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Question: Which Creobot is Dumber :: Total Votes:56
Poll choices Votes Statistics
Skeptic 1  [1.79%]
Ghost of Paley 1  [1.79%]
AFDave 39  [69.64%]
none of them hold a candle to Salvador 15  [26.79%]
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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,13:48   

Of our current crop, who's dumber?

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,14:18   

What? You're not including Thordaddy?

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,14:22   

Dang, I left him out. He hasn't been posting much lately, so he wasn't on my mind. I don't remember anything he's said about evolution though, he's so obsessed with gays. He never shuts up about them. Those evil gays, with their firm thighs, and their big arms which make you feel so secure...

   
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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,14:26   

Quote (stevestory @ June 05 2006,19:22)
Dang, I left him out. He hasn't been posting much lately, so he wasn't on my mind. I don't remember anything he's said about evolution though, he's so obsessed with gays. He never shuts up about them. Those evil gays, with their firm thighs, and their big arms which make you feel so secure...

I guess it's okay, I wouldn't have given TD first place for dumbest anyway (AFD takes that), but I would have voted for him for 'creepiest'.

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,14:39   

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Those evil gays, with their firm thighs, and their big arms which make you feel so secure...


LOL.

ohhh youuuu!

ya big silly.

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Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,15:30   

The proper answer is,

they're all dumb in their own special way. :D

How can you make us choose between our dear little board retards?

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,15:45   

I understand the sentiment, but so far it does seem we have a clear winner..

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,15:51   

A runaway winner. Man. I wasn't expecting that. No competition.

   
Rilke's Granddaughter



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,16:53   

Quote (stevestory @ June 05 2006,20:51)
A runaway winner. Man. I wasn't expecting that. No competition.

Ghost is sincere, just looney.  Skeptic is a lying troll. Only Dave really demonstrates that is incapable of critical thinking. That's what's so funny - he has no actual ideas of his own: he' just a plagarist. And THAT is truly sad.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,16:58   

Maybe AFDave will think, "Huh...even compared to other creationists, the AtBC people think I'm dumb as a rock...maybe I should reexamine my beliefs."

But that would require AFDave having the brains god gave a treefrog. SURVEY SAYS:.... NO!

   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,18:28   

yeah, i gotta agree that the results of a quick-poll won't weigh more heavily than 40 pages of evidentiary argument...

oh wait.  this is AFDave we're talking about.

a poll might in fact, be just the thing that appeals to the way his mind works.

maybe we should take a poll on whether folks here think AFDave will pay this poll any heed?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,18:30   

Hmmm. I wonder if AFD, GoP or Skeptic will come in here and cast votes?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,18:59   

Holy Moly, it's not a competition, it's a greased bobsled shooting down K2 at breakneck speed!

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Faid



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2006,22:02   

Ghost is not sincere; he's too smart for that. He's just craving for attention- he's the kind of guy who loves to hear his own voice talking.
So he's just pulling our leg. He's probably showing this thread to his friends saying, "hee hee I got all the evos waiting for me to prove earth is the center of the universe to them how cool is that" or something.
Oh well. We amuse him, he amuses us... Many long-term relationships are based solely on personal interest, right?  :p

Anyway, I voted for Sal just to heat things up.

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Bing



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,00:39   

Quote (Ichthyic @ June 05 2006,23:28)
a poll might in fact, be just the thing that appeals to the way his mind works.

Only if G*d does the poll and publishes the results through one of his prophets or on AiG.

The folks here are reprobate atheist evolutionists, and as such are not to be listened to as has been amply demonstrated over the past several weeks.

  
Corkscrew



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,01:10   

Well, apparently viewing the results before voting bars you from participation, but I'd like to throw in a vote for Salvador.

Not particularly on the basis of his intellect, I don't know him well enough to come to a conclusion on that, but on the basis of the time he spent the best part of a week explaining Shannon information one slooow step at a time to a maths undergrad, and then more or less burst into tears when the response was "yeah, and your point is?"

  
Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,01:23   

I voted for sal. Not read any AFDave or Skeptic comments and think GOP is quite clever (but playing some game).

  
Occam's Toothbrush



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,02:05   

Who is dumber, the fool, or the fool who argues with him?

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Rilke's Granddaughter



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,03:49   

Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ June 06 2006,07:05)
Who is dumber, the fool, or the fool who argues with him?

When the "fool" is a MacGuffin, then it's OK to argue with him.  :D

  
ericmurphy



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,05:59   

Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ June 06 2006,07:05)
Who is dumber, the fool, or the fool who argues with him?

Dude, we're not arguing with him to convince him of anything. If anyone ever initially thought that was possible, they've been long since disabused of that notion.

I'm getting a kick out of witnessing some of the breathtaking leaps of illogic Dave takes now and then. Sure, there are dry spells when he says nothing interesting for a couple of days, but then he'll come up with something (like his "sudden appearance of written language") so stupifying, so astoundingly, jawdroppingly fatuous it just takes your breath away.

I like to savor those little moments, when they come. I can't wait to hear his description of his global storm-sewer backup.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,06:58   

0 for skeptic
0 for ghost of paley
23 for AFDave

man...AFDave really blew away the competition. I expected at least a few people to think one of the others was as dumb, but nope. Nobody thinks those guys are as dumb as AFDave.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,07:34   

What about Evopeach? He may not have been dumb as the others, but he compensated by being rude. And while stupidity is forgivable, rudeness isn't.

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GCT



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,08:02   

Quote (Wonderpants @ June 06 2006,12:34)
What about Evopeach? He may not have been dumb as the others, but he compensated by being rude. And while stupidity is forgivable, rudeness isn't.

Actually, Evopeach was just as dumb as AFDave, but the rudeness sort of masked it, kind of like a diversionary tactic.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,08:19   

Now it's 0/0/25.

Damn, AFDave, you've really made an impression around here.

   
The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,08:45   

[Paley checks votes]



I'd like to have a long talk with the fella who voted for me.....


:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

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Rilke's Granddaughter



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,08:58   

Well, Mr. Ectowisp, since the score was 0 before you posted, and 1 after, the only logical conclusion is that

you voted for yourself.

Now that represents the most entertaining example of trolling we've seen in a longish while.

  
The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,09:02   

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Well, Mr. Ectowisp, since the score was 0 before you posted, and 1 after, the only logical conclusion is that

you voted for yourself.

Nope. Any intentions of voting were foiled when I checked the results. Like Corkscrew, I didn't read the warning closely enough.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,18:16   

So, GoP, if you don't mind my asking, who would you have voted for?

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 06 2006,18:19   

(smacks arden upside the head)

update: arden, did you change that last comment?

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,12:30   

Quote (stevestory @ June 06 2006,23:19)
(smacks arden upside the head)

update: arden, did you change that last comment?

Yeah, right before you posted your response. I temporarily forgot that had GoP peeked at the results and prevented himself from voting. WHOOPS.

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The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,14:03   

Arden:
         
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So, GoP, if you don't mind my asking, who would you have voted for?

I don't vote on stuff like that. But I do like sharing various pictures of Stevestory. Picture Creation-Science as a large Russian fighter and Stevestory as his opponent. Here are some pictures to help the evos visualise the results. Enjoy:


Dean Morrison steps up for his bud, but to no avail:



Disappointed at the result.....


....the peanut gallery finds other diversions.


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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,14:07   

this is the 2nd time you've put up photos of Nikolai Valuev. Methinks you have a little crush...

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,14:16   

Quote (stevestory @ June 07 2006,19:07)
this is the 2nd time you've put up photos of Nikolai Valuev. Methinks you have a little crush...

First Thordaddy, now GoP. What is it with ATBC that we're attracting all these repressed types?

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The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,14:48   

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this is the 2nd time you've put up photos of Nikolai Valuev. Methinks you have a little crush...


Not while this guy's still breathing.....

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,14:55   

Mr. Paley. You are amusing. Unfortunately you fail to deliver the knockout punches. Whatever happened to the "Clobering time"? Remember? Ben Grim is being abused by you. Nuff said? Do I get a no prize?

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 07 2006,15:10   

It's rumored that Nikolai Valuev has acromegaly. Is this part of his appeal to GoP?

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thordaddy



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(Permalink) Posted: June 08 2006,21:45   

I guess Wesley thinks this is a legitimate topic for discussion as opposed to the results of voluntary polls showing a disproportionate amount of pro-homosexual athiests.  

One wonders if an insidious form of discrimination and intolerance is taking place behind the scenes at the behest of Wesley himself?

I'm asking the real scientists to come forward and expose the ideologues that taint your profession within this forum.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 08 2006,22:35   

Discussion of moderation is off-topic. Having been warned already, Thordaddy crossed the line over into "excessively annoying". Good-bye, Thordaddy.

It's all rather ironic. The discussion in the poll thread that Thordaddy seemed to have been keen on has not been restricted.

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Faid



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(Permalink) Posted: June 08 2006,23:48   

For some inexplicable reason, I feel kinda sad now... :(

*waves hankie to trolldaddy*

...Oh well, this too shall pass!  :p

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,04:38   

Thor's single-minded obsession with gays was pretty funny. You pro-homosexual atheist :-)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,05:14   

Quote (stevestory @ June 09 2006,09:38)
Thor's single-minded obsession with gays was pretty funny. You pro-homosexual atheist :-)

He should meet DaveTard.  They would probably hit it off fabulously.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,05:17   

It's sad to see Thordaddy gone. Who is left to ask us whether a man should be allowed to marry a can of skoal, his underage third cousin, and a 40oz Miller High Life?

Okay, maybe it's not so sad.

   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,08:19   

LOL.

I think we can conclude it's what he really wanted.

Now he can claim martyrdom, and start his own blog right next to larry my-name-is-legion farfromsane.

personally...

woot!  40's for everybody!

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,08:36   

WOOOOHOOOOOO FORTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11




   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2006,08:58   

ahhh, the UCSB student from Isla Vista pounding back a 40 brings back memories....

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2006,05:30   

post to read.

Agh. Forgot it could be bumped by votes.

  
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