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Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,15:35    I found this via PT but thought it was worth it's own thread here. Seems Dimski ID textbook for our friends at FTE, "The Design of Life" is nearer to thee (should be in print soon).  This one promises to be "fact" filled and "scientific".  Dimski is quoted "It is bullet-proof, which in part accounts for the delay in its arrival" Holy cow man I cannot wait to read this bullet proof, steaming bowl of recycled creationist dog shit.  Let's hope he pollutes it with lots of fuzzy math. Read all about it here. -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,16:06    Wow, that layer of kelvar really slowed it down. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5286 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,16:54    LOL!  I liked this part Quote Raising the Funds to Publish: An Update We must raise $250,000 to publish the book-to print, publicize, and market it aggressively, especially to the young. Candidly, we really hope to raise $275,000, to give it a stronger sendoff. We are very excited to tell you where we stand. As of today, we have received gifts totaling approximately $113,000. $50,000 of that was wired to our account on Monday. The offer of another $50,000 is giving us great momentum, having been pledged as a matching challenge. This means that if we can raise the matching $50,000 by May 31st, we can add $100,000 to the $113,000 already raised! That would bring our total to $213,000, putting the finish line very much in view. Just wouldn't be religion Intelligent Design without somebody begging for your cash.   -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5286 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,16:55    delete duplicate -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

2ndclass Posts: 182 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,17:03    Here's my favorite part:     Quote The entire manuscript has been written and the process of aggressive editing and proofing for scholarship, scientific fact, and careful expression has been completed on all but the eighth--and final--chapter. Translation: The book has been reviewed by 9-year-old Johnny and his dog Barfy. -------------- "I wasn't aware that classical physics had established a position on whether intelligent agents exercising free were constrained by 2LOT into increasing entropy." -DaveScot

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,17:08    IVE CYEBRHACKED A COPY USING MY L337 DELLSKILLS ON TEH SUPERMATION INFOHIGHWAY. Quote Chapter one: YHWH frontloads CSI in 6 days using zero wavelength radiation IT DOESNT GET MORE SCIENCY THAN THAT, HOMOS. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5286 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,17:32    Quote (2ndclass @ Mar. 28 2007,16:03) Here's my favorite part:         Quote The entire manuscript has been written and the process of aggressive editing and proofing for scholarship, scientific fact, and careful expression has been completed on all but the eighth--and final--chapter. Translation: The book has been reviewed by 9-year-old Johnny and his dog Barfy. Nah, they got Richard Sternberg to organize the peer review.  He's good at that sort of thing, plus he's looking for work.   -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,17:44    Reason #425 why Intelligent Design is a whole lot like religion and very little like science: it has 'textbooks' but no peer-reviewed literature. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

GCT Posts: 1001 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,18:41    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 28 2007,16:54) LOL!  I liked this part   Quote Raising the Funds to Publish: An Update We must raise $250,000 to publish the book-to print, publicize, and market it aggressively, especially to the young. Candidly, we really hope to raise $275,000, to give it a stronger sendoff. We are very excited to tell you where we stand. As of today, we have received gifts totaling approximately $113,000. $50,000 of that was wired to our account on Monday. The offer of another $50,000 is giving us great momentum, having been pledged as a matching challenge. This means that if we can raise the matching $50,000 by May 31st, we can add $100,000 to the $113,000 already raised! That would bring our total to $213,000, putting the finish line very much in view. Just wouldn't be religion Intelligent Design without somebody begging for your cash.  :p Why don't they just get gazillionaire DavescotspringerTard to spend some of his money he got by using his 4675 IQ to be Michael Dell's personal inspiration?  I'm sure he'd be happy to donate some of the proceeds from the super-sciency work he's doing on the floating command center. WATERLOO!!!!!!!!11111!!!!1234

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,18:51    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 28 2007,14:35) Seems Dimski ID textbook for our friends at FTE, "The Design of Life" is nearer to thee (should be in print soon).  This one promises to be "fact" filled and "scientific".  Dimski is quoted "It is bullet-proof, which in part accounts for the delay in its arrival" That's the one that proved to the judge in Dover that ID is just creationism, right Bill . . . . . . ? (snicker)  (giggle)  BWA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!! -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,18:55    Quote (2ndclass @ Mar. 28 2007,16:03) Here's my favorite part:     Quote The entire manuscript has been written and the process of aggressive editing and proofing for scholarship, scientific fact, and careful expression has been completed on all but the eighth--and final--chapter. Well, given that "intelligent design" died a horrible death in Dover, I am wondering what term they search-and-replaced it with THIS time . . . . . . Or weren't they even THAT bright . . . . . -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

Paul Flocken Posts: 290 Joined: Dec. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,19:06    Quote In October, we wrote about the intelligent design conference sponsored in Tampa by PSSI, (Physicians and Surgeons for Scientific Integrity), which was attended by nearly 4,000 at the Univ. of South Florida Sun Dome Sports Arena. A lot of churches were missing their bus that day. Paul -------------- "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.  Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."-John F. Kennedy

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,19:15    Quote (Paul Flocken @ Mar. 28 2007,18:06) Quote In October, we wrote about the intelligent design conference sponsored in Tampa by PSSI, (Physicians and Surgeons for Scientific Integrity), which was attended by nearly 4,000 at the Univ. of South Florida Sun Dome Sports Arena. A lot of churches were missing their bus that day. Paul The short ones, especially. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2007,19:22    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Mar. 29 2007,02:15) Quote (Paul Flocken @ Mar. 28 2007,18:06)   Quote In October, we wrote about the intelligent design conference sponsored in Tampa by PSSI, (Physicians and Surgeons for Scientific Integrity), which was attended by nearly 4,000 at the Univ. of South Florida Sun Dome Sports Arena. A lot of churches were missing their bus that day. Paul The short ones, especially. At least they weren't out on the streets making a nuisance of themselves, 4000 idiots less in public for a day ....should be more of it. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

phonon Posts: 396 Joined: Nov. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2007,13:51    Don't want to start a thread. The textbook will say that life was designed to evolve, just like these computers: http://www.bitsofnews.com/content/view/5470/44/ And that regular geometric shapes are evidence of design, like this: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/070327_saturn_hex.html http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060515/full/060515-17.html Quote The researchers found that once the plate was spinning so fast that the water span out to the sides, creating a hole of air in the middle, the dry patch wasn't circular as might be expected. Instead it evolved, as the bucket's spin sped up, from an ellipse to a three-sided star, to a square, a pentagon, and, at the highest speeds investigated, a hexagon. A Darwinian secret handshake? Those things are obviously designed. By Humans! Oh, and George W. Bush cares more about Global Warming than Al Gore! http://www.snopes.com/politics//bush/house.asp Now if he could just make Air Force 1 solar powered. -------------- With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Fross Posts: 71 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2007,21:13    another book to milk the fundy homeschool crowd for all they're worth. -------------- "For everything else, there's Mastertard"

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2007,22:23    Quote On April 12, Bill Dembski will speak at the Dallas Christian Leadership luncheon at SMU. (This is in the very room where our now famous symposium on Darwinism took place in 1992.) Contact us for more details if you would like to attend. I WANT TO ATTEND! GIVE ME MORE DETAILS! [Yelling]I MISSED TEH FAMOUS SYMPOSIUM IN 1992 AND I WANT TO BE A PART OF HISTORY!!!  Watch out Bill, I'm sick of looking at photographs. Maybe I'll spike the coffee to give it that special shimmy down the gullet. And then, go do that doo-doo that you do so well. *Fart* Yeah. Lots o'ways we could jazz up their simple-posiums, folks.   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Paul Flocken Posts: 290 Joined: Dec. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2007,10:56    Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 30 2007,21:23) Yeah. Lots o'ways we could jazz up their simple-posings, folks.  :p Changed that oh so slightly.  Hope you don't mind. Paul -------------- "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.  Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."-John F. Kennedy

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