Joined: Jan. 2006
|Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,June 22 2008,06:17)|
|happy birthday memberanous slob! you've outlived all of your contemporaries and childhood playmates: Darwin, TH Huxley, Albie Einie, Henry Ford, Gerald Ford, Charles Manson, Charles Kuralt, Charlesmagne and Dick Nixon. have a wonderful day passing urea through a catheter and crapping through a tube, old bean, think about the good old days back before the blisters and when you could still prop one up against your leg every now and then without getting those black spots in the middle of your vision. If it weren't for meth, you'd never get laid, so enjoy the horse.|
I feel bad spurning Ras's hillbilly poetry -- especially the part of being compared to Gerald Ford and Manson* (who by the way still walks the earth or whatever Central Valley maximum security prison he's in at the moment) -- but my birthday's not for another 3 months.
I wouldn't know, but Stevestory says meth isn't so bad. I'm sure however that this is purely an academic awareness, gleaned from study of written materials, not based on anything like, you know, personal experience or what have you.
*for the record, I've never met Squeaky Fromme.
"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus