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stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:12    The End of Evolution is Nigh!

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:23    Waterlooooooo!!! I do love saying that. and the creobots have given me so many opportunities over the last few years. ahh, the memories of Dembski's wager.... did he ever pay up on that one, or did he chalk it all up to Street Theatre? -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:25    Quote Woodward closed by setting the date for the end of Darwinism’s reign as the dominant paradigm at ...wait for it...2025. When will this annoying 'wait for it' meme die?

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:31    Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,22:25) Quote Woodward closed by setting the date for the end of Darwinism’s reign as the dominant paradigm at ...wait for it...2025. When will this annoying 'wait for it' meme die? I predict the waterloo of the wait for it meme in less than 5 years! ...and you can quote me on that. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

someotherguy Posts: 398 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:46    Quote (Ichthyic @ June 10 2007,22:31) Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,22:25) Quote Woodward closed by setting the date for the end of Darwinism’s reign as the dominant paradigm at ...wait for it...2025. When will this annoying 'wait for it' meme die? I predict the waterloo of the wait for it meme in less than 5 years! ...and you can quote me on that. Hmm. . .I doubt it. The "wait for it" meme has been going strong for what. . .100+ years now?  I don't think it'll die in the next five. -------------- Evolander in training

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:48    (psst!) *satire* -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

someotherguy Posts: 398 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,22:53    Quote (Ichthyic @ June 10 2007,22:48) (psst!) *satire* My bad. :( I blame my poor comprehension on a lack of beer consumption. -------------- Evolander in training

Henry J Posts: 5760 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:01    Waterloo? Didn't England win there? Wasn't Darwin English? Am I confused? Henry

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:02    I'm embarrassed. How do you expect to fit in with the Church Burnin Ebola Boys if you aren't liquored up? That's how we roll.

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:07    liquor is the grease that fuels fine wit. candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:12    Quote (Henry J @ June 10 2007,23:01) Waterloo? Didn't England win there? Wasn't Darwin English? Am I confused? Henry no. Darwin always wins. after all it was Darwin who said: Quote Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. and Quote The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

someotherguy Posts: 398 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:23    Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,23:02) I'm embarrassed. How do you expect to fit in with the Church Burnin Ebola Boys if you aren't liquored up? That's how we roll. I'm obviously going to need to get on a strict all-beer training regiment if I'm going to have any chance of becoming a real member of the elite Darwin Police Force! :D -------------- Evolander in training

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:26    It's easy to keep within the right levels, though. When Uncommonly Dense starts to make sense, that's how you know you drank too much.

someotherguy Posts: 398 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:30    Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,23:26) It's easy to keep within the right levels, though. When Uncommonly Dense starts to make sense, that's how you know you drank too much. If Denyse's latest "contribution" is any standard, I'll be found lying dead in a pool of my own vomit before that happens. -------------- Evolander in training

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 10 2007,23:36    Yeah, there's only about three or four drinks between "Uncommonly Dense sounds reasonable" and "Total liver failure."

guthrie Posts: 696 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,02:55    Quote (Henry J @ June 10 2007,23:01) Waterloo? Didn't England win there? Wasn't Darwin English? Am I confused? Henry It was the British army with the aid of the Prussians, I believe.   But it is hard to decide between Napoleon and Wellington as the role model for these people.  One was a dictator and emperor, the other socially conservative to the extreme.

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,13:57    ERV over on Pharyngula said it best: Quote Predictions by IDers are meaningless without wagers of single-malt scotch. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Dr.GH Posts: 2324 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,15:19    Quote (Ichthyic @ June 11 2007,13:57) ERV over on Pharyngula said it best: Quote Predictions by IDers are meaningless without wagers of single-malt scotch. Yeah, but when Dembski made that original offer I didn't take it.  I was of the same opinion as DaveTard; Jones was a tool of the conservatives's assault on reason, and the US Constitution. I also figured that Dembski would demand some horrible expensive label as tribute, and pay-off with some cheap pisswater.  I think of these people as the lowest, most debased forms of life on Earth. BTW, my dear wife brought me home a liter of The Macallan she picked up in London.  I maybe be a ruined (but happy) man. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,16:06    Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,22:25) Quote Woodward closed by setting the date for the end of Darwinism’s reign as the dominant paradigm at ...wait for it...2025. When will this annoying 'wait for it' meme die? It'll be over... wait for it... never, apparently. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,16:54    Quote BTW, my dear wife brought me home a liter of The Macallan she picked up in London.  I maybe be a ruined (but happy) man. The 18 year?  Or was she really nice and it's the 25? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Doc Bill Posts: 1039 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,17:42    It's only June and already there's a tie for the funniest, most ridiculous, stupidest, abso-freaking-lutely inane statement by a creationist: Woodward:  Evolution blah, blah, blah over by 2025. Behe:  Malaria was designed! There's still time for a dark horse to emerge and lead the field! Come on, Luskin, put on your thinking cap and get in there. No, Luskin, not the pointy hat the "thinking" cap!

Dr.GH Posts: 2324 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 11 2007,17:51    25?  That could have really ruined me.  See?  She is actually very nice, and knows me very well. ETA: Did I mention that she is also beautiful and a hard worker? Edited by Dr.GH on June 11 2007,17:54 -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,00:13    Quote (someotherguy @ June 10 2007,22:30)     Quote (stevestory @ June 10 2007,23:26) It's easy to keep within the right levels, though. When Uncommonly Dense starts to make sense, that's how you know you drank too much. If Denyse's latest "contribution" is any standard, I'll be found lying dead in a pool of my own vomit before that happens. Remember that she's 50% water, so I guess the rest is scotch? Well. I just think it's so stunning that these guys can make predictions like this, considering that they (incessantly) assert that one cannot predict climate change because the weatherman is usually wrong about the weather three days out. But hey, let's be cool about this: They say 2025, party over, oops, outtatime... So tonight I say we party like it's 1999: Quote “Darwinists will no doubt object to this characterization of their theory.  For them Darwinism continues to be a fruitful theory—one whose imminent demise I am greatly exaggerating.” William Dembski, Intelligent Design, (Downers Grove, Illinois, 1999), p. 113 I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,00:29    Quote (Kristine @ June 13 2007,00:13) They say 2025, party over, oops, outtatime... So tonight I say we party like it's 1999: I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray. I'm glad I checked this place one last time before I went to bed. Drunken Kristine channeling Prince was definitely worth it. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,02:17    agreed. that post had style, substance, and wit. dead on point too. I give it a 9.5 my only complaint is that there was a slight stretching sensation going from Denyse to Dembski, even with the very apt use of poetic ala Prince. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Zarquon Posts: 71 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,05:11    Waterloo!

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,07:12    Prince:  cool abba:  not! :angry: -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,07:37    Quote (Ichthyic @ June 13 2007,02:17) agreed. that post had style, substance, and wit. dead on point too. I give it a 9.5 my only complaint is that there was a slight stretching sensation going from Denyse to Dembski, even with the very apt use of poetic ala Prince. I woke up this morning with it in my head. The post that keeps on giving. 9.0 - only because Kristine needs to finish at least a few verses. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,09:42    I was dreamin' when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray - But when I woke up this morning, could’ve sworn it was Fudgement Day! The sky was all people flying up with the Rapture –where? Up to God for jelly doughnuts – you know I didn’t even care! They say 2025 evo over, oops, outtatime – So tonight I’m gonna party like I never evolved no spine! *PSH! DA-DAHH, DA-DU-DA! If you likey poem you see, You gets a shimmy-shimmy from me. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,10:23    Quote (Kristine @ June 13 2007,09:42) I was dreamin' when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray - But when I woke up this morning, could’ve sworn it was Fudgement Day! The sky was all people flying up with the Rapture –where? Up to God for jelly doughnuts – you know I didn’t even care! They say 2025 evo over, oops, outtatime – So tonight I’m gonna party like I never evolved no spine! *PSH! DA-DAHH, DA-DU-DA! If you likey poem you see, You gets a shimmy-shimmy from me. :) Here to collect my shimmy! (I liked "drinkin" better in that first line, though) Speaking of poems, you have one vote in the poetry contest @ UDoJ, and Rich has none.  Neither of you have voted yet, and voting closes tomorrow night... -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,11:00    Me likey.   -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 13 2007,11:16    *Shimmy* @ Lou & Darth Robo But no drinkies in the A.M., only linkies. [Off-topic, but If you didn't come to party don't bother knockin' at my door!] HAHAHA, teh Wiz gots no votes! Bwahaha. Me say, 2025, party over – nope, out of line! So tomorrow, evo party til it's 2029! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 14 2007,06:19    I thought JAD hated people who were anonymous on the internet.  (Although I guess it's not hard to tell who he is - could be an impersonator though)     "Now Sal thinks he’s Han Solo, a real ladies man" I'm ashamed, I tell ya!     But he forgot - Solo's an atheist.   -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

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