Joined: Jan. 2006
Hey. Will I go to Heck for the girls' sin and perversion?
My wife and I came up with a theory that Heck is where you go if you've been kind of bad, but not bad enough to merit He11. You know, it's kind of like living forever in the shittiest apartment you ever had. The heat doesn't really work, the roof leaks all the time, there's mold all over, there's no hot water, your neighbors are assholes who play shitty music at all hours, there's this dog two houses down that won't stop barking, your mattress smells, you can't clean your clothes, bland, stale food, like that.
Though reconsidering this now, I've known lots of people for whom all that would seem so normal to hardly be a punishment at all.
"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus