Joined: Dec. 2006
|Quote (Lou FCD @ Jan. 22 2008,22:35)|
|Quote (stevestory @ Jan. 22 2008,21:25)|
|He told me that given his experience in Personnel, he was going to start putting huge lies on his resume, because those things were seldom checked. "If someone says they graduated with a Masters degree in Electrical Engineering from MIT, we just take it for granted that someone would never lie about something so easily checked."|
On that principle, I think I'll apply to NC State for a tenure track professorship in the Astrophysics department. I will, of course, be claiming that my two Doctorates came from NC State. I should get preferential status as an alum, right?
Y'know, it sounds just crazy enough to at least be fun...
P.S. Does State even have an Astrophysics department?
P.P.S. Does it matter? If they tell me they don't, I'll just tell them they're wrong and act like they're all stupid for not knowing about the legendary Astrophysics department there.
Who's buying the doughnuts and beer if they hire me?
My advice? DON'T use NC State for your degree - it is too easy to check. Pick some European university, and if you speak fluent French, or Italian, then a prestigious French or Italian school. If, like most Americans, you only speak English, then you will just have to settle for Oxford.
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11