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k.e.. Posts: 5427 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,10:33    All the best old boy. Have a Guinness on me. k.e.. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,13:33    Quote (k.e.. @ May 31 2009,10:33) All the best old boy. Have a Guinness on me. k.e.. Quack quack, burp -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,13:43    Cheers, Quack! -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,14:09    Quack's first tivo appearance (at the end of the clip). I'll buy the second Guiness, Quack! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,14:31    Wow. I thought Reciprocating Bill was old. Heck you could be Bill's older brother! HA HA THIS IS YOU -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,14:33    Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 31 2009,14:09) Quack's first tivo appearance (at the end of the clip). SD, is that the first video from your new album?  You rock! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,14:42    Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 31 2009,14:09) Quack's first tivo appearance (at the end of the clip). I'll buy the second Guiness, Quack! I am all smiles! -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,14:54    A birthday you say? Quack you say? Well stap my vitals and call me Cyril! Happy birthday Quack! I'll stand you a Guinness or two too! Louis -------------- Bye.

dnmlthr Posts: 565 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,15:23    Congrats! -------------- Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,15:50    Quote (deadman_932 @ May 31 2009,14:43) Cheers, Quack! I am compelled to relate an anecdote (from Mother). We lived on a small farm near a small town in the NE USA.  Mother delivered farm products to folks in the area. Among the customer were farmers who (to put it discreetly) were not big on hygiene. Mother was at said folks' house and was offered a drink.  She decided that since the scotch would be poured out of a newly opened bottle, it would be safe. She took a sip and was distracted for a while talking.  When she turned to reach for another sip, she saw a goose on the table with its bill in the glass. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2009,16:01    Quote (khan @ May 31 2009,15:50) I am compelled to relate an anecdote (from Mother). We lived on a small farm near a small town in the NE USA.  Mother delivered farm products to folks in the area. Among the customer were farmers who (to put it discreetly) were not big on hygiene. Mother was at said folks' house and was offered a drink.  She decided that since the scotch would be poured out of a newly opened bottle, it would be safe. She took a sip and was distracted for a while talking.  When she turned to reach for another sip, she saw a goose on the table with its bill in the glass. I hope those folks were kind enough to give Mother a goose. Tee-hee. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,04:26    Happy Birthday, Quack! U can haz mad skilz. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,05:02    Quote (Louis @ May 31 2009,14:54) A birthday you say? Quack you say? Well stap my vitals and call me Cyril! Happy birthday Quack! I'll stand you a Guinness or two too! Louis Tnx ya all fer the kind offers, guess I'd have some problem downing all them Guinnesses! Remember on my first visit to London, went to a pub with a couple of colleagues to have a goodbye drink. I ordered a pint of Guinness, the barkeeper making a strange look at me, asking A PINT? I didn't know what to say or do except with a blank face replying yes thank you, a pint - as if that was my usual lunch-hour drink. I've never ordered a pint of Guinness since then... Guess you'd never catch me revealing embarassment. Just one of the tactics I've developed in order to get along. As far as I remember, I never downed all that pint... Guess it is about time I learned for certain, are pints of Guinness something only visitors from outer space would order? Reminds me of a cartoon, a couple of strange looking guys in an American bar, ordering "Coca Cola, Reg. U.S. Pat. off." -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,06:37    I was a Flower of the mountain quack when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red quack and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again quack and then he asked me would I quack to say quack my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him quack and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume quack and his heart was going like mad and quack I said quack I will quack. Happy B'day, duck! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,06:46    ??  RB channels chunkDZ best, quackers!  beware of the birthday sprites and the cumpleanos pixies.  you can deter them with drunkeness, or you can simply cut their throats and bleed them to death when they appear.  if you don't do that i don't know what to tell you -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,08:42    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ June 01 2009,07:46) ??  RB channels chunkDZ The Molly Bloom soliloquy, Aflac version. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2009,09:38    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ June 01 2009,09:42) Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,June 01 2009,07:46) ??  RB channels chunkDZ The Molly Bloom soliloquy, Aflac version. well it was fabulously well done, whatever it was! is molly kin to judy? -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

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