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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,11:08   

We sent them a Christmas card and they wouldn't post it. What sort of secular moonbat homo looney commie fags are they? I have my doubts abouyt that Dembski - I think he's a card carrying memeber of the ACLU.

Everyone knows Jebus done it and god is the designer.

"And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And Peter went out, and wept bitterly" (Luke 22:61, 62).

"And then he turned to WMaD and said unto him, thou will not say thy lords name because thou art a disingenuous prick. Lying in his name is surely a sin"

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,11:23   

Did the Christmas card include farting noises?  If not then there is your answer.  ID is all about flattulance.  

What would Jesus do?  Why, acdcording to William Dembski he'd down a bowl of chili fries and let one rip!

Get with the program, homo.

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,14:28   

To be fair. How was the "card" presented? If it was just posted onto a thread (any thread) it would be completely off-topic.

I would think that the best way to deliver it would be e-mail (possibly a pm) to a "contributer" over there. Maybe that was how it was done. I don't know.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,14:43   

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I would think that the best way to deliver it would be e-mail (possibly a pm) to a "contributer" over there. Maybe that was how it was done. I don't know.
Nope, it was off-topic. But, where the heck was I supposed to post it? I wasn't going to send it to a Denyse thread, that's for sure. (And I noticed another off-topic comment there later. Boo.)
BTW I e-mailed a contributor about his broken linky. It's still there. I don't think he likes me very much (I wonder why!;). I supposed I could have asked my FratSis to deliver the card, but she doesn't want to get banned (even though she never comments there anyway).
But nobody even wrote me back to say that tHEy liked the poem. ??? So, Christmas harpy flapped, and flopped.

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,14:54   

Quote (Kristine @ Dec. 27 2006,14:43)
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I would think that the best way to deliver it would be e-mail (possibly a pm) to a "contributer" over there. Maybe that was how it was done. I don't know.
Nope, it was off-topic. But, where the heck was I supposed to post it? I wasn't going to send it to a Denyse thread, that's for sure. (And I noticed another off-topic comment there later. Boo.)
BTW I e-mailed a contributor about his broken linky. It's still there. I don't think he likes me very much (I wonder why!;). I supposed I could have asked my FratSis to deliver the card, but she doesn't want to get banned (even though she never comments there anyway).
But nobody even wrote me back to say that tHEy liked the poem. ??? So, Christmas harpy flapped, and flopped.

Hey, I wasn't criticising you. I doubt it would matter anyway. The sense of humour over there isn't exactly obvious.

Perhaps it needed fart noises? Always a good laugh, at juvenile parties.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,14:59   

I was criticizing me. Maybe I shouldn’t have written that poem—but I was so proud of it! Pooh. :p
*fart*

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,15:51   

I'm telling you, it's all about human gasses at UD.  Send another one next year only don't forget to include a couple of fart sounds.  They'll eat it up!

Chris



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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,17:29   

Next time, Christmas harpy will *fart*. If that's what they want.
But what those jokers really deserve is an SBD*, and I don't know how to pull that one off.  :D

*delivered anonymously by definition

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GCT



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,18:18   

I think we should call Bill O'Lielly and alert him to this problem.

  
GCT



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2006,19:03   

Quote (Kristine @ Dec. 27 2006,17:29)
Next time, Christmas harpy will *fart*. If that's what they want.
But what those jokers really deserve is an SBD*, and I don't know how to pull that one off.  :D

*delivered anonymously by definition

Or you could have sent this poem:

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About Farts.....
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


[ripped off a joke listserv]

  
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