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Date: 2007/05/29 07:32:42, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Dinosaurs fossils were planted by Satan to throw us on the wrong track, and away from the Lord.  "Dinosaurs" never roamed the earth, and they never breathed.  They only exist in the fossil state.  Do not let Satan lead you away from the unaissailable truth the the Bible, which is God's unfaillible word.

Genesis 15:9
"So the LORD said to him, "Bring me a heifer, a goat and a ram, each three years old, along with a dove and a young pigeon."

Date: 2007/05/29 07:48:58, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Both Evolution and Intelligent Designs are tests of Faith.

There is no need for Intelligent Design since the word of God is in the Bible, and no one knows what happened better than God, especially since none of us were present for the first 6 days of creation.  

Why do we need a theory like Intelligent Design?  It's just a sugar-coated idea to pull the wool over the eyes of satanic secularists, and yes, a weapon of choice in a political agenda.

True believers, that is, those that will rise when the end comes, rather than rot as ashes for eternity, need not Intelligent Design not Evolution.

They read the Bible.  The Bible does not mention Intelligent Design, therefore, Intelligent Design does not exist.  Only God exists, and his word.

Genesis 31:38
"I have been with you for twenty years now. Your sheep and goats have not miscarried, nor have I eaten rams from your flocks."

Date: 2007/05/29 07:52:44, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Quote (Frodosh @ Mar. 15 2006,05:40)
Evolution may well have been god's way of designing.

That is not possible.  For it if were true, it would be clearly stated in the Bible, which is the word of the true God himself.  It takes a man much vanity to argue with its God.  Surely, Satan is pleased.

Leviticus 5:7
" 'If he cannot afford a lamb, he is to bring two doves or two young pigeons to the LORD as a penalty for his sin—one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering."

Date: 2007/05/29 07:56:18, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Great link.  Good reading.  God bless.

Leviticus 5:11
" 'If, however, he cannot afford two doves or two young pigeons, he is to bring as an offering for his sin a tenth of an ephah of fine flour for a sin offering. He must not put oil or incense on it, because it is a sin offering."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:01:39, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
I must say I am in COMPLETE agreement with Lenny Flank.  ID'ers are once again grasping at straws, and misleading Christians.  They are seriously deluded.  There is only a single conclusion that can be reached, that is, they are pursuing a political agenda and have no regard for the truth, which is that there is no "Intelligent Design" since it is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible.

Leviticus 12:5-7
"If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding.

When the days of her purification for a son or daughter are over, she is to bring to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting a year-old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a dove for a sin offering. He shall offer them before the LORD to make atonement for her, and then she will be ceremonially clean from her flow of blood.

These are the regulations for the woman who gives birth to a boy or a girl."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:04:57, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
I have a problem with the agenda that your so-called "peers" are carrying out as part and parcel of their review process.  Clearly they are biased and easily led by the sweet voice of Satan.

Leviticus 12:5-7  
"If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding.

When the days of her purification for a son or daughter are over, she is to bring to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting a year-old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a dove for a sin offering. 7 He shall offer them before the LORD to make atonement for her, and then she will be ceremonially clean from her flow of blood.

These are the regulations for the woman who gives birth to a boy or a girl."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:14:26, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
I am curious to know what you feel about Young Earth Creationism.

I personally think that any consideration that leads us away from the literal word of the Bible is a form of satanism.

Please share your thoughts.  Great bunch of people here, you are all awesome, and open minded.  I am really glad I found this place.

Luke 2:23-25
"(as it is written in the Law of the Lord, "Every firstborn male is to be consecrated to the Lord"[a]), and to offer a sacrifice in keeping with what is said in the Law of the Lord: "a pair of doves or two young pigeons."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:16:48, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Thank you Lenny, you truly are an inspiration.

Numbers 19:5
"While he watches, the heifer is to be burned—its hide, flesh, blood and offal."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:18:39, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Thank you, thank you.  You are like a one-man cruisade against the Satan-led ID'ers.  

Numbers 19:6
"The priest is to take some cedar wood, hyssop and scarlet wool and throw them onto the burning heifer."

Date: 2007/05/29 08:21:57, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Satan is clearly everywhere.  What a sad state of affairs.

Numbers 19:9
"A man who is clean shall gather up the ashes of the heifer and put them in a ceremonially clean place outside the camp. They shall be kept by the Israelite community for use in the water of cleansing; it is for purification from sin."

Date: 2007/05/29 14:14:45, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
The Bible is silent on this issue, but logic dictates they must have been planted at or near the time of the creation of the Earth.  I do not think the Lord Almighty would plant the dinosaur fossils AFTER allowing Adam and Eve to settle, for his activities might have been conspicuous.  However, since God is omnipotent, it is possible that the fossils were planted later on, sight unseen, and evidence of the planted fossils covered up.

Upon serious consideration of your question, I would have to say that it can go either way.

Hebrews 9:13
"The blood of goats and bulls and the ashes of a heifer sprinkled on those who are ceremonially unclean sanctify them so that they are outwardly clean."

Date: 2007/05/29 14:22:07, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
There is always an answer to be found in the Holy Scriptures.

This verse suggests that the excrements might have been burned.  How did the ark not burst aflame?  Perhaps the rain prevented the fire to spread, since the wood was presumably water-logged.

1 Kings 14:10
"Because of this, I am going to bring disaster on the house of Jeroboam. I will cut off from Jeroboam every last male in Israel—slave or free. I will burn up the house of Jeroboam as one burns dung, until it is all gone."

OR they might have used a litter box system as evidence by this revealing verse:

Deuteronomy 23:13
"As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement."

OR it might have been recycled to cook some food for the human or animal occupants:

Ezekiel 4:12
"Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel."

Well, at least the excrement from the pair of cows:

Ezekiel 4:15
"Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement."

Date: 2007/05/29 14:27:35, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Please be indulgent, I have OCD.  The Bible quote is a requirement.  I'll try to make them more relevent with all due respects, I do not wish to offend.

Genesis 40:15
"For I was forcibly carried off from the land of the Hebrews, and even here I have done nothing to deserve being put in a dungeon."

Date: 2007/05/29 14:30:33, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
So you are saying that it comes down to "science" against the Word of God in the Holy Bible?

Acts 3:17
"Now, brothers, I know that you acted in ignorance, as did your leaders."

Date: 2007/05/29 14:32:56, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
I don't believe "Xenu" is mentioned in the Bible.  What is "Xenu?"

Esther 1:1
"This is what happened during the time of Xerxes, the Xerxes who ruled over 127 provinces stretching from India to Cush"

Date: 2007/05/29 14:36:35, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
I quite believe that animal diapers are not mentioned.  But if you read my post above, you would realize that they would not be necessary.  Diapers would only work if the ark had subtantial laundering facilities, and there is no mention of God asking Noah to include a coin-operated laundromat.

The closest I could find is this:

Isaiah 36:12
"But the commander replied, "Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the men sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own filth and drink their own urine?"

Date: 2007/05/29 14:44:14, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Indeed.

Isaiah 66:17
"Those who consecrate and purify themselves to go into the gardens, following the one in the midst of those who eat the flesh of pigs and rats and other abominable things—they will meet their end together," declares the LORD."

Date: 2007/05/29 15:17:45, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
That is a most excellent observation, you are pointing out that I didn't think things through.  But still, there could be two interpretations.

(1) God planted the fossils as a test of Faith.
(2) Satan planted the fossils to mislead us to fill up Hell with ever burning souls.

Whichever it is - doesn't really matter.  You can only believe what is in the Bible.

Isaiah 9:16
"Those who guide this people mislead them, and those who are guided are led astray."

Date: 2007/05/29 15:32:54, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
True enough, since the word "brain" actually never appears in the Scriptures, I have to accept your evaluation as correct.

Proverbs 12:1
"Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid."

Date: 2007/05/29 15:38:26, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Xenu is NOT in the Bible. What is Xenu?

Genesis 32:27
"The man asked him, "What is your name?" "Jacob," he answered."

Date: 2007/05/29 16:33:43, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Quote (Henry J @ May 29 2007,15:53)
Re "Perhaps the rain prevented the fire to spread, since the wood was presumably water-logged."

Wouldn't a water-logged ship sink?

Inasmuch as the hull of the ship is sealed and the shell doesn't fill, the wood can be water-logged and the ship will continue to float.

Nice find regarding "pampers" but the diapers are a brand, and thus capitalize, whereas your quote refers to the act of pampering.

Numbers 24:24
"Ships will come from the shores of Kittim; they will subdue Asshur and Eber, but they too will come to ruin."

Date: 2007/05/29 17:21:19, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Quote (NoMissingLink @ May 29 2007,16:56)
Quote (Not A Monkey @ May 29 2007,15:17)
That is a most excellent observation, you are pointing out that I didn't think things through.  But still, there could be two interpretations.

(1) God planted the fossils as a test of Faith.
(2) Satan planted the fossils to mislead us to fill up Hell with ever burning souls.

Whichever it is - doesn't really matter.  You can only believe what is in the Bible.

Isaiah 9:16
"Those who guide this people mislead them, and those who are guided are led astray."

Do you think Satan has ever been to the Moon?

Good theological question.

Had man not been to the moon I'd have to say that Satan would probably not have had reason to go there, since there is no one to tempt.

But man has been on the moon, briefly, so there is a definite possibility that he might have attempted to tear their souls from the cradling hands of the One True God, while they were vulnerable, in a state of weighlessness, away from their family, etc.

Date: 2007/05/29 19:29:57, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Pleased to meet you, Lenny Frank.  I have the utmost respect for your opinions and your cruisade.

You are right, Young Earth Creationism isn't mentioned in the Bible, but it is a modern construct and its mention serves to identify a certain belief system that needs to be named to distinguish it from opposing, incorrect viewpoints.

Although...  ;-)

Nahum 2:13
"I am against you," declares the LORD Almighty. "I will burn up your chariots in smoke, and the sword will devour your young lions. I will leave you no prey on the earth. The voices of your messengers will no longer be heard."

Date: 2007/05/29 19:39:11, Link
Author: Not A Monkey
Mmmm... I don't have a ready answer for this one.  Can there be intelligence without a brain, especially in a female?

I am going to ask my Pastor, and if he has an answer, I'll let you know quickly.  I wouldn't want to leave you hanging in a spiritural and theological limbo, it might make you vulnerable to the influence of the Evil One.  Pray as much as you can until I get back to you, to protect your soul.

God bless

Genesis 32:14
"two hundred female goats and twenty male goats, two hundred ewes and twenty rams,
Genesis 32:15
thirty female camels with their young, forty cows and ten bulls, and twenty female donkeys and ten male donkeys.

 

 

 

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