Joined: Jan. 2006
No no, you see what happened was that bricks co-evolved alongside us as part of the final clinching proof for the non existance of god. After all it's totally impossible that something so fantastically useful as a brick would evolve purely by chance. So that proves god exists, proof destroys faith, and without faith god is nothing.
Cogito ergo sum
Quod erat demonstradum
Alea jacta est
Redde Caesari quae sunt Caesaris
Veni vidi vici
Vidi vici veni
Cornelia et Flavia sub arborum sunt
Timeo Danaos et dona ferrentes*
P.S. Apologies to Douglas Adams. Ohhh look is that a zebra crossing?
*This comes from my all time favourite Latin verb** ferro: I bring, bear or carry. It's so irregular it might as well be an English word! Ferro Ferre Tuli Latus sum, I bring, to bring, I will bring, I have brought. Ahhhhh Latin.
** I suppose I have now outed myself as someone who has a favourite Latin verb. Since it's an irregular one I suppose this also says far too much about my aberrant psychology. The only depth I could plumb that's deeper than this is to have devised my own Latin motto as a child.***
*** Semper in stercum solus profundus variat. Always in the shit except the depth varies.