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Dr.GH Posts: 2324 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 28 2007,18:39    Before deleting, I think Wes should check to see if this is the same asswipe that was bombing TalkOrigins. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 28 2007,19:25    Recent history tells us that these were sent to us by mistake.  They were obviously supposed to go to some high-ranking members of the Bush Administration, or GW's "close personal friend" William Dembksi. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,10:14    Its probably a bot. Perhaps something like http://www.captcha.net/ for your first post / first post of the day, if this becomes a problem. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,12:43    In the interest of erm "science" I thoroughly checked out each and every link and picture on a specially safety protected PC. I can safely say that all the porn we are being spammed with is crap. Call those lesbian teenagers? I'LL show you lesbian teenagers... ...I seem to have wandered off the point somewhat. Don't click the links! The pr0n it is a lie! Louis -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,12:48    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 29 2007,12:43) In the interest of erm "science" I thoroughly checked out each and every link and picture on a specially safety protected PC. I can safely say that all the porn we are being spammed with is crap. Call those lesbian teenagers? I'LL show you lesbian teenagers... ...I seem to have wandered off the point somewhat. Don't click the links! The pr0n it is a lie! Louis Louis, if you ever quit this board to "spend more time with your family", we'll know it's a lie. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,12:53    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 29 2007,18:48) Quote (Louis @ Aug. 29 2007,12:43) In the interest of erm "science" I thoroughly checked out each and every link and picture on a specially safety protected PC. I can safely say that all the porn we are being spammed with is crap. Call those lesbian teenagers? I'LL show you lesbian teenagers... ...I seem to have wandered off the point somewhat. Don't click the links! The pr0n it is a lie! Louis Louis, if you ever quit this board to "spend more time with your family", we'll know it's a lie. :angry: I should point out that my family is standing by me throughout this unfortunate period. I am not ashamed of what I have done, with the help of Tom Cruise and L Ron Hubbard, my addiciton to pr0n can be cured. Xenu be praised Louis -------------- Bye.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,13:31    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 29 2007,12:53) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 29 2007,18:48) Quote (Louis @ Aug. 29 2007,12:43) In the interest of erm "science" I thoroughly checked out each and every link and picture on a specially safety protected PC. I can safely say that all the porn we are being spammed with is crap. Call those lesbian teenagers? I'LL show you lesbian teenagers... ...I seem to have wandered off the point somewhat. Don't click the links! The pr0n it is a lie! Louis Louis, if you ever quit this board to "spend more time with your family", we'll know it's a lie. :angry: I should point out that my family is standing by me throughout this unfortunate period. I am not ashamed of what I have done, with the help of Tom Cruise and L Ron Hubbard, my addiciton to pr0n can be cured. Xenu be praised Louis Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Peter Henderson Posts: 298 Joined: Aug. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,14:48    The origins of junk e-mail are clear : http://www.answersingenesis.org/aftereden/view.aspx?id=14 are they being serious or is this an attempt by creationists at humour ?

Henry J Posts: 5760 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,20:52    Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! Henry

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2007,21:51    Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft.  I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2007,09:20    Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Odin, all the way baby! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2007,09:23    Oh, porn schmorn! The real thing is much more fun. Thor can beat up Zeus? Gosh, and take Odin's hot wheels away, too? Lemme tell you guys a story: There I was in a restaurant, eating lunch by myself, and listening to the guys at the next table: ?I totally rented this porn video and watched it in a hotel room with my buddies this weekend. I was a bad boy!? Then they were sneaking me looks to see if I heard them. I will regret for the rest of my life that I didn?t march right on over there and say: ?I had sex last night. [Which was true.] That means the man with me had sex with a woman in his bed. He didn?t watch simulated sex with a room full of other guys.? Get me? Man, I wish I had said that. *Shimmy* -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2007,10:51    Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 30 2007,17:23) Oh, porn schmorn! The real thing is much more fun. Thor can beat up Zeus? Gosh, and take Odin's hot wheels away, too? Lemme tell you guys a story: There I was in a restaurant, eating lunch by myself, and listening to the guys at the next table: ?I totally rented this porn video and watched it in a hotel room with my buddies this weekend. I was a bad boy!? Then they were sneaking me looks to see if I heard them. I will regret for the rest of my life that I didn?t march right on over there and say: ?I had sex last night. [Which was true.] That means the man with me had sex with a woman in his bed. He didn?t watch simulated sex with a room full of other guys.? Get me? ;) Man, I wish I had said that. *Shimmy* pah, i'll bet you didn't even pay for it..... -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2007,22:40    Quote (k.e @ Aug. 30 2007,09:51)   Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 30 2007,17:23) Oh, porn schmorn! The real thing is much more fun. Thor can beat up Zeus? Gosh, and take Odin's hot wheels away, too? Lemme tell you guys a story: There I was in a restaurant, eating lunch by myself, and listening to the guys at the next table: ?I totally rented this porn video and watched it in a hotel room with my buddies this weekend. I was a bad boy!? Then they were sneaking me looks to see if I heard them. I will regret for the rest of my life that I didn?t march right on over there and say: ?I had sex last night. [Which was true.] That means the man with me had sex with a woman in his bed. He didn?t watch simulated sex with a room full of other guys.? Get me? Man, I wish I had said that. *Shimmy* pah, i'll bet you didn't even pay for it..... My meal? Pele paid for the sex. Were on good terms. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,06:45    Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 31 2007,06:40) Quote (k.e @ Aug. 30 2007,09:51) ? Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 30 2007,17:23) Oh, porn schmorn! The real thing is much more fun. Thor can beat up Zeus? Gosh, and take Odin's hot wheels away, too? Lemme tell you guys a story: There I was in a restaurant, eating lunch by myself, and listening to the guys at the next table: ?I totally rented this porn video and watched it in a hotel room with my buddies this weekend. I was a bad boy!? Then they were sneaking me looks to see if I heard them. I will regret for the rest of my life that I didn?t march right on over there and say: ?I had sex last night. [Which was true.] That means the man with me had sex with a woman in his bed. He didn?t watch simulated sex with a room full of other guys.? Get me? ;) Man, I wish I had said that. *Shimmy* pah, i'll bet you didn't even pay for it..... My meal? :) Pele paid for the sex. Were on good terms. Oh yeah, I forgot, you were in a restaurant. I should have been more specific. I would have been tapping my feet to get you to hurry up and finish so you could complete your part of the bargain. And we hardly know each other! Did I tell you what my favourite part is (after a couple of reds)? -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Wesley R. Elsberry Posts: 4966 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,07:07    This is not Penthouse Letters. Get a room. Edited by Wesley R. Elsberry on Aug. 31 2007,07:07 -------------- "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,07:10    Editted to remove Penthouse Letters content. Louis Added in further edit: P.S. It was funny and involved pirates. -------------- Bye.

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,07:24    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 31 2007,15:10) Editted to remove Penthouse Letters content. Louis Added in further edit: P.S. It was funny and involved pirates. You smooth pommy bastard. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,08:50    Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Jim_Wynne Posts: 1208 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:12    Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft.  I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. -------------- Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:23    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,16:50) Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. Nar it comes from pomegranate a type of camp, gay Shakespearian fruit that emulates a part of the human body and the quasi-ape bipedal desire for pink flesh, HOMO!!!!!. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:24    Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,15:12) Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51)   Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. "You have a burning sensation?" "No, fire shoot out my dick" Aaaaaaaaaand we're back to Penthouse Letters Yadda da daaaa da da daaaaaaaaaaaa aa ah! {taps off stage} Louis P.S. A young girl walks into a doctor's office, the doc gets out his stehoscope and places it on her chest and says "Big breaths!". She replies "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen!" Try the veal! -------------- Bye.

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:26    Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,17:12) Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51)   Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. HAR HAR! RTH IS A GAY VEGITARIAN. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:28    Quote (k.e @ Aug. 31 2007,15:23) Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,16:50) Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. Nar it comes from pomegranate a type of camp, gay Shakespearian fruit that emulates a part of the human body and the quasi-ape bipedal desire for pink flesh, HOMO!!!!!. As I often say to Aussies and Kiwis when I encounter them in the UK: "Are you from Queensland?" Whatever the reply I interrupt and say "Yeah, well it's all the Queen's land, innit. Welcome back. Returning to the scene of the crime? Like a dog ta bleedin' vomit arntcha?"* Louis * Actually I don't say this at all. Aussies and Kiwis are normally great blokes to go out for a beer with. They also know about rugby and not the kiss chase poovery that is soccer. Hence a more accurate representation of my greeting would be "Maaaaaaaate! Fancy a Coldy?" shortly followed by a bout of quite intense alcoholism. -------------- Bye.

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:29    Quote (k.e @ Aug. 31 2007,17:26) Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,17:12) Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) ? Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. HAR HAR! RTH IS A GAY VEGITARIAN. Oooops, sorry I thought you said make up your own jokes. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:40    Quote "Maaaaaaaate! Fancy a Coldy?" shortly followed by a bout of quite intense alcoholism. Yer well, as long as you're not a helicopter pilot in the Balus Bar in Port Moresby which may contain my DNA, then I could consider your request. I could do with a moment of quietness comparable to a Sunday morning in a library. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:52    Quote (k.e @ Aug. 31 2007,10:40) ?   Quote "Maaaaaaaate! Fancy a Coldy?" shortly followed by a bout of quite intense alcoholism. Yer well, as long as you're not a helicopter pilot in the Balus Bar in Port Moresby which may contain my DNA, then I could consider your request. Do tell, how did that helicopter pilot end up containing your DNA? On second thought, please don't, Senator Craig. -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:57    By "Coldy" I meant a bottle of "Carlton Cold" an Aussie lager of my acquaintance. NOT, and I want to make this absolutely clear, a homosexualist bunk up of any description. What do you think I am, coy or something? If I want a shag I'll damned well ASK for a shag. And I don't want a shag with you, you Antipodean pervert (your lot is going to lose the rugby, bunch of kangaroo/wallaby/kakapo/thylacine molesting convicts etc etc yadda yadda yadda, insert standard nationalist bullshit here). A shag earlier today: Louis -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,09:59    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,08:50) Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. Erm, probably not. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,10:04    Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ Aug. 31 2007,17:52) Quote (k.e @ Aug. 31 2007,10:40) ? ? Quote "Maaaaaaaate! Fancy a Coldy?" shortly followed by a bout of quite intense alcoholism. Yer well, as long as you're not a helicopter pilot in the Balus Bar in Port Moresby which may contain my DNA, then I could consider your request. Do tell, how did that helicopter pilot end up containing your DNA? On second thought, please don't, Senator Craig. Typical, confuse the subject with the the object. Which cf. who.   *snicker* -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,10:05    Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,09:12) ? Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) ? ? Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. Rectum? It nearly killed him! Don't forget to tip your waitress! -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,10:55    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,09:59) Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,08:50) Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. Erm, probably not. Pfffff. An Aussie bird told me. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,11:07    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,18:55) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,09:59) Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,08:50) Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet. Erm, probably not. Pfffff. An Aussie bird told me. ffffffft She could have been descended from someone in Wales. And we all know they are the most radical Egyptian  Department store owners on Mars. Long live Dye Anner the queen of punk. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Steviepinhead Posts: 532 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,12:41    There you go, porn spammers.  Two pages of proof that, when it comes to degeneracy, the mind of any average BarCloser is far more potent than your trashiest video. My money's on "palm" for the origin of the Aussie slang.  Need I go into detail?

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,12:59    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,16:05) Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,09:12) ?   Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) ? ?   Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. Rectum? It nearly killed him! Don't forget to tip your waitress! [Cornish accent] When I was a lad at school the teacher asked the class to make a little poem with a specific word in it. The word we got was "Timbucktu". The class swot got up, Janie her name was, posh family, had fruit on the side board even though no one was sick. Used to get out of the bath to pee. Not our sort of people. Her poem was: As I was walking by the shore, I turned and then a ship I saw, It had a very handsome crew, Its destination Timbuktu. "Very good" says the teacher. Then it was my turn. My poem was: Tim and I went down to Kent, We found three women in a tent, There wasn't very much to do, So I bucked one and Tim bucked two. I was expelled. Later on my friend Denzel and I had a double wedding. On the wedding night, before we all retired, Denzel and I (quite drunk at this point) decided to have a shagging competition. I said to Denzel "You'll never beat me at shagging. They don't call me the mad muffer from Mousehole for nothing you know. Anyway, how are we going to keep score?" Denzel replied that we'd take a piece of chalk from the dart board and make a mark on the bedpost each time we had a portion. So off we went to bed and I gave the Mrs a right good seeing to. I marked my bedpost and went to sleep. About half an hour later I woke up and gave the Mrs another portion. Two. I thought "Two, that's pretty good" and marked my bedpost. A couple of hours later, about 2 in the morning, I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again. She didn't wake up for that one, but I thought "Three, that's bloody good that is, three." and marked my bedpost again. About 8 in the morning, Denzel comes in on his hands and knees and looks at the bed post and cries "Hundred and eleven. BASTARD. You beat me by one!". [/Cornish accent] Louis P.S. Let's have a piss up shall us? -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,13:12    Quote I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,13:22    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,19:12) Quote I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again. "I do not like these women. They all have big beards." Louis -------------- Bye.

Dr.GH Posts: 2324 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,22:24    I'm sorry I posted at all. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,22:31    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,11:05) Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,09:12) ?   Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) ? ?   Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. Rectum? It nearly killed him! Don't forget to tip your waitress! I keep seeing this punchline, but what's the joke?

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2007,08:44    Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 31 2007,22:31) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,11:05) Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 31 2007,09:12) ? ? Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51) ? ? ? Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52) Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? " Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;) Henry Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus. Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. Make up your own joke. Rectum? It nearly killed him! Don't forget to tip your waitress! I keep seeing this punchline, but what's the joke? hth: Little Johnny's teacher asked him how the weekend went. He told her, "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass." She corrected him replying, "rectum." Johnny said, "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!!" -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

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