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Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,15:35    You have probably seen Kris Helpinstine's power point propaganda by now, if not you can hurl here Keep in mind this was in a high school science class.   Secondly, a recent article and interview with the dorkus himself talks about the aftermath and how important teaching "facts" is to this guy.  One of the "facts" he taught to children (via AIG propaganda) was that poodles did not evolve like other dogs, no sir, they are the result of god's curse.  Seriously.  God cursed their DNA or somesuch nonsense.  Got to love those facts taught by creepy christchun creationists! Anyhow, as far as the interview goes, you can hurl here. My favorite quote from this tard: "I realize I made a mistake, some of this was too heavy for these students. I should have waited until they were seniors." Yes indeed, only seniors should be taught poodles are the result of god's curse and not evolution.  That is far too heavy for juniors or sophmores. What a freaking luntic. -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,15:44    You omitted the best part of the poodle reference! Quote In the 2003 essay about poodles, Ham argued that poodles are the result of a downward process. They did not just develop from dog genes, but from cursed copies of dog genes. "Dogs like poodles are the result of the Curse!" Ham wrote in his essay. "Each time I arrive home and our pet Bichon races to the door to meet me, I am reminded of my sin, that I, in Adam, sinned and ushered in the Fall." -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,15:46    Come to think of it when I look at a poodle I tend to wonder who fucked up... -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,15:46    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 29 2007,15:35) One of the "facts" he taught to children (via AIG propaganda) was that poodles did not evolve like other dogs, no sir, they are the result of god's curse.  Seriously.  God cursed their DNA or somesuch nonsense.  Got to love those facts taught by creepy christchun creationists! Actually, I think he got that one right.  I mean, seriously: If that ain't evil incarnate, I don't know what is. With that haircut, dollar to doughnuts they are homos, too - DS -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,15:51    I guess the creepy christian creationists at AIG never bothered to learn that poodles were bred by human beings, who obviously hate their fellow man. -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2007,10:49    Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 29 2007,14:46) With that haircut, dollar to doughnuts they are homos, too - DS Carlsonjok - Man, that's some GOOD posting, getting DS to visit and add to the post, just like old times on UD! Actually, Dave's looks would probably be improved with this kind of haircut I think. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

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