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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,23:27   

This link struck me as particularly relevant to ID hecklers.

I didn't laugh exactly but I sat and watched/ read the whole thing, not blinking, jaw hanging open at the novelty.

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Richard Simons



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,07:56   

My reaction was similar, but it brought back long-forgotten memories of frustration.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,08:53   

Quote (Richard Simons @ Mar. 06 2008,07:56)
My reaction was similar, but it brought back long-forgotten memories of frustration.

Richard Simmons:

file not found...try again...

c:/dos/frustration.exe

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,09:10   

C:\GOD...
C:\GOD RUN...
RUN GOD RUN... ;)

The secret to life - compile/validate early and often... :p

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,09:26   

Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 06 2008,09:10)
C:\GOD...
C:\GOD RUN...
RUN GOD RUN... ;)

Hey! You stole that!



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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,09:57   

Of course I stole it. And I've stolen a lot of CSS in my time.

Wanna make something of it? God stole his code, too. Can you handle the truth... :p

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

AtBC Poet Laureate

"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,10:30   

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God stole his code, too.


From who? ;)

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,10:41   

I think we’ve hit on something here. God is an object-oriented programmer!

1. Class: Religion is, after all, the opiate of the masses (though personally I prefer beer)
2. Inheritance: Hey, what do you think all that stuff about the Father and the Son is for anyway?
3. Message passing: Also known as ‘prayer’. Java programmers refer to this concept as ‘method calling’, perhaps because fundies in full flow look and behave like bad overacting
4. Encapsulation (i.e. concealment of an object’s methods from the entity that calls it): Or in other words, ‘Strange and mysterious are the ways of the Lord’. The fact that God appears to do nothing when called on simply proves that He exists.
5. Abstraction (i.e. simplifying reality): Well, isn’t it true that nothing makes sense without religion? (For more on simplified real-world entities, see the entry on Denyse O’Leary)
6. Polymorphism (i.e. the ability to treat child objects like their parent objects): This is closely related to the Xtian concept of treating grown adults as if they were children, e.g. by feeding them fairy stories and threatening them with Eternal Grounding and no [Last] supper. “And just wait till your Father gets back here!”

QED

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Richard Simons



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,11:24   

Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 06 2008,08:53)
Quote (Richard Simons @ Mar. 06 2008,07:56)
My reaction was similar, but it brought back long-forgotten memories of frustration.

Richard Simmons:

file not found...try again...

c:/dos/frustration.exe

Oy! Don't confuse me with that other guy!
(Although we do have similar hair)

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,11:55   

Apple's OS X Unix underpinnings strike back:



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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,15:20   

Quote (Henry J @ Mar. 06 2008,09:30)
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God stole his code, too.


From who? ;)

Who Would Jesus Hack? :p

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,16:25   

Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 06 2008,15:20)
Quote (Henry J @ Mar. 06 2008,09:30)
 
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God stole his code, too.


From who? ;)

Who Would Jesus Hack? :p

The Church of Scientology?

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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skeptic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2008,11:23   

Well, I have to say I laughed all the way through it.  I was waiting for an acknowledgment so I could send someone some money. That was very creative and deserves a dollar.  :D

  
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