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Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,10:43    Ian I presume that you have already been celebrating, but in case you wake up and read this today, Happy Birthday from a reasonable Kansan! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,11:04    And also from a slightly loopy Missourian.  21, you say?  Good grief, man; that makes more than just my knee feel old. You do realize that you will no longer have the excuse of youth to explain your hanging around at AtBC.  You will have to take adult responsibility for it--oh, wait...Louis is a counter example, but that just makes it all the more true. Oh, and Arden, and hughes, and ah, fuck it, I'm sure you'll turn out just as outstanding as they. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,12:12    Quote (blipey @ June 29 2008,17:04) And also from a slightly loopy Missourian.  21, you say?  Good grief, man; that makes more than just my knee feel old. You do realize that you will no longer have the excuse of youth to explain your hanging around at AtBC.  You will have to take adult responsibility for it--oh, wait...Louis is a counter example, but that just makes it all the more true. Oh, and Arden, and hughes, and ah, fuck it, I'm sure you'll turn out just as outstanding as they. I love how, depending on who is writing, my name is a byword for abuse, intolerance, perversion,immaturity and general deviancy. Ahhhh my work is done! Ian, have a great 21st. I got arrested on mine for rolling a giant building site cable roll up past a Ford Dealership whilst my friend was shinning up the flag pole to steal the Ford flag......hey I wonder what links the first and second paragraphs of this post? Happy Birthday youthful person! Louis -------------- Bye.

Ftk Posts: 2239 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,15:08    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAN!!!!!!!! My sister's birthday is today too!   Shoot, I'm so old I can't even remember turning 21... -------------- "Evolution is a creationism and just as illogical [as] the other pantheistic creation myths"  -forastero

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,16:03    21!  I think I had to move between caves on my 21st birthday, and to celebrate we ate a mastodon.  I hope you have a memorable one too. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

jeffox Posts: 671 Joined: Oct. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,16:08    Ahh, yes, another birthday!  Happy one to ya, Ian!   Let's see. . . . when I turned 21 I was, ummm, er, ahh, oh yeah, I was working on the submarine.  Had watch, as I recall.  I'm pretty sure I got drunk afterwards.  :) Many more to ya, too!

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,16:31    I don't think he's coming. I say fuck it, let's eat his cake and drink this champagne. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,16:33    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 29 2008,22:31) I don't think he's coming. I say fuck it, let's eat his cake and drink this champagne. {burp} Huh? Oh erm, yeah, did you guys want some too? Louis -------------- Bye.

Ftk Posts: 2239 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,16:49    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 29 2008,16:31) I don't think he's coming. I say fuck it, let's eat his cake and drink this champagne. Nooooooooooo!!!! Here you go, Ian...I saved the cake from greedy Arden. I had to bite him so he'd drop the cake cutter, but not to worry, I've had my shots. -------------- "Evolution is a creationism and just as illogical [as] the other pantheistic creation myths"  -forastero

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,17:10    Quote (Louis @ June 29 2008,14:33)       Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 29 2008,22:31) I don't think he's coming. I say fuck it, let's eat his cake and drink this champagne. {burp} Huh? Oh erm, yeah, did you guys want some too? Louis Oh shit, who invited Louis? He's already getting it on with FTK in the back room on top of the coats. Oh well, let's go see if there are any good prescription drugs in Ian's medicine chest. I'm sure he wouldn't mind. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,17:24    Oh! Uh...hi...Arden...I was just...um...okay see you later.

Ftk Posts: 2239 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,17:37    Um, Arden, it’s quite apparent that you’ve already hit the medicine cabinet because you’re clearly hallucinating.  Louis would have about as much chance of getting me “in the back room on top of the coats”  as you would of convincing me that I’m ultimately the result of an accidental blurp in the universe. So, fess up buster, and start passing around whatever it was that you found in Ian’s medicine cabinet...let’s get this party started! -------------- "Evolution is a creationism and just as illogical [as] the other pantheistic creation myths"  -forastero

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,17:44    Quote (Ftk @ June 29 2008,15:37) Louis would have about as much chance of getting me “in the back room on top of the coats”  as you would of convincing me that I’m ultimately the result of an accidental blurp in the universe. Hmmmm, well, story I heard, you went after him, and he was just too out of it to resist. C'mon, FTK, we all know you have this bad boy thing going on. Those boys in vacation Bible camp just don't do it for you. (Don't blame you, they are a buncha twirps.) PS: Steve cleared the medicine chest out long before I got there. That's the howling you're hearing in the backyard. Probably best if you don't go back there. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,17:48    I can see time.

Dr.GH Posts: 2324 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,18:03    When you feel better, Happy Birthday. (Or, if like me- you never post your actual birthdate) Happy Pseudobirthday. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,18:06    Quote (stevestory @ June 29 2008,18:48) I can see time. Funniest thing I've seen all week. ETA:  Oh yeah, happy birthday Ian, wherever you are. Edited by Lou FCD on June 29 2008,19:06 -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,19:09    Quote (Ftk @ June 29 2008,18:37) Louis would have about as much chance of getting me “in the back room on top of the coats”  as you would of convincing me that I’m ultimately the result of an accidental blurp in the universe. Ever wonder why Mr. Ftk came at you with all that baloney about how your body is a temple and he'd like to worship there? There you go. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,19:35    Quote (blipey @ June 29 2008,11:04) You do realize that you will no longer have the excuse of youth to explain your hanging around at AtBC.  You will have to take adult responsibility for it--oh, wait...Louis is a counter example, but that just makes it all the more true. Oh, and Arden, and hughes, and ah, fuck it, I'm sure you'll turn out just as outstanding as they. Well, let's hope Ian aspires to more than that.  Happy Birthday, Ian. You are a man now! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,19:35    Hicky-Burp day, Ian! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,19:36    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 29 2008,17:10) Oh shit, who invited Louis? He's already getting it on with FTK in the back room on top of the coats. Wait a minute!  I thought she was supposed to be confined to the bathroom?  Where is Lou? -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 29 2008,22:31    Quote (carlsonjok @ June 29 2008,20:36) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 29 2008,17:10) Oh shit, who invited Louis? He's already getting it on with FTK in the back room on top of the coats. :angry: Wait a minute!  I thought she was supposed to be confined to the bathroom?  Where is Lou? Y'know, for a guy that can pull a minor aside from 3 years ago out of his butt at will with link and commentary, you sure suck at current events. Just sayin'. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 30 2008,07:10    Ftk, you do actually have some unfiinished business in your own thread. I'd suggest you get right on that. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 30 2008,09:44    Happy birthday Ian from someone sore and sunburnt and who was born twenty-one… I caught you a big bass but he got away… Congratulations on surviving those “purgatory” years – old enough to vote, get drafted, but not drink. Now comes the “whatamigoingtodowithmylife?” Have a beer. Have another beer. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

IanBrown_101 Posts: 927 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 01 2008,17:44    Ah, I'm sorry I missed it. Fotunately for me Kristine, I could drink legally anyway, the joys of being in the UK and all. ;) UNfortunately for the rest of you rabble, the only thing I have in my medicine cabinet is my unusual dose size asprin. Might thin your blood (what I take it for) but not a lot else.:P -------------- I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest. You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK Roddenberry is my God.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 02 2008,08:48    Quote (IanBrown_101 @ July 01 2008,16:44) Ah, I'm sorry I missed it. Fotunately for me Kristine, I could drink legally anyway, the joys of being in the UK and all. UNfortunately for the rest of you rabble, the only thing I have in my medicine cabinet is my unusual dose size asprin. Might thin your blood (what I take it for) but not a lot else.:P Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're not in puritanical pantywaistland like me. Well. Phhhhhhhht! Enjoy all the freedoms I am fast losing, then! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

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