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Date: 2006/06/17 18:19:41, Link
Author: Zarquon
Calling DS "Otto" just seems so appropriate somehow.


   Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
   Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
   Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!

Date: 2006/06/29 21:17:49, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (pzmyers @ June 29 2006,21:22)
I am now inspired to become Emperor of the World.

Well what else are you going to do with an army of genetically modified zebrafish?

Date: 2006/09/24 10:22:19, Link
Author: Zarquon
Why not wear the uniform of the church-burnin' ebola boys?

Date: 2006/09/26 00:07:19, Link
Author: Zarquon
damnit! that reminds me.  when am i gonna get mine?

That's what you get for contracting with the EAC.

Date: 2006/11/20 18:37:23, Link
Author: Zarquon
Wow, now JAD has shown up at Larry's blog in this post's comments

Date: 2006/11/23 02:14:51, Link
Author: Zarquon
Is VMartin the same dork who was trolling as "Michael Martin" on the Pandas Thumb?

Date: 2007/01/16 00:37:27, Link
Author: Zarquon

Date: 2007/01/17 21:12:39, Link
Author: Zarquon
Richardthughes: 5IVE TIMES


Date: 2007/02/28 03:33:39, Link
Author: Zarquon
I googled "sextor" too and found this. What a player.

Must be a Collingwood fan.

Date: 2007/04/24 04:34:59, Link
Author: Zarquon
Call your magazine the World Wide Journal of Design - that'd be a really sciencey abbreviation.

Date: 2007/05/12 17:53:59, Link
Author: Zarquon
The question is not whether Santa is real, it's whether you can teach "Intelligent Arrival" of presents.

Date: 2007/05/25 22:05:06, Link
Author: Zarquon
With thanks to Denialism and Stranger Fruit for the idea, here's my LOLcordova:

Date: 2007/06/13 05:11:32, Link
Author: Zarquon


Date: 2007/06/26 07:14:09, Link
Author: Zarquon


Registrant's address:
       PO Box 666
       Ichthus Christos
       JC35 0AD

Postcode puts them just near Royston Vasey.

Date: 2007/07/05 02:54:41, Link
Author: Zarquon
Page 555!

Only 3354 posts to get to Page 666.

Date: 2007/07/06 17:52:03, Link
Author: Zarquon
Looks like Orac has been trolled by H. Blavatsky at Overwhelming Evidence.

I hope he Has A Nice Day  :)

Date: 2007/08/25 17:03:45, Link
Author: Zarquon
Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day
when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."

But The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All

If you do Blackadder, you've got to do Pratchett. It's in the Rules

Date: 2007/09/30 19:28:12, Link
Author: Zarquon
Teaching about ID wastes the class's time, and there's not enough of that anyway.
If you discuss ID in a philosophy of science class, that's a waste of time too. It's better to teach the history of science, at least people were arguing about phlogiston in good faith. There's nothing honest about ID, it's a deliberate attempt to deceive.

Date: 2007/09/30 20:00:21, Link
Author: Zarquon

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...

by John Cooper Clarke
Sometimes this just needs to be said.

Date: 2007/11/21 18:21:22, Link
Author: Zarquon
Sorry Wes,

The University of Monash

It's (General Sir John) Monash University. Named after this bloke.
Seeing it written your way makes me wince.

Date: 2007/12/25 04:49:11, Link
Author: Zarquon
merry c-mas doodz

(edited to fix URL)

Date: 2008/01/19 00:10:35, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (Kristine @ Jan. 19 2008,10:47)
People like me are called "Straddlers"


I bet you say that to all the boys.

Date: 2008/01/24 02:08:33, Link
Author: Zarquon

Date: 2008/01/28 19:23:21, Link
Author: Zarquon
Somebody understands cricket
Understanding cricket

(via Cosmic Variance)

Date: 2008/02/05 19:29:23, Link
Author: Zarquon
There is NO difference between William Dempski and Eugenie Scott in regard to their philosophical beliefs corresponding to their scientific inferences.

Of course there fucking is. Dembski doesn't have any scientific inferences. He's just another scamming preacher.

edited: spelling

Date: 2008/02/10 20:41:53, Link
Author: Zarquon

I can has morels?

Date: 2008/02/10 22:30:22, Link
Author: Zarquon
Edit: I regret I made the reference, and I apologise for any offence caused by anyone who read the previous message.

Date: 2008/02/21 15:57:24, Link
Author: Zarquon
To tell the truth, I think in less than five years you two will soon be treated as the next Einsteins.

What, dead with their brains sliced into small sections?

Date: 2008/02/27 21:07:55, Link
Author: Zarquon
Lenny's hanging out in if you need a fix. He seems to have lost his pizza guy, though.

Date: 2008/03/17 05:41:47, Link
Author: Zarquon
Scottish women rugby players? They're so butch the Scotsmen wear the skirts.

Date: 2008/03/24 20:36:53, Link
Author: Zarquon
I'll go back and sleep with their mother 9 months before they were born.

"DaveTard I AM your father"


Date: 2008/04/16 17:46:22, Link
Author: Zarquon
27000 = 3 x 3 x 3 x1000 = Trinity**3 * 1000

I'm holier than thou!

Date: 2008/04/18 07:09:21, Link
Author: Zarquon
Which one of those isn't totally rubbish?

wait for it....

the round one on the right!

Date: 2008/04/18 20:59:55, Link
Author: Zarquon
Now he looks like Baldrick.  :p

Date: 2008/04/25 22:03:02, Link
Author: Zarquon
Page numbers are now distinct! Thanks be to FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster or Finite State Machine, take your pick)

Date: 2008/04/27 03:28:38, Link
Author: Zarquon
The font changed. It must have been something cached in my browser/xfs, because it's changed back again.
Oh well.

Date: 2008/05/01 06:22:09, Link
Author: Zarquon

Oh, give me at least one fang, please.

Fangs for the mammaries?

Date: 2008/05/06 02:47:36, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (jnewl @ May 06 2008,15:28)
Darwin didn't come to his theory by way of experimentation and falsification and all of that.

This is simply not true.

Date: 2008/05/06 21:11:06, Link
Author: Zarquon
sorry, off-topic.

Date: 2008/05/06 23:27:02, Link
Author: Zarquon
He's trying to be "clever" and pretend UnReasonable Kansans in the title means Josh Rosenau not Fancies the Knobgobblers

Date: 2008/05/08 00:09:21, Link
Author: Zarquon
That's not the honeymoon is over, this is the honeymoon is over.

Date: 2008/06/04 21:17:43, Link
Author: Zarquon
Anyway, the Bible promotes bestiality if you are a literalist

Your eyes are doves behind your veil.
     Your hair is as a flock of goats,
     That descend from Mount Gilead.  

4:2 Your teeth are like a newly shorn flock,
     Which have come up from the washing,
     Where every one of them has twins.

Date: 2008/06/07 04:49:42, Link
Author: Zarquon
Uh oh, you're using evidence. That trick never works!

Date: 2008/06/08 07:02:32, Link
Author: Zarquon
Oh no. Now some old computer fuddy-duddy will come along and point out that mc is a clone of the Norton Commander that ran on MSDOS.

Couldn't you just write a bunch of perl scripts?

Edited: this is a reply to no longer existing post 110745

Date: 2008/06/12 00:53:53, Link
Author: Zarquon
People get the hots for  Vox because his Dad's a loony  criminal and that makes him dangerous to know.

Date: 2008/06/23 18:12:40, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (JohnW @ June 23 2008,18:03)
No beer money?

For someone going to a Creationism conference? No one could afford that.

Date: 2008/07/06 04:27:41, Link
Author: Zarquon
Creationists are even less credible.

Date: 2008/07/06 04:27:41, Link
Author: Zarquon
Creationists are even less credible.

Date: 2008/07/06 20:22:23, Link
Author: Zarquon
Tard outreach. Just what the world needed.

Date: 2008/07/06 20:22:23, Link
Author: Zarquon
Tard outreach. Just what the world needed.

Date: 2008/07/07 06:12:08, Link
Author: Zarquon
Anyway, speaking as we were of bunnies...

Date: 2008/07/10 23:36:24, Link
Author: Zarquon
I always knew Bob stood for Bottom-o-bottom.

Date: 2008/07/16 18:11:35, Link
Author: Zarquon
Post your credit card details first, then see what happens.

Date: 2008/08/21 20:38:59, Link
Author: Zarquon

Date: 2008/08/28 22:20:22, Link
Author: Zarquon
termites and ink

Date: 2008/09/23 23:00:36, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 24 2008,03:55)

I expect we'll see that in the weeks ahead. I specifically expect to hear the UDers add that Obama's

1) a crypto-Muslim

(via Pharyngula)

Date: 2009/01/13 02:28:39, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (stevestory @ Jan. 13 2009,12:22)
I don't know of enough interesting sites to read on a day when I don't have much to do. So I'll ask everybody here what sites you go to most frequently or find most informative.

Try Sadly, No! for others working in the mining of the stoopid.

Date: 2009/01/22 15:44:15, Link
Author: Zarquon
Does Daniel worship this?

Date: 2009/04/14 18:48:36, Link
Author: Zarquon
Sadly, No

Date: 2009/06/06 06:09:19, Link
Author: Zarquon
I knew the good times would never last.

Date: 2009/06/08 04:17:27, Link
Author: Zarquon
Louis Savain spent years trolling sci.physics. He's one of the reasons for the crackpot index in the first place.

Date: 2009/07/21 17:48:00, Link
Author: Zarquon
It's someone with a beard, so it isn't Dawkins. Dan Dennett?

Date: 2009/07/30 15:56:36, Link
Author: Zarquon
Umm, he's right.

Date: 2009/09/07 03:30:50, Link
Author: Zarquon

Ringneck parrot in my front yard.

Date: 2009/12/06 01:23:00, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (Doc Bill @ Dec. 06 2009,11:49)
So what's a Danni?

Date: 2010/03/14 19:14:53, Link
Author: Zarquon
Is someone going to ask Joe which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?

Date: 2010/04/04 23:06:59, Link
Author: Zarquon
No, they're really sporing.

Date: 2010/06/07 18:33:54, Link
Author: Zarquon
And while we're on the subject, why do his legs reach all the way down to the ground?  You materialists don't have an answer for that, do you?

If his legs were too short he'd fall over. It's Darwinism all the way down.

Date: 2010/08/01 04:33:37, Link
Author: Zarquon
And Lord's belongs to the MCC, So God is an Englishman.

Date: 2011/11/29 18:55:29, Link
Author: Zarquon
You guys post reams and reams of homophobic bullshit e.g. "HOMO" and sexist crap and you are complaining about the tone on Pharyngula?. Get your own fucking house in order, then complain.

Date: 2011/11/30 04:22:42, Link
Author: Zarquon  
ETA: Although I think a comparison with Stormfront might be more apt.


Date: 2011/11/30 04:34:56, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 30 2011,11:06)
You mean sexist like plastic toy bunnies sexist? Yeah....

Plastic toy bunnies that wear pants and a skirt...

Plastic toy bunnies that speak in pink and blue word balloons...

Plastic toy bunnies where one (guess which?) is a mindless fanatic, and the other (guess which?) is the calm voice of reason...

Date: 2011/11/30 16:18:52, Link
Author: Zarquon
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 30 2011,20:58)
Quote (Zarquon @ Nov. 30 2011,05:34)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 30 2011,11:06)
You mean sexist like plastic toy bunnies sexist? Yeah....

Plastic toy bunnies that wear pants and a skirt...

Plastic toy bunnies that speak in pink and blue word balloons...

Plastic toy bunnies where one (guess which?) is a mindless fanatic, and the other (guess which?) is the calm voice of reason...

Plastic toy bunnies that, as far as I can tell, have not been genitally inspected.

Don't be so fucking disingenuous Lou. Even a three year old knows what that bunny setup means.

The rest of your comment is just irrelevant.