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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,02:28   

Jim Wynne says:



Edited by stevestory on Aug. 09 2008,03:29

   
jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,02:31   

Happy birthday to you, Jim!  And many more!

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,03:17   

Ahhhhh excellent. Another year of not being dead. Celebrate it. Many great wishes of wonderfulness on your non-death-iversary.

Louis

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,06:50   

Hey, Jim

Happy Birthday, and I hope that lots of colorful birds visit your feeders today. If not, just have a couple of margaritas, and they will at least seem more colorful!

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,07:19   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 09 2008,02:28)
Jim Wynne says:


Enjoy being Queen for a day.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,07:20   

Happy Birthday!

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,08:37   

Happy Birthday, Jim, you pedantic ass.

;)

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,08:57   

happy birthday my friend.  i recommend the oatmeal quiche followed by quaffs of port, lungfuls of hookah and a nice long snoozer on a park bench.  but you do as you like it's your birthday.

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Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,11:16   

Thanks to all. I especially like the Louis's idea of not being dead.

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,11:31   

The key to staying young is to pick an age you like and stick with it.

Happy squirt-day, you.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,11:46   

This is your Birthday song!
It isn't very long.....

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,12:20   



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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,13:41   

Err, yes, happy bird-day.

Sorry, no LOLbears from me, but I hope you're too busy enjoying yourself to read this.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,14:49   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 09 2008,17:16)
Thanks to all. I especially like the Louis's idea of not being dead.

Not being dead IS an exceedingly good thing. Being dead severely impacts one's golf handicap and can put a crimp in an otherwise august and noble drinking career.

I've heard, although yet to confirm it, that not being alive is less than conducive to one's sex life also.

Bear these important things in mind as you celebrate not being dead for another year.

;-)

Louis

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,14:55   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 09 2008,15:49)
I've heard, although yet to confirm it, that not being alive is less than conducive to one's sex life also.

Only if you happen to be the dead participant.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,15:19   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Aug. 09 2008,20:55)
Quote (Louis @ Aug. 09 2008,15:49)
I've heard, although yet to confirm it, that not being alive is less than conducive to one's sex life also.

Only if you happen to be the dead participant.

I was concerned that my deliberately humourous comment would elicit necrophilic postings from some members of the community.

I never suspected it would be YOU!

:O

Louis

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lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,17:30   

Happy Birthday! (Yeah, I'm a little late...)
Hope you've had a great day.  :)

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,18:27   

Have many more happy ones.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,20:01   

Happy solar circumnavigation & best wishes on the many more to follow.

Given my username, I'll just take the high road and refrain from commenting on the blatant pro-life propaganda in this thread. Necrophobes.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 09 2008,20:30   

Happy birfday two ewe.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 10 2008,11:22   

I have been away, and just got back in time to wish you a late good birthday.  So, how long will it be before you start yelling at the neighborhood kids to stay off your lawn, think that Iraq and Pakistan share a border, and confuse Suni and Shia?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 10 2008,17:23   

Quote (J-Dog @ Aug. 10 2008,11:22)
I have been away, and just got back in time to wish you a late good birthday. So, how long will it be before you start yelling at the neighborhood kids to stay off your lawn, think that Iraq and Pakistan share a border, and confuse Suni and Shia?

Keep it down, will you? Goddam kids. :angry:

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 10 2008,17:51   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 10 2008,23:23)
Quote (J-Dog @ Aug. 10 2008,11:22)
I have been away, and just got back in time to wish you a late good birthday. So, how long will it be before you start yelling at the neighborhood kids to stay off your lawn, think that Iraq and Pakistan share a border, and confuse Suni and Shia?

Keep it down, will you? Goddam kids. :angry:

"Go on Billy! The ball went over the fence into the Wynne house. It's your turn to get it back. Watch out for Old Man Wynne, he's eats kid's brains apparently."

Louis

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lcd



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 10 2008,19:45   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 09 2008,03:17)
Ahhhhh excellent. Another year of not being dead. Celebrate it. Many great wishes of wonderfulness on your non-death-iversary.

Louis

You certainly have a way with words.

As I was able to navigate I-40 from the beach today, should I celebrate my "non-accidents"?

:)

Happy birthday Jim

Dammit Jim, he's NOT dead

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,04:32   

Quote (lcd @ Aug. 11 2008,01:45)
Quote (Louis @ Aug. 09 2008,03:17)
Ahhhhh excellent. Another year of not being dead. Celebrate it. Many great wishes of wonderfulness on your non-death-iversary.

Louis

You certainly have a way with words.

As I was able to navigate I-40 from the beach today, should I celebrate my "non-accidents"?

:)

Happy birthday Jim

Dammit Jim, he's NOT dead

Absolutely!

(Although you should realise that I was being humourous)

Every non accident or non death is a cause for celebration. Life: it's got to be better than the alternative.

;-)

Louis

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lcd



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,06:33   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 11 2008,04:32)
Absolutely!

(Although you should realise that I was being humourous)

Every non accident or non death is a cause for celebration. Life: it's got to be better than the alternative.

;-)

Louis

Yep, that is why I had the smiley face :) (I guess I should have used  :) from the smilies to the left)

Why they are different?

  
lcd



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,06:35   

:)   :(  :D  :p  ;)  ???  :O  :angry:

Each one, in order left to right, column one on down.....

Any chance I can earn the edit function here?  I really don't want to have to sleep with someone though, the wife will be upset.

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,07:11   

lcd, there is an annoying little unchecked check box just below the message window where you type in your message, that asks, "Do you wish to enable emoticons for this post?"

You have to check that to graphicalomolize your smilies, and if you preview your comment, you have to re-check the damned thing.

:)  :(  :D  :p  ;)  ???  :O  :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,07:14   

Lou, if you're going through all those emotions that quickly, you should see a psychiat- ...

Oh, never mind.

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Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,08:14   

Just wanted everyone to know that it's Monday morning, and I'm still not dead.  I will post again if this status changes.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,12:09   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 11 2008,14:14)
Just wanted everyone to know that it's Monday morning, and I'm still not dead. I will post again if this status changes.

Good work! Try not to be dead tomorrow. Repeat as necessary.



Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 11 2008,13:46   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Aug. 11 2008,09:14)
Just wanted everyone to know that it's Monday morning, and I'm still not dead.  I will post again if this status changes.



Meanwhile, in other news,Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 12 2008,00:26   

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Meanwhile, in other news,Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.


I understand he took the gold in Beijing in the "cadaver diving" event.   :)

  
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