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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,08:02   

Happy born on date, horseydude.  (HT to hereoisreal for noticing.)

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IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,08:16   

Have a good day.

I tried to think of a horse pun, but I failed because I'm hungover, so sue me.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,09:19   

O hai.

This 4 u.



Ur prezint is no haws jowkz.

Happy Birthday!

Louis

P.S. K jus wun.



HAR HAR THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU OLD HORSE HOMO.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,11:38   

HAR HAR THIS IS YOU:



Happy birthday.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,12:49   



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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,14:30   

Hope you're keeping it all together today!



Happy Turkey Birthday!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,16:58   

Happy birthday.

I did dun get you a gift.



N-joi.

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Darth Robo



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,18:45   

Catz an Hoeseez.  Reminds me of Leviticus 18:23-30


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23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has fuckings wif teh horse. No can fuck teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg fucking.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u masturbate.



http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Leviticus_18


So on dis caturday (for evry day iz caturday) i sez, Happee Birfday.  Srsly.


:p

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2007,20:56   

Quote (Darth Robo @ Nov. 22 2007,19:45)
Catz an Hoeseez.  Reminds me of Leviticus 18:23-30


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23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has fuckings wif teh horse. No can fuck teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg fucking.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u masturbate.



http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Leviticus_18


So on dis caturday (for evry day iz caturday) i sez, Happee Birfday.  Srsly.


:p

now dat rite dare iz funni shitz

srsly

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2007,02:58   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 23 2007,02:56)
Quote (Darth Robo @ Nov. 22 2007,19:45)
Catz an Hoeseez.  Reminds me of Leviticus 18:23-30


 
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23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has fuckings wif teh horse. No can fuck teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg fucking.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u masturbate.



http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Leviticus_18


So on dis caturday (for evry day iz caturday) i sez, Happee Birfday.  Srsly.


:p

now dat rite dare iz funni shitz

srsly

Dun let robot tayk creditz. I told u bout it dayz ago.

I getz no recognishun. Bstrds.

Srsly (not)

Louis

P.S. Happy AfterBirthday Carlson. Hungover?

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2007,07:52   

Why thank you!  You are so kind!



It was a low key time.  We are with friends in St Louis.  Wednesday night we had Indian food, accompanied by good beer and scotch.  And Thursday, a traditional American Thanksgiving with good wine.  Today, we are off to do tastings at some wineries in America's first official appellation, the Augusta AVA.

Hey, why no shimmy dance for me?  That is right, I'm looking at you, Louis!!1!1!11!!  Dance for me, monkey boy!!



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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2007,10:44   



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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 26 2007,09:42   

Sorry, I'm late with the Best Wishes and all that, but I had relatives over to teh cave.  This overly cute thing will have to suffice.



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