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Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,02:27   

AFDave kvetches some

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afdave



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,06:54   

kvetch \KVECH\, (Yiddish) verb: 1. To complain habitually. noun: 1. A complaint. 2. A habitual complainer.

So Wesley's comment could be re-written as ...

AFDave complains habitually some.

Hmmmm ... I wonder which it is?  "Some" or "habitually." Also, which part of the article is "complainy"?  It seems pretty matter-of-fact to me.  But I'm happy to modify it if it needs to be modified.  

And of course, if my comment here (and my other comments on other threads stay put and do not get moved to the Bathroom Wall, and I am allowed to start one new, narrow topic at a time (as other members are allowed to do), then fairness would dictate removal of the article in question, and replacement of the article with a very positive article on how open-minded Wesley and Steve truly are.

As you know, I plan to begin posting at the Dawkins forum and will refer to my personal blog often.  I would think the positive publicity that ATBC would receive from this would be desirable.

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k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,07:45   

AFD you slimy bugger, you're beginning to remind me of some petty bureaucrat from Kafka's The Trial, surreal and inexplicable.

You are truly a living testament to institutional religious insanity and Byzantine methods of self justification.

Good luck on Dawkins' blog I'm pretty sure you will be doing everyone, except creationists, a favor by posting there.
Any negative that Dawkins creates for atheists will be more than balanced out by your contributions.
Just think AFD now that Ted Haggard is out of the spotlight, a clown like you is sorely needed.

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Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,09:52   

What did you expect from 'AFDave' Dave Hawkins?  He spent the better part of a year and 11,000 posts lying, and quote-mining, and ignoring contradictory evidence, and evading the tough questions he couldn't answer.  In other words, he's your archtypical ignorant but arrogant YEC.  Do you think he'll suddenly develop an honest streak or a backbone on his own blog, where all comments that point out Dave's dishonesty are banned?

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Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,10:10   

Hawkins, you were barred from creating topics because you demonstrated that you could not be trusted to do so with good judgement. I have seen nothing that would change that assessment. Any topic opened by you here will be locked or deleted at my earliest convenience.

As for kvetching, even your appearance in this thread shows that you have answered your own question quite clearly.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,10:51   

Hey Dave, I hear Yiddish is Czech and Danish mixed!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,11:47   

Arden,

How very dare you! Yiddish is not Danish and Czech mixed. everyone knows it's a combination of a secret and little known 17th Century Romany dialect, Swahili and Urdu. I have evidence.

Louis

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,14:45   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 07 2007,11:47)
Arden,

How very dare you! Yiddish is not Danish and Czech mixed. everyone knows it's a combination of a secret and little known 17th Century Romany dialect, Swahili and Urdu. I have evidence.

Louis

Do 18,000 scientists agree with you?

I'm sure Esperanto fits into this somehow.

It totally figures that AFD would have to look up the definition of 'kvetch'.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,16:23   

Arden,

I don't need 18000 atheistofacistevilushunistcomminemuthafukka "scientosmographicians" to "agree" with me. I have EVIDENCE I tells ya.

Swahili vs Yiddish

Atheist vs God

Evolution vs Creation

Republican vs Communist

Esperanto vs God

And most damning of all:

ATBC vs AiG

The fact you evilushunists win proves there is an atheist anti-christian conspiracah trying to ban christimas and kill puppies and strangle kittens and shag little christian babies up the wrong 'un.

So there.

Esperanto is the work of Satan, I'm sure we can both agree on that.

Louis

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,18:00   

Re "atheistofacistevilushunistcomminemuthafukka "

The who whatting how with huh?



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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 07 2007,18:10   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 07 2007,16:23)
Arden,

I don't need 18000 atheistofacistevilushunistcomminemuthafukka "scientosmographicians" to "agree" with me. I have EVIDENCE I tells ya.

Swahili vs Yiddish

Atheist vs God

Evolution vs Creation

Republican vs Communist

Esperanto vs God

And most damning of all:

ATBC vs AiG

The fact you evilushunists win proves there is an atheist anti-christian conspiracah trying to ban christimas and kill puppies and strangle kittens and shag little christian babies up the wrong 'un.

So there.

Esperanto is the work of Satan, I'm sure we can both agree on that.

Louis

Lou:

This should silence you, ONCE AND FOR ALL. :angry:

I definitely agree with you about Esperanto.

Arden

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,04:46   

Arden,

Ah you see that's the problem with you evil god-hating, nun raping, Jesus bashers is that you have to lie and distort the TRUE ™ evidence to suit your wanton, church burning and ebola distributing needs. Here are the REAL FACTS and TRUTH ™ (Hallelujahgobble):

Louis vs Arden

ME vs Arden

And here is evidence proving I am at least a demigod and more than infallible.

So there. With knobs on.

Louis

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,10:16   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 08 2007,04:46)
Arden,

Ah you see that's the problem with you evil god-hating, nun raping, Jesus bashers is that you have to lie and distort the TRUE ™ evidence to suit your wanton, church burning and ebola distributing needs. Here are the REAL FACTS and TRUTH ™ (Hallelujahgobble):

Louis vs Arden

ME vs Arden

And here is evidence proving I am at least a demigod and more than infallible.

So there. With knobs on.

Louis

More than infallible? How does that work? You are so infallible, you can actually be wrong?

  
Russell



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,10:52   

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More than infallible? How does that work?
That's where not only is everything you say right, everything you even think is right.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,12:48   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 08 2007,04:46)
Arden,

Ah you see that's the problem with you evil god-hating, nun raping, Jesus bashers is that you have to lie and distort the TRUE ™ evidence to suit your wanton, church burning and ebola distributing needs. Here are the REAL FACTS and TRUTH ™ (Hallelujahgobble):

Louis vs Arden

ME vs Arden

And here is evidence proving I am at least a demigod and more than infallible.

So there. With knobs on.

Louis

Okay. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice.

This hurts me more than it hurts you. (LIE)

:angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,12:53   

Quote (Russell @ Jan. 08 2007,10:52)
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More than infallible? How does that work?
That's where not only is everything you say right, everything you even think is right.

Seemed apropos:

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I PICK THE GOD #### terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god #### Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god #### water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god #### uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of #### County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god #### visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god #### evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to #### for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."

(Tape runs out.)


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Trogdor



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,13:11   

Are you surprised that AFDave is whining? 11 000 posts where AFDave basked in the undeserved attention of people far more intelligent than he is. His toy got taken away and now he's having a tantrum.

  
Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,13:30   

Quote (Russell @ Jan. 08 2007,10:52)
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More than infallible? How does that work?
That's where not only is everything you say right, everything you even think is right.

Now I get it. A bit like DaveScot/Springer's Worldview about his self?

  
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,14:14   

what's remarkable, Arden, is that your affectation of Louis' name actually got almost 2 mill hits!

you know how badly you lose when it's a "fair fight".

also, I think my new handle kicks ass on my old one.

literally.

On the other hand...

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,16:00   

Arden and Icthyic,

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what's remarkable, Arden, is that your affectation of Louis' name actually got almost 2 mill hits!


Err yeah, that worried me too.

But back to the defeaterisation of you hideous god haters and  pet molesters.

Well Icthyic, if that is your REAL name, which obviously I think is actually "Satan's special fuck monkey" (based on my use of the Bible code, numerology and the latest output of David "Gitwizard" Blaine), the true results of your distorted google fight are thus.

Arden, I have consulted with good friend and Tard, David Scott Springer, All round Genius and Super Patent Bunny and he tells me that if I put your evil atheist fake lie evidence through the Almighty Dr Dembski's Explantorisery Flatulence Filter that the results are quite different.

Who's the homo now homo boy?

Arden is a homo, I love you Louis. Arden you're outta here -dt

{Fart}

Louis

P.S.Being more than infallible means that you are more infallible than my mother. Which is pretty freaking infallible I can tell you.

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,17:27   

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the true results of your distorted google fight are thus.


*ahem*
I beg to differ, Sir!

Googlefight is a proper noun, go check the website title if you find that unbelievable; technically, it is a reverse capitalized compound proper noun spelled thusly:  googleFight.

Used in the sentence describing the site itself:

"Make this fight with googleFight."

It's simply NOT called Google fight.

also note that this was taken from a previously existing entry under the subsection: "Funny fights", and I maintain the preservation of it indicates general acceptance of the terms involved.

*snap*

I hereby officially challenge your infallibility.

maybe "more than infallible" means, if the universe is in fact circular, that you have wrapped around the other end of infallibility and are somewhere on the "fallible" side again?

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I'd describe him as more of a litigious lagomorph.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,17:33   

Try it THIS way.:angry:

Bigger numbers equal bigger homoness. 18,000 scientists agree with me. I win again, homo.-dt :angry:

PS: I thought as much. -dt
:angry:

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,17:46   

Is that a magpie you're using as an avatar, there, Arden?

another question:

is homoness a word?

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"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,18:37   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Jan. 08 2007,14:14)
also, I think my new handle kicks ass on my old one.

Ah well, I liked your old one better.  


Your new one sounds, well, kinda fishy.   ;)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,19:04   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Jan. 08 2007,17:46)
Is that a magpie you're using as an avatar, there, Arden?


Yup.

 
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another question:

is homoness a word?

It felt right. Don't quibble with me as to whether it's a real word. I refuse to match your pathetic level of detail. :angry:

Besides, as a linguist, I get to decide whether something is a real word.  :p

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 08 2007,19:16   

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Yup.


why?

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Don't quibble with me as to whether it's a real word. I refuse to match your pathetic level of detail.


I can't argue with that response, as it is the penultimate response (all hail - Dembski is good for memorable responses, even if he isn't clever beyond measure).  I just thought if it wasn't, you know, a "real" word, you might want to enter it in the new word category.  Who knows, it could become as well used and widely known as "truthiness"...

:p

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 09 2007,06:14   

Bugger.

Arden and Icthyic, you have both stolen the lines I was going to come up with next. I was going to use "truthiness" and "pathetic level of detail". Dammit, I'll have to invent new tard. Oh and by the way, Arden, great use of "and your mum"! Like it.

{stretches neck and fingers}

Ok here goes, channel the tard, BE the tard....

[TARD]

Actually I don't accept your compound noun "googlefight" it is obviously a neologism invented purely to bring together two words in unholy union. Like gays, fags, homos, bum bandits and digger deviants.

I hate teh gays, and foreigners. Coming over here stealing our white heterosexual jobs and women, and making our children wear funny clothes and speak foreign.

I have evidence:

See

And as for "litigious lagomorphs" I've never encountered calumny so vile. You should be ashamed of yourself with aliteration like that. Using labio-dentals and all. It's tantamount to pornography. (Pronounced poh-nog-ruff-uh). I refuse to debase myself with that sort of wantonness and have reported you to the moderators and the President. Who I might add is a personal friend.

And if we're talking about mothers Arden, yours is less decent than mine.

Going further back

And yet further

Not only that but I'm afraid that less 18000 scientists agree with you than with me.

AND you are more of a homo than me (esp if you spell your name right)

[/TARD]

So lemme see now, I'll run back over my creato-tard checklist:

Not actually answering points. Check.
Ranting on irrelevant topic I actually care about. Check.
Providing pointless nonsense and claiming it is evidence. Check.

Three for three boys! Bow to the master.

I'm the only Master of the Tard around here. You're gone. Homo. -dt

{fart}

Louis

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 09 2007,15:35   

I'm bravely running away...

That tard wave was too large to surf!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 09 2007,16:21   

Icthyic,

Ok now my inner tard is confused. Running away has never happened before in the face of tard. How can I declare victory if you actually let me win?

Oh well

Louis

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 09 2007,16:33   

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How can I declare victory if you actually let me win?


bwahahaha!

my strategy worked!

I win!

...

*hits head with sneaker over and over*

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 10 2007,03:17   

Curses! Foiled again. I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling biologists. But I will have my revenge*. Oh yes, I will have my revenge**! Then you will rue this day. Well go on, start rueing!

Mwah ha ha***!

{Poof! Disappears in an Intelligent Designeresque puff of smoke}

Louis

*Pronounced Rewengy.

**Also pronounced Rewengy.

***Not pronounced Rewengy.

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