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|Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ July 05 2007,00:39)|
|Quote (Louis @ July 03 2007,07:00)|
|Ok so I think we're making real progress here. However I think we need to formalise the minion categories in rank order, just so we know where we stand in the minion hierarchy:|
1) Shadowing Sidekick
2) Favoured Sychophant
3) Obsequious Toady
4) Grovelling Lickspittle
5) Odious Lackey
6) Fawning Drudge
7) Insignificant Peon
Now, so Wesley knows what to expect and demand from his minions, we need to work out some job descriptions. Obviously all categories require grovelling servility and fanatical, unswerving loyalty even in the face of overwhelming odds or evidence otherwise Wesley will never be able to crow about his minions to the Powers That Be at UD and the DI. After all, that bunch have REALLY servile minions, they even give up their hard won right to critical or rational thought.
Suggestions please to the usual address.
If you really wish to compete with UD, never avert your eyes from:
8) Manipulative Wormtongue
Who even now speaks, and a fog descends. He is crafty: dulling men's wariness, or working on their fears, as serves the occasion.
(Suddenly I drew myself up. My hands worked. My eyes glittered. Such malice was in them that men stepped back from me. I bared my teeth, and then with a hissing breath I spat before Wesley's feet, and darting to one side, I fled down the stair.)
Excellent LotR reference. You get a promotion and a cookie! You are now Mainpulative Wormtongue First Class. Please proceed directly to cowering and vituperous mutterings, we will shortly be providing you with a blade to kill any ex-white wizards that we have lying around.