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Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2006,20:51   

Testing...

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argystokes



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2006,21:12   

BOH-RING!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2006,21:53   

And again I say testing who? Who is this topic meant to test? On what subject? Was there homework? No one said there was going to be a test! I haven't studied! Oh no I'm going to fail and end up like AFD or GoP! Oh the humanity! Won't someone think of the children etc

Louis

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Flint



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2006,04:08   

So did it pass?

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2006,11:01   

TESTING? Oh shit, I haven't attended all semester and I forgot to drop the class! AND I'm sitting in the lecture hall in my underwear! AAAIIIIIIEEEEE! ! !

[wake up here]

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2006,22:06   

Arden,

Seems like we had similar "undergrad diminished responsibility syndrome" (Udders for short)!

Tragic stuff Udders. Ruined the careers of many fine drinkers. Luckily for me I overcame my Udders with help from above. Yes, Brothers and Sisters, I saw the light. I was helped by those on high, praise and glory be!

One night, terrible Udders sufferer that I was, I passed out on the floor of the student union bar, and lo, from a beam of light shining upon me came a booming voice:

"Louis!" it said.

"Louis! Get up you useless bastard! You haven't finished your pint."

And verily I did heed the voice of the club captain and I finished my pint. I took full responsibility for my drinking career and never left a half finished pint again. I could walk into lectures with my head held high, sometimes as early as 4pm in the morning! I played rugby better, my hair was glossier and my nose wet and cold. I was in fine fettle.

Let this be a warning to you all. Never leave a pint unfinished. Drinking your full pint and standing the glass on your head whilst singing about women's genetalia in an increasingly inaccurate and unlikely manner is the responsibility of every rugby player. That responsibility must be undertaken seriously, and with no giggling or falling over. Remember, a pint is not just for Friday night, if carefully topped up with two parts gin and one part bitter on a regular basis it can last your through at least two liver transplants.

The liver is evil. It must be punished.

Louis

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2006,22:35   

You should put that to music and make it into a pub song, Louis.

classic.

great way to end the posting evening.

OY!

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bourgeois_rage



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2006,02:08   

Louis, is that from a movie or something? It is brilliant! We used to sing rugby songs back in college.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2006,07:04   

No BR, it's not from a movie (as far as I remember! ). It's from my exceedingly naughty undergrad days. Thanks though!

Louis

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MidnightVoice



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2006,11:27   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 18 2006,12:04)
No BR, it's not from a movie (as far as I remember! ). It's from my exceedingly naughty undergrad days. Thanks though!

Louis

Sounds awfully familiar.  Just like the Union bar  :D

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mcc



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2006,18:15   

It didn't work.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2006,19:54   

MidnightVoice,

Oh I'm certain it's not my own personal original comment! I just remember it being regularly used in my checkered past.

Which union bar did the damage to you? Mine was the Redfern.

Louis

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