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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,02:20   

Happy Birthday Gentlemen!
 
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>Reciprocating Bill (56) >Albatrossity2 (58)


HA HA THIS IS YOU


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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,05:40   

I, for one, welcome the venerable received wisdom of our aged ones, and wish them happy birthdays and many more to come.

Now, can I get my frisbee out of the yard without you old coots turning the garden hose on me?

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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,06:16   

You are both old. You must make way for the youth by going out into the winter snows and sitting on an icicle. The tribe needs your teepee.

Still, Happy Birthday anyway chaps! When I grow up I want to be just like you!

Louis

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Bye.

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,06:21   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Sep. 02 2008,05:40)
I, for one, welcome the venerable received wisdom of our aged ones, and wish them happy birthdays and many more to come.

Now, can I get my frisbee out of the yard without you old coots turning the garden hose on me?

Urmm, thanks.

But you can leave the frisbee, I'll be able to use it. I actually played Ultimate Frisbee over the weekend, using those mad skills that I learned in the 60's and 70's. So now I ache in muscles that I didn't know I still had.  To hell with the Metamucil; I need some Ben-Gay (or Ben Homosexual, as the American Family Association would phrase it).

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
                        - Pattiann Rogers

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,08:06   

Happy Birthday.

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PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,08:50   

Happy birthday you pair of old codgers.

I hope they play some Ella Fitzgerald on the wireless for you at Sunny meadows maximum security retirement facility.

Next time a creationist says "were you there?" - I'll quip, "No, but Alby and Bill were!"

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,08:58   

(RB takes offense)

You know, these age jokes get really old.

(rimshot)

I'll get my teeth, er, my coat. Both.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Peter Henderson



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,09:25   

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You know, these age jokes get really old.


Confusius say:"man grow old when he watch food instead of waitress"

I'm not sure if I'm at that stage or not.

Anyway, happy birthday guys.

  
Tony M Nyphot



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,11:12   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Sep. 02 2008,05:21)
Quote (deadman_932 @ Sep. 02 2008,05:40)
I, for one, welcome the venerable received wisdom of our aged ones, and wish them happy birthdays and many more to come.

Now, can I get my frisbee out of the yard without you old coots turning the garden hose on me?

Urmm, thanks.

But you can leave the frisbee, I'll be able to use it. I actually played Ultimate Frisbee over the weekend, using those mad skills that I learned in the 60's and 70's. So now I ache in muscles that I didn't know I still had.  To hell with the Metamucil; I need some Ben-Gay (or Ben Homosexual, as the American Family Association would phrase it).


Ultimate in the 60's/70's? Where?

I've been hucking close to that long...and still do...first night of Fall League is tonight!

Happy B-Day to the wizen ones...

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"I, OTOH, am an underachiever...I either pee my pants or faint dead away..." FTK

"You could always wrap fresh fish in the paper you publish it on, though, and sell that." - Field Man on how to find value in Gary Gaulin's real-science "theory"

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,11:15   

many more my friends.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,14:01   

HA HA THIS IS YOU:



Have a great one!

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,15:23   

Two!~  Two Birthdays At Once!

For Alby, an Albatross Putter set.  Can also be used to throw at kids that won't get off your lawn.



And for Mr. RB )It does stand for Rhythem and Blues, right?




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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,15:26   

Happy Birthday to you both, may you live to see the demise of the Fundie War on Science.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,15:29   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 02 2008,15:26)
Happy Birthday to you both, may you live to see the demise of the Fundie War on Science.

may we all.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,16:52   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 02 2008,21:29)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 02 2008,15:26)
Happy Birthday to you both, may you live to see the demise of the Fundie War on Science.

may we all.

I can has Waterloo?

Louis

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Bye.

  
lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,18:51   

Wishing both of you the best!

  
EyeNoU



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,19:01   

Happy Birthday guys!

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,19:05   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 02 2008,16:29)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 02 2008,15:26)
Happy Birthday to you both, may you live to see the demise of the Fundie War on Science.

may we all.

Yeah, but if we do, more or less everybody here does. This is a valuable service.

Holy shit, are we the oldest farts posting here? Is that Frank Sinatra crooning "it was a very good year?" And he only goes up to 35 before going all metaphorical on us? Damn.

Thanks, everybody.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,19:44   

Happy birthday, youz.  Getting old ain't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

  
Ftk



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,20:29   

Happy birthday, Dudes....



And, NO, that is not me jumping out of the cake!  I'm not quite that hairy.  That's a picture I snapped of Louis jumping out of Ian's birthday cake after everyone had raided the poor kid's medicine cabinent.

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"Evolution is a creationism and just as illogical [as] the other pantheistic creation myths"  -forastero

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,20:40   

Quote (Ftk @ Sep. 02 2008,21:29)
Happy birthday, Dudes....



And, NO, that is not me jumping out of the cake!  I'm not quite that hairy.  That's a picture I snapped of Louis jumping out of Ian's birthday cake after everyone had raided the poor kid's medicine cabinent.

Well look at that. Sudden emergence of early man. Ftk, you was right all along.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,22:32   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 02 2008,19:05)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 02 2008,16:29)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 02 2008,15:26)
Happy Birthday to you both, may you live to see the demise of the Fundie War on Science.

may we all.

Yeah, but if we do, more or less everybody here does. This is a valuable service.

Holy shit, are we the oldest farts posting here? Is that Frank Sinatra crooning "it was a very good year?" And he only goes up to 35 before going all metaphorical on us? Damn.

Thanks, everybody.

As Lenny Flank (his picture is on milk cartons) pointed out, they'll just keep evolving the same message that's been around since Paley's time. But know you have done your bit, defenders of enlightenment. I was going to do a mixed metaphor about birfday candles but my noggin don't wurk so good.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2008,22:40   

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I can has Waterloo?


Most loos have water - just ask somebody from Australia. :p

Henry

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2008,02:40   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Sep. 03 2008,01:44)
Happy birthday, youz.  Getting old ain't so bad when you consider the alternative.

This is indeed very true. A wise man once confirmed this....well, when I say wise...

Forget it. ;-)

Yay not being dead for another year!

Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2008,02:42   

Quote (Ftk @ Sep. 03 2008,02:29)
[SNIP]

That's a picture I snapped of Louis jumping out of Ian's birthday cake after everyone had raided the poor kid's medicine cabinent.

That's actually quite a frighteningly accurate likeness. And we were nowhere near his medicine cabinet....we brought out own thank you very much.

Now get on with answering questions lady.

Louis

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jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 07 2008,22:01   

For you guys who remember what Elvis looked like WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!  :)

Happy day to you both!

(Sorry that this is so late, I've been busy this week - basically my summer ended.)

  
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