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Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,10:16    my network of spies have alerted me to the possibility of Dembski stepping down as liar in chief for Jebus. With his departure will come an overhaul of UD, and currently we have three editors pitching their new vibe: 1) DaveScot's Unscientific American Dave will expand UD into more general science bashing / denying: How would you falsify a moon landing? Roswell - message from the designer? Perpetual motion machines: what secrets are "Big Oil" hiding? Make your own tinfoil hat guide. Most folks would be scared that "the man" / the Illuminati / the NSA would "close them down", but Dave's got 2 days of combat training, 2 years of cheesypoofs and an Immobile Floating Command Center. 2) Sal Cordova's Design in Genesis This will basically be Answers in Genesis with a 'find and replace' for "God / Designer". Sal will host educational films by Hanna Barbera and stumble around scientific issues he doesn't understand without the help of 'experts' before he comes to the conclusion: "Wow, just like the bible says". 3) Denyse O'Leary: Post Dembski : The Myndless twat (PS buy my book!) Using her unique narrative style that makes you want to take a spork to your eyeballs, Denyse will talk about herself in the third person. Each week her guest speaker, Strawman, will argue the consequences of Darwinism and Evilution. When not hawking her shoite books or 17 other blogs, she will argue against naturalism. But does she *really* think that, or is she being manipulated by a disembodied telic entity using undetectable zero wavelength radiation? cast you votes now for UD:AD! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,10:44    That's my Dembster: out of the pool the minute he spies a vacant beach chair. Myself, I'm a big believer in stepping aside and letting the next generation take over. GilDodgen could write the Complexity Sonata. TroutMAC certainly deserves to be the big fish in an only slightly larger pond. WinglesS could spread his. Um. Wings, I meant. And then there's merry Joseph. And Jehu. "J- who?" -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,11:09    Quote (Kristine @ April 09 2007,10:44) That's my Dembster: out of the pool the minute he spies a vacant beach chair. Myself, I'm a big believer in stepping aside and letting the next generation take over. GilDodgen could write the Complexity Sonata. TroutMAC certainly deserves to be the big fish in an only slightly larger pond. WinglesS could spread his. Um. Wings, I meant. And then there's merry Joseph. And Jehu. "J- who?" Gil is a twat. the "AI" in his checkers program looks to be indexed lookup tables. *Shakes fist* -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,11:11    What about Richard's new Girlfreind FTK? She's been "testing us out" recently, to see if we are a "good fit".    Even though this has been outside the bonds of Holy Matrimony, and it's like she's cheating on DaveScot, it's good training for her and a chance to ahem, "show us what she's got". She has also showed a saucy little leaning and longing for the old "girl-on-girl" thing with Kristine, so she's got that going for her... Although her "earlier body of work" has been totally trashed and discredited by Albatrosity2, she is trying to show the Demsker and the DI/ID puppet-masters that She Alone has the Balls to Take On the Atheistic Godless Hordes.  (Hey!  That's us!) Bottome line:  FTK has DaveTard wrapped around her finger, Sal doesn't even know what a finger can be used for, and TroutMac, Jay-Who et al just don't have the smarts to handle it.   My money's on FTK in this race. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,11:18    Nah. The smart money is on Sal "I love the lies, me" Cordova. After all he's an IDEAs man. Louis -------------- Bye.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,11:30    Do you think we'll get treated to a Nixon-like "You Won't Have Dembski To Kick Around" Speech (Post)? A sobbing, sorrowful Bill to sooth our savage breasts? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,12:01    I don't doubt that they will find some willing IDiot to run UD; all of the candidates mentioned so far would be up to that task... The real question is "What Will Dembski Do?", or WWDD, for short. I think he probably is in line to be the next Attorney General once Gonzales hits the road. Lord knows they could use some intelligent designers in Shrub's administration. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,13:02    Watching the slow, attenuated decay of UD, I'm reminded of an HL Mencken quote where he described some national political convention he was attending as possessing something like the horrible fascination of watching "a fancy dress ball among the inmates of a home for the retarded". (I really wish I could find the actual quote. I think it might have been cited in something Hunter S Thompson wrote. If anyone out there has the citation, let me know.) -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,14:53    Underwhelming Posting From Overwhelming Evidence From today's Screenshot: Brilliant research 4 days 5 hours ago Yes I agree, 4 days 8 hours ago I wish I had invented it! 4 days 10 hours ago temporo-spacial anomaly on Noah's Ark: fascinating 5 days 5 min ago (Off Topic): What technologies did pre-noahic people have? 5 days 5 hours ago I don't think the Bible contradicts the existence of cavemen 6 days 2 hours ago Ugh! Ugh! 6 days 6 hours ago Qunitilis is right 6 days 10 hours ago We need to put faith back into science... 1 week 10 hours ago My dad once hired a plumber who worked in a faith-based manner 1 week 1 day ago If Dembski wants to retire, I think I know a place where it's nice and quit and peaceful... Now I have to go read what they unenlightened are posting about cavemen... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,15:11    http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....vidence shoitehawks. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

MidnightVoice Posts: 380 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,15:44    Arden: "....the most inspiring thought I bumped into last year was the concept of JUBILEE 2000 a call to cancel third world debts going into the next millennium and to give crippled nations a chance to get up off their knees and walk again. ...Without a real commitment to do something about the dire circumstances of a third of the population of the planet, all new year's eve 99 will amount to is an up drawbridge scenario, a fancy dress ball at the castle where we all play louis 14 pissing across a moat of champagne on the poor." Bono, lead singer of U2 ?? -------------- If I fly the coop some time And take nothing but a grip With the few good books that really count It's a necessary trip I'll be gone with the girl in the gold silk jacket The girl with the pearl-driller's hands

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,16:30    Quote (Richardthughes @ April 09 2007,15:11) http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....vidence shoitehawks. Priceless.  Time to add another wing to the National Museum of Tard. Now if only they could find some peers to review this, they'd be able to increase the number of peer-reviewed ID publications to, um, hang on while I check... 1. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,17:07    Quote (JohnW @ April 09 2007,15:30) Quote (Richardthughes @ April 09 2007,15:11) http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....vidence shoitehawks. Priceless.  Time to add another wing to the National Museum of Tard. Now if only they could find some peers to review this, they'd be able to increase the number of peer-reviewed ID publications to, um, hang on while I check... 1.[ Did you check out that last peer? John A Davison It's got the JAD stamperooo! So, where is my little Dembster-diver fundertaker goin'? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Doc Bill Posts: 1039 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,17:46    UD hasn't had any "intelligent design" discussions in years. It's all Christian apologetics, Darwinism is bad and crank de jour. It could be that the Dembster is more concerned about getting a paycheck from his Bible College than he is about being an ID huckster. Could it be that his new masters who control the pursestrings have offered young Bill a moment of reflection?  This is your bank account with UD (zero), and this is your bank account sans UD (salary).

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,20:23    Quote (Richardthughes @ April 09 2007,15:11) http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....vidence shoitehawks. I don't know who these girls are, but I want to let everyone know Kansas City is a nice place.  Please come visit us.  Sure we have AFDave, but, um, well, there's nothing to be done about that. On a better note, those girls looked okay in sparkly dresses and ftk assures us that fundies have better sex. </kansascity_visitors_and_convention_bureau> -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 09 2007,20:35    Quote (Richardthughes @ April 09 2007,10:16) my network of spies have alerted me to the possibility of Dembski stepping down as liar in chief for Jebus. "Apres moi, le deluge . . . . . . " -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

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