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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,01:38   

A bit cryptic:

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No members are celebrating a birthday today


As you have no member (so Carlson tells me) this must pertain to you.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,02:32   

Quote (Richardthughes @ June 21 2008,23:38)
A bit cryptic:

     
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No members are celebrating a birthday today


As you have no member

Hmmmm.... better ask your wife about that, big fella.

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dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,03:33   

If it is your birthday, congratulations!
Edit: I cannot read, apparently.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,07:23   

OH IT'S TARDEN madHATERBOX's BIRTHDAY ALRIGHT!

I sent a crack Darwinist reporter to his mothers house and asked her how she felt about Tarden and his 72nd Birthday.

She replied "You know that guy?"

He said "Well, no actually"

She said "Ok but you should know he wasn't born, he was expelled"

He said "Do tell?"

She said "What's there to know? There was a donkey and some gin...a lot of gin"

He said "A FUCKING DONKEY?"

She said "What time is it?"

He said "I don't know"

She said "Care for some gin?"

He said " ....um yeah....ok"

That reporter is now in rehab.... thanks to Tarden.... HOMOS!

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,08:17   

happy birthday memberanous slob!  you've outlived all of your contemporaries and childhood playmates: Darwin, TH Huxley, Albie Einie, Henry Ford, Gerald Ford, Charles Manson, Charles Kuralt, Charlesmagne and Dick Nixon.  have a wonderful day passing urea through a catheter and crapping through a tube, old bean, think about the good old days back before the blisters and when you could still prop one up against your leg every now and then without getting those black spots in the middle of your vision.  If it weren't for meth, you'd never get laid, so enjoy the horse.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,08:44   

You say it's your birthday
Take your word for it, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Take your word for it, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

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"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:03   

Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,June 22 2008,06:17)
happy birthday memberanous slob!  you've outlived all of your contemporaries and childhood playmates: Darwin, TH Huxley, Albie Einie, Henry Ford, Gerald Ford, Charles Manson, Charles Kuralt, Charlesmagne and Dick Nixon.  have a wonderful day passing urea through a catheter and crapping through a tube, old bean, think about the good old days back before the blisters and when you could still prop one up against your leg every now and then without getting those black spots in the middle of your vision.  If it weren't for meth, you'd never get laid, so enjoy the horse.

I feel bad spurning Ras's hillbilly poetry -- especially the part of being compared to Gerald Ford and Manson* (who by the way still walks the earth or whatever Central Valley maximum security prison he's in at the moment) -- but my birthday's not for another 3 months.

I wouldn't know, but Stevestory says meth isn't so bad. I'm sure however that this is purely an academic awareness, gleaned from study of written materials, not based on anything like, you know, personal experience or what have you.

[cough]

*for the record, I've never met Squeaky Fromme.

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:12   

I'm still gonna dance
(Birthday)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:14   



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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:17   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 22 2008,12:14)

Quit denying it. You were born again.

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"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

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- Barry Arrington

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:47   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 22 2008,03:32)
Quote (Richardthughes @ June 21 2008,23:38)
A bit cryptic:

       
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No members are celebrating a birthday today


As you have no member

Hmmmm.... better ask your wife about that, big fella.

LOL. Reminds me of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog's last words before passing:

"Tell your wife...I loved her."

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,11:51   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 22 2008,12:03)
I wouldn't know, but Stevestory says meth isn't so bad.

It's not. But Salvia's my new thing. Gotta try that stuff. If I did meth these days all that would result is some hyperactive gardening.

   
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,12:01   

Salvia?  What's that?  The drippings from Mr. Cordova?

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,12:10   

(shudders)

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,15:10   

Happy not your birthday  ???

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FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: June 22 2008,21:06   

Quote (stevestory @ June 22 2008,11:51)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 22 2008,12:03)
I wouldn't know, but Stevestory says meth isn't so bad.

It's not. But Salvia's my new thing. Gotta try that stuff. If I did meth these days all that would result is some hyperactive gardening.

i have it on good authority most folks don't do it again.

just saying.

David Arora said the same thing about Amanita muscaria, but just look at him.




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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,02:46   

Wait, we're so hard up for celebrations we're celebrating days that are not even people's birthdays? And a turd like Chatterbox's non-birthday as well?

Hell, it's not my birthday either, please send money!

Oh I suppose if it IS Tarden's birthday I suppose I should say something nice:

{Clears throat}

Well done on not dying.

Thank you.

Louis

P.S. If it IS really your birthday Arden, I genuinely wish you a very happy one. Just don't let on I said something genuinely nice, 'twill ruin my rep!

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jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,04:20   

When it was my birthday, I was happy.  Do likewise.  :)  :)

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,09:21   

It’s not my birthday, and I too am happy
It’s always fun to get into a creationist scrappy
Watch some C.H.O. and laugh till you puke
I’ve had enough, Arden, now put up your d….




Just kidding. :) Happy unnotbirthdayorwhatever.

*Shimmies*

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,11:33   

Lord. 18 messages for a birfday that isn't really happening. Then, to make it worse, LOUIS shows up drunk and pisses in the punchbowl. (Which one of you bastids told him about the party?) And as the final insult, NO ONE brings any lolcats except me.  :angry:



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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,11:54   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,17:33)
Lord. 18 messages for a birfday that isn't really happening. Then, to make it worse, LOUIS shows up drunk and pisses in the punchbowl. (Which one of you bastids told him about the party?) And as the final insult, NO ONE brings any lolcats except me.  :angry:


No one told me, I can smell parties.

Anyway I didn't piss in the punchbowl, I merely dangled my gentleman vegetables in it for a while. Hey, the doc said I should keep them cool so the infection didn't spread.

As for LOLcats, I'll apologise for ruining your party by sleeping with the moosehead in the corridor with this:



Louis

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:03   

Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,10:54)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,17:33)
Lord. 18 messages for a birfday that isn't really happening. Then, to make it worse, LOUIS shows up drunk and pisses in the punchbowl. (Which one of you bastids told him about the party?) And as the final insult, NO ONE brings any lolcats except me.  :angry:


No one told me, I can smell parties.

Anyway I didn't piss in the punchbowl, I merely dangled my gentleman vegetables in it for a while. Hey, the doc said I should keep them cool so the infection didn't spread.

As for LOLcats, I'll apologise for ruining your party by sleeping with the moosehead in the corridor with this:



Louis



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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:07   

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No members are celebrating a birthday today


Wow chatterbox. It am your brifday monf?

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:10   

Quote (Kristine @ June 23 2008,18:03)
[SNIP]



[SNIP]

'S not true.....wellllllll not yet.

Anyway, I am a most abstemious fellow. Honest.

Louis

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:23   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,11:33)
Lord. 18 messages for a birfday that isn't really happening. Then, to make it worse, LOUIS shows up drunk and pisses in the punchbowl. (Which one of you bastids told him about the party?) And as the final insult, NO ONE brings any lolcats except me.  :angry:


Here you are trolling for presents on a day it isn't your birthday and you have the nerve to complain because you don't like the presents?



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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:47   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,18:23)
[SNIP]

Here you are trolling for presents on a day it isn't your birthday and you have the nerve to complain because you don't like the presents?

[SNIP]

Gotta say that this is a good point well made. Chatfield's attention whoring. And anyway, I asked for teh cash upthread and I wants it NOW DAMMIT!

Louis

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:52   

Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:47)
Gotta say that this is a good point well made. Chatfield's attention whoring.

SRSLY.  We are already two over the limit with FTK and Kevin Eleven doing the same thing.  At least they have the excuse of trolling for hits for their crappy blogs.  What is your excuse, Tarden?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:56   

Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,10:47)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,18:23)

Here you are trolling for presents on a day it isn't your birthday and you have the nerve to complain because you don't like the presents?

Gotta say that this is a good point well made. Chatfield's attention whoring. And anyway, I asked for teh cash upthread and I wants it NOW DAMMIT!
Louis

Quit kissing Carlson's ass, get that thing you claim to be a dick out of the punch bowl, and we'll talk. :angry:

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,12:59   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,10:52)
 
Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:47)
Gotta say that this is a good point well made. Chatfield's attention whoring.

SRSLY.  We are already two over the limit with FTK and Kevin Eleven doing the same thing.  At least they have the excuse of trolling for hits for their crappy blogs.  What is your excuse, Tarden?

*I* have lolcats on my thread, unlike FTK and Kev. That makes all the difference.

And unlike certain brush-clearing Texans here I could name, *I* fill in my own captions on the lolcats, and don't just lazily reuse premade ones for the umpteenth time.

Now gimme my notpresents, bitch.  :angry:

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,13:50   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,12:59)
   
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,10:52)
 
SRSLY.  We are already two over the limit with FTK and Kevin Eleven doing the same thing.  At least they have the excuse of trolling for hits for their crappy blogs.  What is your excuse, Tarden?

*I* have lolcats on my thread, unlike FTK and Kev. That makes all the difference.

And unlike certain brush-clearing Texans here I could name, *I* fill in my own captions on the lolcats, and don't just lazily reuse premade ones for the umpteenth time.

Talk about EPIC FAIL.  I am an Oklahoman*, not a Texan and this weekend I was brush burning not brush clearing. So there.
   
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Now gimme my notpresents, bitch.  :angry:

Greedy bastard.  Run along and be happy with what you did get.You and your homo friend.



*Why is it so windy in Oklahoma?  Because Texas blows and Kansas sucks.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,14:18   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,11:50)
       
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,12:59)
             
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,10:52)
  SRSLY.  We are already two over the limit with FTK and Kevin Eleven doing the same thing.  At least they have the excuse of trolling for hits for their crappy blogs.  What is your excuse, Tarden?

*I* have lolcats on my thread, unlike FTK and Kev. That makes all the difference.

And unlike certain brush-clearing Texans here I could name, *I* fill in my own captions on the lolcats, and don't just lazily reuse premade ones for the umpteenth time.

Talk about EPIC FAIL.  I am an Oklahomoan*,


There. Fixed it.

 
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not a Texan


Same thing. :angry:

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,14:36   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,18:56)
Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,10:47)
   
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 23 2008,18:23)

Here you are trolling for presents on a day it isn't your birthday and you have the nerve to complain because you don't like the presents?

Gotta say that this is a good point well made. Chatfield's attention whoring. And anyway, I asked for teh cash upthread and I wants it NOW DAMMIT!
Louis

Quit kissing Carlson's ass, get that thing you claim to be a dick out of the punch bowl, and we'll talk. :angry:

{sound of manaconda being removed from punchbowl}

I am not in any way kissing Mr Carlsonjok's donkey, I let that sort of action remain between Mr Carlsonjok and his donkey.

Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan. One is 400lb and armed to the teeth, the other is 400lb, armed to the teeth and wears a Stetson.

Not only that but brush burning is an indication of a serious sexual infection, possibly one that requires medical intervention, as opposed to brush clearing which is a personal decision on the subject of pubic fashion.

And Chatterfieldbox, if you want notpresents for your notbirthday, you must issue a full and proper notpology for your notroversial notsonality and notticisms.

Louis

P.S. And you only has LOLcats cos you begged for them. Not teh same as spontaneous LOLage.



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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,14:46   

Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:36)
Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan.

Sure. One year of high school.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,14:49   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,20:46)
Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:36)
Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan.

Sure. One year of high school.

I thought that was an Arkansan pre and post Clinton? Or was that something else?

Louis

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,14:57   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,14:46)
Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:36)
Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan.

Sure. One year of high school.

Hey, Tarden, remember when you said you visited Oklahoma? We still celebrate the day you left to go back to California.  It raised the average IQ of both states.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,15:03   

Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:36)
Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan. One is 400lb and armed to the teeth, the other is 400lb, armed to the teeth and wears a Stetson.

Yeah, and the men there are even worse.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2008,15:05   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 23 2008,21:03)
Quote (Louis @ June 23 2008,12:36)
Oh and even I can tell the difference between an Oklahoman and a Texan. One is 400lb and armed to the teeth, the other is 400lb, armed to the teeth and wears a Stetson.

Yeah, and the men there are even worse.

[Russian accent]

I do not like these women. They all have big beards.

[/Russian accent]

Louis

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