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bourgeois_rage Posts: 117 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2006,02:37    Slate is running a series now, where David Plotz, an ignoramus (his words), is reading the Bible and blogging his thoughts. His first installment is interesting. If you want to read it, click here. -------------- Overwhelming Evidence: Apply directly to the forehead.

jeannot Posts: 1201 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2006,11:03    It's quite funny. Quote Chapter 4 First murder—that didn't take long.

bourgeois_rage Posts: 117 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2006,03:03    Quote Anyway, back to Noah. Chapter 8 8:20 All the animals on earth except those on the ark have died. So, what's the first thing Noah does after landfall? He makes an animal sacrifice. -------------- Overwhelming Evidence: Apply directly to the forehead.

Tim Posts: 40 Joined: Sep. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2006,04:41    Quote But the chapter's not over. After the attempted mass gay rape, the father pimping, the urban devastation, uxorious saline murder, it looks like Lot and his daughters are finally safe. Funny stuff indeed!

bourgeois_rage Posts: 117 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2006,04:50    Quote (Not explained—why would Abimelech want to seduce Sarah, who is nearly 90 years old?) -------------- Overwhelming Evidence: Apply directly to the forehead.

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2006,05:13    I've been following it. It's very entertaining. Plotz is a reasonable guy, who assumed reasonable things about the bible, finally opened it up, and went Whoa! What's going on here?

Moses Posts: 2 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2006,12:35    Quote Chapter 9 9:9-17. God announces His first covenant with man, that He will never again destroy the earth with a flood. He doesn't rule out other catastrophes. (God, apparently, is the opposite of an insurance company. He offers flood protection, but no other coverage.) Funny stuff.

sir_toejam Posts: 846 Joined: April 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2006,13:06    Quote (God, apparently, is the opposite of an insurance company. He offers flood protection, but no other coverage.)   well, that proves it!  Robertson was right and the folks in New Orleans canceled their flood insurance policy with G.O.D. Inc.

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