Joined: Jan. 2006
|Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Nov. 11 2007,11:31)|
I mean, happy birthday.
Or something, who cares, really?
I care. I care because Jebus tells me to care. If Jebus tells me not to care you suckers better watch out. Crazy Fool!
I pity the fool who doesn't love Jebus. I pity the fool.
P.S. I do not suck. Not for anything less than £10k*. I have my standards dontcherknow.
*This has been established due to several iterations of the pointless, juvenile and asinine college drinking conversation "Would you suck another guy's dick for £1000000?". My answer has always been yes because you can buy £500 worth of mouthwash, £4500 worth of therapy and walk away from the event with £995000, minty fresh breath and no memory of anything untoward. We worked out that £10k was the bare minmum because it's double the cost of the treatment. The main reason that this conversation was had with such confidence is that, at the time, none of my friends had £10k to spare, now I'd be more cautious and go back to the £1000000, some of my friends work in the City (i.e. finance etc), £10k is something they'd spend on a lunch for a laugh.