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hochongs Posts: 3 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 26 2006,19:44    The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:05    Never run with a stick in your mouth. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:07    A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Russell Posts: 1082 Joined: April 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:53    It's like I always say, sometimes you never know. -------------- Must... not... scratch... mosquito bite.

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5286 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,00:17    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Unless you're really good friends. -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Roland Anderson Posts: 51 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,03:38    Always keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat cream well separated in your bathroom cabinet.

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,04:25    "Fundies Say The Darndest Things." and a whole website to prove that. This particular one that I linked ain't one of the girls' trolls, but I believe y'all will really like it.  It involves evolutionists, apes, dinosaurs and aliens. What more could you ask for?  It's like the Grand Unified Theory of Tard. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,08:11    respect others' will to be wierd and you get double bonus points in heaven. (I just mad it up but it sounds good to me) -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 02 2007,02:08    At the country club, it's acceptable to prick your finger, but bad form to finger your prick. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 03 2007,03:14    Oh, you can finger. Just don't fist. -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

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