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Altabin Posts: 308 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,07:53    Friday is traditionally the day on which Dembski ramps the craziness up a notch at UD.  This is a good thing.  That long Tues-Thurs stretch, in which nothing much of anything happens at UD beyond a normal level of tard - it can feel long.  At least we can always count on something truly outrageous happening before the weekend. So, let's start a sweepstake: what will Dembski do next?  Prize for the best answer: a dembski ( = a bottle of malt whiskey (not delivered)). My entry this week: Dembski will publish photographs of the Baylor trustees' children, along with maps of their routes home from school.  "I urge everyone to approach these children respectfully, and politely but forcefully put the case for Robert Marks's academic freedom.  If they have been so indoctrinated by Darwinist propaganda that they try to run away from you, I suggest that you urge them to take a ride in your car with you, so that you can discuss Jesus your flagellum non-stochastic processes in nature with more privacy." --------------

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,08:18    Wave Three of the Media Coverage of the Baylor Controversy This would involve letters to the editor in the: - Waterloo-Cedar Falls (Iowa) Courier - Waterloo (Illinois) Republic Times And to show the international aspects of the rapidly growing controversy: - A student monograph in Imprint, the official student newspaper of the University of Waterloo (Ontario). - Denyse O'Leary will have a guest column in the Kitchener-Waterloo (Ontario) Record -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,09:10    He will announce that the entire UD website will be closed down, while he goes to re-hab with Lindsey Lohan.   He is tired, sick, and hooked on methamphetamine and daytime TV.   In true Dembski fashion, he will say that if the Darwinists weren’t so committed to their dogma, they would have seen this “a long, long time ago”. He will admit that ALL the posters and bloggers are actually him, and it has tired him out.  He got the picture of Denyse from the All-World Traveling Carnival “Worst Of Gallery”, her writing style from Mary Sue Benson a 7th grader at McArthur Jr. High.   DaveScot’s picture is from hacking into the confidential web files of Pillsbury Doughboy audition files, and his persona from a delusional game-player that lives in his Mom and Dad’s basement.   He got GilDodson’s picture from his close personal friend Ted Haggard, and Jehu’s persona, lifted from the “Diary Of A Stuhrbanfuhrer – My Life In the Waffin SS”.   He deeply regrets giving his life to Jesus, and calls him “a non-caring, un-feeling figment of my imagination” that has “ruined his life”.   Dembski will finish his announcement by sobbing that “At least those bastards at ATBC won’t have Bill Dembski to kick around anymore”.   This will lead to a complete resurgence of Dembski in a new carrer however, when he finally receives the public acclaim and adoration he has always lookd for as "The Sock Puppeteer Of The Century", for his work on UD. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,09:11    Wah! Wah! Baylor 5th wave. Dembski will: Compare Baylor to Nazi Germany Kidnap one of the trustees pets. Appear on Bill O'Reilly ( Please! Please!) Hire the A Team Suggest that the, erm, "lab" has a better offer at St. Gods School of learn' gud, only for that to fall through. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Tracy P. Hamilton Posts: 1239 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,09:16    Fart-based animation from Baylor President Lilley passed on by Dilliam Wembski, followed by many replys of outrage in UD followed by a post from William Dembski: Dilliam Wembski just meant it as a parody, folks! -------------- "Following what I just wrote about fitness, you’re taking refuge in what we see in the world."  PaV "The simple equation F = MA leads to the concept of four-dimensional space." GilDodgen "We have no brain, I don't, for thinking." Robert Byers

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,09:36    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 27 2007,09:11) Wah! Wah! Baylor 5th wave. Dembski will: Compare Baylor to Nazi Germany Are we absolutely certain that hasn't already happened? My vote for Friday is for Bill posting the credit card numbers of the Baylor Regents. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,09:40    He could send DaveScot to entrap and blackmail some of them with lewd gay love. He's irresistible to both sexes, dontchaknow? -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Rev. BigDumbChimp Posts: 185 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,12:57    WAD will cut his finger while vigorously typing a fake letter to rebuff the delusionally self perceived attacks by the Baylor cheerleading squad. After noticing the blood on his sweater he will place it on ebay with a starting bid of $10k. The sweater will be bid on solely by bornagain77, davescot and FtK. The bidding will be so furious that it will break single day records on ebay. The following day, WAD will post on UD and point to the auction's record breaking levels saying it is a prima facie case that Intelligent Design is widely accepted and is gaining popularity. Once ebay discovers that WAD has broken ebay's rules about selling DNA it will pull the auction. The following day WAD will post that once again ID is being repressed.

Doc Bill Posts: 1039 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2007,13:02    Dr. Dr. will complain that Marks was bribed by a fat NSF grant (underwritten by the Darwinian Pressure Group, Delta Pi Gamma) to drop Dembski like a rabid gerbil.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,10:29    Well, it's 10:30am Texas time and still no signs of Bill's traditional Friday Freakout™. No photos of regents' children, no credit card numbers, no calls to take up arms and march on Baylor. I fear he may disappoint us this week.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Altabin Posts: 308 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,10:46    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 28 2007,17:29) Well, it's 10:30am Texas time and still no signs of Bill's traditional Friday Freakout™. No photos of regents' children, no credit card numbers, no calls to take up arms and march on Baylor. I fear he may disappoint us this week.  :( As far as I can tell, the freakout occurs after he's refused lunch at the Baylor cafeteria.  We should see things developing from about 1 o'clock Texas time. If not, I'm going to feel like one of those Adventist prophets, the day after the forecasted date for the apocalypse.  Maybe it's your fault.  Your faith wasn't great enough. --------------

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,10:53    HOMOS!!!! OH YES, YOU MAY LAUGH. BUT ONLY THE USUAL SUSPECTS APPEAR HERE. MATERIALIST SCUM. DENXE IS NOT ME, NOR IS B77 THEY R ORLLY!! FRIENDS, CREATIONISTS AND SOUTHENERS GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESSES, i COME TO BURY GOD NOT PRAISE HIM. WE R LITERALISTS NOT AURALISTS AND THERE4 AS LOGOCENTRIC DOGBOTHERERS MAKE BOOK BASED CLAIMS ON DOGS DESIGNS. THXS BI MAI BUK. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,11:01    Quote (Altabin @ Sep. 28 2007,10:46)   Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 28 2007,17:29) Well, it's 10:30am Texas time and still no signs of Bill's traditional Friday Freakout™. No photos of regents' children, no credit card numbers, no calls to take up arms and march on Baylor. I fear he may disappoint us this week.   As far as I can tell, the freakout occurs after he's refused lunch at the Baylor cafeteria.  We should see things developing from about 1 o'clock Texas time. If not, I'm going to feel like one of those Adventist prophets, the day after the forecasted date for the apocalypse.  Maybe it's your fault.  Your faith wasn't great enough. No, I think YOUR faith was too weak.   Just so you know, here's what's at stake. Quote During the 1960s and early 1970s, various references were made in Witnesses' literature and at assemblies, implying that Christ's thousand-year millennial reign might begin by 1975. The chronology pointing to 1975 was noted in the secular media at the time. From 1975 to 1980, there was a drop in membership following the failure of this prediction. In 1980, the Watchtower Society admitted its responsibility in building up hope regarding the year 1975. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,11:09    Ohhhh, I hope not. Who am I going to laugh at when they're gone? Someone have a plan B.. or I'll just keep googling "Davescot" until he turns up at some other science denying site... -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,12:09    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 28 2007,19:09) Ohhhh, I hope not. Who am I going to laugh at when they're gone? Someone have a plan B.. or I'll just keep googling "Davescot" until he turns up at some other science denying site... And .......if he is carrying concealed? -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,12:13    Quote (k.e @ Sep. 28 2007,12:09) And .......if he is carrying concealed? Carrying concealed theism? -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,12:27    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 28 2007,20:13) Quote (k.e @ Sep. 28 2007,12:09) And .......if he is carrying concealed? Carrying concealed theism? No, he keeps a '45 in his sock, with the sheriffs concent. So 'god' can blow your brains. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Bob O'H Posts: 2561 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,12:40    Quote No, he keeps a '45 in his sock, with the sheriffs concent. So you're safe unless he's stood next to a turntable. Bob -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2007,12:45    Quote (Bob O'H @ Sep. 28 2007,12:40) Quote No, he keeps a '45 in his sock, with the sheriffs concent. So you're safe unless he's stood next to a turntable. Sure. But if he is near a turntable, watch out!! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

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