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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,13:38   

Even if I do say so myself!   :p


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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,14:10   

You don't say?

Parabens a voce.  Feliz aniversario.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,15:37   

I would say happy birthday to you in some fancy language, or perhaps provide you with some novel and wonderful LOLcat, bon mot or image. However, it is late on a Sunday after a busy weekend of rugby and such. I am bruised and tired, therefor I shall treat you to a classic:

Happy Birthday!


P.S. Some people, mistaken fools that they are, may think this post is in some way similar to the one on k.e.'s thread. This is a vicious lie and completely untrue.


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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,18:40   

Happy Birfday!

So, how many angels CAN dance on the head of a pin?

Just askin'.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,22:02   

Happy barfday, because I hope you're getting plastered (on a bike - on a bike!;).

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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2010,23:54   

Hear hear.

Happy birthday, oh pinheaded one. Nice skull.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,06:18   

Happy day of still breathing oxygen*.

*(I am assuming you do breath oxygen but in no way wish to sound biologically restrictive or elitist in saying that only oxygen is good. H2S is equally as good if that is what you want. So too could NH3 or CH4 if either of those float your boat or any other vessel that rides on whatever particular fluid covers whatever % of your planet or homeworld)

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,06:47   

I knowed it wuz ur birfday an I posted ur very own thred at TalkRational!  Lookie!

I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.


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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,07:41   

Please remember on your birfday, that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

For every pinhead, there is...

for your Birthday, please lable the picture as:
Your Personal Favorite UD poster

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,08:29   

Happy Birfday Stevie!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
" was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine


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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,08:43   

Happy Birthday!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,09:00   

"Spot a pin and pick it up, and all day long your prick is up"

Well, at least that's how I remember the saying...

Joyeux anniversaire!!!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,09:12   

Happy Trip Through Time and Space!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,11:30   

Welcome to another year.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,14:04   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 12 2010,07:00)
"Spot a pin and pick it up, and all day long your prick is up"

Well, at least that's how I remember the saying...

Joyeux anniversaire!!!

Thanks all, particularly Wolfie for the PM and thread, and Schrodinger for reminding me of a virtue of pin-spotting that had not previously been, er, pointed out to me.  Friends in the local area did attend to food and drinks, and getting me plastered.  Thanks to them (they know who they are...).

Warmest felicitations and I'll try to be a little more timely in my birthday greetings to others in the future!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,18:37   

Happy belated birthday!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2010,18:53   


It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

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