Joined: Jan. 2006
BWE and Bob.
I am the Intelligent Designer. I have been telling the ID folks, but they won't believe me. Stoopid, I know, because I can prove it too! I can take a stick and some grass (plus a bit of wire), and make a broom! See??? Intelligent Designer. I don't know what the ID folk's problem is. Just a bunch of infidels! As for how I made all the plants and simple stuff, well, my time machine blew up, along with all my data. Alas, it was my own fault, because I tinkered with the cc (cosmo c, not cubic!!! (to make the time machine faster) and kaboom! It's a pity really, because I had some great ideas with some bacterial butts. Think yamaha 500 outboard engine on nitros! The experiment, of course, was called "how many gods can water ski in a drop of water - Take 98458273". Problem is, the bloody bacteria infected all my kin, and I am the only one left. But it seems, my dear Bob and BWE that I have found some long lost brothers. Let the trinity proceed. Just a note of warning. Don't leave the bacteria (aka, godly waterski equipment) alone for too long. They morph in sponges, worms, fish, amphibians, reptiles, mammals, shrews, apes and humans. When they get to the final stage, some of them malfunction and spontaneously gather at a place called "UD". I have been observing them for a while now, and I can tell you there are some really funny specimens out there. It's my new grand experiment. I call it: "Uncommon divine comedy"