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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 02 2006,05:26   

Last night - the Simpsons "Bart has two mommies"

Ned: (gasp) A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
Todd: I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
Rod: The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 02 2006,05:46   

Don't forget that the 'misinformation' card had a dinosaur on it.

I wanted to find a picture of the 'secular humanist' card, which goes by very quickly, but I saw that he had a beard, no tie, and basically looked like a Jewish professor.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 02 2006,06:55   

My all time fav. is the one with Sideshow Bob doing the Pirates of Penzance ...

but the "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!" indicates to me that the evening news 'shows' with their dog whistle lables for the talking heads

e.g. the '"?Lauren? Sandler, who is a secular liberal feminist from New York City, ..."  from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006....03.html

indicates the truly bizare Orwellian thought control the news organisations indulge in.

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 03 2006,09:07   

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"In world events, the friendship between America and Britain is stronger than ever. You're like Mini Me to our Doctor Evil, helping out in all our zany schemes to take over the world."
       - Marge Simpson, from the 2004 "Alternative Christmas Message" on Britain's "Channel 4"


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"And then I asked myself, 'What would God do in this situation?'"
"Locusts...heh heh heh."
"Its all in the book ( the actual bible ), its the pranksters' bible boy."

     ~ Homer & Bart plot revenge on George Bush Snr.


Also I loved the idea that when the crayon was removed from Homers brain that he understood that god was not real but when it was reinserted, he went back to believing.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 03 2006,09:21   

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Also I loved the idea that when the crayon was removed from Homers brain that he understood that god was not real but when it was reinserted, he went back to believing.


You're forgetting the wonderful details. While Homer's de-crayoned and super-intelligent, he writes up an essay mathematically disproving the existence of God. He gives one to Flanders, who at first says "well, we'll see about THAT!" Then as Flanders reads it, his face falls, and devastated, he admits, "Nope. It's airtight". Flanders then says "well, we can't let THIS little doozy get out!" and sets fire to the sheet of paper. Meanwhile, Homer goes up and down the street putting copies of the essay under everyone's windshield wipers.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
bourgeois_rage



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,07:10   

YouTube is awesome!

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,08:08   

Quote (bourgeois_rage @ Oct. 05 2006,12:10)
YouTube is awesome!

I forgot about the 'flat tax' detail.

Sadly, the 'secular humanist' clip seems not to be available there. This one is pretty funny, tho.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,08:16   

Or the next one

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,08:25   

This one's a classic.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,08:55   

..continues here

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,09:06   

The Kansas version

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,20:09   

Tonight's daily show.... magic.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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