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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 01 2008,20:01   

The promise of a Huckabee Administration may have gone. The hope of Secretary of Defense Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to the Bad Guys may have vanished like whatshisnameís weapons of whatchamaycallit .

But donít let the True Believers down, guys.  Letís give heart to the heartland! The faithful need facts! I give below some important True Facts that will sustain the core contsitune . ..  contistuentce . . . people who vote the right way.

1. Dr Bill Dembskiís cardigan isnít really that long. Itís gravitationally lensed by the mass of his intellect.
2. DaveScot has banned more people than he has had sexual congress with. He is proud of this.
3. When Dr Bill Dembski considers a problem, it solves itself rather than face the force of his logical powers.
4. Intelligent Design has reversed the extinction of 69839 species killed off by evolution.
5. When DaveScot does push-ups, the Earth doesnít let him rise up all the way because heís so important and it needs  to stay close to him. This also prevents him doing too many.
6. The English language has a special section for Denyse OíLeary that only she is allowed to know about.
7. Kent Hovind is on an undercover mission. I canít tell you any more.
8. ďRichard DawkinsĒ has just two characters less than ďIím an atheistĒ. Go figure.

If your security clearance permits, you should let the people know those important True Facts that you know. Címon people! Letís keep the meme motile!

Edit: L'espirit d'escalier . . .

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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,09:35   

True Fact That Is True:

Michael Behe is not an expert at being an expert witness.

He is however, an expert at scoring an own goal.

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatc....per.php

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Peter Henderson



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:04   

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The promise of a Huckabee Administration may have gone


Not necessarily. What if McCain chooses Huckabee as his running mate ? McCain is 71, quite elderly. Say he wins the election but has to step down mid-term due to health reasons ? I assume a vice-president Huckabee could become President Huckabee by default (like Gerald Ford) ?:

http://ap.google.com/article....VPNLB00

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McCain has given no hint of his thinking on a running mate, although he frequently speaks warmly of his former rivals for the nomination, particularly former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:18   

Evolution will be dead in eight years! Happy anniveradversary! :) (Emphasis on ads.)

Two years ago in a newspaper culturally far away:
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To William Dembski, all the debate in this country over evolution won't matter in a decade.
By then, he says, the theory of evolution put forth by Charles Darwin 150 years ago will be dead.
The mathematician turned Darwin critic says there is much to be learned about how life evolved on this planet. And he thinks the model of evolution accepted by the scientific community won't be able to supply the answers.

"I see this all disintegrating very quickly," he said.

He said, she said. ;)

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:20   

Ben Stein didn't come from no monkey


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The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

  
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:34   

Quote (Kristine @ April 02 2008,16:18)
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"I see this all disintegrating very quickly," he said.

Ah, but is it disintegrating into light?

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:38   

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2. DaveScot has banned more people than he has had sexual congress with. He is proud of this.

As are the Inuit.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:51   

Quote (IanBrown_101 @ April 02 2008,09:34)
Quote (Kristine @ April 02 2008,16:18)
 
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"I see this all disintegrating very quickly," he said.

Ah, but is it disintegrating into light?

No, into sound. *expel* :p

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,13:42   

[Ridiculous Mexican Accent]

9) The courtcases and the creationists, they don't meeeex, senor!

[/Ridiculous Mexican Accent]

Louis

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Bye.

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,18:54   

10. DaveScot was an A student all through High School. He looks forward to learning the other 25 letters in the future.

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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,20:35   

Quote (Peter Henderson @ April 02 2008,11:04)
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The promise of a Huckabee Administration may have gone


Not necessarily. What if McCain chooses Huckabee as his running mate ? McCain is 71, quite elderly. Say he wins the election but has to step down mid-term due to health reasons ? I assume a vice-president Huckabee could become President Huckabee by default (like Gerald Ford) ?:

http://ap.google.com/article....VPNLB00

 
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McCain has given no hint of his thinking on a running mate, although he frequently speaks warmly of his former rivals for the nomination, particularly former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

That would be correct, Peter.

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,20:46   

Fact: †Behe is really PZ Myers with Harry Potter glasses and a silly grin


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The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

  
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