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Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,09:16    afDave, please prove to me that Mr Potato head did not create the world and universe.  In fact, show me scientifically that mr Potato Head is not in fact God. Be prepared to show your work.  Thank you. -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

Rilke's Granddaughter Posts: 311 Joined: Jan. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,09:19    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ May 03 2006,14:16) afDave, please prove to me that Mr Potato head did not create the world and universe.  In fact, show me scientifically that mr Potato Head is not in fact God. Be prepared to show your work.  Thank you. Silly Mr. Christopher; we know it was Mrs. Potatohead.

Henry J Posts: 5760 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,09:29    Nonsense. It was turtles all the way down.

Ved Posts: 398 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,09:54    Sorry for the threadjack, but I have a quick question for him as well: afdave, If you had a time machine, would you go back to the first century and save Jesus' life?

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,09:59    I would go back and save his life. Jabbering street preachers are human beings and don't deserve to die. But if it were a choice between saving jesus and killing Stalin or Hitler, I'd definitely do the latter.

bourgeois_rage Posts: 117 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,10:03    Heck if you had a time machine, maybe you could go and kidnap Hitler, and substitute him for Jesus. Then put Jesus, a jew, in charge of Nazi Germany. things would have been much better there. Of course everyone would be saying praise Hitler because he would have gotten all the credit or Jesus' work. And people will believe whatever they want to believe, so the Chrisitans will still think Jesus/Hitler was God and he died for our sins. It's a win-win situation. Oh and afdave, when are you going to present your evidence? Oh tomorrow? -------------- Overwhelming Evidence: Apply directly to the forehead.

C.J.O'Brien Posts: 395 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,10:11    Oh, he already did. It consisted of the anthropic principle, and some quotes from Behe and Denton. I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. Quick! Somebody get me a snake! -------------- The is the beauty of being me- anything that any man does I can understand. --Joe G

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,10:22    Quote (Henry J @ May 03 2006,14:29) Nonsense. It was turtles all the way down. Oh, you heathen, you. Everyone knows it's potatoes all the way down. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Wonderpants Posts: 115 Joined: Sep. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,10:37    Repent lest you burn in a pan of overdone pasta for all eternity, for the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes to smite all those who follow Mr Potato Head. -------------- Fundamentalism in a nutshell: "There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2006,11:20    Quote Oh, you heathen, you. Everyone knows it's potatoes all the way down. In honor of this, I'm having some Communion Pringles tonight.

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