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Drylynsa



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,10:26   

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,11:56   

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,13:33   

I'll take nonsensical stream-of-conscious ramblings for 400.00 Alex.

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,13:44   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Mar. 08 2007,13:33)
I'll take nonsensical stream-of-conscious ramblings for 400.00 Alex.

Not to be contrary, but with some appropriate punctuation, BWE monologue could be parsed into sentences that could be said in a corporate environment with a straight face and, at least, some level of sense to it.*

It reminds me of something that I experienced as a young department manager back in the go-go days of the late 20th century.  I was talking to some engineers about a project and, for some reason I cannot recall, we started talking about a retirement notice for some executive.  The notice, written by that executive's superior read "we will miss her thought leadership on customer centricity."  I asked (rhetorically, I thought) what the heck that meant.  Without missing a beat, one of the engineers replied "It means she won't be missed."

*  Not by me, mind you.

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,13:53   

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Not to be contrary, but with some appropriate punctuation, BWE monologue could be parsed into sentences that could be said in a corporate environment with a straight face and, at least, some level of sense to it.*


and that contradicts how i described it?

some level of sense attributed to who, the sayer or the parser?

seriously, if I ever worked for a company where somebody with significant reponsibilities for the direction of the company said something like this, I'd be outta there so fast there would be a fully standing image of me made of shed skin cells left behind.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,14:53   

That was so convoluted and confusing, I actually thought that Demsbksi had decided to mingle with the rabble.  

If BWE ever decides to go over to the dark side, I think he has a tremendous career ahead of him in the Obfuscatory World Of ID Research.  

At this point, his talent to confuse clearly outstrips that of Casey Luskin.  

BWE - Please remember to use your force only for good, never evil!

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,15:11   

btw, since i didn't make it clear i will now;

I'm reasonably sure BWE found that quoted on one of the links somewhere, or something similar.

I too have gotten emails that look just like that from some of the pharma pushers.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,17:53   

It's a plug in for dreamweaver called "Corporate mumbo-jumbo". It's for greeking text.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,17:59   

Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 08 2007,14:53)
That was so convoluted and confusing, I actually thought that Demsbksi had decided to mingle with the rabble.  

If BWE ever decides to go over to the dark side, I think he has a tremendous career ahead of him in the Obfuscatory World Of ID Research.  

At this point, his talent to confuse clearly outstrips that of Casey Luskin.  

BWE - Please remember to use your force only for good, never evil!

I already have a flourishing career in obfuscation.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,18:20   

hey, how was your b-day, btw?

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,18:30   

B-day was good. My birth year is wrong on my control panel. Wishful thinkin I guess. 1948. 50 was a while ago

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,21:05   

meh, I'll be there soon enough.  so long as you enjoyed yourself, it's all good.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2007,23:44   

Thanks, I did. Doesn't seem much different now. I guess I'll die a little sooner than yesterday but somehow, that doesn't seem to matter much. I'm half twelve year old with a slingshot in my back pocket. I guess I should say I'm an old hippie who is not afraid of what I hold sacred. say la vee.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Mike PSS



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 11 2007,18:23   

Quote (BWE @ Mar. 08 2007,18:53)
It's a plug in for dreamweaver called "Corporate mumbo-jumbo". It's for greeking text.

I've got to dig up my Dilbert confuse-o-meter somewhere.  I think I wrote my annual "Key Result Areas" using it a few years ago.  And I still "Met Expectations" just like the year before.  Go figure.

  
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