Joined: Dec. 2006
|Quote (afarensis @ Feb. 25 2008,18:46)|
|Quote (Louis @ Feb. 25 2008,07:30)|
|Can I be the first to say in all seriousness that in previous Tardologues I meant no disrespect to Ms Beckinsale and that, wrath of the Mrs and airborne swine conditions permitting, I would in fact consent, with suitable arm twisting by her, and after a couple of strong drinks on my account, to just manage, possibly, to slip one up the ridicuously ugly old trout. She'd have to beg and promise to make me breakfast though. I'm not a push over.|
Now I'm not saying that La Kate is ugly, I'm merely statting that compared to my pulchritudinous self, she's a 4, 5 at best. Granted she has a face like a dropped pie and under normal and sober circumstances I wouldn't touch her with a stolen penis, but given sufficient quantities of Tramp Champagne (Special Brew mixed with Diamond White, Kestrel Super and White Lightning at a push), I reckon I could just about suffer to spank that sagging, purulent behind. She'd have to keep the lights off and when she arrived I'd cut the tail off the dog so there were no obvious signs of welcome.
That almost made me cry :( but then I read the other thread where you were talking about your irony meter exploding and realized that you are suffering from a Tard overdose (either that or Kate turned ya down). Shake it off, man, shake it off. :p
Lou FCD - I think I'll go with the contacts...
Edit: All kidding aside, I posted that pic on my blog and it got over 12,000 hits in one week. It's a bit aggravating because none of my "serious" posts get anywhere near that traffic.
Afarensis - Well, to be fair, I am sure she is MUCH smarter than you too. I am crtainly drawn to having long "discussions" with her... that should last all night long.
I somehow just have never had the urge to go into the same level of detail with you. :)
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11