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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: May 14 2006,14:13   

nice bit just then
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Flanders: "They're teaching evolution is true even though there's nothing about it in the bible!"
Rev. Lovejoy: "Ned, you've gotta take this thing with a grain of salt. I mean, come on."

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: May 14 2006,14:20   

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marge: what's wrong dear?
Lisa: they're making us learn 'creation theory' in school. today we had a test, and every answer was "God did it."

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: May 14 2006,17:57   

"Now Lisa's the Ralph!"

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 14 2006,18:02   

"Bambi, who set the forest fire and killed your mother? Evolution? Oh, that's horrible!"

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
GCT



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(Permalink) Posted: May 15 2006,01:25   

I liked how they didn't just go with "Evilution" but added the "D" in there for "Devilution."

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 15 2006,01:32   

"We want you to teach alternatives to evolution."
"You mean like Lamarckian evolution?"

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: May 15 2006,07:32   

Bart: "According to Creationism, there WERE no cavemen!"

Homer: "Good riddance! Their drawings suck and they look like hippies!"

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
PuckSR



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(Permalink) Posted: May 15 2006,07:40   

"We want you to teach alternatives to Darwinian evolution"
"You mean Lamarkian evolution?"

You missed the best part of the joke....
IDists and Creationists constantly refer to Darwinian...
They dont realize that this distinction is unnecessary unless a competing theory of evolution exists(i.e. Lamarkian)...
another example would be Newtonian vs. Einsteinian physics

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 15 2006,08:30   

Quote (PuckSR @ May 15 2006,12:40)
"We want you to teach alternatives to Darwinian evolution"
"You mean Lamarkian evolution?"

You missed the best part of the joke....
IDists and Creationists constantly refer to Darwinian...
They dont realize that this distinction is unnecessary unless a competing theory of evolution exists(i.e. Lamarkian)...
another example would be Newtonian vs. Einsteinian physics

Good catch.  I was going off memory...faulty memory apparently.

  
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