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Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,06:08    Hey, Hermagoras I'll leave it to the others to generate the LOLcats, but I thought we should send good wishes your way. Hope that you have a great day, don't drink too much or eat too much cake, and stay away from the cheesy poofs. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,06:18    Forever young. Happy birdecrepitoldfartthday, herm. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,08:10    Congratulations and Salutations.   In honor of the event, I have decided not to send you any books by Denyse O'Leary, with which you could read with. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,08:37    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DO YOU I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO? A PARTY WITH JOE G. AND HIS 'BUDDIES' THERE TOO. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,08:46    Shimmies to you who evolved from some goo! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,09:32    Happy birthday, Hermagoras! -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,10:34    I can see I'm gonna have to get this party started: -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,10:39    Happy birthday, Hermagoras. May the road rise up to greet you, May the wind be always at your back, and may the fleas of a thousand camels, infest your hairy crack. Edited by Lou FCD on May 21 2008,11:39 -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

PTET Posts: 133 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,10:46    HBTY :) -------------- "It’s not worth the effort to prove the obvious. Ridiculous ideas don’t deserve our time. Even the attempt to formulate ID is a generous accommodation." - ScottAndrews

deejay Posts: 113 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,10:48    Hey Hermagoras- Happy Birthday!  Beautiful day here in Boston.

Zachriel Posts: 2722 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,11:30    Felix dies natalis, Hermagoras! -------------- You never step on the same tard twice—for it's not the same tard and you're not the same person.

Bob O'H Posts: 2561 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,11:48    Yep, happy birthday Hermagoras!  No pseudo-science for you today, I hope.  Just a fresh dollop of antyi-O'Learian prose. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,11:48    Hey, I once had a case of hermagoras, but it cleared right up after a course of treatment with anti-biotics.   Here is hoping you get some penicillin for your birthday. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,12:00    Here's another, since Carlson was too lame to produce a Lolcat: -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,13:04    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 21 2008,08:37) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DO YOU I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO? A PARTY WITH JOE G. AND HIS 'BUDDIES' THERE TOO. Wow, you know just what to get! -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,13:36    Mrs. Hermagoras intelligently designed a cake, but the icing message reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERMAGORAS went all the way round and under the cake, where it got smushed by the plate, before coming back up to the surface and ending in a ginormous (because life-sized) HERMAGORAPHALLUS. -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,14:01    Quote (deejay @ May 21 2008,10:48) Hey Hermagoras- Happy Birthday!  Beautiful day here in Boston. Yes, it is. Thanks! -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,14:04    Quote (carlsonjok @ May 21 2008,11:48) Hey, I once had a case of hermagoras, but it cleared right up after a course of treatment with anti-biotics.   Here is hoping you get some penicillin for your birthday. Your mom's going to give me a case on the way home.  Says she doesn't need it no more.  I'll send thanks. -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,17:57    LOLCat comin': It may not be accurate, but it is mean-spirited, which ought to count for something.  Happy Birthday. (edited 11/4/2008: New Image Host) -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,18:32    Quote (Hermagoras @ May 21 2008,12:04)   Quote (carlsonjok @ May 21 2008,11:48) Hey, I once had a case of hermagoras, but it cleared right up after a course of treatment with anti-biotics.   Here is hoping you get some penicillin for your birthday. Your mom's going to give me a case on the way home.  Says she doesn't need it no more. Um, you'd better let her keep some. Just, uh, trust me on this. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,19:06    ***..huh?...*** *snort* did I miss it? Happy Birthday! Just got my head above water for the first time today. Hope it was great!

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,20:02    Happy Birthday! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 21 2008,22:44    What to do, what to do? How do I come up with something original, something worthy. Wait....I've got it! Happy Birthday! Drink lots! Louis -------------- Bye.

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2008,11:34    Belated Birthday Wishes to you! -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

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