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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,00:39   

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOUr MADE FROM SOME GOO
YOU'RE MAMA WAS A MONKEY
AND YOU GET YOU'RE MORALITY FROM A NATURAL SELECTIONS WHICH MEANS THAT HUMPING GRANNIES IS OKAY IN YOU'RE BOOK TOO.



Have a good one, Ras.

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,00:58   

Yeah, happy birthday youngster!

I hope you get lots of sock puppet protectors as prezzies.

Bob

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,01:19   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Feb. 26 2008,23:58)
Yeah, happy birthday youngster!

I hope you get lots of sock puppet protectors as prezzies.

Bob

Or sompin' like that. Happy birthday! The women of Poland salute ye! :D

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,01:45   



31, yeesh. Just a kid...

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,02:38   

{Sound of partially overheard argument coming from corridor}

...no I am not....ishing that slack jaw....gibbering tosspiece ...ppy birthday he can.....mself and the horse he....in on.....

HEY! QUIT SHOVING!

{Louis enters}



Ah ahahahahahaha...erm...

Happy Birthday Erasmus! Have a good one.

May I be the first to unnecessarily wish you many fine beers in celebration. I mean what the hell is the point of telling you to go out and drink to celebrate your birthday? What else are you going to do? Hang glide naked off the top of the Gherkin? †Oh wait...now THERE'S an idea!

Anyway, I shall, as an act of noble self sacrifice raise a beer in your honour this very evening. No, don't thank me, it's unnecessary. If one can cannot lay down the sanctitiy and security of one's hepatic organ for one's online chums then one can hardly consider oneself a preux chevalier now can one?



Many Happy Returns!

Louis

ETA: Hughes and Chatfield stole the best LOLCats I'm afraid. Cheeky blighters, nothing gentlemanly about those two perverts. Did I tell you what I saw on their joint website? I never knew you could convince an ostrich to do that. Still, at least the manufacturers of Swarfega were happy.

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Bye.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,02:43   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 27 2008,06:39)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOUr MADE FROM SOME GOO
YOU'RE MAMA WAS A MONKEY
AND YOU GET YOU'RE MORALITY FROM A NATURAL SELECTIONS WHICH MEANS THAT HUMPING GRANNIES IS OKAY IN YOU'RE BOOK TOO.

[SNIP]

We'll have no projection of your deviant gerontophile lusts here thank you Mr Hughes.

You keep your octagenarian ogling to yourself. Pervert.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:17   

No LOLCATs here, but I do hope that since we are all atheists on a daily basis here, that this particular day is even more atheistic than the days before, and that you enjoy the cake, beer, dancing girls, or whatever other celebratory activities that atheists enjoy on a daily basis as well.

Have a good 'un.

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
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To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:19   

I'm just gonna say a quick Happy Birthday in the event my interwebs connection goes out again before I post this.

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Paul Flocken



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:41   

Hope it's a great one Erasmus! :D

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:51   

Ur prezent:



(U ried it in heavnz with teh invisible manz.)

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,09:05   

thanks!  I am a mean mannish boy for shore.  31 seems old to me.  I wonder if I can drink 31 beers today....

I plan to celebrate by taking one day to not be an atheist on such a daily basis and I have decided to be a strong agnostic instead.  

So that means I can no longer justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing*, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, goat-fornicating**, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying, "There Is No God So Who The Fuck Cares?"

No, not today.  

Today, I will justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing***, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, animalia-fornicating****, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying "I Really Can't Be Bothered To Give a Fuck Whether Or Not There Is A God, So Who The Fuck Cares".

Thanks FtK!!!  And the rest of you'ns.

*  I was just doing what Psalms 129 said to do, sheesh.
**  Rich, if I call you a goat before I have my way with you does this keep me in the clear on this one?
*** See *.
**** Added to cover Rich, Ftk Sal and Louis.  Since it's my birthday I get to direct.  Bring in the live geese!

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,10:39   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2008,09:05)
thanks!  I am a mean mannish boy for shore.  31 seems old to me.  I wonder if I can drink 31 beers today....

I plan to celebrate by taking one day to not be an atheist on such a daily basis and I have decided to be a strong agnostic instead.  

So that means I can no longer justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing*, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, goat-fornicating**, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying, "There Is No God So Who The Fuck Cares?"

No, not today.  

Today, I will justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing***, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, animalia-fornicating****, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying "I Really Can't Be Bothered To Give a Fuck Whether Or Not There Is A God, So Who The Fuck Cares".

Thanks FtK!!!  And the rest of you'ns.

*  I was just doing what Psalms 129 said to do, sheesh.
**  Rich, if I call you a goat before I have my way with you does this keep me in the clear on this one?
*** See *.
**** Added to cover Rich, Ftk Sal and Louis.  Since it's my birthday I get to direct.  Bring in the live geese!

Copy cat.  

That's exactly* how I celebrated my 31st Birthday!**

*except for the geese.

** and the 72 virgins

*** Ha Ha just kidding!  There were only 10, 5,2
1 virgin, but I got to 3rd base....

Happy Fucking Birfday my man.

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Assassinator



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,17:01   

A happy happy birthday here from Holland! Sadly I can't present you with a nice LOLcat, since all the good one's have been given already. I can however wish you another happy happy year full of burning churches and ebola spreading (HA! Now that one is taken too! ), ofcourse you can't stop that, that's a LIE, you can't leave the almighty fundie atheist camp wich has assimilated all forms of science to conspire against those....theists! Don't leave us!
Good luck, have fun, and may the Non-Intelligent-Not-Caring-Force be with you :)

Disclaimer:
This post does not resemble the true opinions of Assassinator, nope not even the "Happy Birthday" :p

Edited, because you're worth it (this never gets old).

  
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,21:50   

Happy Birthday, Number 7 of the worldwide atheist collecive.

It's a shame this is online, because I can't give you the atheist handshake (no bibles, crosses or children to burn, more the pity) but take it as given.

Now, did you get the "special" blankets with Dawkins' face our London office sent you for distribution?

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