Joined: Jan. 2006
<Steviepinhead, looking through an old box for possible stuffed panda:>
The blindfold, plush-lined cuffs, and nipple clips go flyin'. "Hmm, I thought my ex got rid of those long ago..."
Ah, getting warm--little stuffed hippo.
Warmer still, a round plastic penguin in a tux.
Cooler--old beat-up pinata.
Cooler still--chewed-up old dog toy, fortunately the old slime has all dried...
Dust balls and a couple of moth chrysalae.
Nope, no stuffed panda.
Maybe a table sign would be best after all. Just expecting y'all to look for the old balding guy with grey in his beard wouldn't get us very far in Greenwood, where every third guy meets that description...
Or maybe we could wear some kind of pin-on tag, y'know, like "AFDave gives good tard..."
Nah, on second thought.