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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,09:43   

'Top' trumps is a card game popular with children, the cognitively slow and Louis.

http://www.toptrumps.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps

The format has been used by a few folks:


or

http://www.mofaha.com/topkittins1.asp

I think we have enough targets for 'Top Tards'

Obviously, at the top you need a picture, or artists impression if not available.

Then you need some categories with rankings..

I think they probably start with these letters:

T
A
R
D

Get on this AtBC photoshoppers!

Edited.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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PTET



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,11:24   

Quote (Richardthughes @ May 27 2008,09:43)
Then you need some categories with rankings..

I think they probably start with these letters:

T
A
R
D

Get on this AtBC photoshoppers!

Some thoughts...

???
Tarditude
Age of Earth
Religiousity
Deceiptfulness
Stupidity
???

Other possible catagories...

Darwin Hating
Hitler Comparing
Crackpotness
Meltdown Potential
Preposition Dangling
Irony Meter Busting
Cheesy Poof Consumption

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,12:33   

Quote (Richardthughes @ May 27 2008,15:43)
'Top' trumps is a card game popular with children, the cognitively slow and Louis.

http://www.toptrumps.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps

The format has been used by a few folks:


or

http://www.mofaha.com/topkittins1.asp

I think we have enough targets for 'Top Tards'

Obviously, at the top you need a picture, or artists impression if not available.

Then you need some categories with rankings..

I think they probably start with these letters:

T
A
R
D

Get on this AtBC photoshoppers!

Edited.

I was going to be nice and compliment you on synthesising an idea I've had bumbling around in the back of my brain for a while, but now you've been mean I won't.

So there


{sticks tongue out}

Louis

P.S. Good idea!

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,12:34   

How many points do I get for finding this Tardariffick Theme Park?

I am not sure if this or Ken Ham's Flintstone Land is tardier

Comments from the board would be appreciated.

Top Tard Theme Park

BTW - Do you get Extra Bonus Credits for actually visiting - and surviving?

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,15:37   

Louis, note how you're a separate category from "cognitively slow"...

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
nuytsia



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,17:06   

A variation of this this project is already underway...

I've been pitching in a few ideas into the mix.

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: May 27 2008,20:55   

Quote (Richardthughes @ May 27 2008,23:37)
Louis, note how you're a separate category from "cognitively slow"...

Careful there RTH you know he's *NOT* paranoid *NO REALLY REALLY*

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: May 28 2008,01:00   

Quote (nuytsia @ May 27 2008,17:06)
A variation of this this project is already underway...

I've been pitching in a few ideas into the mix.

Either the JAD or DAJ cards should have "Got that?  Write it down!"  on them.

ETA: Other than that, I'm just glad the cat wasn't sat on me when I read them - he's not a fan of me ROFLing.  Wonderful stuff!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: May 28 2008,03:04   

Quote (Richardthughes @ May 27 2008,21:37)
Louis, note how you're a separate category from "cognitively slow"...

I noticed, and like KE said, I just paranoidly assumed you were being EVEN MEANER! {dunh dunh duhhhhhHH!}

Just because one is paranoid does not mean that they are not out to get one.

Anyway, was a joke, innit. Even KE must have got that. Welllll I suppose that was a bit hasty. I HOPE even K.E. got that. I mean it is possible he got it after all. Hmmm I might have to bludgeon him about the head and neck with a clue by four.

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Back to the res: Like I said, it's a great idea.

I think PTET has a few of the categories we need. Personally I think that "Abject hypocrisy" needs to be there. You know, those people who deny the basics of modern biology and yet get their kids vaccinated and cry "Doctor" every time they stub a toe.

Intelligent Falling advocates who use planes could be another candidate. And don't tell me Intelligent Falling is a parody, I've read UD. ;-) (Or at least a thread about UD). Hell anyone that pulls relativist crapola to shore up their denial of reality falls into this category.

Too many categories would spoil the broth, so riffing on PTET's originals:

Terpitude (Moral): (I has a wide stance/male hookers and meth, Hovind in gaol because of tax evasion)

Age of the earth/universe: (It's thousands, no millions, no billions, who cares?)

Reality Denial: (HIV doesn't cause AIDS, from goo to you via the zoo)

Deceitfulness: (ID is all about the science. Anything by Kent Hovind)

Stupidity: (Do I really need to explain this?)

Hypocrisy: (Ted Haggard again,, UD advocating "free speech" and banning, well, everyone who exercises it)

Minority Hating: (If you can't hate teh gayz, then you ain't a chrisjun)

Fake Qualifications: (Too fucking stupid to get a real degree? We've got just the thing...)

Ability to Form Logically Coherent Argument: (obviously getting the lowest possible score here is needed!)

Religious Fervour/Religiosity: (Because I've seen Jesus Camp and I know that spazzing about speaking garbage and fondling snakes makes god real)

General Kookery: (Kent Hovind again. Der Gubmint is out to get us, quick form a militia)

Religious Fanaticism: (Can I get some more of that sweet, sweet Reconstructionist money because I want to reclaim the world for Jebus?)

Ok?

Louis

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