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hochongs



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 26 2006,19:44   

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

  
keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:05   

Never run with a stick in your mouth.

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And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number.  -- Joe G

Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

  
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:07   

A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Russell



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 30 2006,21:53   

It's like I always say, sometimes you never know.

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Must... not... scratch... mosquito bite.

  
Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,00:17   

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.



Unless you're really good friends.

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"Science is what got us to the humble place we’re at, and what hard-won progress we might realize comes from science, with ID completely flaccid, religious apologetics bitching from the sidelines." - Eigenstate at UD

  
Roland Anderson



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,03:38   

Always keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat cream well separated in your bathroom cabinet.

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,04:25   

"Fundies Say The Darndest Things."

and a whole website to prove that.

This particular one that I linked ain't one of the girls' trolls, but I believe y'all will really like it.  It involves evolutionists, apes, dinosaurs and aliens.

What more could you ask for?  It's like the Grand Unified Theory of Tard.

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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. -carlsonjok -deprecated
I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman -Wolfhound

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 31 2006,08:11   

respect others' will to be wierd and you get double bonus points in heaven.
(I just mad it up but it sounds good to me)

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 02 2007,02:08   

At the country club, it's acceptable to prick your finger, but bad form to finger your prick.

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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 03 2007,03:14   

Oh, you can finger. Just don't fist.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
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