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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2007,15:59   

Ok, here is a new game I created.  It's called "Who Am I"  I provide some quotes/beliefs and you guess who holds the beliefs or made the quotes.  Feel free to add your own "Who Am I" after you answer this one.

Ready?  Let's roll!

1) The Bible has sophisticated, coded, hidden messages that were put there by an intelligent agent.

2) There is an invisible world that is more real and weighty than our secular imaginations can fathom.

3) Winged humanoids inhabit that real and weighty invisible world.

I am

a) William Dembski, PhD, Intelligent Design Theorist

b) A garden variety untreated mentally ill person who suffers from delusions and hallucinations.

c) Both a and b (they are one in the same)

d) Charles Darwin

e) None of the above


Ok folks choose only one answer, and please, no looking at other people's answers.

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2007,16:29   

I'm thinking.

Are you subject to delusions of grandeur, likening your crackpot output to that of great scientists (say, Isaac Newton)?

When feeling triumphant are you prone to disastrous lapses in judgment that result in the collapse of professional relationships and prompts major academic institutions to pay you to stay away?

When thwarted do you engage in juvenile pranks that damage your credibility and embarrass your followers?

When angry do you strike out at others in a manner that compels later retractions and petulant notpologies?

Have you collected a rag-tag followership of arrogant power freaks and sycophantic know-nothings?  

I'm stumped.

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2007,16:39   

Hint - the answer is probably not d)


Not more hints!

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2007,16:42   

Do you like farts more then the average person?

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2007,21:53   

Do you think you look extremely hawt in old sweaters?

Do you stutter when you are asked questions?

Are you still looking for the pants you lost in OK?

I give up.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,03:40   

[Python]

"Who is it? I'm going to have to rush you."

"Oooooh I don't know..............I don't like darkies!"

"AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHHAHA...........Who does? Right then Mrs Scum, have you got an answer for us?"

"Oooooh, Henri Bergsen."

"Yes! Well done! The answer was 'Henri Bergsen', you've won the Blow On The Head. Now you can change that if you want. I can offer you a Poke In The Eye?"

"No Michael"

"A Smack In The Mouth?"

"No Michael, I just want the Blow On The Head, please."

"Alright! A Punch To The Throat and a Dagger Up The Clitoris."

"Ooooh, it's very tempting, no, no, I think I'll just go with the Blow On The Head."

"Very well."

{WHACK}

{APPLAUSE}

[/Python]

Hmmm it's a tricky one. I don't like creationists.

I'm going with b).

a) is simply a subset of b), and more people holding these ideas as true fall into b) than a) so answering c) is redundant.

Anyway, a)'s pretty smart for a garden variety untreated mentally ill person who suffers from delusions and hallucinations. Whether I agree with him or not (and I think we all know it's "not") he's acheived a reasonable amount and shouldn't be written off as some mere loon. He's a well qualified and publicly aware, dishonest loon.

As Michael Shermer says at the end of "Why People Believe Weird Things" in a chapter entitled "Why do SMART People Believe Weird Things": it's because they are sufficiently smart to be excellent at rationalising their irrational views, views they held and developed before they started thinking rationally about the relevant issues.

The man's a loon, fair and square, but he's a pretty fucking clever loon. I think we dismiss the clever loons at our peril, not for any threat they might pose (they don't) but because these people are key to getting an insight into the whole process of why there are loons in the first place.

Although, that said, mocking him mercilessly is all good!

Louis

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,09:13   

I think we have a winner!


Louis come on down and accept your prize!





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guthrie



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,09:35   

I hope those aren't yours.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,09:44   

Shut up Guthrie! I'm looking at my prize.

Mmmmmm prizes.

Louis

P.S. I don't care who's they are. That's what paper bags were invented for.

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,10:30   

Louis you can put the paper bag away, those are not mine.  Besides, mine are bigger.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,10:36   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Nov. 02 2007,10:30)
Louis you can put the paper bag away, those are not mine.  Besides, mine are bigger.

Are you more like this?



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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,10:41   

Why do I get the impression that this thread is causing very careful use of google image searches?

Anyway J-Dog, if Mr C's yabbos were like that why would he be here talking to us? If men had titties like that, FTK and Kristine would be here talking to each other, alone, on a message board that didn't exist, without the internet.

Louis

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,10:54   

Quote (Louis @ Nov. 02 2007,10:41)
Why do I get the impression that this thread is causing very careful use of google image searches?

Anyway J-Dog, if Mr C's yabbos were like that why would he be here talking to us? If men had titties like that, FTK and Kristine would be here talking to each other, alone, on a message board that didn't exist, without the internet.

Louis

Well, I was thinking (all right, hoping) that "Mr. C", was really a "Ms. C", and I would be able to grab ahold of the thread before richard distracted them with his smoov talking...

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,11:08   

Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 02 2007,15:54)
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 02 2007,10:41)
Why do I get the impression that this thread is causing very careful use of google image searches?

Anyway J-Dog, if Mr C's yabbos were like that why would he be here talking to us? If men had titties like that, FTK and Kristine would be here talking to each other, alone, on a message board that didn't exist, without the internet.

Louis

Well, I was thinking (all right, hoping) that "Mr. C", was really a "Ms. C", and I would be able to grab ahold of the thread large boobies before richard distracted them her with his "smoov" talking and offended the owner of the boobies by being 90, bald, fat, ugly, smelling of wintergreen, not being teh sexi_hawt and actually being a trevrep only interested in banging FTK and thus defeating religious dogma by a gradual process of insemination

Fixed it for you.

Louis

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2007,11:29   

Quote (Louis @ Nov. 02 2007,11:08)
Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 02 2007,15:54)
Quote (Louis @ Nov. 02 2007,10:41)
Why do I get the impression that this thread is causing very careful use of google image searches?

Anyway J-Dog, if Mr C's yabbos were like that why would he be here talking to us? If men had titties like that, FTK and Kristine would be here talking to each other, alone, on a message board that didn't exist, without the internet.

Louis

Well, I was thinking (all right, hoping) that "Mr. C", was really a "Ms. C", and I would be able to grab ahold of the thread large boobies before richard distracted them her with his "smoov" talking and offended the owner of the boobies by being 90, bald, fat, ugly, smelling of wintergreen, not being teh sexi_hawt and actually being a trevrep only interested in banging FTK and thus defeating religious dogma by a gradual process of insemination

Fixed it for you.

Louis

Excellent - Yep.  Nailed it.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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