels infest his scrotum) poo-pooed those refutations because Snopes was "run by Liberals and was biased".  He based his learned opinion on the fact that most of the political topics were debunking right-wing lies against Liberals so, of course, Snopes had a lot more of those things listed.  Nevermind the fact that this was because 'wingers make up lots more shit and distribute it.

Yeah, that relationship went on for about 8 years too many.   :angry:

/OT rant

Date: 2011/03/05 09:38:19, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 05 2011,09:14)
some people need to be victims.  we should indulge the stupid bastards

You're the lovable rogue with the heart of gold, Erasmus!

Date: 2011/03/06 01:39:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Yeah, I read Joetard's bloviations on your blog.  I'd like to say that I was surprised but, of course, Joetard is nothing if not consistent in his stupidity, bluster, and ridiculous threats of physical violence.  Such anger and hate!  I would suggest that perhaps he just needs to get laid but I wouldn't wish that on any female.  Of any species.  *shudder*

Date: 2011/03/08 13:58:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 07 2011,09:19)
I have demonstrated that design is a mechanism. It is not my fault that you are too retarded to understand that.

Joe:  "I have described what my sooper-dooper, invisible imaginary friend looks like and all the awesome powers he has.  It's not my fault you fucktards are so dumb and blind that you can't see my sooper-dooper, invisible imaginary friend."

Jeez, I've scraped smarter things than you off of my shoe.

Date: 2011/03/08 14:08:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 08 2011,07:19)
Quote (Henry J @ Mar. 08 2011,03:03)
Quote
Any preferences? Remember, I have tiger blood. And I'm probably a ninja.

Turtles all the way down?

Henry

Absolutely. Very powerful turtles. With shuriken.

Louis

Date: 2011/03/11 01:37:03, Link
Author: Wolfhound
HA HA!  UR OLDER THAN ME!

And by that, I mean Happy Birthday.  :D

Date: 2011/03/11 01:41:05, Link
Author: Wolfhound
All them naughty swear words make it more sciency, you fucking homo asshole pussface shit for brains!

AND ALL CAPS MAKES IT DOUBLE SECRET SCIENCY!!11!!

Date: 2011/03/13 10:44:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Damn duplicate!

Date: 2011/03/13 10:47:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dmjust99 @ Mar. 12 2011,06:40)
Lou - you're a DEAD MAN...

Sorry, Crazydude, but there's only one Deadman and Lou ain't him.   :angry:

Date: 2011/03/13 16:45:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 13 2011,11:48)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Mar. 13 2011,16:44)
Quote (dmjust99 @ Mar. 12 2011,06:40)
Lou - you're a DEAD MAN...

Sorry, Crazydude, but there is only one Deadman and Lou ain't him.

Yeah Lou smells better, has his own teeth* and has no unfortunate incidents with squirrels in his past.

And his future.

{Looks at watch}

And right now I'm betting.

Louis

*Not carved from beaver wood.

I suppose it is best not to ask how you know what Deadman smells like (or Lou, for that matter), the condition of his teeth (or lack thereof)(or Lou's, for that matter), and his shameful history with Sciuridae*.




*He swore to me that it was only once, was entirely your mum's fault, and it'll never happen again.

Date: 2011/03/16 08:39:07, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Same old, same old.

"Ima shit out some nonsense and demand that you answer questions about universally accepted science.  If you asswipes don't answer to my satisfaction, it means that my version of reality is true. No, really, it does.  I won't explain how but believe me, I'm right. If you don't agree with me, it's because UR stoopid.  

"P.S., nyah-nyah faggit!"

All science so far.

Date: 2011/03/16 08:46:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (rhmc @ Mar. 15 2011,21:56)
i'd feel a lot sorrier for rich if he'd sent me the $20 so wolfhound could beat me.
i've been living behind the castle at dizzyworld for months and all i've gotten is propositions from englishmen and mad dogs.

Awww, now I feel bad.  Come up to Seattle and I'll smack you around a few times under the Space Needle for free, just because I like you that much.

If you bring $5 I might be able to throw in some Deadman action, too.  He has big hands.

Date: 2011/03/17 00:29:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 13 2011,19:48)
P.S. And if THAT fails to ressurrect that pair of goons, nothing will succeed.

Well, I dunno about Arden but Deadman made mention tonight that he might pop in, if only to make some far-too-easy (y'know, like your mum) disparaging remarks concerning the British genetic bottleneck with you serving as the poster boy for the importance of the ocassional outcross.

Date: 2011/03/17 00:30:42, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 16 2011,14:42)
I'm of the opinion that there never was a Deadman, just a sock of Wolfhound that had a thing for a pair of socks of mine.

CURSE YOU, LOU!!!!!11!!!  I HAZ BIN FOUND OUT!

P.S.-- I can haz socks now plz?

Date: 2011/03/17 08:51:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Where were you last night, JoeTard?!  WHERE WERE YOU?!?!

Date: 2011/03/31 18:52:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 31 2011,17:29)
You have to blow your own trumpet a bit:

If he could do that, he'd never leave the house.

Date: 2011/04/01 17:35:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Poor little fella.  Without you in his life, he has nothing left but masturbating in his mother's basement.

Hmmm...now I think about it, without you in his life, he's probably masterbating a bit less.

P.S.:  Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Date: 2011/04/15 17:34:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 15 2011,08:27)
Coming out October 2011, and YEAH, it's a Watch book!!!


Yaaaaay!  Preordering NOW!

I've been trying to convince Deadman that he needs to read Pratchett, even sending him some from my personal library.  So far, he has been remarkably stubborn, go figure.   :angry:

Date: 2011/04/16 00:50:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (didymos @ April 15 2011,20:25)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 15 2011,17:00)
Is that O'Dreary top left? If so, I have a 6/6 on Tard recognition, which is no low feat for a non-american.

Scary...

Just admit it: you sleep with that picture under your pillow.

Next to the box of Kleenex?

Date: 2011/04/19 01:08:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (k.e.. @ April 18 2011,11:26)
dEADMAN AND i HAVE STNARDS U KNOE. THIS PTRACHERTT BLOKE ONLY WRITES WORDS DOESN'T HE?

WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOUNG GIRL THAT WORDS ARE NOR T ENOUGH.

NO.

YOU NEED TO HAVE ACTUAL ART IF YOU WANT ME TO READ IT.

HUH RAH!

TEH LAST TIME I READ GOOD ART WAS WHEN AFTER A LONG FLIGHT I LOST PROUST'S "Remembrance of Things Past " UNDER A RELATIVES BED IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.

IT'S MY EXCUSE AND I'M STICKING TO IT.Dd.t.

Which is why I also sent him the two animated movies PLUS a graphic novel.  He's like a damned crow, that Deadman, all about the sparkly, shiny things.  And plucking out eyeballs.  I wear wraparound shades whenever I'm near him, just in case.

Date: 2011/04/22 11:34:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Ooooooo!  Fisticuffs!  I'm going to go get sore and sweaty at the gym, then pop back in with a refreshing beverage in one paw and a bag of ranch flavored Quakes in the other.

Do try not to cause any permanent damage to him, Mike.  Not that anybody would be able to tell the difference, I suppose.

Date: 2011/04/22 11:48:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
How long do you figure it'll go for on before Joe starts slinging dirty words?

Date: 2011/04/22 21:38:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Sweet Baby Jesus, will somebody, anybody ban that frackin' nutjob Kwok?  I don't know the man but he was one of the very first people that I put on my mental ignore list, passing by everything he types at PT because it involves Star Trek, name dropping, and narcissism.  Right now he's spooging all over the BW and the Mooney thread, rendering both unreadable.

Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive but it's annoying me more than usual.  Perhaps I simply need to get laid.  *shrug*

Date: 2011/04/23 00:26:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 23 2011,00:18)
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 22 2011,22:38)
Sweet Baby Jesus, will somebody, anybody ban that frackin' nutjob Kwok?  I don't know the man but he was one of the very first people that I put on my mental ignore list, passing by everything he types at PT because it involves Star Trek, name dropping, and narcissism.  Right now he's spooging all over the BW and the Mooney thread, rendering both unreadable.

Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive but it's annoying me more than usual.  Perhaps I simply need to get laid.  *shrug*

Sorry, Wolfie, PT is out of my jurisdiction. :(

Yeah, I know.  I was simply whinging.  I feel much better now.

Date: 2011/04/23 00:27:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ April 23 2011,00:23)
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 22 2011,23:18)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ April 22 2011,22:38)
Sweet Baby Jesus, will somebody, anybody ban that frackin' nutjob Kwok?  I don't know the man but he was one of the very first people that I put on my mental ignore list, passing by everything he types at PT because it involves Star Trek, name dropping, and narcissism.  Right now he's spooging all over the BW and the Mooney thread, rendering both unreadable.

Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive but it's annoying me more than usual.  Perhaps I simply need to get laid.  *shrug*

Sorry, Wolfie, PT is out of my jurisdiction. :(

I wasn't going to say anything, but that's one way to dance around a reply...  :p   :D

Translation:  Nice shimmy, Lou!    :D

Date: 2011/04/23 10:28:42, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 23 2011,08:21)
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Quote (Wolfhound @ April 22 2011,22:38)
Sweet Baby Jesus, will somebody, anybody ban that frackin' nutjob Kwok?  I don't know the man but he was one of the very first people that I put on my mental ignore list, passing by everything he types at PT because it involves Star Trek, name dropping, and narcissism.  Right now he's spooging all over the BW and the Mooney thread, rendering both unreadable.

Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive but it's annoying me more than usual.  Perhaps I simply need to get laid.  *shrug*

Sorry, Wolfie, PT is out of my jurisdiction. :(

I wasn't going to say anything, but that's one way to dance around a reply...  :p   :D

Translation:  Nice shimmy, Lou!    :D

Self-preservation, really. I don't want Deadman to make me a dead man.

Bah, he's a gentle soul and not to prone to jealousy.  And neither am I the type to warrant it.  But I'll pass along your lack of making a pass.  ;)

In other exciting news, you are now officially A DELUSIONAL PHARYNGULITE LIAR, per Kwok.  He's rather like a creationist, isn't he?

Date: 2011/04/23 16:20:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 23 2011,16:29)
Quote (Texas Teach @ April 23 2011,16:09)
What I find most troubling/fascinating about Kwok is the fact that he keeps playing what he thinks is a trump card over and over as if the rest of the world can't read the ten previous times he's posted the same thing in that thread.  Dude, it's the inter-tubes, we can all see what you said, we just don't think it's as special as you think it is.  We also don't give a crap about you seeing Elton, or Dawkins, or anyone else after the first time you say it (and probably not even then).

and it was pretty special. Maybe I should post this ten times in every thread, and then I can be just like John.


No, no, no.  You'd have to repeatedly post that you guys are BFF's and that you went to elementary school together, along with anybody else you think is important.  Saying that you saved his life and he sends you a fruitcake with a personalized gift card every year is good, too.

Date: 2011/04/23 16:22:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 23 2011,16:33)
Consider it wound. lol

I poked him a little more but I'm more gentle-like.  'Cause I'm a girly and love sunshine and butterflies and shit.

Date: 2011/04/23 16:24:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ April 23 2011,16:16)
i've always wished the dumb bastard would show up here

Because FL, Joe, and IBIG are not nearly tard enough for a he-man like you!  RAWR!

Date: 2011/04/23 18:01:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ April 23 2011,17:54)
what is interesting is when deadman wherever that sombitch is pinned floyd down into his own thread.  then his dance moves got a little more innerstin'.  just a little

Deadman is at home.  I just talked to him.  I will send him your love.  But I'm the jealous type so no hanky-pankying an keep yer hands to yerownself, 'kay?

Date: 2011/04/23 21:53:04, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I relayed the current Kwokfest to Deadman and he posits that the estimable Mr. Kwok suffers from Asperger's Syndrome.  Mental health is not my primary field of expertise but, after having dealt with autistic clients and their children for almost a decade, Mr. Kwok's nearly complete lack of proper social skills does make more sense in this light.

Date: 2011/04/23 21:58:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 23 2011,15:17)
Coincidentally, I heard my first Prothonotary Warbler of the season this morning, while we were out seeking morels. Here's a pic from a few years back; probably not the same one I heard this morning  :)

Wow!  What a great shot!  All I have is a crappy little CoolPix that I bought to photograph the dogs and take little videos so I can't get nice closeups and whatnot.  Which is a shame since a rather startlingly blue Steller's Jay was scolding me this afternoon.

Date: 2011/04/24 08:34:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (xjudgmentz2000 @ April 24 2011,08:41)
PZ NEEDS HIS MEDS

MINDPHOQUE



my SPECIAL POEM - RANDI'S HEAD
____



Guess what is inside ANGEL'S ENVELOPE...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQxmUp9QsNQ




http://groups.google.com/group....c0a01f#

And a happy Easter to you, too, Snugglebunny!  They let you out of your warren for the holiday.  How special!  Love and kisses!  :x

Date: 2011/04/24 22:41:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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Still laughing, actually. That's hilarious! Where to you find this stuff, "judgment"?

LOL!  I loved the Atheist secret military base "somewhere on the Galapagos Islands".   :D  :D  :D

It's tortoises all the way down!

Date: 2011/04/26 01:43:25, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (xjudgmentz2009 @ April 26 2011,01:21)






*NEW VIDEO* from RDFRS


http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum....p175865

Ah, hell.  We've pissed god off so much that he's now given the fecking squirrels fecking light sabres.

Clearly, we are all doomed.  As are the contents of my bird feeders.

Date: 2011/04/26 10:34:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 26 2011,07:44)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ April 26 2011,12:42)
It's surprising that they didn't compile their list as "supports ID and/or likes puppies".

Damn! I'd be on that list!

Me, too!  Writ large!

Date: 2011/04/28 15:56:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Just pulling a Kwok here, but seriously, I concur wholehearted with SD on this.  He conveyed my exact opinion on this issue and I think he is a fucking sexy beast even if he is French and smells like dirty feet/cheese.

Date: 2011/04/28 15:59:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ April 28 2011,15:15)
Ray Martinez has popped up here (http://www.freeratio.org/showthread.php?t=301259)

if anyone else would like to weigh in on the epic smack-down he is enduring.

I logged in over there for the first time in months last night and noted that you were engaging Mr. Martinez.  Sadly, the board rules are fairly draconian so we can't tell him how we really feel about him and his nonsense in colorful metaphors.  Which is probably why he's posting there.  The chickenshit mods demand nicey-nicey, the sissies.   :angry:

Date: 2011/04/28 21:25:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 28 2011,17:52)
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Quote (OgreMkV @ April 28 2011,15:15)
Ray Martinez has popped up here (http://www.freeratio.org/showthread.php?t=301259)

if anyone else would like to weigh in on the epic smack-down he is enduring.

I logged in over there for the first time in months last night and noted that you were engaging Mr. Martinez.  Sadly, the board rules are fairly draconian so we can't tell him how we really feel about him and his nonsense in colorful metaphors.  Which is probably why he's posting there.  The chickenshit mods demand nicey-nicey, the sissies.   :angry:

See, this is what pisses me off to no end. It's perfectly 'civil' to accuse the entirety of the scientific professions of lying, conspiracy, forgery, etc., but somehow the response "fuck off, you ignorant moron" is 'uncivil'.

For places with those kind of 'civility' rules, all I can say is "Fuck off, you ignorant morons".

Yeah, a few years ago I commented over there that one of the creationists had "jumped the shark" and a mod gave me a warning for it.  You also can't call a troll a troll without mods coming down on you.  So, I said "Fuck that action, man" and moved on to the Wild West kind of places.

Sadly, the Wild West places also allow morons like Beyers and Atheistoclast and Supersport and the like twaddle on, unchecked.  So, free range boards are a double edged sword.

Date: 2011/04/28 21:33:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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The main question is: should NCSE or BCSE endorse religious views and diss out prominent atheists just so they can reach their goal? Where's the neutrality?


Disrespect goes in both directions. I think Dawkins is a respectful writer, but PZ is quite abrasive.

As I wrote in another thread, I think that for some kinds of people abrasive works.

I speak for no one but myself.

I favor abrasive.

But then I am female & childfree along with godless...

Psst - also female and childfree...

Make that three of us!

Date: 2011/04/29 09:37:07, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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The main question is: should NCSE or BCSE endorse religious views and diss out prominent atheists just so they can reach their goal? Where's the neutrality?


Disrespect goes in both directions. I think Dawkins is a respectful writer, but PZ is quite abrasive.

As I wrote in another thread, I think that for some kinds of people abrasive works.

I speak for no one but myself.

I favor abrasive.

But then I am female & childfree along with godless...

Psst - also female and childfree...

Make that three of us!

4 If you count Carlson on the weekends..

POTW!!

Date: 2011/04/29 10:11:46, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ April 27 2011,23:43)
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Quote (Bob O'H @ April 27 2011,14:53)
Nobody seems to have commented here for a bit. Have we all been banninated?

I was skimming through some recent posts on UD when I came across the following from the oleaginous Cordova:

   
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Nick Matzke is the famous former employee of the National Center for Selling Evolution (NCSE). For many years, he has been on the frontlines on the war on ID. His finest hour was at the Dover Trial where he provided a lot of technical support to the ACLU lawyers.

Matzke’s attacks on ID are fundamentally based on misrepresentation, strawman arguments, equivocation, distortions, etc. Well, it seems his way of doing business has finally caught up with him. There is poetic justice in his public humiliation at the hands of fellow Darwinists.


Since poor Matzke seems to be taking flak from both creationists and atheists that would seem to suggest that, far from cozying up to religion, he's actually occupying some sort of middle ground because that's where you tend to get fired on by both sides.

From Creation Ministries International (the Australian remnant of Answers in Genesis), "an article by one Gary Hurd, an antitheistic social scientist, posted on an unsavoury atheist site; {TalkOrigins gh}" ... "Moore’s follow-up here largely follows Hurd as well. This is unfortunately not the first time that Ross or his minions have cited disreputable Christ-haters to attack biblical creationists"

Answers in Genesis sounds a lot like another fat asshole who wrote, But some, like Larry Moran, PZ Myers, Richard Dawkins, Gary Hurd and others, are involved in an entirely different battle. For them, it's not enough to protect science education from the attacks of some religious people; religion itself, in any form, is to be attacked and destroyed by any means necessary.

"Human Ape, AKA bobbyxxxx The only people more retarded than Christian science deniers are the pro-science wimps who suck up to Christians. Hurd is a suck-up who dishonestly pretends Christianity and science are not in conflict with each other, as if the resurrection of the dead Jeebus into a zombie is not anti-science.

Hurd wrote "Militant, atheist evolutionary biologists are every bit as religious as a sweating, hollering young Earth creationist preacher from south Alabama." I did not say this, nor write it. gh

This shows Hurd doesn't even understand the meaning of simple words. He is saying people who are not religious are religious. Hurd is an idiot.


Rapture Ready, You have been banned for the following reason:
Dr. GH

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


So, Ed Brayton, Carl Weiland (AiG), and some anonymous INTERNET jerks join the psychotics at Rapture Ready, Uncommon Descent, CARM, and apparently John Wilkins at disparaging me as a Christ-hating sell-out to Christians, and banning me.  

I am in excellent company.

Damn, Gary, that's some awesome street cred you have going on there!

Do I detect a whiff of brimstone...?

Date: 2011/04/29 17:33:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Deadman watched The Wedding.  Well, parts of it, anyway, or so he says.  

I think this explains a lot.   :O

Date: 2011/05/01 07:30:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Recycling is good for the environment! Happy Birthday, fellas!

Big, sloppy licks to you!

Date: 2011/05/01 21:45:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ May 01 2011,17:27)
Be careful - Wolfie and me might actually be those twins. :p

LOL!

Date: 2011/05/01 21:48:18, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm sexy and in awesome shape for an old broad (or most any age).  But I'm still an old broad.

Date: 2011/05/02 15:46:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ May 02 2011,01:14)
Quote (Wolfhound @ May 01 2011,21:48)
I'm sexy and in awesome shape for an old broad (or most any age).  But I'm still an old broad.

I'm an old broad myself. It's not the age - it's the shimmy mileage! :)

Well, then, my mileage is pretty darned low, in all actuality.

Vrooooooom!   :D

Date: 2011/05/05 10:38:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
What an asshole, and a busy one, besides.  It's almost like he's an historical revisionist or something.  

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!!!11!!!!

Date: 2011/05/06 10:28:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ May 06 2011,10:24)
Big bad Joe is back to making his implied physical threats again too:

 
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Joe G said...

Rich Hughes: And sunshine, you're the biggest coward of them all.

Just tell me where you live an we will see about that.


What an utter smeghead.

If he comes up to Washington State, I'll be sure to show him a good time, lads.  But, I'm guessing he never leaves his mom's basement home.

Date: 2011/05/15 07:44:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
How many times has Mr. Nutjob proclaimed that somebody here was going to die "today"?  Not terribly prophetic, is he?  

OY!  WE'RE GETTIN' BORED HERE, SPANKY!!11!!

Date: 2011/05/15 09:58:18, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm a dog person, through and through.

That being said,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Date: 2011/05/18 23:30:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ May 18 2011,23:23)
Rapture on the 21st, eh?  I better get my shit together...first I've heard of it.

So, Im bored and can't sleep....can one of you evilutionists tell me a good just so story to help me nod off?

It's not a very good story, paralyzingly boring really so should help you nod off,  but has a bit of magic and monsters and sex and violence in it at times.


"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..."

Date: 2011/05/18 23:42:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ May 18 2011,17:51)
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Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ May 14 2011,21:18)
ROFL! Over on his blog Joe is still having a deep, meaningful conversation with his sockpuppet, still having his sock tell Joe how Joe crushed Ogre in their debate.  

It's hard to think of anything as pathetic as a loser liker Joe creating a fake identity just to stroke his own ego.

Except it isn't my sock.

That you think it is proves that you are an imbecile- as if I needed more proof of that...

Wouldn't that be a reasonable inference, design wise? You do have a habit of making up persona's and telling porkies..

And another known imbecile chimes in.

Seriously, Joe.  Why are you such an angry, hateful, nasty man?  All you have is invective.  Well, that and a few other serious personality flaws.

Have a drink.  *Get laid.  **Smoke some weed.  ***And read some real biology textbooks for comprehension.  You'll feel much betterer, I guarantee it.



* Be sure to use protection because the world has more than enough mouthbreathers in it without you contributing to the swollen ranks.

**  Not that I know anything about this.  Ask Stevie and Deadman.  They'll confirm it as they have first-hand knowledge.

***  I suggest something geared toward elementary school children.  The words are small and there are lots of pretty color pictures.  Perhaps Dawkins' new book.

Date: 2011/05/19 16:42:03, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ May 19 2011,00:49)
To each his own sista...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's in the story, too.  Oh, and his daughter, as well.

Date: 2011/05/19 16:48:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ May 19 2011,17:08)
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A while back he was asking about specifics in regard to human fossils, and which are considered transitionals, etc

They are *all* transitional, idiot.

EDIT: Asking who, you? LOL

yes, yes, "everything is a transitional"....lmfao...w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r.

Yes, asking me.....and I sent him to you....he wasn't terribly impressed.  ;p

Nature and nurture are working against this kid.  Poor little fucker never had a chance, did he?    :(

Date: 2011/05/19 17:18:59, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ May 19 2011,18:01)
lol..yeah, poor little fucker really has it bad.  Two parents who love him more than life itself.  Given him ever opportunity to learn everything he can...even evolution.  Happy, content....ALIVE.  Yeah, sucks being him.  

Oh, and yeah, he did stand a chance...we let him live vs the alternative.

And thoroughly entrenched in the mythology that you drilled into his little skull from birth.  Bad genes plus childhood indoctrination equals poor little benighted, brainwashed little fucker.

And why in the world would anybody have though you wouldn't have let him live?  Your defensive response is somewhat puzzling to me.  Had you actually considered terminating the pregnancy and still feel guilty about it?

Date: 2011/05/19 18:00:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ May 19 2011,18:20)
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And why in the world would anybody have though you wouldn't have let him live?  Your defensive response is somewhat puzzling to me.  Had you actually considered terminating the pregnancy and still feel guilty about it?

It's just FTK, it only has a few talking points and it hears questions that people haven't actually asked.

Presumably FTK wanted to abort but could not because of it's religion.

Oh!  So it is guilt then.  And likely a very un-Christian (well, from what they would have us believe but seldom ever support by their behavior) smugness and sense of superiority for carrying the unwanted oops to term when others might not have for very sensible reasons of their own.  Suffering for Jesus and all that crap, I suppose.  They  do seem to get off on that, don't they?

But, whatever.  Her choice so bully for her and if she's happy with her decision, that's all that matters, smarminess and biblically induced self-loathing aside.

Date: 2011/05/19 18:24:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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lol..yeah, poor little fucker really has it bad.  Two parents who love him more than life itself.  Given him ever opportunity to learn everything he can...even evolution.  Happy, content....ALIVE.  Yeah, sucks being him.  

Oh, and yeah, he did stand a chance...we let him live vs the alternative.

And thoroughly entrenched in the mythology that you drilled into his little skull from birth.  Bad genes plus childhood indoctrination equals poor little benighted, brainwashed little fucker.

And why in the world would anybody have though you wouldn't have let him live?  Your defensive response is somewhat puzzling to me.  Had you actually considered terminating the pregnancy and still feel guilty about it?

Don't play naive.  You know exactly what I'm saying.  I don't think you have room to say a damn thing about how I'm raising my child considering.  

Adios folks.....

Oh!  So you're dropping the false Miss Mary Sunshine bit and being the nasty, mean-spirited little piece of shit that you really are.  How delightful!

See, honeybun, if I felt in the least bit guilty or sad or remorseful about my abortion, your words would be very hurtful, hateful, and give me no small amount of mental anguish, I'm sure.  Which was your intention.  But, happily, because I'd do it all over again without a moment's hesitation, your wonderfully Christian poisoned arrow flew straight past the mark and sailed off into oblivion.

BTW, remember this, from earlier this year?

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I have many dear friends who are pro-choice and have had abortions. I don't consider any of them monsters.


Do your "dear friends" know how you really feel about them?  What you'd really like to say to them?   :D

But, anywho, thank you for once again demonstrating why holier than thou Godbots are the scum of the earth and that whenever they spout that "it's not for me to judge" crap, they're speaking with a serpent's tongue.

Date: 2011/05/19 20:04:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 19 2011,20:38)
Jumping Jesus on a pogostick, I leave for two years and FTK is still frigging here?? :O

Just like a festering venereal disease, FtK is always there, simmering just below the surface.  You can be asymptomatic for months and then --BOOM!--you have an outbreak.

Sadly, no cream, pill, or injection will make this infection go away.

Date: 2011/05/20 07:30:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 20 2011,05:07)
 
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I don't think you have room to say a damn thing about how I'm raising my child considering.


No, but she has plenty of room to say you should have terminated, because your kid is going to have one hell of a life with a bitch like you as mother. Not even talking about his "education".

Fuck off!

I wouldn't go that far because that's just plain old mean and uncalled for.  I'll leave such things to Good Christians™ like FtK with her love of Jesus and heart filled with charity.  She made her choice (and how lucky she was to even have the option) and I certainly don't begrudge her that.  Or her kid.

What I can and will say is that it's a damn shame and a waste that her kid is growing up to be an ignorant, godbotting little shitstain like his hateful, ineducable mother.

Date: 2011/05/20 21:41:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 20 2011,11:23)
Alan, she bloody well deserves it!

The bitch has been going on and on about her views on abortion in another thread. At some point I even took her defence because she seemed geniune enough.

Then all of a sudden she totaly turned 180 and started her old shitstuff again. And that jab at Wolfie? Well, we all know Monica can take it and then some, but at some point enough is enough!

FuckTheKids deserves nothing less than the pinacle of verbal abuse I can muster, and that's exactly what she'll get from me. Who the fuck does she think she is, acting all smug and superior because she decided to spit a tadpol out of her vagina all the while trying to turn the metaphorical knife into the non-existent (as far as Wolfie says) psychological wound of a fellow human being?

I didn't say she should terminate her kid now (that would be kind of a very late abortion, I think). Or that she should have terminated at all**. J'ai juste envie de lui faire comprendre, ne serait-se qu'une seconde, le genre de calvaires qu'elle peut faire vivre à d'autres. Autres femmes envers qui elle doit avoir les mêmes réactions et qui ne sont pas aussi solides que Monica*.


*This French part can be translated on demand, I just wanted to sound snobby...

**Ok, I did say that. Fuck me, I'm heartless!

ETA: I can't be that heartless, I have a kitten.

*mwah!*  You're very sweet to be so outraged at FuckingCunt (I really dislike calling other women this word but she's proven that she actually deserves it, so fuck her) for being such a fucking cunt.

If you weren't taken I'd give you a big hug and kiss.   :)

Date: 2011/05/24 22:24:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
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I might be totaly out of my depths here, but don't for exemple Carcharodon carcharias* and Orcinus orca** occupy the same niche?


*Bruce

**Willy

Just for one more night, then we take on Tampa Bay. :-)

WOO-HOO!  GO LIGHTNING!!!!!

I've been wearing my jersey.   :)

Date: 2011/05/26 09:09:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 26 2011,09:44)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ May 26 2011,12:51)
For a site admin, the silence of the commenters could always indicate some more tangible problem, from configuration to DDOS.

Or the Rapture...

Not on this particular site, surely.

Date: 2011/05/31 15:07:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ May 31 2011,14:07)


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Went to "Soldiers for Jesus" camp this weekend.  Ima hell of a shot, so all you heathens better look out.  They also convinced me that I need to vote against abortion...."If they made a law that murder was ok, would you vote along with them on that too, or would you vote against it"?

"Soldiers for Jesus".  Yeah, 'cause shooting people is definitely a WWJD thing.  Shut the fuck up you sanctimonious, redneck piece of shit.

Date: 2011/06/01 09:37:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,10:07)
Im not concerned...Im just stating the facts.  Get over yourselves.  Everyone has different beliefs....so what?  Some of the hatred over here is just over the top.  And, yes, I know that it stems from shit you read about the "religious right" or whatever.  But, Christian extremists are few and far between, imho.  I live in the bible belt and never run across the scary type of religious people ya'll always blabber about.

Chickiepoo, you ARE a Christian extremist. Do not conflate "hatred" with "contempt" and "pity". You believe that your big book o'bullshit trumps reality (you're on board with Wally Brown, for fuck's sake!), you're a nasty little piece of work with regard to judging other people (yes, play all cutesy-folksy and then say something specifically calculated to wound somebody you hope is vulnerable), you are trying to undermine science education, and despite your protestations to the contrary, you would gleefully impose your sectarian "morals" on the rest of the world if given the opportunity.  The only way in which you fall short of the mark is that I honestly expected you to be dumpier and have squeezed out a couple more puppies.  Thankfully for the gene pool, the damage is somewhat limited.

Speaking of which, time to get my 5'10", 140 pound self to the gym.

Date: 2011/06/01 09:39:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ June 01 2011,10:32)
Quote (Louis @ June 01 2011,06:18)
After all, much of the internet <sing>DRAMA</sing> {jazz hands} people encounter is very, very rarely more significant or harmful than the activities of bowler hatted accountant who goes home and puts on his wife's clothes when no one is looking.

Thanks again for another pithy fb status update, Louis.

He hasn't Friended me.   :angry:

Date: 2011/06/01 11:54:40, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,10:55)
No one gave me advise on how to hold the gun...they just threw it at me and said "shoot".  We were just screwing around.  That gun is probably from the Vietnam war days?  My Uncle served and still has several guns from his time there.  He hadn't shot the shotgun he brought in 5 years, and got coaxed into shooting some skeet....never missed.

Holy crap, that's potentially DANGEROUS, both to yourself and others.  I learned how to shoot on a range, with a professional instructor, to get my permit.  Guns aren't toys and if you don't start off with good safety habits at the onset, the bad/deadly habits can become ingrained.  I know you know this but having kids watch reckless handling of firearms by adults they trust and likely emulate makes me VERY nervous.  I'm a child welfare case manager and abuse investigator with extensive child safety training so I can speak with some authority here.  I'm also a pretty damned good shot with lots of range hours in so have a healthy respect for guns.

Forgive the finger-wagging here, FtK, but PLEASE be more careful in the future!

Date: 2011/06/01 16:48:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,13:11)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 01 2011,11:54)
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,10:55)
No one gave me advise on how to hold the gun...they just threw it at me and said "shoot".  We were just screwing around.  That gun is probably from the Vietnam war days?  My Uncle served and still has several guns from his time there.  He hadn't shot the shotgun he brought in 5 years, and got coaxed into shooting some skeet....never missed.

Holy crap, that's potentially DANGEROUS, both to yourself and others.  I learned how to shoot on a range, with a professional instructor, to get my permit.  Guns aren't toys and if you don't start off with good safety habits at the onset, the bad/deadly habits can become ingrained.  I know you know this but having kids watch reckless handling of firearms by adults they trust and likely emulate makes me VERY nervous.  I'm a child welfare case manager and abuse investigator with extensive child safety training so I can speak with some authority here.  I'm also a pretty damned good shot with lots of range hours in so have a healthy respect for guns.

Forgive the finger-wagging here, FtK, but PLEASE be more careful in the future!

Hun, seriously, don't worry.  My kids and I have all had hunter's safety (course I took it about 18 years ago).  My husband is a stickler about it with the boys (they hunt quite a bit), although he wasn't out there this trip.  There were like 12 people who shot it, and it was one at a time.  They didn't *literally* "throw it" to me...rofl.  

But, no, we didn't have time to go through and make sure every person had the right stance.  Most of them were familiar with fire arms.  There were only 2 chicks.  We just asked a couple questions before we fired.  It's no biggie.

Okay, I feel better.  I've seen too many tragedies and I really do care very much for children who have already been born so I was really concerned.  Glad you've got a handle on it.  Whatever especially repugnant, hateful things you've said and/or implied, I sure as hell don't want any misfortune to befall you or yours.

Yeah, I really am fluffy and cuddly but save that for the folks I'm closest to, animals, and children.  Everybody else get the toothy, snarly Wolfhound.  Grrrrr!

Date: 2011/06/01 17:05:59, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,10:49)
I think there was a backhanded compliment in there somewhere.  

I'm 5' 10" too....have a few pounds on you though...if I even smell food, I gain 5 pounds.  Have to live my life in the gym and diet competitions...:(

We can mud wrestle for the boys some time.  Sounds like an fair fight...;P

Well, to be honest, I lived for 1.5 years in Warrensburg, MO and worked in KS back in the 90's and, pretty much without exception, corn-fed Bible-thumping, dumbfuck Midwestern women tend toward the heavy side of heiferville.  That you didn't look like a pregant elephant seal was rather unusual.

And, to get more specific, I'm closer to 5'11" but round down and today, after a full lunch and 1/2 gallon of water at the gym, I'm weighing in at 138 pounds but I round up.  And this is with Deadman regularly supplying me with hot cocoa and chocolate.

I played rugby and fenced in college plus fought heavy weapons in the SCA in addition to my current gym rat status.  The guys here who have met me in real life can attest to the fact that I'm One Tough Chickie and that they would likely lose should I do them the favor of mud wrestling with them.  They'd probably throw the match on purpose, now that I think about it...

Date: 2011/06/02 08:52:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Robin @ June 02 2011,09:29)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 01 2011,17:05)
...plus fought heavy weapons in the SCA


See...I knew there was at least one more reason why I think fondly of you, Wolfie. SCA...my my...the things you don't expect.

Now I'm having a tough time picturing you without a rattan Claybourne and chain cuirass (fitted, off course). It just seems so right. :)

Heh.  I wore a black waxed leather lorica segmentata with my heraldic rooster tooled on the breast.  My whole rig was waxed black leather with tooling.  And I was a Glaive Babe.  The photo is me in a borrowed lorica as mine was still being worked on.  My final rig had blue edging on all of the lames.  It was right purty.

When I wasn't on the field, however, I did wear what was affectionately referred to as "elk skin and dental floss".

Date: 2011/06/02 14:45:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ June 01 2011,18:15)
ROFL...for some reason, I can't imagine you checking out the churches to put that theory to test.  You must be getting churches mixed up with Walmarts.  Think steeple or chair/pews in long rows rather than food everywhere.

Why would you think that the clientele at both venues are exclusive of each other?  There is significant overlap, as you well know (just check the large religious section in the book department and abundance of snack foods and NASCAR merchandise).  Plenty of times I drove by the churches as they were releasing the sheep and noted the overwhelming pudge.  And you know it's true.  :)

Quote
Congrats on the awesomeness of your physique...I'm all about staying healthy.  Im still willing to take the chance of wrestling and getting my ass kicked though.  Give me a chance to train a bit first though.  How old are you?



Why, thank you.  I'm within spitting distance of 40 and believe in keeping my body AND mind fit.  That's why I work out, eat right, reject religion, and love real science.  You should try those last two items; they'll help tone flabby brains.  

My partner jokes about me being so skinny and that he needs to fatten me up but then comments that I'm built like Katharine Hepburn (only taller) so I consider it a win.

Date: 2011/06/02 14:49:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Robin @ June 02 2011,12:39)
Mmmm...would that be SCA Onda de Mar Vintage?  ;)

Hee-hee!  No, a bit skimpier, actually.
 
Quote
Whhheeeewww....likely have to pour a liberal amount of Scotch into that gutter to wash my mind back out now...

You should pour a liberal amount of Scotch into yourself, instead.  Or me.  Glenlivet will do.

Date: 2011/06/02 16:49:05, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ June 01 2011,17:50)
Quote (Louis @ June 01 2011,13:39)
Quote (fnxtr @ June 01 2011,21:18)
 
Quote (Louis @ June 01 2011,09:20)
 
Quote (Mindrover @ June 01 2011,17:07)
What's even better is that, in some online games, your camera blacks out at death and then resumes, but you no longer have control of it.

Often times you are killed, only to reawaken to a digital crotch-fest (which should be a band name, though possibly translated to german, first).

Your post. It is full of win!

"AND NOW ON STAGE.....DIGITALE SCHRITTFEST!"

I am picturing epic glam metal hair and very tight leather.

Louis

buttless chaps.

I'm more for chapless butts.

Louis

That's what the lotion is for.

POTW!

Date: 2011/06/03 12:19:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Oh, very well.  Let me see if I can get a willing cameraperson to snap a photo.  I warn you, however, that I'm probably paler than Louis' bum.

Date: 2011/06/03 14:08:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ June 03 2011,14:09)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 03 2011,18:19)
Oh, very well.  Let me see if I can get a willing cameraperson to snap a photo.  I warn you, however, that I'm probably paler than Louis' bum.

My bum is not pale! The vile accusations of Welshness I can just about stomach. The abuse of my mother and my dentition I can cope with. But you question the integrity of my gluteal tan at your peril!

Louis

Did I say "Louis' bum"?  I meant Louis' MUM.

And with that reference, all is once more right with the world.  Or at least our sordid little cyber-corner of it.

Date: 2011/06/03 14:48:59, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 03 2011,11:01)
Here is one of me.



So, let's see "elkskin and dental floss."

PLEASE!

I'm afraid your fish is mightier than I will ever be.   :)

Here's one of me in my early/mid 20's and underthings, after fighter practice.  Note the lovely bruises on my thighs which were a result of getting smacked by rattan sticks.  I wore greaves, which were required for knee protection, but didn't wear cuisses.  And it shows.

Also note the sunburned face and nominally tanned limbs.  This is dark and exotic for me.  Today, I'm in my 30's, much paler, but in better shape.  Not sure if it's worth the tradeoff.  :p

I'll work on the elkskin photo.

Date: 2011/06/03 16:59:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (KCdgw @ June 03 2011,16:53)
Quote
Well, to be honest, I lived for 1.5 years in Warrensburg, MO


UCM (formerly known as CMSU)?

Yes, indeed.  Central Missouri State University, home of the Fighting Mules.  Where one can get a half-assed education.

I still have my student id card around here somewhere...

Date: 2011/06/03 17:02:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ June 03 2011,16:37)
Here's an old one of me at a life-size RPG, around 2007 or 2008:



In 2 weeks I'm participating as an extra in a Dealands LSRPG. It's a western/heroic fantasy setting. Should be fun...

Awesome!  You certainly look the part of a ne'er-do-well French mercenary, ready to drop his sword and flee the field of battle at the drop of a plumed hat. Or lace hankie.  ;)

And what are you grinding up, good sir?  Did you prepare enough for the whole company?

Date: 2011/06/03 18:50:07, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (KCdgw @ June 03 2011,18:12)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 03 2011,16:59)
Quote (KCdgw @ June 03 2011,16:53)
 
Quote
Well, to be honest, I lived for 1.5 years in Warrensburg, MO


UCM (formerly known as CMSU)?

Yes, indeed.  Central Missouri State University, home of the Fighting Mules.  Where one can get a half-assed education.

I still have my student id card around here somewhere...

I work there.

Oh goodness!  I lived on S. Mulberry Street.  Cute little two story yellow thing.  Shortly after I moved back to Florida, the house caught fire, the ex sold it, and apartments were built on the lot.  I was in Warrensburg from December of 1995 until June of 1997.  My ex worked for the university for a little while from 1996 to 1997.

I used to go to Heroes for their nachos and poke around in the antique mall downtown.  Oh, and the bronze statue of Old Drum is special.  :)

Date: 2011/06/03 23:44:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ June 03 2011,22:22)
Okay, now you're just showin' off.

(*my bold. Really? Bloody hell.)

(eta as long as we're gettin' all "dig me", I'm changing my avatar, see if I don't.)

Gravity has affected certain bits but, yes, I'm in better shape now than I was then.  Better strength, endurance,  muscle mass, and definition, especially the arms and abs.  Ideally, I'd like to shave off about 5 more pounds of fat all over but I know I'm pretty damned good for a 39 year old bag.

Here's my back from way back then.  Note the nice strawberry "armor bite".

Date: 2011/06/03 23:46:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ June 03 2011,20:54)
Be afraid. Be very afraid.



Me after commencement for my Master's. ("A little knowledge is...")

Have I told you that you're my heroine?  Beauty, brains, and shimmies, too!!   :)

Date: 2011/06/03 23:47:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 03 2011,21:33)
I'm the guy on the left in this photo, from the early 1980s:


What sci-fi movie was that from and where can I rent it?    :)

Date: 2011/06/04 20:26:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (zjudgesu44 @ June 04 2011,21:07)






RAT MAN PZ & THE NEW SH*THEADS



http://www.debunkingskeptics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1763

Hey, Dave/Dennis, you gonna join in the fun and post a semi-nude photo of yourself?  I haven't eaten yet (although my baked cod is waiting in the oven for me), so it's okay.

Date: 2011/06/05 23:07:44, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (xjudgesx @ June 05 2011,21:39)
and girls, please keep your clothes on...

I'm sorry, boys.  Since Crazy Dave told me to keep my clothes on, I will NOT be posting the nude photos of myself.   :(

Date: 2011/06/08 09:28:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 06 2011,13:18)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 05 2011,21:07)
Quote (xjudgesx @ June 05 2011,21:39)
and girls, please keep your clothes on...

I'm sorry, boys.  Since Crazy Dave told me to keep my clothes on, I will NOT be posting the nude photos of myself.   :(

Technically, Elkskin and dental floss is not naked- not even nude.

You are correct.  But I'm talking about other photos.   ;)

Date: 2011/06/08 09:29:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ June 08 2011,09:39)
Quote (ttjudges33 @ June 07 2011,17:05)
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Kristine]<br/><br/>you don't want to see what happened to the OLD SH*THEADS...

RAT MAN PZ & THE NEW SH*THEADS

ETA - image removed

http://www.clubconspiracy.com/forum....63.html

The Old Shitheads broke up after the bass player wanted to do a cover of the Subhumans' "Too Drunk To Fuck".

The other guys liked the song but the lead singer wanted to focus on his own material.

Damned coffee sprayed all over my monitor due to being forcefully ejected through my nose.

Date: 2011/06/11 20:17:36, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (midwifetoad @ June 11 2011,15:04)
Quote
Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a martin," then punched him in the nose and fled.


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html....lt.html

What was awesome was seeing this on KOMO News last night and watching the talking heads trying to keep straight faces when the title of the story, "Dead Weasel Assault", flashed on the screen behind them.  They're serious journalists, I tells ya'!

Date: 2011/06/13 00:13:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 12 2011,22:17)
Ed Brayton's Self-promotion on the ocassion of Seve Gey's Death Reposted from PT


It’s with great sadness and not a few tears that I say goodbye to Steve Gey, someone I never met in person but who nonetheless had a huge influence on my life. Steve was a professor at the Florida State University law school and one of the preeminent First Amendment scholars in the country. He was one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs in Edwards v Aguillard, the case that ruled creation science out of public school science classrooms.

A little over 4 years ago, Steve was diagnosed with ALS, aka Lou Gehrig’s disease, and he had to give up teaching about a year later. He was, according to everyone I’ve ever talked to who took his course, one of the most inspiring teachers in the country. He was revered and adored by colleagues and students alike for his brilliance and his humanity.

Shortly after he was diagnosed with ALS I was able to arrange for him to receive the Friend of Darwin award from the National Center for Science Education. I called Glenn Branch to ask about it and he said that the board had, in fact, just voted unanimously to give him that award but they hadn’t yet found a venue in which to give it to him (they typically like to ambush people who win the award and give it to them when they don’t expect it).

I told Glenn I knew of the perfect time to do it. A group of his students were running a triathlon a few days later to raise money for ALS research in his name and they were going to be having a banquet afterwards. The NCSE rushed the award down to a friend of mine, who was one of Steve’s students and dearest friends. She was so happy to be able to present that award to him.

The country has lost one of its finest teachers and one of its most powerful advocates for civil liberties. And a great many people have lost a man who inspired them.

The self promotion I can pretty much deal with (he's less noxious that Kwokpot) but I do find that the crap posts about friggin' felines all the frackin' time make his blog nigh unreadable.  

Damn, I need some Chinese food...

Date: 2011/06/13 14:05:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (noncarborundum @ June 13 2011,01:55)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 13 2011,00:13)
 
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 12 2011,22:17)
Ed Brayton's Self-promotion on the ocassion of Seve Gey's Death Reposted from PT


It’s with great sadness and not a few tears that I say goodbye to Steve Gey, someone I never met in person but who nonetheless had a huge influence on my life. Steve was a professor at the Florida State University law school and one of the preeminent First Amendment scholars in the country. He was one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs in Edwards v Aguillard, the case that ruled creation science out of public school science classrooms.

A little over 4 years ago, Steve was diagnosed with ALS, aka Lou Gehrig’s disease, and he had to give up teaching about a year later. He was, according to everyone I’ve ever talked to who took his course, one of the most inspiring teachers in the country. He was revered and adored by colleagues and students alike for his brilliance and his humanity.

Shortly after he was diagnosed with ALS I was able to arrange for him to receive the Friend of Darwin award from the National Center for Science Education. I called Glenn Branch to ask about it and he said that the board had, in fact, just voted unanimously to give him that award but they hadn’t yet found a venue in which to give it to him (they typically like to ambush people who win the award and give it to them when they don’t expect it).

I told Glenn I knew of the perfect time to do it. A group of his students were running a triathlon a few days later to raise money for ALS research in his name and they were going to be having a banquet afterwards. The NCSE rushed the award down to a friend of mine, who was one of Steve’s students and dearest friends. She was so happy to be able to present that award to him.

The country has lost one of its finest teachers and one of its most powerful advocates for civil liberties. And a great many people have lost a man who inspired them.

The self promotion I can pretty much deal with (he's less noxious that Kwokpot) but I do find that the crap posts about friggin' felines all the frackin' time make his blog nigh unreadable.  

Damn, I need some Chinese food...

Does he post about felines all the time?  I must say I haven't noticed that.

Literally all the time?  No.  Multiple times a week?  Yes.  The new anti-canine post was over the top and I am outraged!  OUTRAGED I TELLZ U!!11!!!!

Date: 2011/06/15 09:05:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Texas Teach @ June 13 2011,16:04)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 13 2011,14:05)
Quote (noncarborundum @ June 13 2011,01:55)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 13 2011,00:13)
   
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 12 2011,22:17)
Ed Brayton's Self-promotion on the ocassion of Seve Gey's Death Reposted from PT


It’s with great sadness and not a few tears that I say goodbye to Steve Gey, someone I never met in person but who nonetheless had a huge influence on my life. Steve was a professor at the Florida State University law school and one of the preeminent First Amendment scholars in the country. He was one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs in Edwards v Aguillard, the case that ruled creation science out of public school science classrooms.

A little over 4 years ago, Steve was diagnosed with ALS, aka Lou Gehrig’s disease, and he had to give up teaching about a year later. He was, according to everyone I’ve ever talked to who took his course, one of the most inspiring teachers in the country. He was revered and adored by colleagues and students alike for his brilliance and his humanity.

Shortly after he was diagnosed with ALS I was able to arrange for him to receive the Friend of Darwin award from the National Center for Science Education. I called Glenn Branch to ask about it and he said that the board had, in fact, just voted unanimously to give him that award but they hadn’t yet found a venue in which to give it to him (they typically like to ambush people who win the award and give it to them when they don’t expect it).

I told Glenn I knew of the perfect time to do it. A group of his students were running a triathlon a few days later to raise money for ALS research in his name and they were going to be having a banquet afterwards. The NCSE rushed the award down to a friend of mine, who was one of Steve’s students and dearest friends. She was so happy to be able to present that award to him.

The country has lost one of its finest teachers and one of its most powerful advocates for civil liberties. And a great many people have lost a man who inspired them.

The self promotion I can pretty much deal with (he's less noxious that Kwokpot) but I do find that the crap posts about friggin' felines all the frackin' time make his blog nigh unreadable.  

Damn, I need some Chinese food...

Does he post about felines all the time?  I must say I haven't noticed that.

Literally all the time?  No.  Multiple times a week?  Yes.  The new anti-canine post was over the top and I am outraged!  OUTRAGED I TELLZ U!!11!!!!

psst, Wolfhound.  That's Jerry Coyne, not Ed Brayton.

You are, of course, correct.  I tend to look at Ed, Jerry, and PZ's blogs in succession and stupidly confused Ed and Jerry's even though they look similar in no way whatsoever.  Derp-a-derp-derp-derp.

Sorry about that.  I clearly need to drink less.  Or more, depending.

But my annoyance with the feline nonsense on Jerry's blog still stands.  *shakes fist*

Date: 2011/06/15 16:10:38, Link
Author: Wolfhound
It's some nasty crap, but if you've treated the interior of your home and need to knock the fleas out immediately, I suggest Capstar, then apply the Frontline/Advantage/whatever.  I had to use this protocol when some of the foster dogs I took in from time to time came to me with passengers.

Then there's the whole tapeworm issue...

Date: 2011/06/23 21:13:21, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Birthday to my favorite animated corpse.  Sadly, Deadman no longer looks in on us here.  Which is good, since he has told me, repeatedly, how much he hates anybody making a fuss about him.  In fact, I will likely pay a horrible price for even mentioning this.  Oh, the horror!

Date: 2011/06/23 21:16:19, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Seversky @ June 18 2011,00:08)
"I'm not a number!  I'm a free man!"

-- The Prisoner

"Be seeing you!"

Date: 2011/06/24 15:40:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ June 23 2011,23:40)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 23 2011,19:13)
Happy Birthday to my favorite animated corpse.  Sadly, Deadman no longer looks in on us here.  Which is good, since he has told me, repeatedly, how much he hates anybody making a fuss about him.  In fact, I will likely pay a horrible price for even mentioning this.  Oh, the horror!

Well, give him our your best anyway. ;-}

Oh, I always do!   ;)

Date: 2011/06/25 08:01:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Kristine]

Quote (divinewar2992 @ June 25 2011,08:42)
@pzmyers

for lying sh*thead myers

the END OF AMERICA - the END OF WAR

http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?control=msg&m=621350

Aren't your teeth worn out yet from chewing through all those straps?

Date: 2011/06/25 16:37:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (kevinmillerxi @ June 25 2011,13:07)
You haven't addressed my "shoe on the other foot" analogy, Kristine. And I'm sorry, your attempt at dispassionate interest in archiving the material fails to convince. This is all about vindictiveness. And I don't mean to single you out in that. Let's just call a spade a spade.

Kevin, seriously, why don't you just fuck off?  This alternate reality that you live in really isn't working and it's really pathetic that you're trying to spin this as anything other than the complete and total commercial failure of your perfidious propaganda porn piece.

You LOST.  Big time.  Now just admit how badly you suck and toddle along then.

Date: 2011/06/25 20:59:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Doc Bill @ June 25 2011,18:47)
Mummy!  Wolfie is trying to take away my chew toy, Mummy!

Mummy, make Wolfie stop!  Poopy-head Wolfie!

*Dodges rolled up newspaper*
*tucks tail*
*lowers head*
*whines plaintively*
*tears up sofa while you aren't looking*

Date: 2011/06/26 10:14:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Doc Bill @ June 25 2011,22:53)
Quote (Wolfhound @ June 25 2011,20:59)
Quote (Doc Bill @ June 25 2011,18:47)
Mummy!  Wolfie is trying to take away my chew toy, Mummy!

Mummy, make Wolfie stop!  Poopy-head Wolfie!

*Dodges rolled up newspaper*
*tucks tail*
*lowers head*
*whines plaintively*
*tears up sofa while you aren't looking*

You forgot

*pees on pillow
*shits in coffee cup
*chews up iPhone charger
*subscribes to Skeptical Inquirer

No, no, I might be naughty but I'm not that naughty.  Especially that last item.

Date: 2011/06/26 10:18:52, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Steviepinhead @ June 26 2011,01:09)
I've never figured out exactly how dead men age, but they must, because Wolfhead wouldn't lie, right?

Er, right...?

Anyway, Happy Birthday, whether you're actually any older or just more, er, decomposed!

The embalmers did an excellent job; he's very well preserved and lifelike.  Smells nice, too.

Date: 2011/06/27 17:48:42, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ June 27 2011,18:09)
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Kristine]<br/><br/>
Quote (xinit @ June 27 2011,22:52)
Quote (divinejustice333 @ June 27 2011,16:34)
see, you little shitheads think you are safe LYING behind your computers - YOU ARE DEADLY WRONG

Is that Mabus?

Hard to tell when you're not linking to Depeche Mode videos, from your safe little computer.

There you go:

Mandatory DM video

I want some "Personal Jesus".   :D

Date: 2011/06/28 21:29:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ June 28 2011,20:53)
Quote (Dale_Husband @ June 28 2011,12:47)
I see no point in ANYONE wasting their money on Expelled. I spent $8.00 on it a couple of years ago, and that was enough forever. It was a crappy movie, and it should be forgotten. Let dead dogs stay dead.

HA HA

Date: 2011/06/28 21:33:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kristine @ June 28 2011,21:12)
Oh, for the love of Crispy Cremes, first I find out that Sylvia Browne included a chapter on the Black Dahlia in her odious book Visits From the Afterlife, and now this.

 
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The Black Dahlia Reincarnation?
Dear Marie,
My sister thinks that she's the reincarnation of the The Black Dahlia.
Do you think this is true?
Sincerely,
A.

Dear A.
I know it's not true. I've visited the Black Dahlia.  She has not been reincarnated.  See my article ["Who Killed the Black Dahlia? A Psychic Investigation."] Your sister merely has a fascination with the Black Dahlia, which isn't surprising as a lot of people are drawn to Elizabeth due to her glamour and the great mystery which has surrounded her death.
Sincerely,
Marie


It's bad enough that I want to turn every author since 1980 who's written a book about the crime over my knee, but now I'm feeling the repulsion that I felt when the woomeisters turned my favorite pseudoscience (Bigfoot) into an extraterrestrial hominid who could materialize and dematerialize.

You know that Tesla is lurking in there somewhere! Sheesh.

Howcome peeps are always the reincarnation of somebody famous?  Nobody ever says, "In a past life, I was Adolfus Poopenheim, 12th century dung collector".

I call shennanigans!

Date: 2011/06/29 12:03:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Badger3k @ June 29 2011,09:37)
Quote (olegt @ June 28 2011,19:22)
The thread Science is inferior to Revelation contains this juicy tidbit:
 
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Spacebunny
6/28/11
4:37 PM

for starters let's try the age of the earth- could you please do give me a precise and rigorous date, to the second if you don't mind, none of this about X billion years ago crap - if you don't mind.

The question makes absolutely no sense. The Earth did not form in a fraction of a second. We wouldn't be able to determine its age with that accuracy even if we were present at the Earth's formation.

Joe G is Spacebunny?

That would certainly clear a few things up about Vox.

Date: 2011/07/01 00:10:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Damn, Lou, you spend all that time Facebooking and you still have enough juice left to yank their tails at UD?  I think I might love you.*






*Don't tell Deadman

Date: 2011/07/03 16:49:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Birthday, T. Hughes,

Happy Birthday, T. Hughes.

Happy Birthday, Dear Richard!

Happy Birthday, T. Hughes!

Date: 2011/07/05 02:01:46, Link
Author: Wolfhound
There's only one person who is allowed to violate my slot and it isn't Ptaylor!   :angry:

But happy birthday anyway!

Date: 2011/07/05 12:14:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ July 05 2011,04:58)
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 05 2011,08:01)
There's only one person who is allowed to violate my slot and it isn't Ptaylor!   :angry:

But happy birthday anyway!

But the fact that it is Deadman is not a good thing! I mean, do you know what he does with squirrels?

Annnnyyyyway.....

PTaylor, Birthday, Happy. You know the drill.

Louis

Of course I know about the squirrel thing.  Who do think holds the little suckers down?  I've been assured that the squirrels actually like it but have been cautioned to still wear the welding gloves just in case.  

And given what you do with sheep, who are you to judge, Mister?  I know it's a time-honored tradition in the British Isles and all but we 'mericans frown upon such things*.


* Unless it's a horse.  And the horse likes it.  No, I will NOT include the link to the video clip.

Date: 2011/07/06 09:34:40, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ July 05 2011,21:12)
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 05 2011,10:14)
Quote (Louis @ July 05 2011,04:58)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 05 2011,08:01)
There's only one person who is allowed to violate my slot and it isn't Ptaylor!   :angry:

But happy birthday anyway!

But the fact that it is Deadman is not a good thing! I mean, do you know what he does with squirrels?

Annnnyyyyway.....

PTaylor, Birthday, Happy. You know the drill.

Louis

Of course I know about the squirrel thing.  Who do think holds the little suckers down?  I've been assured that the squirrels actually like it but have been cautioned to still wear the welding gloves just in case.  

And given what you do with sheep, who are you to judge, Mister?  I know it's a time-honored tradition in the British Isles and all but we 'mericans frown upon such things*.


* Unless it's a horse.  And the horse likes it.  No, I will NOT include the link to the video clip.

The difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scot...

"Hey, you,  get off my cloud!"

"Hey, McCloud, get offa mah ewe!"

Date: 2011/07/07 10:36:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ July 07 2011,11:15)
I think there's been enough electrons wasted about this stuff, though. Can we move on?*




*Or am I tone trolling again?

Thass right, Little Froggy Sissypants!  Eatcher cheese and wave yer little white flag around like a good boy!*




*  You know I love you, right?

Date: 2011/07/15 07:57:26, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (divin2020 @ July 15 2011,02:37)
kristine, lou


why would anyone tolerate you intolerant lying sh&theads? the REAL WORLD!

_-


for lying intolerant sh*thead "wiseman" - we even use YOU!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJs9GCvKQwQ


___


for randi and his army of robot zombie atheists at TAM9


http://freethinking.sotoman.info/index.php?topic=1995.msg10504

Hey, Lou's one of my Facebook friends!  Kristine isn't yet but I doubt she'd find me all that interesting what with the status updates concerning my dogs, Deadman, doll clothes, and personal hygiene products*.

How many Facebook friends do  you have, bitch?  Yeah, thought so!


* Not necessarily mutually exclusive

Date: 2011/07/17 23:52:47, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ July 17 2011,23:59)
Quote (Doc Bill @ July 18 2011,04:48)
Yes, it will be me Two Jars Cru and Lewis.

Pathetic, huh?

There will be video, however, and all you HOMOS will be having fantasies for decades!

Video? How to put this in a nutshell: there fucking won't be.

I'm not that kind of boy on a first date.

Louis

Clearly, you are not your mother's son.

Date: 2011/07/24 03:56:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
LOL@dumbfuck Joe with his tiny, limp penis.

No wonder you're such an angry little ass-pimple.

Some guys are afraid of clowns and are man enough to admit it.  What's your excuse?  Oh.  Yeah.  My first sentence.

Carry on, Itsy-Bitsy; carry on!

Date: 2011/07/24 10:51:07, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ July 24 2011,10:34)
Quote (Wolfhound @ July 24 2011,09:56)
LOL@dumbfuck Joe with his tiny, limp penis.

No wonder you're such an angry little ass-pimple.

Some guys are afraid of clowns and are man enough to admit it.  What's your excuse?  Oh.  Yeah.  My first sentence.

Carry on, Itsy-Bitsy; carry on!

To be fair, clowns ARE fucking scary.

Louis

And you're man enough to admit it!  Your mum did something right.  After doing all those other...things.

Date: 2011/07/25 22:31:43, Link
Author: Wolfhound
[Graffiti moved to Bathroom Wall. - Lou FCD]

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ July 25 2011,18:27)
Quote (Ftk @ July 25 2011,12:06)
Sorry Robin, when I read it, it came across as an obvious metaphor.  I see nothing wrong with the usage at all.  I think you're being a bit dramatic about the whole thing.

Robin, this nuance is courtesy of the same woman who sees no difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.

FTK (from her blog):
   
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Homosexuality gone wild

Interesting that homosexuals, who seem to be so disgruntled that Christians do not support their choice of lifestyle, carry on in such a manner that it provides support for the biblical view that homosexuality is a perversion.

Either that, or morals are relative and these type of events provide normal/acceptable entertainment for the masses.

If we actually evolved minus any divine intervention or personal involvement on the designer's part, then this type of behavior may just become acceptable at some point in time.

Scary...next thing we know, paedophiles will be granted access to our children.

RB (At AtBC):
   
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Way to equate homosexuality and pedophilia!

FTK:
   
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The type of behavior I found in that article is equivalent to paedophilia, IMHO.

RB:
   
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So, you're saying that the guy who created a leather-themed poster at the expense of your favorite messiah and the guy who vaginally penetrated your neighbor's five your old daughter committed equivalent crimes.

Do I have that right?

FTK:
   
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Yeah, pretty much...because the poster is not the extent to which these perverts play and the behaviors they endorse.

RB:
   
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Namely sexual acts between consenting persons of the same gender. So, you equate sexual acts between consenting adults of the same gender with an adult male vaginally penetrating your neighbor's five year old daughter?

FTK:
   
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Considering the sexual acts they seem to be promoting and the fact that these type of acts are usually for gratification only with no intent to form a loving, caring relationship with another person, YES...I do.

FTK's now acute sense of nuance seems to have failed her then.

ETA: the exchange began on this page of the "Unreasonable Kansans" thread.

Wow.  Just wow.  What a despicable piece of shit she is.  And how unsurprised I am at what this glimpse into what passes for her mind tells us.

Date: 2011/07/26 09:00:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Patrick @ July 26 2011,08:47)
Quote (Robin @ July 26 2011,08:31)
Of course, that explanation doesn't much change the perplexing, head-cocked-to-one-side-like-a-dog-who-doesn't-understand look I'm wearing here.

Cracked.com can help with the visual:


I will see your Pug and raise you a double Borzoi puppy head cock which better illustrates the "WTF".  And is way cuter.



Date: 2011/07/26 18:27:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Jesus fucking christ, how goddamn hard is it to just admit that you said something incredibly stupid and were wrong?  What the hell is the mental defect that you have which renders you incapable of owning up to the moronic things you've said and instead compels you to handwave and backpeddle?  I know this is a fairly common fault in most fundie fucktards but I was hoping you'd be one of the rare exceptions.  I don't know why, but I was.

Date: 2011/07/26 22:35:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ July 26 2011,21:18)
Hey, gym rat, go back and read through the entire dialogue on the UD thread...actually read *all* the links.  If you don't agree with me, there is something terribly, terribly wrong with you.  

I don't take back a fugging word I've said.  It's you jerks who need to learn to read and then admit when you're
wrong.  We go through this every time I post.  A handful of you take everything I've written, twist it beyond recognition and then battle something I've not even said or supported.  Later in the dialogue most of you tend to realize that what I ~actually~ wrote was not horrific at all.  

Quit jumping the gun, relax, read thoroughly, and try to hold back the hatred for at least a few hours of thoughtful consideration before you bounce out of into the ring slugging.  Gads.

"Gym rat".  <*chortle*>  You wound me deeply.

No, I've read through.  I don't agree with you.  There is something wrong with you.  Something deep and fundamental.  Not the least of which is your tendency to project.  A lot.

Once again, as most here have told you when speaking for themselves, I don't "hate" you.  You aren't worth that kind of strong emotion.  Pity, yes.  Contempt, yes.  Disgust, hell yes.  Hate, no.  Sorry, you don't rate high enough.  There's only one person on this earth who gets top billing as my arch-nemesis and you ain't her.  Although, as much as I loathe this individual who has tried to cause me and mine harm, I would still donate blood, marrow, and even a kidney if she needed it to survive, although I wouldn't want her to know it was me who was doing it.

But I digress.  You're still a contemptable redneck bigot where your brain checks out and the Jesus bullshit kicks in.

Date: 2011/07/27 08:12:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Birthday!  No idea how old you are in monkey years, though.

And how sad for the rest of you that you only get to read shit from Deadman when you recycle him like an old burrito wrapper*.  HA HA!

*No, I won't tell you what else they are good for

Date: 2011/07/31 09:49:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Okay, so he isn't really an example of "wildlife", except at dinner time, but he is a critter.  This is one of the puppies from the last litter I bred.  He finished his AKC conformation championship in Pennsylvania this morning (if anybody cares about such nonsense) and I'm very proud of him, not only for his being so beautiful and gaining his title at such a young age, but for being such a sweet, wonderful pet for his doting owner who exhibits him herself, going up against "professionals" who show other people's dogs for lots of money (upwards of $100 for 2 minutes in the show ring).

So, here is "Jude" in the show ring yesterday:


And Jude as an 8 week old baby at my home in Florida in the summer of 2009:


Thanks for indulging me.  :)

Date: 2011/08/08 22:51:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Another one that's in my back yard.  And my bed.  This is me and Zara winning at the dog show Sunday before last.



Date: 2011/08/08 22:54:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Awesomeness!  Huge congrats!  You should make arrangements to have dinner with Wesley and the gang while you're down there.

Date: 2011/08/08 22:55:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Aug. 08 2011,18:13)
Quote (Tom Ames @ Aug. 08 2011,22:46)
Quote (JohnW @ Aug. 08 2011,13:31)
 
Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 08 2011,11:37)
   
Quote (Robin @ Aug. 08 2011,12:12)
   
Quote (JLT @ Aug. 08 2011,12:57)
Saying that everything a GA produces is design because it runs on a computer is like saying that I'm laying the eggs because I built the chicken house.


There should be laws against posting such a phrasing knowing full well that readers eat and drink...

:p

Yeah, I reckon there's a yolk in there someplace.

Another pun cascade?  Ova and ova again...

A punnet's cascade, actually.

Yo! Omelette ya finish!

Had you planned that one or didja' just pullet outta yer ass?

Date: 2011/08/08 23:00:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 08 2011,23:03)
Quote (Texas Teach @ Aug. 08 2011,17:54)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Aug. 08 2011,18:35)
 
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Aug. 08 2011,18:13)
 
Quote (Tom Ames @ Aug. 08 2011,22:46)
   
Quote (JohnW @ Aug. 08 2011,13:31)
   
Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 08 2011,11:37)
     
Quote (Robin @ Aug. 08 2011,12:12)
       
Quote (JLT @ Aug. 08 2011,12:57)
Saying that everything a GA produces is design because it runs on a computer is like saying that I'm laying the eggs because I built the chicken house.


There should be laws against posting such a phrasing knowing full well that readers eat and drink...

:p

Yeah, I reckon there's a yolk in there someplace.

Another pun cascade?  Ova and ova again...

A punnet's cascade, actually.

Yo! Omelette ya finish!

Maybe we'll get this one over easy.

It's a fertile area or puns, which should prevent poaching.

But it could leave 'em scrambling.

Pshaw!  Each one of 'em has benedict for too long to let such thing bother them.

Date: 2011/08/14 00:51:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Thanks for the kind words about the dog show win, fellas.  :)  The following weekend (Saturday before last), my other girl, Eazy, won at the only she was entered at and I'm waiting for that photo.  Weekend after next are the specialties in Redmond.  I have Zara in on Friday and Eazy in on Saturday.

Date: 2011/08/14 00:53:49, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (khan @ Aug. 12 2011,19:38)
Told you there were two.

You have the most awesomest squirrels EVAR!

They are probably just as delicious as the normal ones, too.

Date: 2011/08/14 00:55:08, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Aug. 13 2011,00:06)
Here's one for Wolfie...  my boy got to hug a six month old wolfhound.  I want, but my cats would torture it.

Adorable child AND Wolfhound.  I say get one anyway.  The cats will sort it out.

Date: 2011/08/20 05:30:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Aug. 19 2011,13:54)
...they merely feel that ID overall supports the evidence better than Darwinian evolution does.

That's 'cause IDiots are already programmed to accept all things Jesus-y and reject those things which don't support their disgusting human scapegoat myth.  This helps them to avoid that rather taxing activity called "thinking" which is, apparently, much more strenuous to them than handwaving.  Go figure.

Date: 2011/08/20 05:38:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Aug. 19 2011,16:17)
But, in the instance when God demanded the death of an entire city, we learn from history that the tradition of child sacrifice was alive and well among many other deplorable acts.  

O NOES!1!!  The people of the city were sacrificing children!  The answer to that, of course, is for God to command...wait for it... the slaughter of everybody includingchildren.

Your God is a hypocritical fucking asshole.  Just sayin'.

Date: 2011/08/27 21:16:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Aug. 24 2011,21:04)
Fuck all if anyone cares, but Ali and I are going to try and get married before the end oh this year. I'll try to plan something virtual on the side so you can all be guests!

Happy!

Aw, drat, this means I no longer have a chance.

*looks at bed*
*sees Deadman in it*

Nevermind, it wasn't meant to be.  So BIG congratulations to you both!  :D

Date: 2011/08/29 12:40:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Ftk @ Aug. 29 2011,13:19)
It seems ridiculous to me that since you believe a few stories are immoral according to what *you* consider might have been occuring at the time, that you dismiss the entire book null and void.  You aren't God, you werent' there, and you have no idea.  

The entire book is null and void because it's ridiculous bullshit, sillypants!

And aplogetics are especially retarded.  Yes, let's rationalize the shit out of everything in the Bible so it doesn't seem quite so repugnant to the yokels who believe all that crazy shit might have actually happened and are perhaps doubting the value of adhering to Bronze Age morality as supposedly dictated by a war-mongering deity with a thirst for vengeance and human blood.

Date: 2011/08/29 12:44:06, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Aug. 28 2011,06:58)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Aug. 28 2011,03:16)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Aug. 24 2011,21:04)
Fuck all if anyone cares, but Ali and I are going to try and get married before the end oh this year. I'll try to plan something virtual on the side so you can all be guests!

Happy!

Aw, drat, this means I no longer have a chance.

*looks at bed*
*sees Deadman in it*

Nevermind, it wasn't meant to be.  So BIG congratulations to you both!  :D

Are you really boinking Deadman?

Please tell me it's an elaborate joke in which you are really Deadman and he was your comedy sockpuppet, or "Deadman" is the name you give to certain massaging devices of your acquaintance, or you are jokingly referring to your wondrous beau a "Deadman" for the purposes of Comedy. All of these and more would be fine. But actually shagging the REAL Deadman? Do you know what he does to squirrels? Seriously. It's not healthy!

;-)

Louis

My dear Louis, a lady does not <insert verb of choice> and tell.  And I am still considered a lady by most standards.

My dogs EAT squirrels, BTW, so there will be no more of that nonsense!

Date: 2011/09/05 06:31:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (OgreMkV @ Sep. 05 2011,01:10)
Well, Central Texas has started to burn.

What will Rick Perry do, while Travis, Williamson, Bastrop, Burnett, and Hays counties burn down around his ears?

Let's not forget that there are several fires in East Texas, North Texas and South Central Texas too.

This is going to be bad guys.

Edit to add:

According to the Texas Forest Service, Texas is expected to be in an extreme drought until November.  300 homes have already been destroyed in a major suburb of Austin.

Clearly, bitch ain't prayed enough.  Get crackin', Cracker!

Date: 2011/09/05 06:36:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Deadman has moved on from squirrels...

Date: 2011/09/05 06:41:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 04 2011,10:16)
All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

;-)

Louis

What?  You are suggesting I'm dull boy/girl just because I have a level 85 hunter, level 85 paladin, level 85 druid, level 85 priest, level 85 death knight, and a level 64 rogue?   :angry:

Oh, wait, it's all of those other reasons.

Carry on, then.

Date: 2011/09/05 13:39:05, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2011,11:11)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 05 2011,12:41)
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 04 2011,10:16)
All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

;-)

Louis

What?  You are suggesting I'm dull boy/girl just because I have a level 85 hunter, level 85 paladin, level 85 druid, level 85 priest, level 85 death knight, and a level 64 rogue?   :angry:

Oh, wait, it's all of those other reasons.

Carry on, then.

I would never suggest that. Although you do seem to have a bad case of Altoholism. Which server are you on? Do you raid? What spec is your druid?*

Louis

*Not that I know about these things. Never played the game in my life. Honest.

Druid is a Boomchicken because I'm too chickenshit to try healing, although I AM dual specced for it.

I play on the US Bloodhoof server, as does Deadman.  Both Alliance.  I don't get to raid any more because of this absolute shit satellite ISP I have here in the sticks of Washington State.  650 latency is a GOOD day for me.  Normally it's 800-2k so the lag is too much for even random instances, much less raiding.  I used to OWN Icecrown Citadel, back before I moved.  Waaaah!

I'll tell you our toons' names if you care to look us up.  Deadman raids pretty regularly and is a bit of a gear whore, even if he denies it.  He's even a Defender of A Shattered World, the bastard!   :angry:

Date: 2011/09/05 13:44:41, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 05 2011,12:01)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 05 2011,07:41)
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 04 2011,10:16)
All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...All WoW and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

;-)

Louis

What?  You are suggesting I'm dull boy/girl just because I have a level 85 hunter, level 85 paladin, level 85 druid, level 85 priest, level 85 death knight, and a level 64 rogue?   :angry:

Oh, wait, it's all of those other reasons.

Carry on, then.

Depends.  Shadow or Holy priest?

Shadow is primary.  Holy is secondary.  :)

Date: 2011/09/07 14:18:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Hey, JoeTard, dare show your face in WoW and I will so flag myself for PvP and kick your sorry ass all the way across Azeroth.  I'll even put my pet on passive so you'll die slower.  Mebbe I won't even frost trap you.

Bet the chickenshit won't come within a league of Stormwind now!

*How geeks like to make Internet Tough Guy threats

Date: 2011/09/07 18:21:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Sep. 07 2011,18:38)
Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 07 2011,16:08)
 
Quote
dare show your face in WoW and I will so flag myself for PvP and kick your sorry ass all the way across Azeroth.  I'll even put my pet on passive so you'll die slower.  Mebbe I won't even frost trap you.

But what's that in English?

Translation: Create a virtual avatar and play World of Warcraft for 100+ hours to level yourself to the maximum level.

Then, when we are both online, I will set my status to "enemy player can engage me" which will allow you to attack me. At which point I'll kick your sorry ass all the way across a place in an expansive virtual world called Azeroth. While doing this my pet, a secondary avatar which can engage in combat, will be standing there and watching. Probably laughing.

I probably won't even surround you with a icy cage, u r that lame-0 I won't need to even though it's my basic move.

It's like you know!

BTW, Louis, Deadman laughs at your WoW addiction.  He did, for some reason, blame me for your current plight but I assured him that you found this way of ignoring your wife and child all by yourself.

Date: 2011/09/07 18:57:39, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 07 2011,19:43)
And my addiction ends at the end of this expansion. I've only played Cataclysm to see what it's like. Now I know (and when I've killed lots of shit) I can quit. Any time I like. Any time now. Annnyyyyy time I want to. It's no problem at all.

P.P.S. Damn. Outed. And tell Deadman to get here and laugh himself, the gigantic turd.


Uh-huh.  Sure.

Deadman can't oblige you; he's busy raiding right now.  Tuesday-Friday, 4:30pm-??.

You should RealID friend him and harrass him.  Right now.  He LOVES that shit.  Especially while he's raiding. Due to his mad multitasking skillz.

Date: 2011/09/08 04:13:07, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 07 2011,20:09)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 08 2011,00:57)
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 07 2011,19:43)
And my addiction ends at the end of this expansion. I've only played Cataclysm to see what it's like. Now I know (and when I've killed lots of shit) I can quit. Any time I like. Any time now. Annnyyyyy time I want to. It's no problem at all.

P.P.S. Damn. Outed. And tell Deadman to get here and laugh himself, the gigantic turd.


Uh-huh.  Sure.

Deadman can't oblige you; he's busy raiding right now.  Tuesday-Friday, 4:30pm-??.

You should RealID friend him and harrass him.  Right now.  He LOVES that shit.  Especially while he's raiding. Due to his mad multitasking skillz.

Can't. US and EU servers cannot speak to each other. I tried.

Louis

Well, that sucks.  I shall have to write them a stern letter.

Meantime, you should drop into our Ventrilo channel and give him a ration of crap in the verbal tradition.  Sick bastard actually said he'd enjoy it.  I think I might be jealous.

Date: 2011/09/08 09:14:57, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Good on you for starting this topic.  I'll have to be VERY brief since I really need to haul my ass to the gym (so much for the stereotypical female online gamer as I am far from being a fat, ugly loser with a terrible complexion (although I do partake in the ocassional Hot Pocket and have pasty white skin))

D&D/GURPS since 1984, computer games since 1982 (Sierra Online graphic adventures/Zork/Ultima etc), BBS games such as "Tradewars" back in 1992, started playing Ultima Online in 1997/98 and quickly dumped it because insanely jealous control freak ex fiance was afraid I'd meet men online and have sex with them (he wasn't far offbase since I'd met HIM online, the git).  Accepted the crack sample back in July of 2009 (FREE 10 DAY WoW TRIAL!!11!!), sucked Deadman in back in October of 2009 (teh fool!) and here we are.

Now, off to sweat!  Then WoW!

Date: 2011/09/08 15:50:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 08 2011,10:34)
just checking in, I loved Oregon Trail and I still play it like every day all day long.  Also Brick Out and Karateka.  I don't know what the hell the rest of you are talking about

Hellz ya, I played Oregon Trail.  Still plays me some NetHack, too.

Date: 2011/09/08 15:56:09, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Sep. 08 2011,11:22)
I tried Warhammer Online, and was a bit disatisfied. I am a longtime player of WH 40K and WH Epic on tabletop. Also Manowar <3

I've taken a good look at Robin's LOTRO, and I'm less than impressed with the engine and graphics. I won't spend anytime on that.

I guess it's back to Plants Vs Zombies for me...

I played tabletop Warhammer 40k in the mid-90's.  Tyranids.  Hive Fleet Ooga-Booga.  Painted all my bug my ownself.  My fiance at the time played Eldar.  Looked like Wraithlord, too, go figure.

Date: 2011/09/10 00:20:22, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 08 2011,10:23)
I'm certainly not pasty or spotty! Dear FSM no!

Um, Louis, you're British so your protestations fall rather flat.

Date: 2011/09/17 23:29:24, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Jimbo.

Date: 2011/09/21 12:20:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm afraid that poor Deadman is now an altaholic.  He has a rogue, a priest, AND a druid in addition to his main and his jewelcrafting alt DK.  Sucker.

I, meanwhile, made a Horde toon yesterday.  I feel so dirty...

Date: 2011/09/23 07:45:25, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 23 2011,08:13)
Quote (rossum @ Sep. 23 2011,07:42)
Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 23 2011,06:16)
Elizabeth Liddle destroys the "ID is too science" argument in [URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/evolution/paper-“the-origin-and-relationship-between-the-three-domains-of-life-is-lodged-in-a-phylogenetic-



impasse”/comment-page-1/#comment-400613]one magnificent post[/URL].

Hopefully working link to her excellent post: [URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/evolution/paper-“the-origin-and-relationship-between-the-three-domains-of-life-is-lodged-in-a-phylogenetic-


impasse”/comment-page-1/#comment-400613]here[/URL].

The link is [URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/evolution/paper-“the-origin-and-relationship-between-the-three-domains-of-life-is-lodged-in-a-phylogenetic-


impasse”/comment-page-1/#comment-400613]http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-400613[/URL]

rossum

Thanks, I got bitten by the line break bug.

Looks like they purged it.  I'm shocked, shocked I tells ya!

Date: 2011/10/02 14:32:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Sep. 27 2011,09:22)
This comment has nothing to do with anything in particular, and might even be a bit TMI. But still, here goes:

I never had my wisdom teeth pulled out (since I'm part Wolverine, I didn't feel any pain when they popped). The farest one on the left side of my jaw has now quite abruptly deviated and is at almost a 90° angle from its original position, heading inwards.

At times it will give me no problems at all. At others, it will bother my tongue as it rubs against it. But the worst part is it now induces gag reflex whenever I cough (and as a smoker, I cough quite a bit). It seems like it's putting pressure on either my tongue or my what's-the-name-of-that-drop-shaped-stuff-at-the-back-of-my-throat-again (lurette in French).

So here is my question: does this condition have a name?

45 minutes, copies to be left on the desk before bell rings...

HAHA!  I have all four of my wisdom teeth as normal, fully errupted molars and my teeth are almost perfectly straight, too, without the benefit of braces.

Clearly, this means that I have a big mouth.  Make of that what you will. And I KNOW you will. *glares at Louis*

Date: 2011/10/15 17:23:14, Link
Author: Wolfhound
A recent post on Facebook (along with a link to creation.com) from a friendly acquaintance of mine in Canada regarding *shudder* Jerry Bergman.  This lady is very sweet but is one those who got out of an abusive relationship and overcompensated with religion.  She thinks that Ray Comfort is wonderful, just so's you know.

I weep for the next generation.

Quote

We got to listen to this guy for free today! It was a great opportunity to listen to an incredibly learned man, and for someone so educated, he was very down-to-earth and easy for my kids to understand. (I know, he has nine earned degrees, but since he's not an evolutionist that means he's an idiot. Sigh.) Neat stuff on Neanderthals.


As I said, she's very nice and takes my constant posts linking to RightWing Watch, NCSE, and various atheist groups with good humor so I forced myself to not make any comments.  Like the fact that you can be perfectly intelligent but still believe in really stupid things for no good reason.  And that a bunch of degrees does not necessarily equal intelligence.  Sigh.  I deserve a cookie.

Date: 2011/10/24 14:00:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Amadan @ Oct. 24 2011,07:10)
Quote (George @ Oct. 24 2011,08:23)
Don't distract him!  I think I speak for everyone here (well, ok, maybe just 'Ras) when I want to hear more about his theory that coprophagy proves design.

Is this something to do with 'Mud to Mozart'?

I like "From Poo To You By Way of Teh Jew".

Date: 2011/10/24 14:03:30, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Amadan @ Oct. 24 2011,13:37)
Falando do quem, has AFDave been seen anywhere recently?

He discovered an[other] exciting business opportunity when Febble et al painted him into the corner of a zircon crystal at TalkOrigins a few months ago.

It would be such as shame to lose the Internet's premier resource for countering creationism.

I'd been wondering, myself.  Deadman and I wax nostalgic about him once in a while.  Lousy pillow talk but still amusing.

Date: 2011/10/24 16:23:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Louis @ Oct. 24 2011,16:23)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 24 2011,20:03)
Quote (Amadan @ Oct. 24 2011,13:37)
Falando do quem, has AFDave been seen anywhere recently?

He discovered an[other] exciting business opportunity when Febble et al painted him into the corner of a zircon crystal at TalkOrigins a few months ago.

It would be such as shame to lose the Internet's premier resource for countering creationism.

I'd been wondering, myself.  Deadman and I wax nostalgic about him once in a while.  Lousy pillow talk but still amusing.

THAT'S what gets you hot? Impressive.

"Oooooh baby, tell me how big the error is in YEC's claims about the age of the earth"

"Six orders of magnitude"

"<Something about your cock>"

"That'll do! Annnnnnnnnd relax!"

Louis

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!11!!

*looks around bedroom for super-secret spy-type bugs*

Date: 2011/10/25 00:03:33, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (forastero @ Oct. 25 2011,00:57)
The sad thing about all the ad hominems is that they weren't even funny. What is funny but true is that according to the ancient philosophers "Ad hominem attacks were the ultimate sign the agony of defeat” and usually by those influenced by the spiritual logos

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." By Albert Einstein

Oh yeah?  Well, according to even ancienter spirits, you eat poo.

See how that works?   :)

Date: 2011/10/25 12:23:56, Link
Author: Wolfhound
So I see that PZ simply won't let the stupid Rebecca Watson crap die the death it so richly deserves.  He has yet another shit-stirring post up.  Poor widdle Webecca is getting an "affirmation" because she was soooooooo twamatized by those horrid beasts who didn't buy her bullshit.  And, of course, anybody who doesn't agree with PZ's opinion is immediatley attacked by his horde of mindless sycophants.  

I stopped listening to the The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe about 4 years ago because I couldn't stand her.  The whole "Elevatorgate" debacle merely affirmed my conviction that she's nothing but a substanceless little attention whore.

Or am I gender traitor for saying that?

PZ's Crap

Date: 2011/10/25 14:19:37, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Texas Teach @ Oct. 24 2011,18:10)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 24 2011,14:03)
Quote (Amadan @ Oct. 24 2011,13:37)
Falando do quem, has AFDave been seen anywhere recently?

He discovered an[other] exciting business opportunity when Febble et al painted him into the corner of a zircon crystal at TalkOrigins a few months ago.

It would be such as shame to lose the Internet's premier resource for countering creationism.

I'd been wondering, myself.  Deadman and I wax nostalgic about him once in a while.  Lousy pillow talk but still amusing.

I'd imagine it's an excellent contraceptive.

Not as good as my personality.

Date: 2011/11/03 20:34:10, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm afraid that I'm not qualified, beyond being the proud owner of the proper plumbing, to speak on this subject.  I am one of those women who actually enjoys well-intentioned chivalry (opening doors, pulling out chairs, offering an arm, etc.) from members of the opposite sex.  I have NEVER been made to feel that this behavior from men is because they consider me to be "weak" or "inferior", primarily because I'm taller than the average guy and physically and mentally strong for EITHER sex.  I think it's sweet, not insulting, and I appreciate the gestures.

I have also never experienced on-the-job discrimination.  I was paid the same or more (yes, we compared wages) as my male counterparts and have always been encouraged to pursue positions of greater pay and authority by the higher ups.  My former career path (the shipping business) was pretty well male dominated and my current (child welfare social work) is female dominant, just so you know.

I HAVE been on the receiving end in the private sector (car dealers and car mechanics, in particular, assuming I'm an idiot because I'm a woman) and this mostly just amuses me because I can call their bluff and know that are just macho assholes trying to take advantage of somebody they presume to be weak.

I know that there are problems.  I know that MANY women have not been as lucky as I have.  But I don't get my knickers in a twist (HA!) when somebody uses "bitch" or "cunt" or some guy hits on me.  It just rolls off my back like water off a duck.  Does my lack of outrage make me a gender traitor?  Apparently some would say so.  Shrug.

Date: 2011/11/06 11:09:55, Link
Author: Wolfhound
And NOW we know why Our Very Own Dear Louis just luuuurvs PZ's gang sooooo much!  Turncoat bastard!*

Molly Award

*congrats**

** you wanker

Date: 2011/11/12 07:55:50, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Crap, I'm late!  It's Deadman's fault.*







*Wait, that sounds bad...**



**Happy Birthday!***


***You git

Date: 2011/11/12 18:09:58, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I'm sorry, but the fact that this clown (my apologies to Blipey) believes (or at least claims to believe, for the sake of trolling) in Teh Flud tells us all that we need to know about his stupidity and credulity.  

Of course, chew toys ARE fun, so dance, little I-Didn't-Come-From-No-Monkey, DANCE!

TARD.

Date: 2011/11/12 23:09:01, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (forastero @ Nov. 12 2011,19:25)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Nov. 12 2011,18:09)
I'm sorry, but the fact that this clown (my apologies to Blipey) believes (or at least claims to believe, for the sake of trolling) in Teh Flud tells us all that we need to know about his stupidity and credulity.  

Of course, chew toys ARE fun, so dance, little I-Didn't-Come-From-No-Monkey, DANCE!

TARD.

Hey it was those unromantically rude dudes who  doubted Troy, Babylon, Atlantis, Nineveh, and Nimrud too

LOL!  Atheistoclast, is that you?  :D

Date: 2011/11/13 02:32:13, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (kevinmillerxi @ Nov. 13 2011,00:43)
Thought I'd let you folks know we just wrapped principal photography on "Hellbound?" You can read all about it here.

You may also want to check out my other two docs that are currently in release: spOILed and Sex+Money.

I'm certain that they will prove to be just as critically and commercially successful as your previous effort.

*points and laughs*

Date: 2011/11/13 12:06:00, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 11 2011,09:04)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Nov. 10 2011,17:40)
Quote (Dr.GH @ Nov. 10 2011,16:06)
I had a slight up-tic in my blog viewers because joe g has been looking in for some reason. It cannot be for any educational reasons.

Probably trying to find out where you live and work to report you to your superiors.

No Kevin, only pussy evotards, like you, do shit like that.

You really are an angry, bitter, ineffectual, pathetic little shitstain of a man, aren't you?  I'm sorry you have a needle dick with erectile dysfunction but that's really something you should take up with your Designer, as opposed to flinging poo on other peoples' sites.

Or you could just kill yourself.

Date: 2011/11/13 12:12:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 11 2011,12:01)
I've started a fund to better understand Gallien-Tard Syndrome, to help those unfortunate souls who can bench 300lbs, but can't jump up and down.

I suspect that steroids are to blame.  That would explain the ability to bench 300 lbs, the explosive rage, the sexual dysfunction, and the raisin sized testicles.

I'll take my money now, please.

Date: 2011/11/24 00:46:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Yes, fucktard, the Bible also tells us that donkeys and snakes talk, people turn into minerals, men live hundreds and hundreds of years, long hair is magical, and numerous other ridiculous things, not the least of which is a global flood that left no evidence.  Oh, and a human/god scapegoat that rose from the dead.  Musn't forget that particular whopper.

Also, your links...BWAH-HA-HA!!!  Christian Examiner?  Free Republic?  The Truth Wins?  Lifesite?  Prison-Fucking-Planet?  Sorry, you've been careless; now we KNOW you're a Poe.

Date: 2011/11/24 00:58:59, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 23 2011,13:10)
<*Snip elementary schoolyard taunting to insert my own*>

And a Happy Thanksgiving to YOU, Raisinette!

Kisses!

Date: 2011/11/24 09:39:23, Link
Author: Wolfhound
I hate it when Mummy and Daddy fight.   :(

Once I figure out which one is which I'm sure I'll be even more sadderer.

Date: 2011/12/03 20:58:12, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (fnxtr @ Dec. 03 2011,12:59)
My ex with CAIS (complete androgen insensitivity syndrome) and a friend who switched from outie to innie really brought that home to me... especially when -- let's call the new her "Deirdre" -- originally said she'd be a lesbian but later had a boyfriend.

James, my 6'4" ex-fiance with the sepulchral voice, now goes by the legal name of "Nova".  And she's married. To another woman.

Date: 2011/12/03 21:10:45, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Dec. 03 2011,09:31)
Quote (Dr.GH @ Dec. 02 2011,23:20)
Are you guys really so bored that you would bother with his nitwit?

He isn't as crazy as Robert, nor as stupid-fat guy-tuffie like Joe G. He isn't smart, or well informed enough to be difficult to rebut.

I don't see the attraction.

he's like a pet, maybe.

Date: 2011/12/04 09:27:53, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Dec. 04 2011,09:37)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Dec. 03 2011,21:58)
Quote (fnxtr @ Dec. 03 2011,12:59)
My ex with CAIS (complete androgen insensitivity syndrome) and a friend who switched from outie to innie really brought that home to me... especially when -- let's call the new her "Deirdre" -- originally said she'd be a lesbian but later had a boyfriend.

James, my 6'4" ex-fiance with the sepulchral voice, now goes by the legal name of "Nova".  And she's married. To another woman.

your powers are amazing, are you a wizard?

Hey, now, *I* wasn't the one waving the wand!

Date: 2011/12/10 18:22:27, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Belated Two-fer!  :D

Date: 2011/12/10 18:22:28, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Happy Belated Two-fer!  :D

Date: 2011/12/12 23:53:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Thanks, fellas!  I'm going to celebrate all this week at Stevie Pinhead and RAFH's bachelor pad in Seattle followed by a couple of weeks of <insert nouns and verbs of your choice, homos> with Deadman at my own place.

Life R Gud!

*ARRROOOO!*

PS-- My brother didn't call me today, the fuck!   :angry:

Date: 2011/12/13 15:06:29, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Dec. 13 2011,10:25)
Happy birthday, Wolfie!
You don't think your brother is planning a surprise visit???

Sadly, no.  He's still in Florida.  Putz thought a note on Facebook was sufficient.  WRONG!

Date: 2012/01/16 09:03:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Jan. 07 2012,08:05)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Jan. 07 2012,04:37)
With a bit of luck (well, cash, mostly), Ali and I might be in the St Pete area around the end of april for a week. If we manage the flights, we'll be staying in a condo at North Redington Beach, a short walk away from the Gator Caffé I once recommended.

So, Wes, Monica, other Floridans in the area, if this trip comes to life, what about a lunch, or at least a lager?

(yes, I'm planning way ahead)

I'm up for it. Let me know when you have dates plotted out.

I haven't lived in Florida for exactly a year so I'll have to miss out.   :(

Date: 2012/01/16 09:05:31, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Found this under my Christmas tree.


Unwrapped it.

Date: 2012/01/16 15:52:41, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Jan. 16 2012,14:30)
Wolfie, it's the thought that counts.

LOL!  I am NOT telling him you said that!

Date: 2012/01/16 16:07:16, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (dvunkannon @ Jan. 16 2012,16:36)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 16 2012,10:05)
Found this under my Christmas tree.


Unwrapped it.

You unwrapped a .jpg? Or the html reference to the jpg? I'm confused...

The jpg is a photo of what I found under my tree and later unwrapped.  I hate it when my attempts at innuendo cause confusion.  I shall have to be more crude in the future.

Date: 2012/01/16 21:06:17, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (noncarborundum @ Jan. 16 2012,21:04)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 16 2012,16:07)
 
Quote (dvunkannon @ Jan. 16 2012,16:36)
 
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 16 2012,10:05)
Found this under my Christmas tree.


Unwrapped it.

You unwrapped a .jpg? Or the html reference to the jpg? I'm confused...

The jpg is a photo of what I found under my tree and later unwrapped.  I hate it when my attempts at innuendo cause confusion.  I shall have to be more crude in the future.

The problem is that there still appears to be some wrapping that hasn't been removed.  We were all looking for something that was entirely unwrapped.

Carlson, maybe.  But YOU?!   :O

Date: 2012/02/02 14:47:34, Link
Author: Wolfhound
You guys might want to wander over to the Talk Rational life sciences forum.  I rustled us up a YEC Catholic who has just outed as a jen-yoo-wine geocentrist!  I've never actually encountered one before, only heard the legends.

Date: 2012/02/02 17:17:32, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Feb. 02 2012,16:59)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Feb. 02 2012,14:47)
You guys might want to wander over to the Talk Rational life sciences forum.  I rustled us up a YEC Catholic who has just outed as a jen-yoo-wine geocentrist!  I've never actually encountered one before, only heard the legends.

Hehe, I just suggested he turn flat earther over at TalkRat! After all, it would only be consistent.

The nuttier they are the more arrogant they seem to be.

Date: 2012/02/05 07:29:20, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Amadan @ Feb. 03 2012,16:16)
Remember that there is a resurgence of the sedevacantist types (OD-balls and SPXies and such like) who have been encouraged by Ratzi's flirtation with all things pre-Vat II.

If Wolfie's pet isn't a troll, he's definitely a sedevacantist.

Ah, for the good old days of Pio Nono and the Syllabus of Errors! Hardly a woman in the Vatican who didn't have rosary beads or a mop in her hand, and oh! the choir boys....

Go to his batshit crazy blog.  And that's just the geocentricm nuttiness.  He has another for his mangling of most other disciplines..

Date: 2012/02/05 07:34:02, Link
Author: Wolfhound
The most recent AFDave spotting.  The boy lacks the stamina he once had.  It was enough to lure Deadman out of quasi-retirement, though.  Sort of.  By proxy.

Date: 2012/06/23 19:55:44, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (BWE @ June 20 2012,00:05)
is that a borzoi?

Yes.  Specifically, this is Jimmi the Weasel from my latest litter who was 4 weeks old in this photo.  Deadman adores her.

Date: 2012/06/23 19:59:51, Link
Author: Wolfhound
It's that time again!

Happy Birthday, Honeybadger!  You don't look a day over 2k!

Date: 2012/06/24 10:49:54, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Dr. Jammer @ June 23 2012,18:54)
I love watching Upright Biped and kairosfocus just annihilate the trolls who pollute U.D. It's such a joy. kairosfocus is especially brilliant. It's no wonder he's so hated here. He's like LeBron James -- so brilliant at what he does that it's almost scary.

Every single one of you who have had the balls to face kairosfocus in the debating circle  have been severely trounced. Every one of your claims have been demolished. He is a one-man, Darwinist-destroying machine.

How many of you wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats after having nightmares of kairosfocus? Be honest. His superior intellect scares you.

Okay.  I call Poe.  Nobody (except Joe G) is this fucking stupid.

Date: 2012/06/30 02:52:48, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Quote (Kattarina98 @ June 29 2012,03:12)
Very belated Happy Birthday!


It's true!  He does!

Date: 2012/12/13 22:26:15, Link
Author: Wolfhound
Awwww, thanks, ya'll.  For my birthday Deadman drunk dialed me at 3am to tell me that he loved me.  What more could a bitch want?

Don't answer that.

 

 

 

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