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Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,01:54    From of posting from the "expelled movie" blog thing. http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/ He is bat shit crazy! If I could find gold like I find tards, I'd be living the high-life in a houseboat in Texas stuffing my porky chops with cheesy poofs whilst talking to my mushrooms. GrrRRrrrRr!! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,02:03    here's another.. check out the protection prayer for teh_interwebs: http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/sow/ Quote WARNING: Before visiting any of the following links you are cautioned to say the following prayer. IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER LINES, AND I RETURN THEM AND ANY CURSES.IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I COVER THIS COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET ROAD I TRAVEL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY AND DOMINION OVER ALL WEB SITES, WEB MASTERS, WEB DOMAINS, AND DEMONS OF THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY SO THEY DO NOT CROSS MY PATH. I DISPATCH ANGELS AHEAD OF ME TO PROTECT ME. IN JESUS NAME, I CUT ALL UNGODLY SILVER CORDS AND LAY LINES. AS YOUR WAR CLUB AND WEAPONS OF WAR I BREAK DOWN, UNDAM, AND BLOW UP ALL WALLS OF PROTECTION AROUND ALL HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, WIZARDS, SATANISTS, ATHEISTS, LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, SORCERERS, AND THE LIKE, AND I BREAK THE POWER OF ALL CURSES, HEXES, VEXES, SPELLS, CHARMS, FETISHES, PSYCHIC PRAYERS, PSYCHIC THOUGHTS, ALL WITCHCRAFT, SORCERY, SATIRE, PARODY, MAGIC, VOODOO, ALL MIND CONTROL, JINXES, POTIONS, BEWITCHMENTS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, SICKNESS, PAIN, TORMENT, PSYCHIC POWER, PSYCHIC WARFARE, PRAYER CHAINS, INCENSE AND CANDLE BURNING, INCANTATIONS, CHANTING, UNGODLY BLESSINGS AND HOODOO, CRYSTALS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BEING SENT MY WAY, OR MY FAMILY MEMBER?S WAY, OR ANY CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES WAY, AND I RETURN IT, AND THE DEMONS TO THE SENDER, TEN FOLD. AMEN. LOOK PAL, I DO TEH ALL CAPS AROUND HEAR.   Powerful incantations for teh supermation infohighways. Tinfoil hats dun work good too. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Nomad Posts: 311 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,03:28    It's perhaps a little disturbing that the line between spoofs and genuine loonies has become so vague.. but that dominionist site can't be real.  Come on, Mexican rape squads roaming liberal cities? Or how about this line, referring to Tom Tancredo (this is supposed to be a good thing, mind you):     Quote A man who is not afraid to nuke Mecca and Medina CERTAINLY wouldn?t be shy about lobbing a nuclear-tipped missle into the heart of a place like San Francisco or Seattle or Austin TX Or how about:     Quote The teenage children of elitists would play musical instruments in their basements and garages, while fornicating and consuming mind altering drugs, growing their hair long, and eventually invented Rock n? Roll, as a genre of music ?celebrating? the rebellion of youth, godless creativity and rejection of their parents way of life. Christians, meanwhile, invented Christian Rock which looks and sounds exactly like Rock n? Roll, so it is just as cool, but instead represents a genre of music that celebrates the Good, God Fearing Christian values of obedience and conformity Honestly, he makes the whole playing rock and roll in the basement while growing hair and smoking dope sound awfully good, but it still sounds a little off from what I've come to expect from genuine religious loons. Or perhaps this, which I think most clearly shows intentional irony:     Quote Elitists, through their religion of natural secularism and its High Priest Darwin, concocted the Theory of Evilution. Fair enough. Through Scriptures and Prayer, Christians developed The Theory of Creation Science. Unlike Darwinism, who?ve been desperately holding on to their main theory for over a hundred years, Christians have maintained an open mind, so much so we?ve been able to advance our creation theory to become The Theory of Intelligent Design. This is starting to remind me of the blog I saw a while back that claimed to be from one of the GOP presidential candidates, and stated that he was in support of the theory of intelligent falling.  I hadn't seen any such murky satire before and took it for the genuine article before I started thinking about it for a while and realized that it was perhaps a bit too absurd for even a GOP candidate. I don't buy the second link either.  A massive series of links to things the blog claims to be against, merely proclaiming how evil they are after linking to it?  Come on, it's cheap reverse psychology. Hell.. the Tancredo page uses the term "interweb".  That's not a term that's going to be bandied about by frothing mental patients.  "The Google" perhaps, I seem to recall an instance of Bush using it.. but not "the interweb".

nuytsia Posts: 131 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,05:35    Quote #  Rich Says: August 23rd, 2007 at 1:51 am Is your blog satire? I can?t tell. It might be the wine but that just seemed to be the cherry on the cake. :-)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,09:05    Make that a brandied cherry. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,09:37    Amoebas on the brandy on a cherry. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,09:40    Baptists For Brownbeck - definitely satire!  The other one probably, but not sure - of course the key to good satire is the belivability.   And I wouldn't put it past a Karl Rove to create a "GL Group For Hillary" PAC in 2008.   Nomad - Intelligent Falling brought to us by The Onion. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,09:47    I'm still not convinced.. look at all the commentators.. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,09:53    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 23 2007,01:54) From of posting from the "expelled movie" blog thing. http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/ He is bat shit crazy! If I could find gold like I find tards, I'd be living the high-life in a houseboat in Texas stuffing my porky chops with cheesy poofs whilst talking to my mushrooms. GrrRRrrrRr!! I saw that yesterday. I'm pretty sure it's a parody. Don't be surprised if it's one of the secular humanist mockers connected to Landover Baptist Church. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,10:06    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 23 2007,09:47) I'm still not convinced.. look at all the commentators.. Rich - I posted a couple of comments at the Dominationist site... see what develops, but I am 90% sure it's a parody, and somehow related to the Baptist's For Brownbeck site.  (One clue is that the Bap 4 Brownbeck site has condemned the Dominationist site.) -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,10:13    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 23 2007,09:47) I'm still not convinced.. look at all the commentators.. BforB is definitely satire, but very twisted (and thus sometimes difficult to separate from the bull goose loony rantings of the religious right). The blog "owner", Mrs T.D. Gaines-Crockett is a frequent commenter and sometime poster on Jesus' General blog, which I am pretty sure is satire (and where a real Baptist would definitely fear to tread). Check out her Sunday morning prayer there, posted Aug 19.   Quote Dear Lord, Our little ones will head off to school in the morning with brand new book bags, crayons, pencils, and tablets. The lucky ones will be going to a private school where they will be taught by God-fearing, America-Loving educators who believe that a child?s mind is a terrible thing to waste. Sadly, the children from lower-income homes will be herded off to that den of iniquity known as the Public School System. There they will be taught awful things that no innocent little child should ever hear such as how their great-great-great-great grandparents were primates, that it?s OK to be Gay, that condoms and not abstinence prevent pregnancy, and that our Commander in Chief, President George Walker Bush, is a buffoon with a personal agenda. These poor babies will be at the mercy of Godless, pot-smoking, hippy feminists and Liberals who, under the guise of teaching, will stop at nothing to brainwash them into hating morality and learning free thinking. Please send these children one message, that an open mind is a tool of Satan. If it is your will, Papa Lord, close these babies minds to the left-wing lunacy that they will be exposed to and let this next generation our Your children grow up to be Right-Wing Christian Fundamentalists and staunch Republicans. In this I pray, Amen. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett Christian, Republican, Child Advocate -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,10:18    http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007....omments Hmm.... -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,10:28    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 23 2007,10:18) http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007....omments Hmm.... Richard - Since she's in England, I guess we really have to turn Lynelle's conversion over to Louis and Ian.  If she were real, she'd be an English FTK! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,13:53    It's a shame it's satire. Here's what Janie posted in this thread... Quote Oh Dear Friends, I'm too ashamed to admit this to my family and friends, but I committed some most grievous sins this past week. Beginning on Sunday, I woke up to find myself being led astray by my Lover, Kate.  I didn't want to sin, but it felt so good I couldn't help myself. Later Sunday, I went to church all breezy under my dress because my Lover demanded it.  I must have been possessed of a demon, because it was quite enjoyable. Further, I tempted another to sin, as Pastor kept trying to look up my dress from the pulpit, and when I realized what he was doing and that he was rather unsuccessful, I helped him by surreptitiously hiking my dress up and crossed and uncrossed my legs repeatedly. The week was all downhill from there, involving much fornication with my Lover and our neighbor Grace, who really is Amazing. Should I provide all the specific details?  I'm not sure how this works. Kisses I think I'll go find a real fundy site for my confession... -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,13:59    Lou I highly recommend worldmagblog.com it's a treasurehouse of tard. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,14:04    On my way.... -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,14:25    Off to a gentle start, we'll see what happens. I didn't find any good place to post my confession yet though. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,14:34    Satire for sure: http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2007....nswered Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Says: August 23rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm I believe you are the Serpent Demon, ?preacher? j-dog, who is here to tempt me from MY SAVIOR, the Lord, God and Jesus of Christ. I got my divinity degree fast, only took about 8 days, start to finish, by mail. Even with the rumored speed of the interwebs, I don?t believe you could completely convert from your secular progressive tendencies AND get a preacher diploma in just a couple of hours. I have asked for emergency prayers for your soul from the good but criminally misguided people at Baptists for Brownback, which is almost certainly already damned, though it is not for me to say. Luke 4:8, ?Worship the Lord your God and answer him only.? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,14:45    I called it first, J-Dog! See, all you gotta do is pout and stamp your foot, and you get satire treats. ("If you're a careful reader...") Hahahaha! I love playing serious on a satire blog! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,14:57    Gaaa! I thought they were joking! Quote Lynelle, I'll just steal that fucking handbag and then you can pray for me. I just sent Penny to Heaven! Pennies to Heaven! Hey Lynelle - I think I can help you shout out ?oh God, Oh God, Oh God!? Please let me know the best time to come visit and Pray with you, and help you get on your knees in the Service Of The Lord. Sorry, Preachy J-Doggie, remember all that thunder and lightning over the weekend? That was me. Don't need your help. But bless us. Quote Lynelle, I'll just steal that **UnChristian Words Removed** handbag and then you can pray for me. I just sent Penny to Heaven! Pennies to Heaven! **UnChristian Words Removed** Sorry, Preach **UnChristian Words Removed** Mod Note: You want to post? Clean up your language. Excuse me, I have peed my thong. What do I win? What, what, Rich? What? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,16:24    Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 23 2007,14:57) Excuse me, I have peed my thong. What do I win? What, what, Rich? What? :) Oh I'm sure somebody can thing of something with which to reward you... -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,16:31    Geez, Janie got hacked to pieces, too. Quote JanieBelle Says: August 23rd, 2007 at 2:51 pm Oh Dear Friends, I?m too ashamed to admit this to my family and friends, but I committed some most grievous sins this past week. Beginning on Sunday, I woke up to find myself being led astray by **UnChristian Words Removed** Later Sunday, I went to church all breezy **UnChristian Words Removed** Further, I tempted another to sin, **UnChristian Words Removed** The week was all downhill from there, involving much **UnChristian Words Removed**, who really is Amazing. Should I provide all the specific details? I?m not sure how this works. Kisses She did provoke this comment, though: Quote #  Helen Bock Says: August 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm We could waste our prayers on all the sodomites posting here in the last week, but why bother? Anathema! I?m praying for those who might be saved: La Mona, Ninja, Adam Nelson,etc. Anna Graham, I?m still praying you?ll realize you can?t be a ?Christian swinger?. That's kinda funny if it came from a real fundy. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2007,18:01    Are we sure that's a parody? veryshocked said:   Quote JanieBelle, do spill the beans. It looks like your sins have been of a very naughty nature and I?m all ears. After all the ranting and raving about chastity and virtue and morals, I?m in dire need of some dirty tales to assure myself that the REAL WORLD does not like like these people PRETEND to do. BTW, why have the comments been disabled on the British feather page? Couldn?t take the heat anymore, could you, Gordon? To which JanieBelle responded:   Quote Oh, I like you already veryshocked. I?m afraid my comments would probably be skinned again, though. There wasn?t even anything bad in them the first time, just a very general overview of Sunday morning. I hadn?t even gotten warmed up yet. By Monday afternoon, the Devil himself was blushing. Perhaps I should just do my confession on my own blog, but last time I got The Itch, it didn?t go exactly as planned. Kisses to you, veryshocked. But she is now subject to the moderation queue. Are we really, really sure it's a parody site?  It's just so damned hard to tell these days. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Nomad Posts: 311 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,03:24    Wait a minute.. that baptists for brownback site is where the "unplanned sexual event" thing came from, that was previously cited as evidence of satire. The main U.S.E. page is clearly a jab at something Brownback apparently said about not supporting abortions in the case of pregnancies brought on by rape.  It's a massive work of satire. It would not surprise me to see people who are not aware of this to be posting there, I think the nature of this sort of thing is that people will tend to react to it as if it were real.  But I think if you look at the site itself and the stuff written by the person or people running it you can see it for what it is. If you need more content (again, I'm focusing not on what posters post, but on what the owner of the site puts up), check this out: http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/emergency-prayer/ Come on.. a prayer to protect people against mexicans, the loch ness monster, fish and chips and haggis? That actually made me grin, at least.  Overall this murky satire stuff doesn't really appeal to me, but I think this has to be clear enough.  I've seen some OUT THERE stuff from the wingnut fundamentalists, but never a prayer to protect themselves against chickens. Although, come to think of it.. haggis frightens me.  I wouldn't be above calling in a little protection from the almighty on that one.

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,06:24    Quote (Nomad @ Aug. 24 2007,03:24) Although, come to think of it.. haggis frightens me.  I wouldn't be above calling in a little protection from the almighty on that one. Even the Almighty is probably powerless before haggis... This is one of the best satire sites on the web; it sounds just convincing enough that it attracts commenters (and not just from here in Brownback-land) who are absolutely convinced that they have found kindred spirits. But they haven't. The "legal statement" reads, in part   Quote The original posts, prayers, all materials and even the pasquinading by our mockers and antagonists found on this site and all materials within are Copyright? protected through 2007 by myself and/or the contributors. Many antogonists on the political Left would like to call it political satire so perhaps everything posted here should be understood in that context. Whatever it takes to keep their tiny brains from overloading. BTW, a post today should be particularly amusing for Richard, Ian, and Louis... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,07:42    What a silly thing to suggest, Baptists for Dom-onion satire? We'll see if my post survives they piss on UD for freedom of speach Quote "Dominion is yours". Ah hear you brother, glory to the warriors of the holy lamb piling up teh heathens at the feet of the returned Christ in the Holy Land. It's a crying shame the photos of those stacked up naked bodies got out before they could all be burnt. St. George must, I say must, purge his cabinet of the remaining fake neocon Jews and get good hard working Baptists in their place. With thousands of US Army chaplains to choose from, there should be plenty to cover the enormous number of vacancies such a move would generate. The Old Testament says the home of the Jews and thus Christ's Dominion goes all the way from the Mediterranean to the river Tigris and I couldn?t agree more. Why not invade Jordan right now just to be safe. The US Army would only need to walk there, since it says in the Bible that the waters of the river Jordan will part for teh righteous and who is not more righteous than Donald Rumsfeld? He's still running this show right? Or is it Wolfowitz. Yeah I know he went to the World Bank, but who owns Jordan? Anyway we're they're so we have less distance to travel when Christ returns, right? Now the Holy land is almost safe and all those freakin' Arabs who keep getting in the way, I just say one thing. "Bring it on". And remember not just the Spartans who were teh original Samaritans in the Old Testament but the glorious crusaders who wupped ass and made Saladin look like Bin Laden. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,10:02    I tried a little reverse psychology with the blog mod.   Quote (k.e @ Aug. 24 2007,06:42) What a silly thing to suggest, Baptists for Dom-onion satire? We'll see if my post survives they piss on UD for freedom of speach ? Quote "Dominion is yours". Ah hear you brother, glory to the warriors of the holy lamb piling up teh heathens at the feet of the returned Christ in the Holy Land. It's a crying shame the photos of those stacked up naked bodies got out before they could all be burnt. St. George must, I say must, purge his cabinet of the remaining fake neocon Jews and get good hard working Baptists in their place. With thousands of US Army chaplains to choose from, there should be plenty to cover the enormous number of vacancies such a move would generate. The Old Testament says the home of the Jews and thus Christ's Dominion goes all the way from the Mediterranean to the river Tigris and I couldn?t agree more. Why not invade Jordan right now just to be safe. The US Army would only need to walk there, since it says in the Bible that the waters of the river Jordan will part for teh righteous and who is not more righteous than Donald Rumsfeld? He's still running this show right? Or is it Wolfowitz. Yeah I know he went to the World Bank, but who owns Jordan? Anyway we're they're so we have less distance to travel when Christ returns, right? Now the Holy land is almost safe and all those freakin' Arabs who keep getting in the way, I just say one thing. "Bring it on". And remember not just the Spartans who were teh original Samaritans in the Old Testament but the glorious crusaders who wupped ass and made Saladin look like Bin Laden. Wolfowitz is outta the WB, because of his Arabic girlfriend. I love it! And the modern-day Richard the Lionhearted is writing me, Saladin?s wife, virtual love letters until the weekend day when he can storm my gates and bring on, well, the renaissance. And that, my friends, were what the Crusades really accomplished. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,11:01    Pffffft the friggin renaissance! What did it do for us? A bunch of Italian homosexual artists flouncing around in tight pants and big shirts going ooooooow that would look nice above the couch in my rumpus room! GRRRRRRR. That?s why we are not all living under a theocracy where everyone  believes Allah made men in black with long grey beards the final arbitrators on whether women can drive cars or not. Like it was an actual renewal or anything, they drove a whole country out from under the Vatican and let Titian paint ....er nice titians. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2007,17:00    Quote (k.e @ Aug. 24 2007,10:01) Pffffft the friggin renaissance! What did it do for us? A bunch of Italian homosexual artists flouncing around in tight pants and big shirts going ooooooow that would look nice above the couch in my rumpus room! GRRRRRRR. That?s why we are not all living under a theocracy where everyone ?believes Allah made men in black with long grey beards the final arbitrators on whether women can drive cars or not. Like it was an actual renewal or anything, they drove a whole country out from under the Vatican and let Titian paint ....er nice titians. K-E-o killed the virtual tard! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

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