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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CD010. Radiometric dating gives unreliable results.
CC150. If we are descended from apes, why are there still apes around?
CC101. Human footprints have been found with dinosaur tracks at Paluxy.
CA652. Christ's death was unjust if physical death was not the penalty for sin.
CB300. Complex organs couldn't have evolved.
CC331. Polystrate fossils indicate massive sudden deposition.
CD011.3. Living snails were C-14 dated at 2,300 and 27,000 years old.
CB710. Genes with major effects on development are conserved across phyla.
CD203. Limestone and dolomite layers are too extensive for normal deposition.
CB621.1. Mitochondrial Eve lived only 6500 years ago.
CB350. Sex cannot have evolved.
CD221. Oceans do not have enough dissolved minerals for an old earth.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CH350. Organisms come in discrete kinds.
CH181. The Bible is popular.
CH542. Plants could have survived the Flood.
CH120. The Bible must be accurate because archaeology supports it.
CB325. The giraffe neck could not evolve without a special circulatory system.
CA611. Evolutionary theory has become sacrosanct.
CH100.1. Science must be interpreted in light of scripture.
CH102.2. Genesis must be literal; later writers refer to it as fact.
CH504.3. Hardwicke Knight found soft wood timbers on Ararat.
CB928.1. If intelligence is adaptive, other apes should have evolved it.
CC351. Archaeopteryx is a fake.
CC361.3. Contorted positions of fossil animals indicate rapid burial.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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