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Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,04:24    Happy Birthday Earth! 6014 years old at sunset today and doesn't look a day over 4.6 billion. Have some cake: -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,06:35    Happy Birthday, good buddy. - M P.S. How could you have a birthday if there were no days before your birth? Therefore God. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,17:00    Coincidentally, I am headed to the Grand Canyon later this afternoon, so I can see the erosional effects of da fludde, watch the full moon rise over the canyon, and celebrate the world's birthday in style! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Texas Teach Posts: 2082 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,17:25    Must have been a rough 6000 years; looks more like billions.  Maybe a little less time in the sun would be good. -------------- "Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr "I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,19:11    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Oct. 22 2010,17:00) Coincidentally, I am headed to the Grand Canyon later this afternoon, so I can see the erosional effects of da fludde, watch the full moon rise over the canyon, and celebrate the world's birthday in style! My most favorite place on earth. I'm jealous!

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,19:16    Quote (lkeithlu @ Oct. 22 2010,19:11) Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Oct. 22 2010,17:00) Coincidentally, I am headed to the Grand Canyon later this afternoon, so I can see the erosional effects of da fludde, watch the full moon rise over the canyon, and celebrate the world's birthday in style! My most favorite place on earth. I'm jealous! Not to hijack the thread, but while the Grand Canyon might be nice, after all it's just a freaking big hole in the ground!  Now, give me something on a coast, with a nice sand beach, and a drink with a parasol... And happy birthday world*, and thanks for including big holes and sand beaches, and alchohol, slightly chilled. * Hey!  How comes no LOL Catz???!!! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Texas Teach Posts: 2082 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2010,21:30    Quote (J-Dog @ Oct. 22 2010,19:16) Quote (lkeithlu @ Oct. 22 2010,19:11) Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Oct. 22 2010,17:00) Coincidentally, I am headed to the Grand Canyon later this afternoon, so I can see the erosional effects of da fludde, watch the full moon rise over the canyon, and celebrate the world's birthday in style! My most favorite place on earth. I'm jealous! Not to hijack the thread, but while the Grand Canyon might be nice, after all it's just a freaking big hole in the ground!  Now, give me something on a coast, with a nice sand beach, and a drink with a parasol... And happy birthday world*, and thanks for including big holes and sand beaches, and alchohol, slightly chilled. * Hey!  How comes no LOL Catz???!!! Isn't the ocean just a freaking bigger hole full of water? They're both nice, but I prefer a good book in the shade under a tree. -------------- "Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr "I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,00:38    Happy birthday World! Don't bother to come by for a drink, I'll be pissing in your ocean anyway... -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,04:27    Something tells me this is going to be a long week of birthdays. -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,07:43    Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis -------------- Bye.

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,11:29    Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,13:32    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,11:29) Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. Fringe?  The Wardrobe points to him being a Lewisite of the Narnianist Sect. -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,16:46    Quote (Badger3k @ Oct. 23 2010,14:32) Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,11:29) Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. Fringe?  The Wardrobe points to him being a Lewisite of the Narnianist Sect. Yes, but the wardrobe connects to a parallel universe...and "encased in earwax" is as Fringe as it gets. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2010,17:21    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,16:46) Quote (Badger3k @ Oct. 23 2010,14:32) Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,11:29)   Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. Fringe?  The Wardrobe points to him being a Lewisite of the Narnianist Sect. Yes, but the wardrobe connects to a parallel universe...and "encased in earwax" is as Fringe as it gets. Ah, then I'll take your word for it.  I watched one episode of Fringe, thought it was so-so science fiction (I was hoping for a more x-files show rather than an alternate-Earth series - the cybernetics gave that away), and have not watched any more.  Seeing the coming attractions has actually lessened my desire to watch the show. -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2010,08:14    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,17:29) Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. It isn't. I come bringing the TRUTH, brother. All Hail the Ineffable Wardrobe. Say, is that your wallet over there? The Church of the Ineffable Wardrobe needs a new spire you know. Nice house you got here. Lots of expensive stuff that would look bad covered in ear wax. Just sayin', no connection to anything. I guess me and my associates will be going now. That is unless.... Louis -------------- Bye.

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2010,09:00    Quote (Badger3k @ Oct. 23 2010,18:21) Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,16:46) Quote (Badger3k @ Oct. 23 2010,14:32)   Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 23 2010,11:29)   Quote (Louis @ Oct. 23 2010,08:43) Bullshit! The universe was created Last Thursday as any fool knows. You're all heretics who will suffer the agonies of being encased in ear wax for all eternity in the belly button of the Ineffable Wardrobe. Louis I didn't realize Fringe is broadcast in the UK. Fringe?  The Wardrobe points to him being a Lewisite of the Narnianist Sect. Yes, but the wardrobe connects to a parallel universe...and "encased in earwax" is as Fringe as it gets. Ah, then I'll take your word for it.  I watched one episode of Fringe, thought it was so-so science fiction (I was hoping for a more x-files show rather than an alternate-Earth series - the cybernetics gave that away), and have not watched any more.  Seeing the coming attractions has actually lessened my desire to watch the show. Fringe was downright silly the first season (it began life as a "weird event of the week" show) and I lost interest - they were very slow to disclose (or cook up) the parallel universes backstory. It's actually hit its stride this season and has become more interesting and clever. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Tracy P. Hamilton Posts: 1239 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2010,09:21    Quote (Amadan @ Oct. 22 2010,04:24) Happy Birthday Earth! 6014 years old at sunset today and doesn't look a day over 4.6 billion. Have some cake: So, is there more information in a cake recipe for a cake the size of the world? -------------- "Following what I just wrote about fitness, you’re taking refuge in what we see in the world."  PaV "The simple equation F = MA leads to the concept of four-dimensional space." GilDodgen "We have no brain, I don't, for thinking." Robert Byers

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