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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,06:23   

Here is hoping your tomorrow starts like this.



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,06:30   

heh.  Cheers to that!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,08:15   

Must be something to do with the name "Lou"...

But happy Birthday anyway, and oh one more thing... I WAS SAFE!!!



edited for spelling boo-boo

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,08:38   

Geez,

It's always hard to say good-bye to friends.  You remember all the good times you had, the sad times, the drinking times.  You try to recall if you said the right things.  It's hard to remember your last words, or his.  But the thing that'll never be forgotten is that he lived his life his....

What?

He's NOT dead?...

uh, wow.  that's totally embarrassing.

Happy day of your birth, Lou.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:04   

Thanks fellas.



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out, by stickb0y7


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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:28   

From goo to Lou!
From none to 41!
41? Just a pup!

Shimmies galore, of course, on your birthday, but if there are birthdays, doesnít that mean that thereís a birthdaynator?

(answer: no, a birthdaygator)



Happy birthday! :)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:28   

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO LOU,
DAVE-TARD HATES YOU
WANTED A DATE WITH
TEH CORPORAL KATE
AND TEH JANIEBELL TOOOOOooooo...



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:37   

Shimmies back, Kristine (don't look, it ain't pretty).

Rich, that made me lol.  (Is it unethical conceit for me to stamp a PotW sticker on that?)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:43   

Quote (Lou FCD @ May 01 2008,09:37)
Shimmies back, Kristine (don't look, it ain't pretty).

Rich, that made me lol. †(Is it unethical conceit for me to stamp a PotW sticker on that?)

IT AM YOUR BIRFDAY! DO WAT U WANTS!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,09:58   

41 is the new 41.

So enjoy, man.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,10:00   



Remember, "you're not getting older, you're just getting dirtier".

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,10:12   

Thanks RB, I will.

Arden, that's what I told my wife.  I asked for these for my birthday:



She went into a frenzy, most of which I didn't quite catch, but I'm sure I distinctly heard the name, "Lorena Bobbitt".

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,10:42   

Happy birthday old man!  As a treat, do we get to throw all your posts today to the bathroom wall?

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,10:58   

Quote (Bob O'H @ May 01 2008,11:42)
Happy birthday old man!  As a treat, do we get to throw all your posts today to the bathroom wall?

Sure, why not?  (Insert self-deprecating humorous comment here and laugh.)

:D

Thanks for the well wishes.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,11:04   

Hey, Lou

I just got back from class, so all the good lines have been taken by earlier well-wishers. I do like "From goo to Lou". Or is that Loo?

Anyhoo, have a good  one, and don't forget to eat your veggies.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,11:07   

Quote (Lou FCD @ May 01 2008,08:58)
 
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Happy birthday old man! †As a treat, do we get to throw all your posts today to the bathroom wall?

Sure, why not? †(Insert self-deprecating humorous comment here and laugh.)

But his revenge tomorrow will be all the more horrific. †:angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,11:34   

Happy Birthday Lou,

TEECH TEH CONTROVERSEA! LOU IS AKTURLY 50! FORGET YOUNG EARTH, WE HAVE OLD MODERATOR!

As Bill kindly says 41 is the new 41, I disagree of course, it's the new black. The Ku Klux Klan will be burning a large 4 and a 1 on your lawn this evening to celebrate. Although they might forget the 1 and have a bit fall off the 4 so it looks like a cross. Still it's the thought that counts eh?

I am recovered from the man flu and thus off to climb a mountain this weekend. So I shall raise several Scottish beers in your honour. Of course I was going to raise several Scottish beers anyway, but now I have a "reason"!

Did you get those hot buttered lesbians I sent you? I sure hope I poked enough air holes in their packaging... THAT IS NOT A EUPHAMISM!

Drink many and enjoy!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,12:03   

Quote (Louis @ May 01 2008,12:34)
TEECH TEH CONTROVERSEA! LOU IS AKTURLY 50! FORGET YOUNG EARTH, WE HAVE OLD MODERATOR!

Ftk says Lou is either 41 years old, or was born 30 minutes ago. So far there is no decisive evidence that permits us to decide. I'm teaching both sides so are kid's can decide.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,12:15   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ May 01 2008,18:03)
Quote (Louis @ May 01 2008,12:34)
TEECH TEH CONTROVERSEA! LOU IS AKTURLY 50! FORGET YOUNG EARTH, WE HAVE OLD MODERATOR!

Ftk says Lou is either 41 years old, or was born 30 minutes ago. So far there is no decisive evidence that permits us to decide. I'm teaching both sides so are kid's can decide.

I approve of your remarks and want to purchase your merchandise.

However there are at least 3 sides to every story. FTK thinks Lou is younger, you think Lou is exactly the age he is, I on the other hand think Lou is really some crusty old dude of at least 50 (because that's like the oldest you know age or whatever. Except for 60 obviously).

I think that only christian kids should decide. Because muslim kids are winning the fanaticism war* and therefore should be excluded to make it a fair playing field.

Louis

* I has seen Jesus Camp. Scary.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,12:38   

Lou:

She went into a frenzy, most of which I didn't quite catch, but I'm sure I distinctly heard the name, "Lorena Bobbitt".
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Loena Bobbitt, what an ironic name.
When she threw it out her car window, it hit the windshield of the car behind her in which a man was driveing his young son to school.
The son asked, "What was that Daddy?"
Not wanting to talk about it, the father said, "Oh, that was just a bug."
The son exclaimed, "Boy, he sure had a big pecker,didn't he!"

Happy Birthday Lou, just remember, old age is the price you pay for livin'.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,12:43   

Thanks Alby.

As for the rest,

A. I'm honored to be so honoured with Scottish beer on the mountainside.

2. The lesbians have either not arrived or my wife found the package before I did.

iii. I'm an advocate of Last Lousdayism, wherein I was actually created ex nihilo last Lousday with full history intact.

f.  IF YOU DOUBT THIS IS POSSIBLE, HOW IS IT THERE ARE PYGMIES + DWARFS??

666. Thanks Zero, that made me laugh.  Just for you,  I give unto you TRUE prophesy:

     
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Heds up! A monstar cum outta oshun!

1 An I r in ur sandz looking at ur waterz: an OH NOES! A monstar camez out. He can has severn hedz an ten hornz: an can has ten crouwnz.2 An teh monstar I saws It iz layk lopard, an It can has pawz layk bear, an It can has mout layk lionz. An Teh dragn gaved it teh powurz an teh chairz an teh autoritiez.3 An I sawz teh munster hurtz in teh hed: An laterz teh monstar hed he getz bettar: An evry pepls goes layk: OMFG! in wunder.4 An evry1 goes wrship teh munster an Evry1 goes wrship teh dragn bcuz he r haveing teh powurz. Any1 stolez hiz cheezburgerz? No wai!

5 An teh monstar sai bad of Ceiling Cat and he also sed teh monstar wuz clevar. He can has powurz 4 yeerz an yeerz.6 An teh monstar openez mout: An then he sed he h8z Ceiling Cat! OMFG.7 An teh monstur wuntz 2 taek teh cheezburgerz form Ceiling Cat. Teh monstar goes layk: "I r in ur Urf killing ur doodz an ur seints!": An teh monstar can has powurs obr Urf.8 An all teh pepls on teh Urf wrship him coz teh peplz namez not in Teh bookz of laif of teh ded lamb.

9 Listan j00.10 If U make kitteh goeth unto cat carrier then one dai U goeth unto car carrier. If kitteh eatz birdeh then kitteh getz eatanz one dai. Ceiling Cat saiz so keke.


Look Owt! A monstah cum outta teh urth!

11 An anothar monstar cumz form teh earth! Dis 1 can has too horn liek a lamb but soundz layk a dragn.12 An he haz teh powurz layk teh othar monstar. Ppl liek him 2.13 An he maeded Graet Wunderz: He r casting majik missel unto Urf. Scarey!14 An Evry1 wuz trixored. Letz maek a akshun film bcuz teh monstar iz strongar then Stevan Seegul.15 An Teh othar monstar maed evry1 watch teh film or he casted majik missil at tehm.16 An He maeded evry1 by it on vidio an dvd an teh speshun editiun. An maeded evry1 has markz on teh hed17 An U has a markz!! Or no moar cheezburgerz!

18 Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!


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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,13:22   

For my birthday, my daughter bought me a T-shirt with a photo of Bush I speaking to Bush II.

The caption reads:

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Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother.  I didn't pull out in time.


Appropriate, given that today is the fifth anniversary of "Mission Accomplished", and Dubya just set the record for highest disapproval rating of an American President in modern history.

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"No president has ever had a higher disapproval rating in any CNN or Gallup poll; in fact, this is the first time that any president's disapproval rating has cracked the 70 percent mark," said CNN Polling Director Keating Holland.

"Bush's approval rating, which stands at 28 percent in our new poll, remains better than the all-time lows set by Harry Truman and Richard Nixon (22 percent and 24 percent, respectively) but even those two presidents never got a disapproval rating in the 70s," Holland added. "The previous all-time record in CNN or Gallup polling was set by Truman, 67 percent disapproval in January 1952."

CNN Senior Political Analyst Bill Schneider adds, "He is more unpopular than Richard Nixon was just before he resigned from the presidency in August 1974." President Nixon's disapproval rating in August 1974 stood at 67 percent.


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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,13:27   

Maybe that's the news Bush needs to clear some time to hit the campaign trail for his good buddy, John McCain.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,13:58   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ May 01 2008,09:58)
41 is the new 41.

So enjoy, man.

After ID gets through with it, 41 will be the 41 paradigm.

Either way, hangovers go away after a few days so have fun.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,14:17   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ May 01 2008,14:27)
Maybe that's the news Bush needs to clear some time to hit the campaign trail for his good buddy, John McCain.

At least he'd be unavailable for further mucking up the world.


 
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After ID gets through with it, 41 will be the 41 paradigm.

Either way, hangovers go away after a few days so have fun.


Thanks BWE, I intend to.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,14:56   

How much dust is on Lou?

If he is 41 we should be able to measure a detectable amount of meteoric dust.  According to the best measurements made by Hans Pettersson, 14 million tons of dust settles each year on the Earth - that's 14,000,000,000,000 grams.  The population of the Earth is 6,664,907,984 so each person is receiving 2.1 Kg of space dust annually.  If Lou is 41 as has been claimed by materialist posters, he should have 86 Kg or 189.81 Lb  of space dust on him.  This is clearly ridiculous, the only possible conclusion is that Lou is younger than the materialists claim.

Given that he only seems to have at most 125 grams, that clearly puts his age at 22 days, well within Bible limits

Idiotucus
22:13 And their days in the land shall be long but their years be short and the dust of the Heavens shall not be theirs
22:14 For though they speak as men, their minds are as suckling babies
22:15 Behold they drink of the juice of the vine and of the barley, yet their speech is of unknown tongues
22:16 For the Lord God is a Jealous God and He did not get an invitation, so verily they are accursed.
22;17 Their bodies will stagger and the demons within will batter at their Temples until they cry out to the Lord
22:18 "Oh God, why did I imbibe so recklessly, like a boy mounting his first virgin."
22:19 And the Lord will laugh and say "Serves you right for not recognising Me when I showed up with a case of Bud,  for you did scorn my offering calling it swill of the macro.
22:20 So shall your descendants, yeah until the nth generation, call out to the Lord in repentance, as they worship the porcelain. Yet will they remember?
22:21 Nay, for I the Lord hath spoken from my nether regions.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,16:55   

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22:20 So shall your descendants, yeah until the nth generation, call out to the Lord in repentance, as they worship the porcelain. Yet will they remember?
22:21 Nay, for I the Lord hath spoken from my nether regions.

So say we all.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,18:42   

Quote (Louis @ May 01 2008,12:15)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ May 01 2008,18:03)
Quote (Louis @ May 01 2008,12:34)
TEECH TEH CONTROVERSEA! LOU IS AKTURLY 50! FORGET YOUNG EARTH, WE HAVE OLD MODERATOR!

Ftk says Lou is either 41 years old, or was born 30 minutes ago. So far there is no decisive evidence that permits us to decide. I'm teaching both sides so are kid's can decide.

I approve of your remarks and want to purchase your merchandise.

However there are at least 3 sides to every story. FTK thinks Lou is younger, you think Lou is exactly the age he is, I on the other hand think Lou is really some crusty old dude of at least 50 (because that's like the oldest you know age or whatever. Except for 60 obviously).

I think that only christian kids should decide. Because muslim kids are winning the fanaticism war* and therefore should be excluded to make it a fair playing field.

Louis

* I has seen Jesus Camp. Scary.

41?? Awe, you is just a kid!

Happy Birthday! :p

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,18:46   

Thanks!  Forever Young...

:)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,18:49   

41?

I have clothes that old.

Happy Birthday.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,20:07   

41?

PUPPY!!!!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,20:08   

& happiest of days to ya!!

(sorry for the 2 parter)

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,22:11   

10Q all for your fine well wishes.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2008,23:58   

Well, I haven't been around here long, but you seem alright, so happy birthday. †Here's some Dr. Rockso, The Rock'n'Roll Birthday Clown. He does cocaine:


(edited 11/4/2008: New Image Host)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2008,01:08   

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2. The lesbians have either not arrived or my wife found the package before I did.

Have you since your wife since the time the package should have arrived?

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2008,07:14   

Thanks didymos.  What's he doin' in that guy's pocket there?

oh, nevermind.

I have, Bob.  She's been strangely smug and unusually willing to go out of her way to be nice to me.  There are several possible reasons for that, but I'm hoping it's because she decided to keep the package.  Maybe once the newness wears off a little, she'll be willing to share.

Hey, if creobots can live in their own dream-world reality, so can I.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2008,12:42   

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Thanks didymos.  What's he doin' in that guy's pocket there?

Actually, he's looking for cocaine.  Looks worse than it is though, which is of course why I posted it.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2008,04:28   

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iii. I'm an advocate of Last Lousdayism, wherein I was actually created ex nihilo last Lousday with full history intact.


Lou, ur a Cylon? Strange, I haven't seen you at any of the meetings.

Happy (very) Belated Birthday Wishes.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2008,07:02   

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iii. I'm an advocate of Last Lousdayism, wherein I was actually created ex nihilo last Lousday with full history intact.


Lou, ur a Cylon? Strange, I haven't seen you at any of the meetings.

Happy (very) Belated Birthday Wishes.

Thank you.

Just don't say "Toaster".  It's bigoted and an ugly term.

Sorry 'bout the meetings, I've been a little busy chasing skirts aboard the Galactica.  Y'all just argue all the time anyway.

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Sorry 'bout the meetings, I've been a little busy chasing skirts aboard the Galactica.  Y'all just argue all the time anyway.

No, lately, we've started shooting at each other too. Good times.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2008,13:02   

Hey, Lou's birthday was three days ago. No way we have to keep being nice to him.  :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2008,17:15   

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Just don't say "Toaster".  It's bigoted and an ugly term.

Sorry 'bout the meetings, I've been a little busy chasing skirts aboard the Galactica.  Y'all just argue all the time anyway.


If not "toaster", what about "skinjob"? ;) :p

Henry

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2008,18:02   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 04 2008,14:02)
Hey, Lou's birthday was three days ago. No way we have to keep being nice to him.  :angry:



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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2008,06:10   

Back from Scotland, drank many beers in your honour. Went to some bar called "Frankenstein", not good, things hurt. Never ever drink pitchers of Red Bull cocktails two days before climbing a mountain.

I'm going to be nice to you, just to spite Chatfield. More lesbians have been sent by post to mark the occasion.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2008,07:35   

Thank you sir.  I'll tip a few in your honour as well.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2008,13:49   

41?  Are you even shaving yet?

Happy birthday anyhow.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2008,13:52   

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41?  Are you even shaving yet?

Happy birthday anyhow.

After reading about Bug Girl having pubic lice in her mailbox, I'm definitely shaving.

Several times a day.

;)

Thanks.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:01   

Today Lou
is forty-two

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:12   

Quote (khan @ May 01 2009,10:01)
Today Lou
is forty-two

and so we honor
from goo to Lou

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:14   

Treat yourself to a new dress and some 44FFF's to fill 'em out.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:15   

pfftt 44FFFFs are nothing

I bet lou has three nipples

happy birthday to all your nipples lou

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:15   

a good birfday to you; if you don't mind driving fifty miles, dinner is on me.  :D
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:15   

Happy Birfday cheese!

I hope the girls are doing something nice for you.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:30   

Happiest. Birthday. Evar.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:35   

Happy Birthday. Are you still 41? If so that is one fuck of a good trick and I think you should share it with the group.

Have a great one. Oh and BTW if those lesbians haven't arrived yet they may be a teeeensy bit past their sell by date. Fresh lesbians will have to be shipped.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,10:36   

That's amazing. It seems only a year ago since your last birthday.

Many happy returns!

Gros bisous
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,11:25   

Oh, see, both of us are Tauruses.  It all makes sense now.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,11:25   

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For you, Lou, the brew that is true.


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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,12:07   

What †the hell?

Even the Discovery Labs Secret HQ celebrates your Birthday!





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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,12:16   

It's all entropy from here.

Happy entropy day!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,13:14   

Given the topic title, I'd say that 42 is the new 41.  Have a happy birthday Lou!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,13:56   

42 is a great number!  Congrats, Lou!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,17:21   

Congratulations on being the answer to the Question.

Better hurry and finish your degree or we'll be welcoming you to the profession and celebrating your retirement simultaneously. ;)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,17:33   

Happy 0010 1010nd birthday LOU!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,17:36   

Feliz Geburtstag, Lou!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,17:43   

Late as always (I blame time zones). Kia ora, happy birthday.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,17:59   

Q: What do you give a moderator on his birthday?

A: A moderate cake



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,21:24   

Happy Birthday, Lou! I must admit, though, I feel slighted that I wasn't invited to the party........


Louis was there.........

Kristine too.....



And Carlson.................


But yet I get no invite? Try to do better by me next year......

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,22:08   

Thank you all for your kind wishes.

I love you guys (and girls), man.

My birthday wish is that we each contribute to a better world next year than this.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,23:23   

Belated happy birthday!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2009,23:51   

Happy Happy

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2009,04:30   

Late again.  Story of my life <mutter mutter>

Happy birthday Lou.

Hwyl fawr.

Huw

  
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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2009,06:08   

Quote (EyeNoU @ May 02 2009,03:24)
Happy Birthday, Lou! I must admit, though, I feel slighted that I wasn't invited to the party........


Louis was there.........

[SNIP]

This photo is a vile and libellous falsehood, how dare you.

I would NEVER leave beer undrunk in a pint glass. Finish your pint BEFORE moving onto the next one, 'tis a principle of honour and such like.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2009,09:00   

Quote (Louis @ May 02 2009,14:08)
Quote (EyeNoU @ May 02 2009,03:24)
Happy Birthday, Lou! I must admit, though, I feel slighted that I wasn't invited to the party........


Louis was there.........

[SNIP]

This photo is a vile and libellous falsehood, how dare you.

I would NEVER leave beer undrunk in a pint glass. Finish your pint BEFORE moving onto the next one, 'tis a principle of honour and such like.

Louis

Well that certainly explains buggery in English public schools.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2009,11:49   

Thank you all, as well.

EyeNoU, if you post here, you are welcome to the annual party (even a lying, disgusting moron like Denial (because he'd make a lovely piŮata)).

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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2009,04:29   

Quote (k.e.. @ May 02 2009,15:00)
Quote (Louis @ May 02 2009,14:08)
Quote (EyeNoU @ May 02 2009,03:24)
Happy Birthday, Lou! I must admit, though, I feel slighted that I wasn't invited to the party........


Louis was there.........

[SNIP]

This photo is a vile and libellous falsehood, how dare you.

I would NEVER leave beer undrunk in a pint glass. Finish your pint BEFORE moving onto the next one, 'tis a principle of honour and such like.

Louis

Well that certainly explains buggery in English public schools.

How the hell does THAT work? Finishing your pint like a gentleman explains buggery in English public schools?

You've been eating exotic mushrooms again haven't you K.E.?

Pent up pubescent sexual desires/desire for an "A" in Latin explain buggery in English Public schools. The drinking is unrelated. Well unless you're drinking to forget buggery in English public schools. Either way you have it wrong or backwards.

And, perhaps sadly, I was never buggered whilst at public school. Perhaps I was an ugly child. Should I seek "unbuggered reparations"? Was I diddled out of a diddling?

Enquiring minds really don't want to know.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2009,07:42   

Happy birthday Lou!
:)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2009,09:20   

Aagh!  damn ISP decided to go on holiday rather than switch my connection.  So I missed this.  Bugger!

No, that's not an imperative.

Anyway, happy 34th Wii birthday.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2009,23:16   

Thank ya, fellers.

Nice to see you noticed, Bob.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2009,17:20   

*Hangs head* I just got through finals/torture/drop class week, may I use that as an excuse? †:(

41 - just a pup! :) Happy birthday!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2009,18:53   

just finish your little pint, loose

Lou many more my friend.  nipples.  and birthdays too.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2009,22:13   

42 now, Kristine. This is the resurrected thread from last year.

Thank you though.

And 'Ras, thanks on both counts.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 05 2009,11:47   

Quote (Lou FCD @ May 04 2009,22:13)
42 now, Kristine. This is the resurrected thread from last year.

Thank you though.

And 'Ras, thanks on both counts.

Oh, well, I can't call you a "pup" anymore, then! :p

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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2009,16:10   

Congratulations!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 06 2009,20:31   

Thanks, oh voweless one.

Kristine, just don't call me late for dinner. :p

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