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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:14   

I was poking around UD for some quality tard and found this golden oldie:

(Off Topic) Mr. Christopher is no longer with us

How many of you had a dedicated thread at UD to celebrate your bannishment?  I think none.  

I win!

Chris

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:23   

My banning was announced to me here, in a post devoted to little old me!

I'm at least runner-up.  What do I win?

BTW, there's some utterly classic stuff in the comment thread on your banning, Mr C.  Like this from Dembski himself:

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Infamous: I just decided to do DaveScot a favor and boot you myself. The deal with this blog, since I’ve given it over to my friends, is to build community and “feel the love.” Unfortunately, that requires recalcitrant elements to be purged. That’s a price I’m willing to pay.

He really is a little prick, isn't he?

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:27   

Quote (Altabin @ Nov. 07 2007,10:23)
My banning was announced to me here, in a post devoted to little old me!

I'm at least runner-up.  What do I win?

BTW, there's some utterly classic stuff in the comment thread on your banning, Mr C.  Like this from Dembski himself:

 
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Infamous: I just decided to do DaveScot a favor and boot you myself. The deal with this blog, since I’ve given it over to my friends, is to build community and “feel the love.” Unfortunately, that requires recalcitrant elements to be purged. That’s a price I’m willing to pay.

He really is a little prick, isn't he?

"The Lion Shall Lie Down with the Lamb"  

Very impressive, but were you banned prior to that thread or actually bannished when it was written?

And the Dembski comments in my bannishment thread were classic.  You can spray perfume on a piece of poop but bite into it and it's still a piece of poop.  A pu**y can get 5 PhDs but he's still a pu**y.  Demsbki is clearly just another pu**y hiding behind a handful of degrees and tard followers.

Chris

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:40   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Nov. 07 2007,17:27)
Very impressive, but were you banned prior to that thread or actually bannished when it was written?

I believe banishment and publication were simultaneous.  I've tried to post things - innocuous and critical - a few times since then, but nothing has ever shown up.

But whether there is more than one "moment" in the action of bannination remains a mystery beyond human knowledge.  Just like how Dembski and Botnik can be the same, and yet not the same.  And how DaveScot was formed out of Cheesy Poof crumbs Dembski found in his sofa.  All great mysteries.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:45   

I... uh... I mean JanieBelle, got a whole thread axed and rewritten with banishment.

I/we win.

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:47   

Quote (Altabin @ Nov. 07 2007,10:40)
Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Nov. 07 2007,17:27)
Very impressive, but were you banned prior to that thread or actually bannished when it was written?

I believe banishment and publication were simultaneous.  I've tried to post things - innocuous and critical - a few times since then, but nothing has ever shown up.

But whether there is more than one "moment" in the action of bannination remains a mystery beyond human knowledge.  Just like how Dembski and Botnik can be the same, and yet not the same.  And how DaveScot was formed out of Cheesy Poof crumbs Dembski found in his sofa.  All great mysteries.

Sir, if you could no longer post after ""The Lion Shall Lie Down with the Lamb" then you are in fact the winner.  The title of your obituary is clearly superior to my own.  

Some might say since Dembski was such a pu**y in my thread that it's a draw, in fact if Dembski had been a pu**y to *me* in my obituary I'd agree with them.  But he wasn't.  I can admit defeat when I've been defeated.

I humbly step back into second place and allow you to rightfully take the first place spot.  

YOU WIN!

Chris

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:49   

a) I am not a satanist. Even though the label is humourously applied due to FTK's whiny comments, I reject it. Just like I would reject the label "christian" or "buddhist" if applied the same way.

b) I have never posted to UD. I am not registered at UD. Thus I have never been banned from UD.

c) Therefore, I have been postmodern-banned in a Dadaist, possibly syncretist manner which is of equal import to your claim of winning. Therefore I, actually, win!

Go Louis! Go Louis! Go Louis! etc

Louis

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Bye.

  
Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:51   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 07 2007,10:45)
I... uh... I mean JanieBelle, got a whole thread axed and rewritten with banishment.

I/we win.

I almost had teh sexeh with jenny-ho-belle you homos -dt

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:52   

Chris, did you save your post?  I'd like to read it.

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:55   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Nov. 07 2007,17:47)
I humbly step back into second place and allow you to rightfully take the first place spot.  

YOU WIN!

Chris

<weeps a little and adjusts crown> I'd like to thank my mother and father, and my third-grade teacher Mrs Wilson, who showed me that I was special.  But above all I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He saved me with his love and his precious blood, and he can save you too, Mr Christopher.

D@mn, did I just forfeit the prize?

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,10:56   

You guyz is ALL wieners winners in my book!



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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,11:03   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 07 2007,10:52)
Chris, did you save your post?  I'd like to read it.

Zero

No I did not save it, but click on the UD article where I was banned and dave tard linked to the PT article where my comments got me banned.  You'll have to dig through a ton of comments to find mine.

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,11:18   

I did:

58. Zero // Oct 15th 2006 at 10:38 pm

My post #55 was pulled.
That’s a first. May I ask why?                                        

Zero

You’re comment got caught in the spam filter, and it ended up here when I approved it. I’m not quite sure why at the moment.–Crandaddy

Comment by Zero — October 15, 2006 @ 10:38 pm
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65. Zero // Oct 16th 2006 at 10:14 am

Zero
You’re comment got caught in the spam filter, and it ended up here (cutting room floor)
when I approved it. I’m not quite sure why at the moment.–Crandaddy

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Crandaddy, now all my posts are being pulled.
Am I banned?
Zero

Your comments are being moderated. We discourage commenters from being
excessively theological. Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people,
and it strays from the general theme of this blog.–Crandaddy

Comment by Zero — October 16, 2006 @ 10:14 am
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Crandaddy, your explanation above was                                          
not posted until today
I tried to post three times last night and again early this Am.

I have participated on UD for about a year so I know what ID is and what it's goals are.
When I post, check the record, I try to converse with the last commenter or at least, stay
on topic.
Unless I tell a joke, I am totally ignored.  Again, check the record.
In no posts have I said to anyone,"You're going at it wrong", but when I remarked
several times that the best proof of ID might be symmetry and balance, there was no response.
When I said, "Life is about family and home....  No comment
When I remarked, "Man has six senses the Intelligent Designer gave you so that you
could 'see' his creation. " there was no response, even when I posted again, "I am
astonished no one asked."
Because I posted an hour before post # 1 on this thread, it appears here, that I ignored Allen.
I didn't.

Now, one of the real reasons I'm posting now: (If it doesn't show here , not on the 'cutting
room floor, I will post it on Allen's sight. I'm still going to ask him if he knows man's
sixth sense anyway.

Crandaddy, please explain "being excessively theological" so I can decide if I even want to post here.
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"Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people"

I know most IDers are bible believers in some way, so when I see something
in creation that mirrors a hidden truth in the bible, it's hard to keep it to
myself. Henceforth, I will only call my maker "Intelligent Designer" or
IDOL ( Intelligent Designer of Life) on this site.  That is a promise.

Allen, I still don't have an invite I mentioned on post 18.

Sal, I listened to your radio interview.  Very good.
The offer I made to send you a picture of my 'Rock of all ages' still stands.

I don't feel so bad finding my posts on the Off Topic cutting room floor.
From there, I have no place to go but up.  No suggestions please.

Blessings

Zero



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Bill's internal E was inevertantly sent also to
me and not ment for my eyes.
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Dr. Dembski:
"I removed him, putting his email address both in the
spam filter and in the blacklist. Perhaps I was hasty.
I'm willing to be overruled.--Bill"

Me (this is the post I was banned for):

, I knew something had happened
but I didn't know what. When I had tried to post
all day,thinking the thread was locked, and then
seeing Allen's, I felt like a whore in church.
Will you talk about man's sixth sense on your sight?

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,12:13   

I just posted this on my thread, but since
it has to do with banning, I'd like to repeat
it here:

The shuttle is coming in in 10 minutes, which reminds me
of a cooincidence a few years back, I've not written about:

I had been converseing on a fundamentalest's site, The Highwaymen,
for a couple of weeks, when I stated some things I thought
were profound.  It was the morning of the shuttle return.
I was informed that I was banned.  At the same moment,
the suttle broke apart over Texas.

1:02 the shuttle is down safely.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Richard Simons



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,18:33   

I tried posting a couple of times but they never appeared. The third time I got the message that I was posting from a site that had been blocked. Now I've changed both my computer and address I'll have to try again and perhaps be a bit more subtle.

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lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,19:25   

I was banned under my user name KL and never could get back on. I think it was for my lack of creativity. I am not as funny or as clever as many of you.

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,19:29   

Edit/ Mistake
Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,19:39   

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a) I am not a satanist. Even though the label is humourously applied due to FTK's whiny comments, I reject it. Just like I would reject the label "christian" or "buddhist" if applied the same way.


I feel I should ask, which type of Satanist? The Anton LaVey kind or the Aleister Crowley kind? Only one believed in any kind of supernatural force(s). Anton LaVey just hated idiots and believed we were our own gods, and that satan was a literary device, effectively a codified kind of hedonsm with a few set rules. LaVey did dip his toe a little into lunacy a little, sadly, and did write about witches and so on, but the core to his beliefs was merely a blend of various naturalistic philosophies, with just a hit of mythical practice.

I would absolutely be appalled to be classed as a Crowley satanist. I would be a lot less bothered to be classed (incorrectly, by the by) as a LaVey satanist. They made some sense (except for the whole magic thing, that not so much).

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I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest.

You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,21:33   

Quote (Richard Simons @ Nov. 08 2007,01:33)
I tried posting a couple of times but they never appeared. The third time I got the message that I was posting from a site that had been blocked. Now I've changed both my computer and address I'll have to try again and perhaps be a bit more subtle.

I have to bow out to those who have had their actual IP address banned, not just their username.  To say nothing of those commenters so dangerous that they are not even allowed to read UD from their IP address.  Those people are heroes, man, heroes.

With a tear, then, I cede my crown, out of admiration for all of you.

Plus there were those pictures on MySpace, but my lawyer says I'm not supposed to talk about them.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2007,23:44   

REAL agnostics thank god for puppies:

http://scienceblogs.com/evolvin....ain.php

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These are the kind of joyful things in life that I thank God for giving to me.


Ah, feel the honesty.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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