PuckSR
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Joined: Nov. 2005
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Last night I spoke with God. It went fairly well, He was genuinely nice. If it hadn't been so late at night, I would have liked to have talked with him for a bit longer.
I asked him about the Bible. He said that he disliked some of the poetic license that had been taken with the stories. He particularly didnt appreciate all of that stuff about Abraham(apparently Sarah wasn't really Abraham's half-sister). I asked him why He would allow his name to be attached to a book that didnt accurately depict Him, and He told me that it was an issue of "creative freedom". His name shows up in many other texts, but He never tries to influence any of the authors.
We spoke for awhile about this whole Evo vs Creo debate. He thought it was kind of cute. Oh, by the way, logic is apparently what God considers a joke. He created it mostly to confuse people. Half of the population considers logic as a solid ground for making conclusions, and the other half doesn't believe in it. I asked Him if he had designed anything in biological creatures, and He told me He had. Apparently God is responsible for men having nipples. He explained that there was actually a way for biology to avoid unisex body parts, but He thought they were "cute". I swear to Him, that is the word He used.
Anyway, Im getting side-tracked.
I also talked to him about evil. He actually had a really good explanation for evil in the world. I cannot actually tell you what it is, all I can say is that we shouldn't really be worrying about it.
The most interesting part of the conversation came when I asked Him to show me ####. It was interesting because IT DOESNT EXIST. I thought this was odd, but He explained it to me. He!! doesnt exist because it is unnecessary. He!! would only be necessary if we knew for certain that it existed. If you dont know positively that a punishment exists, and the rules are not even very clear, how can you be expected to follow the rules? What good does it do to punish people who didnt even know that the punishment exists?
He told me that bad people(evil people) are rare. Those who are evil do not exist in Heaven, but that I shouldn't really worry about it. Most people are good.
Well, I think He might call back tonight, so if anyone has any questions they want me to ask him....I will try to see if He will answer.
Anyways, talk to you later.
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I am sure BWE will be on my case for impersonating him, ie God, ie BWE. lol 
